... That was also a joke, partially taken from family guy that corey wrote. Baaaazig it went over your head.
Actually, it's from a book called Wigfield, by Amy Sedaris, Paul Dinello, and Stephen Colbert. I would suggest that you all read it, but it would just go well over your head, in the general area of Turkmenistan, where it will stay at the fabulous Prison-for-dissidents, where it will enjoy five days of sun, sand, and an oppressive dictatorship. It may even get to stay in the fabulous Solitary Confinement Suite, where it will enjoy the vast quantity of it's time without human contact, that is until the guards strap the electrodes to it's testicles. Say hello to Saparmurat Niyazov for me, and Bon Voyage!!1*
Author's Note: I still don't get it.