I'm a crypto-anarchic small-L left libertarian Republican.

[Tom Foppiano]

What is Some Funny Shit Libertarians Say?
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Do you accept gold?
Do you accept Liberty Dollars?
So you think that money is the root of all evil...
The Fed is the root of all evil.
The Treasury is the root of all evil.

Librarian? No, Libertarian.
I'm a small-L libertarian.
I'm a paleo-libertarian.
I'm a neo-libertarian.
I'm a bleeding-heart libertarian.
I'm not a libertarian, I'm a classical liberal.

I'm the president of the local anarchist group.
There's no government like no government.
"A government is a body of people; usually, notably ungoverned."
I left Google to start my own country.
I invest in start-up countries.

I'm a rational anarchist.
I'm a market anarchist.
I'm an anarcho-capitalist.
I'm a crypto-anarchic small-L left libertarian Republican.
Really, I just like blowing stuff up.

My favorite president? William Henry Harrison.
Why don't we have leaders like Calvin Coolidge anymore?
Herbert Hoover was too big-government for me.
I'm not really a fan of King Lincoln and his gulags.
Katrina? Hasn't New Orleans gone through enough with King Andrew's dictatorship?

I buried my savings on a deserted island off the coast of Alaska.
The bathroom's on your right, just past the underground bunker.
I call it Rapture.
Savings? See this gold filling...?
Stocks? I invest in Blackwater.

I imported my Fourth of July fireworks from England.
These fireworks are illegal in all fifty states.
"If government were a product, selling it would be illegal."

The public be damned.
The public good be damned.
I pay my taxes with barrels of pennies.
"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors — and miss."
"Just be thankful you're not getting all the government you're paying for."

I encrypt my cat photos with three-stage DES.
I go through seven proxies to read Reddit.
I can remotely blow-up my hard drive.
How do you block the NSA with iptables?
I respond to packets from the CIA with the text of the Bill of Rights.

I go to Loyola.
I go to George Mason.
Mises wrote a thousand-page book on that. I can't believe you haven't read it.
I'm an Austrian. ... No, I'm from New Jersey.
The mailman is a functionary of the State apparatus.
I can't quantify my hatred of the State. Preferences are ordinal.

I'm not a libertarian, I'm an economist.
I'm not an economist, I just know more than they do about the subject.
My favorite trade economist? Paul Krugman.
My least-favorite economist? Paul Krugman.

[Tom Foppiano]

My favorite ones are......

I'm a crypto-anarchic small-L left libertarian Republican.
I encrypt my cat photos with three-stage DES.
Savings? See this gold filling...?
The bathroom's on your right, just past the underground bunker.
I call it Rapture.

[John Shaw]

I made a great thread years ago about the different types of people you'd meet at any liberty gathering. Seems like it got BALEETED in the purge. Oh well.

[Bill Brasky]

Got an actual out-loud laugh at that.

[Turd Ferguson]

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