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Free Talk Live => General => Topic started by: Rillion on December 07, 2008, 10:15:20 AM
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This thread is intended as a complement to the excellent breasts thread.....although it most likely will not become nearly as long since I'm not the female equivalent of John Shaw.
Short FAQ, based on common comments from FARK's wieners threads:
Q: You know most naked guys on the internet are gay, right?
A: Yes. The fact that they don't want to fuck women is no more relevant than the fact that the women you fap to don't want to fuck you.
Q: Ew, I don't like muscles!
A: Well, I do. You're welcome to post as many non-muscly guys as you want.
Q: Ew, I don't like uncut dicks!
A: Maybe you should broaden your horizons. You were encultureated into preferring circumcised dicks in the first place; you can encultureate yourself right back out.
(http://www.ohlalaparis.com/photos/uncategorized/ryan_reynolds_me_02.jpg)
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_aq84Bzv6nX4/R2szK1D-dKI/AAAAAAAARMA/k4o9B6F3OLI/s400/s_patrickXbsl-1354.jpg)
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_aq84Bzv6nX4/R2szLFD-dLI/AAAAAAAARMI/hgjGDY0YtME/s400/s_patrickXbsl-1393.jpg)
(http://www.scholarsandrogues.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/men-in-kilts-kilts-645814_300_400.jpg)
(http://www.uknakedmen.com/previews/enrico/images/09.jpg)
(http://www.uknakedmen.com/previews/neil_sink/images/07.jpg)
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_Bc36yjHoQCo/SA8_iM_-HdI/AAAAAAAAAfk/ydh8V13mOJs/s320/BradPitt01.jpg)
(http://www.mengetnaked.com/g06/g48/TC4101-13.jpg)
(http://www.playgirltv.com/hosted_galleries/playgirl.com_hg_0084/pic04.jpg)
(http://www.manbeatblog.com/manbeat/content/randyblue/randyblue16_1.jpg)
(http://www.manbeatblog.com/manbeat/content/randyblue/randyblue16_10.jpg)
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Well intentioned, but I doubt you'll get many hits on this thread. Most of the posters here are male, and except for Richard and a couple of others, probably don't have much interest in seeing naked men.
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Nice, Rillion. I'm not much good at finding pictures of attractive men, either. Also...even I don't like to look at naked ones all that much unless they're...you know...right in front of me. :lol:
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Well intentioned, but I doubt you'll get many hits on this thread. Most of the posters here are male, and except for Richard and a couple of others, probably don't have much interest in seeing naked men.
Oh, I know. I just casually mentioned in the breasts thread that the forum wouldn't explode if there existed a thread like this one, and promptly got challenged to make it. So I did. :)
There are females who post in the breast thread because the sight of naked women doesn't freak us out and we can even appreciate them for their beauty in its own right, but I somehow doubt there will be many men here who are willing/able to do the same about other men.
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I've never had a problem saying other men are good looking, even beautiful. The only one on here so far that I think is a good looking fellow is the top one you posted.
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Nice, Rillion. I'm not much good at finding pictures of attractive men, either. Also...even I don't like to look at naked ones all that much unless they're...you know...right in front of me. :lol:
How about partially clothed?
(http://www.cosmopolitan.com/cm/cosmopolitan/images/5C/cos0507manmanual007_FB.jpg)
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woo o.o
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Nice, Rillion. I'm not much good at finding pictures of attractive men, either. Also...even I don't like to look at naked ones all that much unless they're...you know...right in front of me. :lol:
How about partially clothed?
(http://www.cosmopolitan.com/cm/cosmopolitan/images/5C/cos0507manmanual007_FB.jpg)
Yeah, that appeals to me more. Something left to the imagination, I guess.
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He almost looks like he has one leg. I'd like to know where the other two are.
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Where in Hell is Bob?
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Where in Hell is Bob?
I think I scared him off.
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(http://z.about.com/d/weirdnews/1/0/q/4/-/-/Powerade-campaign_Swim.jpeg)
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(http://www.pierced-cocks.com/access/fetish/cock-mugshots/gallery/images/big-cock-gay-straight-guys55.jpg?=)
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(http://www.dtm.fi/galleria/031205/hunks%20010.jpg)
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(https://blue-labs.org/hotlink.php?file=/~david/images/hunks/HunkS.jpg)
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(http://damnhotguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/505591033_6a1a3651fc.jpg)
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A female friend of mine once said "Theres no such thing as a good looking cock" which is probably true. I think us males look silly naked with this thing between our legs hanging down, or pointing straight ahead. Partially clothed, hiding the night tools away, looks ok. Women just look far better naked than men do.
