rock and roll all night long
I went into this fucktard bar the other night, where they blow smoke out of devices built into the walls and laserbeams shoot all over the fucking place. There was this douchebag walking around with purple Bono glasses like he was the king of coke and all these cockmongers were walking around with their tits on display.
This fucking guy walks up to me and he's built like a cement truck, about 6'-6'' and 280, pure muscle, freaky big. I need to see your card, he says. Okay. He looks at it and BLOOP it gets dipped into a machine.
I'm like WOAH what the fuck was that ? We record people who come in. Where does it go? I asked. Nowhere, it stays for three days and dumps automatically, its totally in-house, its just incase someone walks in and starts shooting. You ain't gonna shoot anyone, are ya?
I said "If I was, you wouldn't have gotten my card."