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FUCK. >:-(
« on: October 29, 2010, 09:51:42 PM »

Asshole in the attic. Was on a ladder cutting a smoother edge into the attic access hole (The house didn't come with one, and the previous owner just chopped a ragged hole into the ceiling of a closet, so I was trying to make a door for it.) and this fuckface popped out to say hello.



She's outside now.
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« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2010, 10:08:01 PM »



Spiders are my biggest fear, just before ladybugs.
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« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2010, 10:09:24 PM »

Bitch is gonna sneak back into the house and climb in bed with you.

Oh the irony !
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« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2010, 10:19:56 PM »

Dude.. I do believe that is a Brown Recluse!!!!!1! One of the worsest.
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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2010, 10:38:59 PM »

Dude.. I do believe that is a Brown Recluse!!!!!1! One of the worsest.

black widow
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« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2010, 10:41:17 PM »

Dude.. I do believe that is a Brown Recluse!!!!!1! One of the worsest.

black widow

Definitely black widow.
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« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2010, 09:34:14 AM »


She's outside now.


she?
did you guys have coffee, or something?

carb/brake clean in a spray can does wonders on these bugs
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« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2010, 11:54:13 AM »


She's outside now.


she?
did you guys have coffee, or something?

carb/brake clean in a spray can does wonders on these bugs

Male Black Widows are little and brown. She's a girl because she's got TEH LOOK.

We used to have a colony of them in the garage of the old house. Got bit twice. Four hours of stomach cramps and hiccups followed by a headache is balls.
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« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2010, 02:15:05 PM »

We used to have a colony of them in the garage of the old house. Got bit twice. Four hours of stomach cramps and hiccups followed by a headache is balls.

Yikes!  Where do you live?
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« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2010, 02:38:39 PM »

Dude.. I do believe that is a Brown Recluse!!!!!1! One of the worsest.

black widow

Definitely black widow.

Yeah, right giyss.
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« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2010, 03:08:35 PM »

We used to have a colony of them in the garage of the old house. Got bit twice. Four hours of stomach cramps and hiccups followed by a headache is balls.

Yikes!  Where do you live?

Michigan. FYI, though, they live just about everywhere in the U.S.
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« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2010, 06:39:13 PM »

My son caught a rather large one in the shop and put her in a Utz's pretzel bottle. Then he caught another and then there were two in there. The next day, there was only one, the other one became last night's dinner. He shipped off to the Army and I keep her alive with crickets and Carolina bird grasshoppers. Interesting arachnids. Living on the farm, you have to always be aware of your surroundings and watch for black widows, timber rattlers, water moccasins and copperheads. Oh yeah, and the occasional python that some one lets loose when they get too big.  :shock:
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« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2010, 07:36:12 PM »

Id like to see a black widow against a praying mantis. Should be an interesting battle. I think the mantis is too quick tho.
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« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2010, 07:38:34 PM »

Nevermind


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