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I don't know, I wouldn't say the cock is totally ugly...I just think the more I look the weirder it starts to look. :lol:
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A female friend of mine once said "Theres no such thing as a good looking cock" which is probably true. I think us males look silly naked with this thing between our legs hanging down, or pointing straight ahead. Partially clothed, hiding the night tools away, looks ok. Women just look far better naked than men do.
I'll just say that I feel really, really sorry for your friend if she honestly feels that way. It's one thing for guys not to think that their junk is attractive, but it must really suck for a straight woman who thinks so as well.
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bump so that R3 can't kill Rillion's thread.
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(http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/why-is-that-small-blue-dog-interfering-with-my-snuggle-time1.jpg?w=560&h=767)
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Ok, the guy in the kilt is really funny.
The rest? Bleh.
Men's magazines are filled with pictures of scantilly clad women.
Women's magazines are filled with pictures of scantilly clad women.
The reason is that the female body is actually attractive. Ok, not all of them, just generally.
The male body is lumpy, hairy, and generally unattractive.
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(http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x128/davehollis69/34526698-5230a394c11e235e2b967d8110.jpg)
Is this gay? :lol:
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interesting thread. Even more interesting because men feel so put off by it(maybe not so much in this forum). Women are not aloud to be sexual. To allow a man to be depicted as sexual is also not too incurraged either. The idea of culture is to make you forget that you have such convictions. Culture exists for the sake of itself. And thats about it.
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Ok, the guy in the kilt is really funny.
The rest? Bleh.
Men's magazines are filled with pictures of scantilly clad women.
Women's magazines are filled with pictures of scantilly clad women.
The reason is that the female body is actually attractive. Ok, not all of them, just generally.
The male body is lumpy, hairy, and generally unattractive.
So say you. I disagree. Also, I think kilts are hot.
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This is Joe Zaso. He's in a lot of B horror films.
(http://www.hunkvideoonline.com/pix/zasob2.jpg)
(http://www.nightcharm.com/imagesblog/2007/07/070207.jpg)
(http://campblood.org/News/joezaso.jpf)
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The eyebrows. o.o
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See? Kilts can be terribly hot:
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/sharrow73/kilt1.jpg)
The inevitable firemen:
(http://www.goladus.com/images/firefightersrsohot.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9EG7LXCqPiY/Sc8uQSEWZuI/AAAAAAAAMjI/jjr4oj1rvEc/s720/open+bathrobe.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9EG7LXCqPiY/ScXg9wwi27I/AAAAAAAAMUs/U6K5rrTmcG4/s720/Cadi+-+self+portraits+of+Beauty1.jpg)
Nice skin:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9EG7LXCqPiY/SbxrPeIqvfI/AAAAAAAAMFQ/o1jMJIVLh0o/s720/Charlie+G+W+%284%29.jpg)
He looks comfy:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3346/3331762327_383789278e_b.jpg)
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(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2009/sacha_baron_cohen-cc.jpg)
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Here you go, ladies and gays. By coincidence, this pinup of the Boston Bruins' Zdeno Chara showed up on my NHL blog (http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Puck-Headlines-Naked-Chara-Hawks-shorthanded-f?urn=nhl,194603) today.
(http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nhl_experts__42/ept_sports_nhl_experts-714653647-1254939669.jpg?ymWAnACDtxrIFabL)
I'm told there are more similar photos (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/flash/zoomGallery?photoGalleryId=4535846§ion=gen&promo=body), but I didn't have the stomach to find out if it was a threat or a promise.
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(http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/3916/125463386998.jpg)
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Sorry, Fat Cat but Sasha Cohen is ugly. He is circus side show freak tall and skinny and his personality is obnoxious. While he is very funny he isn't sexy at all.
Depp in his prime, just plain sexy.
(http://www.poster.net/depp-johnny/depp-johnny-photo-johnny-depp-6201745.jpg)
Real shame RIP Brandon Lee
(http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/brandon-lee-5116.jpg)
This is much more representative of my significant other.
(http://www.emandlo.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/beer_gut.jpg)
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Well fuck you then.
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No shit. I contributed in good faith, trying to be nice. Fuck her.
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A female friend of mine once said "Theres no such thing as a good looking cock" which is probably true. I think us males look silly naked with this thing between our legs hanging down, or pointing straight ahead. Partially clothed, hiding the night tools away, looks ok. Women just look far better naked than men do.
