Funny lil' anecdote.

[AOD_Horseman]

My English professor decided to take us to the major library in town for our research projects the other day. One of the available librarians, a finely dressed young black woman, took us on a small tour of the facilities. About five minutes in, we arrived at the section they kept government documentation. Her accidental misspeaking was quite appropriate.
"Down here," she said, "is where we keep all the government records and papers. We act as sort of a primary suppository for government documents."

I stifle a chuckle and say to her, "I was just thinking that would be a wonderful place to stick government papers, too!"

My professor coughed to hide his laugh after that.