This thread needs a professional Devil's Advocate for homophobia (or, more accurately, "heteronormality"). So...
here I come to save the day!The people looking most likely to inherit the Earth right now, if one is to speak in such tribal terms, are the ones who are popping out half-dozen kids
out of each pussy by the time she's in her 20s and suppress all homosexual thought.
I was 100% heterosexual before all the socialist brainwashing I received in government schools, and I was gradually pushed down the bisexual slope by the gay conspiracy to gay-up all the quality free porn on the Internet. Getting a girl is hard when you're a geeky awkward teenager, and there are serious commitment risks involved, but anyone can go on a gay chatroom on IRC, etc, and get laid the same night (if you're in a major metropolitan area). All societies that abandon heteronormality and traditional gender roles tend to slip into a tailspin of population decline, greater reliance on government to fill the role of the family, immigration, and they are eventually Darwined out of the gene pool.
There is no sexual minority more discriminated against in the modern first world than people who struggle to resist the homosexual agenda, and I'm here to give it a voice. This is not just
another trollversion (I shouldn't even need to tell you this - an educated reader will always know when I'm serious or not); this is a struggle for freedom and recognition on behalf of
rationally-homophobic bisexuals everywhere!
We're here! We're (a little) queer! We hate ourselves! We're proud of it!Self-hating gay pride is here to stay!