GovernmentIsGood.com Open Annoyathon!

[AL the Inconspicuous]

An annoyathon is like a hackathon, but perfectly legal. 

Some ideas:

Code: [Select] perl -MLWP::Simple -e '$|++;while(1){get("http://www.governmentisgood.com/isearch2/index.php?s=TAXATION+IS+THEFT");print "."}'

Code: [Select] perl -MLWP::Simple -e '$|++;while(1){get("http://www.governmentisgood.com/cgi-sys/formmail.pl?recipient=info\@governmentisgood.com&TAXATION=IS+THEFT");print "."}'

Code: [Select] perl -MLWP::Simple -e '$|++;while(1){for('A'..'Z',1..7){get("http://www.governmentisgood.com/cgi-sys/Count.cgi?dd=$_");print $_}}'

That last one can be used to have their server CPU's generate all sorts of pretty counter images for ya, like this:





Hope greater minds than mine will post others.

I wouldn't even bother trying to hide your IP, referrer, etc - that just saves them the legal costs of trying, and failing, to prosecute you for an act of free speech. 

[Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith)]

So what are we supposed to be getting out of these two lines of code?

Oh Nice to see you fixed the post so that it means something.

[Diogenes The Cynic]

Government is good. It's great in moderation, and its terrific when minimal.

[AL the Inconspicuous]

There's a treasure trove of things you can do in /admin/, etc, etc, but, nah - waaaaay too easy... 

So what are we supposed to be getting out of these two lines of code?

Knowledge that people who defend the government (and their webmasters) are as incompetent as the people running it. 

[AL the Inconspicuous]

EDIT: BTW Libman, spell it out for me pretty please.  I have no idea what you mean with this thread.

FTL recently covered yet another fascist ass-licker Web-site regurgitating thoroughly-debunked propaganda that is being forced down our children's throats with the money the government steals from us by force.

This level of stupidity always makes me want to pour gasoline over myself and set myself on fire - or, better yet, find that Douglas J. Amy asshole and do that to him instead. 

Of course it is traditional in many cultures for warriors to taunt the victims they are about to torture, kill, and possibly cannibalize.  The native people of New Zealand perform a special dance and make scary faces at their enemies to let them know all the terrible things that are about to happen to them.  Us Internet geeks like leave a similar warning in the victim's Web server logs.

[DontTreadOnMike]

 The native people of New Zealand perform a special dance and make scary faces at their enemies to let them know all the terrible things that are about to happen to them.  Us Internet geeks like leave a similar warning in the victim's Web server logs.

[youtube=425,350]c-lrE2JcO44[/youtube]

[AL the Inconspicuous]

That looks like the toned down "politically correct version"... 

I wonder what's Maori for: "Fascist cheerleader Douglas J. Amy will end up in a scientifically-engineered hell here on earth, and not a single nerve cell in his body will be allowed to die without causing him as much pain as it possibly can.  His torture will last many years, starting with him being forced to recite the thousands of libertarian papers, articles, and books that completely disprove his violent government-worshiping religion - the bullshit that has killed hundreds of millions directly and billions indirectly in the 20th century alone.  He will then gradually be reduced to a 30lb bag of organs before his prayers for death will finally be answered."

[AL the Inconspicuous]

So, 48 hours later and going into the weekend, it looks like GovernmentIsGood.com still failed to notice any unusual activity in their server logs.  I could of course summon some bandwidth power and DoS them completely, or poke around for more serious security holes, but I believe my point has already been proven.  Government responsiveness in action.  

[cavalier973]

So, he doesn't have a blog, forum, or bulletin board that we can use to taunt him?  I went there and got all icky for nothing then 

[AL the Inconspicuous]

Stupid people don't like open debate.

Why bother when they can use lies and government violence to spread their bullshit instead? 

[Diogenes The Cynic]

Government is good. It's great in moderation, and its terrific when minimal.

All fine and dandy, but what if I don't want to have any part of your organization?

EDIT: BTW Libman, spell it out for me pretty please.  I have no idea what you mean with this thread.

Government is inevitable. Its up to us to choose the best form. If you want to opt out, you would have to leave society.

[AL the Inconspicuous]

I already have.