Hillary promises not to run for president again.

[mikehz]

Which means, of course (based on past "promises," that she's already planning her campaign.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/10/12/hillary-clinton-says-she-wont-run-for-president-again/

Or, perhaps she figures she'll replace Biden in her boss's reelection. Then, if something will "happens" to Obama, she will become president.

[John Shaw]

Then, if something will "happens" to Obama, she will become president.

VINCE FOSTER'D

[Bill Brasky]

She should issue a public promise each and every day, to deactivate an exploding collar by voice recognition. 

[NHArticleTen]

She should issue a public promise each and every day, to deactivate an exploding collar by voice recognition. 

wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire

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[Bill Brasky]

She should issue a public promise each and every day, to deactivate an exploding collar by voice recognition. 

wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire

Most men can't urinate with an erection. 

Change your fuckin name, please.

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[libertylover]

She said she wouldn't run for president not she wouldn't kill to become president.  She is currently 4th in line.  So if there is a horrible accident in which Obama, Biden, Pelosi, and Byrd all slip and die in a freak jogging accident.  Then she will be president.

[mikehz]

She and her husband are compulsive liars. Therefore, if she says she isn't going to run, it's code for "I'm already campaigning."

Remember that when she was being accused of using the Senate as a stepping stone to the presidency, the woman swore up one side and down the other that she had no intention of running for higher office. "This is it," she said. "My sole aim is to represent the people of New York."