There's no such thing as a good looking human cock. Dolphins have particularly good looking ones though!
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No.
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There's no such thing as a good looking human cock.
How do you know, have you looked at all of them? Maybe there's one out there that's so beautiful you couldn't stop yourself from blowing it.
[youtube=425,350]CzbURUrgQao[/youtube]
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There's no such thing as a good looking human cock.
How do you know, have you looked at all of them? Maybe there's one out there that's so beautiful you couldn't stop yourself from blowing it.
[youtube=425,350]CzbURUrgQao[/youtube]
It's a comparison thing. Sorta like how once you've had cable internet you never ever ever want to go back to dialup for anything. You can argue all day "Maybe there's a dialup ISP so good you'll get them over cable!", but it's not a question of a specific dialup ISP over another dialup ISP that keeps me away from dialup. I now know of something far better in concept and there's just plain no going back. I mean, maybe, if I need to, but the whole time I'll be thinking "Man I wish this was cable, man I wish this was cable, man I wish this was cable."
You just can't beat the smooth, simple, elegant curves of a dolphin cock. Human cocks will never be a match. Even the ugliest of dolphin cocks is far more good looking than any human cock I've ever seen.
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Riiiiiiight.
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It's a comparison thing. Sorta like how once you've had cable internet you never ever ever want to go back to dialup for anything. You can argue all day "Maybe there's a dialup ISP so good you'll get them over cable!", but it's not a question of a specific dialup ISP over another dialup ISP that keeps me away from dialup. I now know of something far better in concept and there's just plain no going back. I mean, maybe, if I need to, but the whole time I'll be thinking "Man I wish this was cable, man I wish this was cable, man I wish this was cable."
You just can't beat the smooth, simple, elegant curves of a dolphin cock. Human cocks will never be a match. Even the ugliest of dolphin cocks is far more good looking than any human cock I've ever seen.
Dude, you are way too literal. Also, you made me do a google image search for "dolphin penis" out of curiosity, so I dislike you right now.
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It's a comparison thing. Sorta like how once you've had cable internet you never ever ever want to go back to dialup for anything. You can argue all day "Maybe there's a dialup ISP so good you'll get them over cable!", but it's not a question of a specific dialup ISP over another dialup ISP that keeps me away from dialup. I now know of something far better in concept and there's just plain no going back. I mean, maybe, if I need to, but the whole time I'll be thinking "Man I wish this was cable, man I wish this was cable, man I wish this was cable."
You just can't beat the smooth, simple, elegant curves of a dolphin cock. Human cocks will never be a match. Even the ugliest of dolphin cocks is far more good looking than any human cock I've ever seen.
Dude, you are way too literal. Also, you made me do a google image search for "dolphin penis" out of curiosity, so I dislike you right now.
You could have saved several people a search enjoy some dolphin porn http://myblog.bonsteel.net/dolphinporn (http://myblog.bonsteel.net/dolphinporn)
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Where did the Deliverance clip go?
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It's a comparison thing. Sorta like how once you've had cable internet you never ever ever want to go back to dialup for anything. You can argue all day "Maybe there's a dialup ISP so good you'll get them over cable!", but it's not a question of a specific dialup ISP over another dialup ISP that keeps me away from dialup. I now know of something far better in concept and there's just plain no going back. I mean, maybe, if I need to, but the whole time I'll be thinking "Man I wish this was cable, man I wish this was cable, man I wish this was cable."
You just can't beat the smooth, simple, elegant curves of a dolphin cock. Human cocks will never be a match. Even the ugliest of dolphin cocks is far more good looking than any human cock I've ever seen.
Dude, you are way too literal. Also, you made me do a google image search for "dolphin penis" out of curiosity, so I dislike you right now.
You could have saved several people a search enjoy some dolphin porn http://myblog.bonsteel.net/dolphinporn (http://myblog.bonsteel.net/dolphinporn)
What a small and often-mislabelled collection.
I'm sticking to my policy of not posting what material I have without an explicit request and appropriate warning. Consider this appropriate warning! Dolphincock lies beyond this point.
Click for dolphin penis, NSFW (http://upload.cetafurs.com/window_painting_3.jpg)
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Where did the Deliverance clip go?
This thread is for pictures of attractive men. Any video or photos deliberately posted of unattractive men, whether they be charlatan monks, film rapists, or otherwise, will be deleted.
