How circumcision turned me into a cumless sybian and why I love it.

[Rusty Nut]

I'm a 25 year old white male, the lord sought to bless me with a large penis in both length and girth, I consider this very important to my sex life.  I am also unable to cum like normal a man, only after an extreme and near nauseating amount of pounding am I able to release.  I also consider this to be extremely important to my sex life.  In short, I am a sex machine, I am a waking sybian.  I typically do not cum, and when I do it's an explosion of semen and not much sensation.

I'm positive circumcision has done this to me, years of my glands rubbing against my jeans has made me nearly insencitive. It seems to be worsening, eventually I may not cum at all, ever (outisde of nocturnal emissions).  I am not bothered by this in the least.  I fuck women harder than the vast majority of men could even imagine possible, guaranteed.  I fuck hard, I fuck long and I'm huge.  I love being an unfeeling fuck machine.  Orgasm after orgasm after orgasm, I'm unphased, unblinking, a stoic erection, a pillar of insencitivity.

[ForumTroll]

Do you feel anything when you masturbate?

[Rusty Nut]

Do you feel anything when you masturbate?

Very little, I masturbate for maintenance purposes. I can generally make myself cum with minimal effort though.  It's been said that some men can thread a needle mid-orgarsm.  I could land a F-18 super hornet on a tiny sliver of asphault, floating in the pacific, off of nothing but gauges during mid-orgasm.

[ForumTroll]

Do you feel anything when you masturbate?

Very little, I masturbate for maintenance purposes. I can generally make myself cum with minimal effort though.  It's been said that some men can thread a needle mid-orgarsm.  I could land a F-18 super hornet on a tiny sliver of asphault, floating in the pacific, off of nothing but gauges during mid-orgasm.

Have you ever considered trying prostate stimulation?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate_massage#Prostate_massage_as_sexual_practice

[Rusty Nut]

Do you feel anything when you masturbate?

Very little, I masturbate for maintenance purposes. I can generally make myself cum with minimal effort though.  It's been said that some men can thread a needle mid-orgarsm.  I could land a F-18 super hornet on a tiny sliver of asphault, floating in the pacific, off of nothing but gauges during mid-orgasm.

Have you ever considered trying prostate stimulation?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate_massage#Prostate_massage_as_sexual_practice

No, I'm not concerned with pleasure.  Also, I'm not a gigantic faggot.

[ForumTroll]

Do you feel anything when you masturbate?

Very little, I masturbate for maintenance purposes. I can generally make myself cum with minimal effort though.  It's been said that some men can thread a needle mid-orgarsm.  I could land a F-18 super hornet on a tiny sliver of asphault, floating in the pacific, off of nothing but gauges during mid-orgasm.

Have you ever considered trying prostate stimulation?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate_massage#Prostate_massage_as_sexual_practice

No, I'm not concerned with pleasure.  Also, I'm not a gigantic faggot.

Thank you for your time.

[Rusty Nut]

Do you feel anything when you masturbate?

Very little, I masturbate for maintenance purposes. I can generally make myself cum with minimal effort though.  It's been said that some men can thread a needle mid-orgarsm.  I could land a F-18 super hornet on a tiny sliver of asphault, floating in the pacific, off of nothing but gauges during mid-orgasm.

Have you ever considered trying prostate stimulation?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate_massage#Prostate_massage_as_sexual_practice

No, I'm not concerned with pleasure.  Also, I'm not a gigantic faggot.

Thank you for your time.

Suggest some super faggy impractical solution to a perceived problem which I don't consider a problem but a blessing.

Get all butthurt when I tell you I'm not a faggot nor am I interested in a solution to my problem.

Oh BJ, never change.

[ForumTroll]

Do you feel anything when you masturbate?

Very little, I masturbate for maintenance purposes. I can generally make myself cum with minimal effort though.  It's been said that some men can thread a needle mid-orgarsm.  I could land a F-18 super hornet on a tiny sliver of asphault, floating in the pacific, off of nothing but gauges during mid-orgasm.

Have you ever considered trying prostate stimulation?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate_massage#Prostate_massage_as_sexual_practice

No, I'm not concerned with pleasure.  Also, I'm not a gigantic faggot.

Thank you for your time.

Suggest some super faggy impractical solution to a perceived problem which I don't consider a problem but a blessing.

Get all butthurt when I tell you I'm not a faggot nor am I interested in a solution to my problem.

Oh BJ, never change.

I'm sorry I couldn't be of assistance.

[ForumTroll]

Would you like a hug before you suicide?

[Rillion]

Would you like a hug before you suicide?

Nah, he wouldn't feel it. 

[ForumTroll]

Would you like a hug before you suicide?

Nah, he wouldn't feel it. 

Aww.

[Lindsey]

I...see.   

[Cognitive Dissident]

It seems to be worsening, eventually I may not cum at all, ever (outisde of nocturnal emissions).

IIRC, Dr. Ruth Westheimer would advise you that means your condition is psychological, not physical.  YMMV.

[Diogenes The Cynic]

I'm a 25 year old white male, the lord sought to bless me with a large penis in both length and girth, I consider this very important to my sex life.  I am also unable to cum like normal a man, only after an extreme and near nauseating amount of pounding am I able to release.  I also consider this to be extremely important to my sex life.  In short, I am a sex machine, I am a waking sybian.  I typically do not cum, and when I do it's an explosion of semen and not much sensation.

I'm positive circumcision has done this to me, years of my glands rubbing against my jeans has made me nearly insencitive. It seems to be worsening, eventually I may not cum at all, ever (outisde of nocturnal emissions).  I am not bothered by this in the least.  I fuck women harder than the vast majority of men could even imagine possible, guaranteed.  I fuck hard, I fuck long and I'm huge.  I love being an unfeeling fuck machine.  Orgasm after orgasm after orgasm, I'm unphased, unblinking, a stoic erection, a pillar of insencitivity.

Ever try sandpaper?

[The Green Bastard]

How hairy are your balls?