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I am NOT turning 30 this year!
« on: March 09, 2011, 12:32:50 AM »

Seriously.

People change their name, their hair color, their gender...  I'm changing my age!

The first 10 years, which I've spent in the Soviet Union, don't count.  I'm gonna be 20 again, wooo!
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Re: I am NOT turning 30 this year!
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2011, 12:43:31 AM »

Dude you're ooooooooold.
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Re: I am NOT turning 30 this year!
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2011, 04:34:03 AM »

1 more year and you will be allowed to drink!

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Re: I am NOT turning 30 this year!
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2011, 01:49:24 PM »

Yeah, me neither.
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Re: I am NOT turning 30 this year!
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2011, 05:52:48 PM »

pffffffffffttt
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Re: I am NOT turning 30 this year!
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2011, 07:59:11 PM »

Do I need to ask government's permission?  :lol:
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Re: I am NOT turning 30 this year!
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2011, 08:50:06 PM »

30's like..............big f N deal!
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Re: I am NOT turning 30 this year!
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2011, 09:41:13 PM »



 :shock:
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Re: I am NOT turning 30 this year!
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2011, 12:33:18 AM »

I'm gonna turn 30 this year at and on the Saturday night of the Shambhala Music Festival, which is a massive four day long rave with six stages hosting over 10,000 attendees.

At least it promises to be my most epic birthday party yet.
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Re: I am NOT turning 30 this year!
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2011, 01:28:52 AM »

How can you party when (given an average estimate on life extension technology) in 90 or so years you'll be dead!?

I mean, sure, the next 3/4th of your life will probably be interesting because you'll have more money and access to better technology and stuff, but you'll never be a pimply, ignorant, obnoxious teenager / college student / 20-something ever again!
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Re: I am NOT turning 30 this year!
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2011, 01:54:41 AM »

How can you party when (given an average estimate on life extension technology) in 90 or so years you'll be dead!?

I mean, sure, the next 3/4th of your life will probably be interesting because you'll have more money and access to better technology and stuff, but you'll never be a pimply, ignorant, obnoxious teenager / college student / 20-something ever again!


It's a trade off, Alex. Once you hit 30, you can claim superiority over those 20 something snot-nosed kids. They may have the youth...but they do not have the aura of a sophisticated James Bond type. James Bond stuff can get you some pussy too, Alex....Don't worry about it.
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Re: I am NOT turning 30 this year!
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2011, 02:21:21 AM »

Didn't you see what I've said?  Now I'm not hitting 30 for ten and a half more years!  If transgendered people can get their drivers license and other documents changed, I should have the same right!
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Re: I am NOT turning 30 this year!
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2011, 02:22:46 AM »

:twisted:
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Re: I am NOT turning 30 this year!
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2011, 10:38:39 AM »

If I party hard enough there, I might die that night. Or maybe I will stop aging. Or travel back in time.

Charlie Sheen has shown us the miraculous effects that the right chemicals can have on one's perspective.
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Re: I am NOT turning 30 this year!
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2011, 04:23:22 PM »

You know that stupid pop trivia game, "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon"?  Charlie Sheen has the same "Degree of Alex Jones" as Ron Paul!  Scary, eh?  Actually a lot of people do, even at least 4 people on this very forum.   :shock:

But that's off-topic.  This thread is about my Right to change my age!  Mommy Government should force everyone to pretend I'm 10 years younger, and doing otherwise should be Hate Speech, like calling a transgendered person by its original gender.  :roll:
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