(This rule was instituted mainly to keep out Libman's douchebaggery, but it applied to your post as well)
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Rillion, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. That's all I'm going to say about this.
I'll only add that I do forgive you.
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Rillion, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. That's all I'm going to say about this.
I'll only add that I do forgive you.
Well, thanks. If you did actually post that video because you found the men in it sexually attractive, then I apologize for deleting it.
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The forgiveness is coming from Ian's recent influence on me regarding such things.
As fore the clip, I had assumed you were cultured enough to appreciate art house cinema; it was my offering to you regarding this topic. Perhaps in time the worldly passions of swamp dwelling men will unfold and become known to you. It is then that you can show me your gratitude, but for now your apology is sufficient.
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(http://www.justusboys.com/article_Buck_Angel-163-1-0.jpg)
Buck Angel, FtM transsexual porn star. I kid you not.
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(http://www.justusboys.com/article_Buck_Angel-163-1-0.jpg)
Buck Angel, FtM transsexual porn star. I kid you not.
damn they're getting good now
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(http://www.justusboys.com/article_Buck_Angel-163-1-0.jpg)
Buck Angel, FtM transsexual porn star. I kid you not.
Not really my type but I'd do her once just for the novelty of it. Put a va-jay-jay on just about any guy who IS my type, and I'd be cool with it.
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Not really my type but I'd do her once just for the novelty of it. Put a va-jay-jay on just about any guy who IS my type, and I'd be cool with it.
What kind of guy is your type? This is the hot guy thread, after all. :)
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What kind of guy is your type? This is the hot guy thread, after all. :)
A little prettier. Masculine is good (icing really) but not excessively so; not hyper-masculine. Definitely not too hairy. Big turn-off. If I have to choose masculine or pretty, I'll take pretty.
I've posted some of my suggestions on this thread (http://anti-state.com/forum/index.php?board=3;action=display;threadid=19920;start=140#msg434072).
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So, has Zhwazi been buttfucked by a dolphin yet? Enquiring minds want to know.
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(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FW86_jO7k_A/TDHkhs_i2yI/AAAAAAAB0oI/yZvQSVlH6e0/s1600/Dolce+%26+Gabbana+Fall+2010+Campaign+6.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FW86_jO7k_A/TDHkgofs77I/AAAAAAAB0n4/1Z7kXI3ivgo/s1600/Dolce+%26+Gabbana+Fall+2010+Campaign+8.jpg)
(First straight guy who jealously informs me that these guys are all gay gets an icepick to the eye socket.)
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(First straight guy who jealously informs me that these guys are all gay gets an icepick to the eye socket.)
I prefer the picture where they're all dressed.
Come to think of it, the second photo does look pretty gay.
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I prefer the first photo as well, mainly because I can't stand tighty-whities.
Here's a guy I think is absolutely hot.
(http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/1144/carledwardsespnmagazine.jpg) (http://img713.imageshack.us/i/carledwardsespnmagazine.jpg/)
Yes, he's a NASCAR driver. He does backflips when he wins.
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I prefer the first photo as well, mainly because I can't stand tighty-whities.
Yeah, me either. Changing those to black boxer briefs or something would up the hotness factor by quite a bit, but I thought it was worth posting anyway.
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I prefer the first photo as well, mainly because I can't stand tighty-whities.
Yeah, me either. Changing those to black boxer briefs or something would up the hotness factor by quite a bit, but I thought it was worth posting anyway.
It's a fear of skid marks, isn't it?
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It's a fear of skid marks, isn't it?
Well, that doesn't hurt....but I was thinking more of similarity of tighty whities to diapers or at least underoos.
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It's a fear of skid marks, isn't it?
Well, that doesn't hurt....but I was thinking more of similarity of tighty whities to diapers or at least underoos.
Perhaps the male version of "sensible shoes."
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Well, that doesn't hurt....but I was thinking more of similarity of tighty whities to diapers or at least underoos.
Perhaps the male version of "sensible shoes."
I don't think so. Comfortable shoes should not remind a man of little girls, and boxers/boxer briefs do not remotely feel like an hour in high heels, let alone six.
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When you grow up, it's time to wear grownup undies.
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For years I've been trying to find those old fashioned classic light blue boxers shorts that old men like to wear, but I can't find them. Where are you supposed to buy those?
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When you grow up, it's time to wear grownup undies.
Well, I don't wear either, so whatever.
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Just for the record...I recall Lindsey mentioning on numerous occasions that she does not wear panties.