"kung fu" grip
... see, by putting "kung fu" in quotes, I'm hoping nobody notices it's three words
Senor Grouchypants.
Jay and Silent Bob.
Lick
no takers
Hermes.
Socks, rocked.
bump
shock the monkey
shock the monkey
Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Next in line to be President.
Smeagol, nub!
"Veni vidi veni iterum!" ("I came, I saw, I came again!") ~ Oscar Wilde
Bill Brasky.
Ya'll suck.
(And 'good games' are a matter of opinion.)
It's not the size that counts :P
It's not the size that counts :P
yeah.... coming from a morbidly obese woman that means very little
It's not the size that counts :P
yeah.... coming from a morbidly obese woman that means very little
well firstly, I'm not morbidly obese... I'm about 30 pounds overweight... Which doesn't even matter right now, because I'm pregnant...
Which means that unlike you, I'm getting some...
Bob.
Quantum Teleportation, friend.
Danielle+Lindsey+Zebra = Heaven?
Danielle+Lindsey+Zebra = Heaven?
Danielle + Lindsey ... would look kinda like a vienna sausage {danielle} laying in a foot long hot dog bun {lindsey}
Don't feed the troll
Danielle+Lindsey+Zebra = Heaven?
Danielle + Lindsey ... would look kinda like a vienna sausage {danielle} laying in a foot long hot dog bun {lindsey}
WTF does that mean?
Cuntblast.
Nothing compares to...
Cuntblast.
That was a good way to describe the orgasm I had last night. :lol:
Ayn Rand.
Ayn Rand.
(http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/3742/samjacksonjn2.jpg)
Danielle+Lindsey+Zebra = Heaven?
Danielle + Lindsey ... would look kinda like a vienna sausage {danielle} laying in a foot long hot dog bun {lindsey}
WTF does that mean?
It was a fat joke.Â
I've heard much better fat jokes from nine year olds.ÂThe word joke implies that it was funny..... Â We need to pic a new word.
Mortal Kombat.
Red bull!
Carl Johnson!
Whatever you little bitch!
EXCELLENT! *air guitar*
Black horse.Â
Jungle Fever.
Ayn Rand.
(http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/3742/samjacksonjn2.jpg)
That made lol. For real.
Jules.
EDIT: Dammit Brasky did you bitchslap me?
Ayn Rand.
(http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/3742/samjacksonjn2.jpg)
That made lol. For real.
Jules.
EDIT: Dammit Brasky did you bitchslap me?
No, fool. You my home boy, dawg. That shits for punks.
My fav Sam pic...
I looked at the Who's Online and the Brothers Anime were on.
No room to talk
No room to talk
Weird Al.
The foam goes straight to your brain!
John Irons (supermen reference, w00t!)
In army boots.
Dead men walking.
cleanse and polish
Quoteheartwarming
Whiskey
rock and roll all night long 8)
Quoteheartwarming
Whiskey
Quoteheartwarming
Whiskey
Three day hangover.
Light weight.
Quoteheartwarming
Whiskey
Three day hangover.
Light weight.
Quoteheartwarming
Whiskey
Three day hangover.
Light weight.
Skinny bitch.
You love it. :)
It's not rape if I enjoy it. :twisted:
Is there a movie you havent seen ?
Long hair: Not in style.
Fuckin' emo kids...
There aren't any good buffets.
I'll take you to the Indian place that has a buffet for lunch. If you'll let me have buttsex with you.
Norbert.
happy cows come from wisconsin :D
A brick of Velveeta keeps randomly showing up in my fridge. :x
A brick of Velveeta keeps randomly showing up in my fridge. :x
You have to kill the eggs or there just going to come back.
vitametavegamin
I think it's my mother. She eats disgusting things. Fucking skinny bitch.
vitametavegamin
vforvendetta.
BATFE
BATFE
Gesundheit.
barslut
think non-sexy thoughts, think non-sexy thoughts, think non-sexy thoughts
barslut
Barslut Judd.
Oh by the way. Heres the full frontal of Daniel Radcliffe and the horse. Harry Potter? From a hundred pages ago?
http://wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=1947&photo_key=2115
Enjoy.
Next time, I'll read before clicking. :x
Oh by the way. Heres the full frontal of Daniel Radcliffe and the horse. Harry Potter? From a hundred pages ago?
http://wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=1947&photo_key=2115
Enjoy.
I clicked and I even knew what was coming. WHY!? Why do I click?
Shutup with that filthy pig latin.
Pimple-faced dorks.
Man Train. ALL ABOARD!
