Earlier today, in
a thread about an "animal rights" terrorist, I have made and defended the argument that even non-violent advocacy of "animal rights" is an immoral act that results in reduction in economic growth, decline in human life expectancy growth, and thus billions of people dying earlier than they otherwise would have through no fault of their own.
But I'm not done yet. I also believe that the very act of pet ownership should be viewed as immoral, and people who exhibit irrational emotional attachment to animals should be ostracized - much like racists, child abusers, and demographic thieves who don't reproduce nor pay their "
childless tax".
Now it's very important that we don't go too far with this - only recreational forms of pet ownership are immoral. There's nothing wrong with using animals for a rational purpose, like scientific experiments that will benefit mankind. It's still OK to eat your animals, but keep in mind that the little fuckers will try to poison you with their cholesterol as their final act of revenge. It is an open question whether images and toys that simulate the effect of pet ownership should be made taboo as well - in my opinion kitty porn and all the Japanese
kawaisa crap is just as bad as the real thing!
The animal threat has attacked us in the one place that hurts the most: reproduction. See, the human emotion of pity has been developed by evolution (aka nature / God / gods / etc) to encourage human beings to take care of human babies, even if they were not theirs. That constitutes an objective evolutionary advantage: human babies that are cute enough are definitely worth saving. Unfortunately, a group of villainous impostors have hijacked that emotion for their benefit, and are using it to the determent of our entire species! You may think of those parasites as fuzzy wuzzy little doggies and kitties, but they in fact constitute the greatest external threat ever faced by the human race! They infiltrate our families, taking the role of children, and thus discourage people from having more human children instead!
We thought we've learned to outsmart our foremost enemies of 10,000 years BC -- lions and tigers and bears -- but, oh my - there's one right there in your living room playing with a ball of string! Don't let their disguises fool you, on the inside they're still the same. They may purr and rub up against your leg and and even catch mice, but if you stop feeding them they will attack you, or chew your face off while you sleep!
How can the human race sabotage its potential in such ways?! How can logical beings act so illogically, neglecting their individual desire for life and the future of their children? There's only one logical answer - we must have been compromised from the outside. Animals have brainwashed us and made us their slaves!
Hundreds of billions of dollars a year are wasted on pets and pet-related activities, and proximity to those deceiving fiends results in them somehow brainwashing human beings to do their bidding for them. Nicotine, crack cocaine, and crystal meth all pail in comparison to the addiction of animal companionship! Some pet victims have been known to talk about their pets nonstop and post pictures of them on the Internet, thus trying to spread their infection to others!
Hundreds of billions, possibly trillions of dollars a year are also lost from the human economy as a side-effect of the "animal rights" agenda: regulation and outright bans on medical experiments that could have raised your life expectancy to 200 years and beyond! Is it possible to grow rejection-proof replacement organs for a human being inside of a pig? Hell yes, but the "animal rights" Nazis won't hear of it! Can much be learned on how to save human lives by breeding millions of gorillas for
head transplant experiments? There's only one way to find out, but all the red tape you have to go through to kill just one gorilla makes that completely impossible.
Once infected, pet junkies begin to lose all of their rational egoism and fail to identify with their own species. Sure, we're all individuals, but when it comes to some things all human beings are in the same boat. After all, only human beings are capable of being rational economic actors -- to reason, to respect the rights of other human beings, and to take responsibility for one's actions -- and thus contribute to the world economy. Animals don't contribute anything to the economy except as a natural resource. Human beings should focus on their own reproduction, and, if needed, build robots to bring them their newspaper and slippers and roll over on demand.
The human race is facing a bleak future unless we repent quickly: declining birth rates, shrinking global economy, and misguided efforts to deindustrialize and shift the course of civilization in reverse toward a dark age from which we may never recover! We can't be doing this to ourselves, someone else has to be pulling the strings, manipulating the human race toward its destruction!
I call on all rational beings everywhere to abandon the mental illness known as "pet ownership" before it is too late! Please, for the love of life and all good things that are possible in it, please - kill every animal that you own! Now. Right now, before their wickedness causes you to lose your resolve. Then post pictures / video here to help encourage others. You can do this. I am counting on you. Reason must triumph over emotion! Though it may be a long twilight struggle against our furry overlords, through your heroic act, someday, perhaps within our lifetimes - HUMANITY WILL PREVAIL!