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Diogenes The Cynic

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Fucking Peanutbutter Jars
« on: February 11, 2012, 11:46:53 PM »

I fucking hate the way peanutbutter jars are designed. If its more than half empty, your hand will have a messy,greasy peanutbutter residue on it from the edges of the jar when you stick your hand down there with a butter knife.

Fuck that shit!

A peanutbutter jar should be designed to be wider, shorter, and the neck should be flush with the inside of the body of the jar so you can scrape it more easily with a butter knife.

I would eat peanutbutter twice as often if I knew I wouldn't get any on my hands.
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Re: Fucking Peanutbutter Jars
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2012, 12:02:16 AM »

No.

Peanut butter should come in a tube.

Like toothpaste.
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Re: Fucking Peanutbutter Jars
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2012, 02:26:51 AM »

Being paleo we can't do peanut butter but I do make homemade cashew butter and I put it into short ghee jars. Jar is shorter than the knife blade. Poof. Problem solved.
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Re: Fucking Peanutbutter Jars
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2012, 09:40:00 AM »

Nevermind all the other problems that paleo solves!

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Re: Fucking Peanutbutter Jars
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2012, 10:55:25 AM »

Nevermind all the other problems that paleo solves!

Oh come on Dale, thats like saying we can solve the drug use problem by all becoming Amish. lol
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Re: Fucking Peanutbutter Jars
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2012, 12:26:13 AM »

Why would I want a small jar or squeeze tube, I can't Stick my **** in a small jar, How else am I supposed to Rock my peanuts off?

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Re: Fucking Peanutbutter Jars
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2012, 11:44:08 PM »

I just use my toothbrush.

Two birds, one stone.  Saves time.  And the chunky gets the crud out of your teeth. 
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