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Title: harley it is
Post by: Riddler on October 25, 2010, 03:09:09 PM
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Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: BonerJoe on October 25, 2010, 04:12:22 PM
Have you fucked it yet?
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: Riddler on October 25, 2010, 04:35:49 PM
i rode that bitch like a dirty mexican whore
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: dalebert on October 25, 2010, 05:12:27 PM
Aw, man!  You went fag on us.
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: Riddler on October 25, 2010, 05:27:41 PM
fuck you talkin bout willis?
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: dalebert on October 25, 2010, 06:42:55 PM
You know.  Harley riders.  Fags.

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Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: Ecolitan on October 25, 2010, 08:23:19 PM
Plan on a new rear tire if that's a stock dunlop and you're gonna do any recreational accelerating.  They go fast if you don't drive like an old woman.  I'd have taken it too and even be willing to be seen on it a couple of times before spring.  Except for the size matters bit.  I'd have to cover that w/ high temp duct tape or something.
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: Riddler on October 25, 2010, 09:13:04 PM
Except for the size matters bit.  I'd have to cover that w/ high temp duct tape or something.


yeah
that's admittedly gay
i'm also not keeping it.
worse case is i store it for the winter & sell it in the spring.
i'd rather have a fat stack in my safe than a cycle
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: Bill Brasky on October 29, 2010, 12:35:35 AM
flip it
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: Riddler on October 29, 2010, 05:52:23 AM
like a pancake.

been ridin it around for last coupla afternoons....i almost hate to get rid of it...
but then i read about some dude i kinda know, got blasted by a minivan a few weeks ago in town.....leg over there......he over here....he didn make it....never had a chance.

it'll sleep soundly till spring.
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: slayerboy on October 29, 2010, 11:27:44 PM
like a pancake.

been ridin it around for last coupla afternoons....i almost hate to get rid of it...
but then i read about some dude i kinda know, got blasted by a minivan a few weeks ago in town.....leg over there......he over here....he didn make it....never had a chance.

it'll sleep soundly till spring.


My Uncle's good friend passed away earlier this year.  Logged over 8,000 miles a year on his bikes.  Was going a little too fast on a country road and never saw the deer running out in front of him.  My Uncle hasn't been on his bike since then, and is about to sell it.  He's driving a Corvette now.
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: Bill Brasky on October 30, 2010, 12:50:52 AM
like a pancake.

been ridin it around for last coupla afternoons....i almost hate to get rid of it...
but then i read about some dude i kinda know, got blasted by a minivan a few weeks ago in town.....leg over there......he over here....he didn make it....never had a chance.

it'll sleep soundly till spring.


I think thats a real good idea.  If you have the lust, you can get a pretty decent bike for five grand.  Might have a few dings on it, but you'll have a toy to take to the ice cream shack.  I'd like to have a bike, just for little rides.  And it would have to rumble, because I ain't no fag.  But I can't justify having a bike that could fetch that amount of cash. 

I have a personal policy of not owning things worth a fuck-ton of cash, and not just because I'm being frugal.  A bike is supposed to be a frivolous malappropriation of funds. 

You ever see how they say an engagement ring should be worth three months salary?  I don't think a bike for a normal guy should exceed about 10%-15% of a yearly salary.  So you could maybe justify that to me, if you made 150k a year.  And you probably do pretty good, according to what you've alluded towards in your conversations. 

But I think, even in that case, my bike would be a little leaner, a little rattier.  Its just a bike. 
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: blackie on October 30, 2010, 08:18:02 AM
  Except for the size matters bit.  I'd have to cover that w/ high temp duct tape or something.
He should just get some flat black spray paint and murder out the whole thing..
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: Riddler on October 30, 2010, 09:06:52 AM
pretty decent bike for five grand.
  And it would have to rumble,


man, there's a shit-load of harleys on craigslist....for short jangle......
a lotta fags have the mentality of ''my suzuki J-I-Z 1000(pick-a-gook-bike) goes 198 mph......blah-blah-blah''
what they really mean is....''my (jap) bike goes 0-to-graveyard faster than your harley''
they're also the equivalent of a bic lighter....use 'em & throw 'em away.
a harley is akin to your cherished zippo lighter.......
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on October 30, 2010, 02:34:25 PM
pretty decent bike for five grand.
  And it would have to rumble,


