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Title: FUCK. >:-(
Post by: John Shaw on October 29, 2010, 09:51:42 PM
Asshole in the attic. Was on a ladder cutting a smoother edge into the attic access hole (The house didn't come with one, and the previous owner just chopped a ragged hole into the ceiling of a closet, so I was trying to make a door for it.) and this fuckface popped out to say hello.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=Asshole_7zv3z0fu2t8yhxtojfx8.jpg)

She's outside now.
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Post by: Pizzly on October 29, 2010, 10:08:01 PM
(http://crossfitfire.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/scared-to-death.png)

Spiders are my biggest fear, just before ladybugs.
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on October 29, 2010, 10:09:24 PM
Bitch is gonna sneak back into the house and climb in bed with you.

Oh the irony !
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Post by: hellbilly on October 29, 2010, 10:19:56 PM
Dude.. I do believe that is a Brown Recluse!!!!!1! One of the worsest.
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on October 29, 2010, 10:38:59 PM
Dude.. I do believe that is a Brown Recluse!!!!!1! One of the worsest.

black widow
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Post by: anarchir on October 29, 2010, 10:41:17 PM
Dude.. I do believe that is a Brown Recluse!!!!!1! One of the worsest.

black widow

Definitely black widow.
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Post by: Bill Brasky on October 30, 2010, 12:26:43 AM
(http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/7199/kramer.png)
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Post by: Riddler on October 30, 2010, 09:34:14 AM

She's outside now.


she?
did you guys have coffee, or something?

carb/brake clean in a spray can does wonders on these bugs
Title: Re: FUCK. >:-(
Post by: John Shaw on October 30, 2010, 11:54:13 AM

She's outside now.


she?
did you guys have coffee, or something?

carb/brake clean in a spray can does wonders on these bugs

Male Black Widows are little and brown. She's a girl because she's got TEH LOOK.

We used to have a colony of them in the garage of the old house. Got bit twice. Four hours of stomach cramps and hiccups followed by a headache is balls.
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Post by: carolynjane4 on October 30, 2010, 02:15:05 PM
We used to have a colony of them in the garage of the old house. Got bit twice. Four hours of stomach cramps and hiccups followed by a headache is balls.

Yikes!  Where do you live?
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Post by: hellbilly on October 30, 2010, 02:38:39 PM
Dude.. I do believe that is a Brown Recluse!!!!!1! One of the worsest.

black widow

Definitely black widow.

Yeah, right giyss.
Title: Re: FUCK. >:-(
Post by: John Shaw on October 30, 2010, 03:08:35 PM
We used to have a colony of them in the garage of the old house. Got bit twice. Four hours of stomach cramps and hiccups followed by a headache is balls.

Yikes!  Where do you live?

Michigan. FYI, though, they live just about everywhere in the U.S.
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Post by: NightFlight on October 30, 2010, 06:39:13 PM
My son caught a rather large one in the shop and put her in a Utz's pretzel bottle. Then he caught another and then there were two in there. The next day, there was only one, the other one became last night's dinner. He shipped off to the Army and I keep her alive with crickets and Carolina bird grasshoppers. Interesting arachnids. Living on the farm, you have to always be aware of your surroundings and watch for black widows, timber rattlers, water moccasins and copperheads. Oh yeah, and the occasional python that some one lets loose when they get too big.  :shock:
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on October 30, 2010, 07:36:12 PM
Id like to see a black widow against a praying mantis. Should be an interesting battle. I think the mantis is too quick tho.
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on October 30, 2010, 07:38:34 PM
Nevermind


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/v/7giQhb_jdC4?fs[/youtube]
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Post by: BonerJoe on October 30, 2010, 07:41:15 PM
Spiders are what the high setting on the cheap lighters is for.
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Post by: BonerJoe on October 30, 2010, 08:21:32 PM
Bad picture link.
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Post by: Turd Ferguson on October 30, 2010, 09:09:40 PM
Spiders are what the high setting on the cheap lighters is for.

(http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp71/quickmike1969_photo/fuck-you-spider-man_thumbnail.jpg?t=1288487286)
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Post by: Ecolitan on October 30, 2010, 10:05:51 PM
I've had 4 brown recluse bites.  Never saw a doctor.  Just researched it on the internet and watched for danger signs that meant rush to the emergency room.  Everyone has them in their house.  I go to lots of deep dark places in people's houses.  If putting your eyes on it chang anyed your thoughts about anything you were previously delusional.
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Post by: dalebert on October 30, 2010, 10:18:19 PM
NH has no venomous spiders or snakes.  No black windows or brown recluses.
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Post by: Riddler on October 30, 2010, 10:42:34 PM
NH has no venomous spiders or snakes.  No black windows or brown recluses.


you know shit about.......shit

 ''NH has only one venomous snake, the timber rattlesnake, which is protected by law.''

http://www.wildlife.state.nh.us/Wildlife/Nongame/snakes.htm

look at this brown nh recluse....mr. know-it-all  (i also know of a guy in my town that died
 from one-a these fucks)

http://www.highway60.com/mark/brs/bite.asp?Msg=2104
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Post by: carolynjane4 on October 30, 2010, 11:11:03 PM
NH has no venomous spiders or snakes.  No black windows or brown recluses.

There are noooooooo cats in America, and the streets are paved with cheeeeeese!
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Post by: Riddler on October 30, 2010, 11:37:26 PM
mr. nh
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Post by: anarchir on October 31, 2010, 12:52:44 AM
NH has no venomous spiders or snakes.  No black windows or brown recluses.

Bullshit. If we have them in WI, you have them in NH. Plus porcupines, we dont have much of those.
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Post by: mikehz on October 31, 2010, 04:31:05 PM
Yesterday, we returned to the house from a weekend trip down the coast. I'm unloading the car when I hear my wife scream from the other room. When I got there, she was dangling a redback (an Australian form of black widow) from a strand of web, which it was trying to climb back up. "It was on my back! Kill it! Kill it!"

Where it came from, I have no idea. It's the first lifeform we have seen inside the house. I'll be keeping an eye out from now on.
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Post by: Riddler on October 31, 2010, 04:34:02 PM
It's the first lifeform we have seen inside the house. I'll be keeping an eye out from now on.


just be thankful it wasn't a homeless person