Once.
Do people not dry their ass holes or something? Sorry, I don't want to towel off to ass.
you gotta start washing your ass better, you know, really get in there.
dont you realize how much water you're using washing all those towels so often, you're killing the planet
I wash my ass well. I even use my finger to get all the shit out of my asshole. But no matter how much scrubbing and soap you use, it still has a Parfum du Derriere residual odor.
I have an Electrolux front load washing machine. It uses something like 1/3 the water of a regular washer, so fuck the environmental hippies.
(it actually cleans better than a normal washer too, btw. I didn't know about the water saving feature until after I spent $1400 on it, lol. I was like...fuck, my clothes are gonna stink. but no.)