Like what exactly do you mean, Laudbase?
Hmmmm...woman things? Let's see.
Here's one for ya: 'By the way I started my period last night while on a date with Johnny. So wouldn't you know it, I didn't have any pads with me so I had to make Johnny run into the store and buy me some. When he got back in the car he took me straight home and said he never wanted to see me again. Boo hoo hoo.'
Or how about this one: 'Johnny and I went to the dance and after the dance Johnny wanted to take me to a party at some hotel. I didn't want to go, but he insisted. So we ended up at the party and I had 3 wine coolers and got drunk. The next thing I know, Johnny whips it out and it was sooooo small I laughed my ass off. I laughed so hard that I got sick and threw up all over Johnny's schlong. How embarrasing!
Is that what your looking for, Laudbase?