man, there's a shit-load of harleys on craigslist....for short jangle......
a lotta fags have the mentality of ''my suzuki J-I-Z 1000(pick-a-gook-bike) goes 198 mph......blah-blah-blah''
what they really mean is....''my (jap) bike goes 0-to-graveyard faster than your harley''
they're also the equivalent of a bic lighter....use 'em & throw 'em away.
a harley is akin to your cherished zippo lighter.......
I've been riding my jap bike for eight years and 60k miles.not a throwaway bike.and is faster and was cheaper than pretty much any harley on the road. And comfy.that said I am kinda in the market for a new bike, I want something faster and lighter now but just as comfy.

Anyways go enjoy your bike.
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: hellbilly on October 30, 2010, 02:44:33 PM
I didn't want to shat on this thread, but Dragline has called me out on it.

Real men, the cultured amongst us anyway, prefer Italian or British model motorbikes.
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: Riddler on October 30, 2010, 03:10:26 PM
I've been riding my jap bike for eight years and 60k miles.not a throwaway bike.and is faster and was cheaper than pretty much any harley on the road.


always true.
however, the undeniable ''elephant-in-the-room'' is your resale value.
when i say ''throwaway'', i mean you can buy a brandy-new, shiny gooker for 4k & a year later, you'll get 1500.

harley resale value is supreme

...oh, and ''faster''?
yup again......but, really....do you need to go 150mph?
graveyards are full of 'em
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: hellbilly on October 30, 2010, 05:38:37 PM
Quote from: hellbilly
Real men, the cultured amongst us anyway, prefer Italian or British model motorbikes.

always true.


I thought you'd see it that way eventually.
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: Riddler on October 30, 2010, 10:45:34 PM
Quote from: hellbilly
Real men, the cultured amongst us anyway, prefer Italian or British model motorbikes.

always true.


I thought you'd see it that way eventually.

i hadn't gotten around to YOU, you fucking heathenous cunt

italians drive fag-scooters
english have bad teeth
both drive on the wrong side of the feckin road


oh....a little fyi, for you neophyte fucks out there.....
1st motorcycle into germany circa 1945???   war-time shit??
yeah.
that's right, cock-knockers....
harley-fucking-davidson

you're welcome.
all others are poseurs
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: Ecolitan on October 31, 2010, 12:55:51 AM
Real men don't choose their motorcycles on their country of origin or what image they portray to others.  Picking anything based on the image it conveys is the definition of poseur.  My motorcycle is not for posing.  It's for getting 60MPG, being insured for a hundred bucks a year and having a great time doing it and anyone who cares what that makes me look like can go fuck themselves.  Real men do what's right for THEM and the rest of the world can go fuck themselves.

My baby rides her motorcycle to and from school and work every day.  She rides in the rain and that's not a big deal to her, she has gear for that.  She rides in the cold and has gear for that.  She does not barhop with neon lights on her bike.  
Those guys you see with luggage that ride every day on practical motorcycles are not the poseurs, they are motorcyclists.  Weekend, fair weather, ride as a hobby between biker hangouts are poseurs by it's strictest definition.


I'm happy for you dragline that you'll have a basement to winter your motorcycle in so it will be pretty in the springtime when you want to drive to your buddies house and set off his neighbors car alarm with a girlish giggle.  I need no basement, I'll be riding mine this winter.
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: Bill Brasky on October 31, 2010, 01:58:26 AM
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Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on October 31, 2010, 06:07:49 AM
I'm actually with royce on his comment.  I ride my bike almost every day of the year.but I'm lucky to live in socal for that.

