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human bed warmers?? wtf?
« on: January 20, 2010, 12:08:39 PM »
would you call for this service if you stayed at one of the hotels offering it. i am pretty sure that is a BIG NO for me....

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A hotel chain is employing human bed warmers to help guests get a good night's sleep......

http://www.ananova.com/News/story/sm_3643874.html
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« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2010, 12:20:18 PM »
I'll admit that I don't want somone else's scabies or shingles, but if you find the thought of lying in the bed that a hot dude/chick just got out of exciting, go ahead.
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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2010, 12:45:07 PM »
do you really think the people they hire to do this will be as attractive as the people in the photo?

doubt it
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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2010, 12:48:48 PM »
It would have to be rough on the bed warmers themselves. Jumping from one bed to the next and being expected to get up right when they are drifting off has got to be hard on the body. I bet they get sick more often then non-bed warmers.
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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2010, 12:54:33 PM »
Look a job for Haitian earthquake orphans.  (too soon?)
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« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2010, 02:05:01 PM »
Quote from: libertylover on January 20, 2010, 12:54:33 PM
Look a job for Haitian earthquake orphans.  (too soon?)


Nope, I chuckled.
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« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2010, 02:13:16 PM »
Quote from: davann on January 20, 2010, 02:05:01 PM
Quote from: libertylover on January 20, 2010, 12:54:33 PM
Look a job for Haitian earthquake orphans.  (too soon?)


Nope, I chuckled.
i did as well

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« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2010, 03:18:37 PM »
Well they could use heating pads, unless the "bed warmer" is code for prostitute.
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« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2010, 03:20:21 PM »
well shit if they are givin out free hooker service, i need to change all my travel plans to that chain!
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« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2010, 06:40:47 PM »
Human beings are valuable for their mental and sexual faculties, but they make darn overpriced "bed warmers".  Electric mattress / blanket FTW!
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« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2010, 06:55:34 PM »
If they'd had this when I lived in Manchester, I might've tried it. 
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« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2010, 08:54:31 PM »
Quote from: libertylover on January 20, 2010, 12:54:33 PM
Look a job for Haitian earthquake orphans.  (too soon?)

If it were happening in the US, I'd say it was too late seeing as how the mexicans would've taken those jobs already.
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« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2010, 09:39:08 PM »
My understanding was that human bed warmers were prostitutes...
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« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2010, 01:22:21 PM »
Quote from: robin.m on January 20, 2010, 03:20:21 PM
well shit if they are givin out free hooker service, i need to change all my travel plans to that chain!


you're a hookah???
i just thought i was doing great wif you....
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« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2010, 01:41:40 PM »
Quote from: Luca Brazzi on January 21, 2010, 01:22:21 PM
Quote from: robin.m on January 20, 2010, 03:20:21 PM
well shit if they are givin out free hooker service, i need to change all my travel plans to that chain!


you're a hookah???
i just thought i was doing great wif you....
um no, i was more joking that if they are giving out hooker service for free why the hell not use those services.....



if i was a hooker, i wouldn't be cheap!
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