But I'm still happy for you and hope you can enjoy riding the bike around until you flip it.
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: Riddler on October 31, 2010, 08:16:53 AM
well.
it's settled then.
ecolitan (& apparently, his old lady) are the ''real'' men in the room.
everyone else can go home now.

goody for you & your chick that you ride around like simpletons in the rain (the rest of us know when to come in.....or drive something that keeps us dry....)
& there is that pesky new england winter/snow/cold thing, that commands us to put our cycles up for the season....
i'm sure you & your chick would simply put a ski on the front & a chain on the rear & zip about the frozen landscape, sneering at us fair-weather fags.

go team!
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: Ecolitan on October 31, 2010, 10:18:18 AM
I don't typically sneer at you fair weather fags.  I'm just tired of getting sneered AT when I stop for gas.  You want a toy for the weekends that's OK with me.  Calling anyone who chooses a toy that isn't like your toy a poseur and giving them dirty looks and snide remarks when you meet on the side of the road somewhere gets old.  

It's your type that does that.  It's you that called anyone who doesn't ride a harley a poseur.  I thought you could use some perspective.

I've been thinking about not waving at other rider's anymore.  Makes me feel a little rude when they wave first but it's not a club, doesn't make you cool, I don't go waving at every person driving a white utility and we white van folk are far more likely to have common interests and lifestyles than two random people on motorcycles.  What's with all of this motorcycling to conform and be in a club business?
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: BonerJoe on October 31, 2010, 01:25:05 PM
Goddamn, what a bunch of sissies arguing over stupid shit.
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: Ecolitan on October 31, 2010, 01:35:30 PM

when i say ''throwaway'', i mean you can buy a brandy-new, shiny gooker for 4k & a year later, you'll get 1500.



only a very few.  But you can buy used "gooker" with less than 10K for 1500 and sell it two years and 20K miles later for 1500.

Why would you bring up money?  Harley's are the worst value in a motorcycle by far.  Ducatis are more cost effective.  the only reason they're in business is for people who want to pay twice as much for an image so they can ride around and hang out on internet forums talking bout how they're the only REAL motorcyclists.
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: Riddler on October 31, 2010, 01:40:01 PM
hey.
i'm a blowbag.
i admit it.  the poseur thing? fuggedabout it. i like to twist the blade in here. you know that.
i don't give a shit what anyone rides. whatever floats yer boat. wanna ride in the rain? knock your tits off. and yeah, i am a weekend/fair-weather bikey.....hell, i'm not even a bikey. this is simply a means-to-an-end = money
i won a fucking year-old flh-pi (police-issue) road king in '03 (vfw raffle......500 tickets sold @ $100 a pop...i bought 5...and it paid off in spades....rode it a little that summer, and figgered...15K looks better in kitchen cabinets, than on 2 wheels...& i sold it)

if you wanna pontificate on the whole ''true biker'' experience, and define the parameters of who is or isn't a ''real'' biker, then you are an even bigger gas-bag than myself. but, don't let me get in your way here.....carry on
i'm a big harley/indian fan.
why?
cuz they were the pioneers of this bikey thing.
i love the history aspect of it.
the nip-riders tend to be as, if not more, snotty re: speed/agility/blahblahblah......   ''harleys are shit''
harley/indian people typically don't give a blue fuck about 0-to-150....top-end-bullshit faggotry....have a good one, 6 feet down lookin up.
quality....not quantity.
anyway,
thanks for playing
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: Riddler on October 31, 2010, 01:42:12 PM
Goddamn, what a bunch of sissies arguing over stupid shit.


don't make us bike over there, rev our engines, snarl at you & urinate on your cat
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: Ecolitan on October 31, 2010, 01:46:47 PM
hey.
i'm a blowbag.

it's cool.  It really happens though y'know, most every time out.  Harley rider's go out of their way to try and intimidate and ridicule anyone else.  Not all of them, but some.  Also some groups of sport bike rider's have real attitudes.  It's the guy on the Kawasaki Versys or Goldwing or something that you never see being an asshole.
Title: Re: harley it is
Post by: Riddler on October 31, 2010, 01:55:11 PM
it's certainly an age thing.
older/higher-end (successful/professional/business types), full-dress harley people aren't straight-pipe, stoplight revving, shit-stirrers......