HERE'S...... JOHNNY!
HERE'S...... JOHNNY!
confusion
Uhh...The Shining. :shock:
Do I have to find one for you?
Booty.
Would you hit it?
Would you hit it?
yes,
Not as good as Zebra.
Fuck the boy, get me a man. :lol:
Italians.
dunghill
motherfucking cunt douchebag twat
Tiny dicks.
drippy dicks
Mrs. Walker
Mrs. Walker
Excellent
They're Satanic.
BURN THE WITCH!As Christian as she purports to be, she might melt if she was a witch. Unless, of course, you're using 'witch' as a substitute for another word?
How does this thread go again? I'm not reading that far back. :P
then swap!
chunky
a flame about yo high
Outback Steakhouse
I need to pound something absolutely ferocious.No mountain lions handy?
the right to keep armed bearsAt your own peril!...and woe to you if he kills someone else! :P
(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/7028/foetusinheaddg7.jpg)
What if I walk in wearing a shirt and shoes, but no pants? Will I still get service?I wonder.... You should try that
What if I walk in wearing a shirt and shoes, but no pants? Will I still get service?I wonder.... You should try that
What if I walk in wearing a shirt and shoes, but no pants? Will I still get service?I wonder.... You should try that
I'll go to work tomorrow without pants on. Just a tank top, suit jacket, and heels. I'm sure my district manager will love it. Too bad she's a woman.
What if I walk in wearing a shirt and shoes, but no pants? Will I still get service?I wonder.... You should try that
I'll go to work tomorrow without pants on. Just a tank top, suit jacket, and heels. I'm sure my district manager will love it. Too bad she's a woman.
Be sure to let us know if you get serviced.
Lindsey is not a car...
I don't think serviced is what I'll be getting. :lol:
I don't think serviced is what I'll be getting. :lol:
...you might get served, though, depending on local statutes. :P
Needs to change his shirt again. :roll:
Dinner.I presume that was a chicken dinner, not a yardbird dinner :P
Glenfiddich.
Panini (I'm hungry)
In Europe, they fit three minutes of hate into the two minutes hate.
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Waco was practice.
Penis.
Penis.
I can only imagine that the projection of that thought is "Penises have killed more people in history than all other causes."
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
lies
Heard it sucked.It's the best animated movie I've seen since Spirited Away.
Life is a highway.
Heard it sucked.It's the best animated movie I've seen since Spirited Away.
ANYWAY...
Urban Exploration.
farm girls
Boy, leave them pigs alone or you're gettin' another ass whoopin'!
I was thinking of homo sapien male and female sex.
I was thinking of homo sapien male and female sex.
Homophobe!
^^unclear on the concept^^
Olson twins
Down's syndrome
wtfk
WHATTTTTTTTTT??!?!?!?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!
I write the songs...
That crazy piercing sex film my SO did in 2000 (+/-1 yr) that I can't seem to scrounge up on the internet, even though I know Wicked Pictures produced it... in Arizona.
Obviously. Painfully.
iQuit.
Only if it's a Jamaican recipe!
Only if it's a Jamaican recipe!
Soy sauce, brown sugar, lime, onion, garlic and cayenne pepper.
It's zesty, and it bites back!
Only if it's a Jamaican recipe!
Soy sauce, brown sugar, lime, onion, garlic and cayenne pepper.
It's zesty, and it bites back!
Doodled down for tonight. I want to make my own, you scored a + karma for that. :3
-- Brede
The Nesco food dehydrator (http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product_id=1120727) from Wally World (http://www.walmart.com) is a good value at around $40. I got more trays on Amazon.com (amazon.freetalklive.com, of course.) Decent food slicers are also now available for around $100 (I scored one for something like $80.)
Addendum: It's responsible for me to mention that when marinating any meat for a long time, and especially beef jerky, one should add prague powder (http://www.sausagesource.com/catalog/ssm-acj.html) to avoid nasty bacterial issues. I got mine on eBay.
man who fart in church sit in own pew
i didn't know you were jewish
Customer Review: (http://www.mybodyvibes.com/store/images/4star.gif)
I like this kit. There are a lot of different attachments, which is good. It's a bit on the lower quality side, but the price is right and it's hard to complain. This is probably a good kit for beginners like myself.
- Tom J.
(http://www.ouranal.com/anal-sex-pics/anal-sex-13.jpg)
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2947/toothachedx7.jpg)
Find this album. Buy it. Insert it into a device that does not suck. This is very important, the device cannot suck.
Then, sit back and do whatever it is that you do. Maybe crochet an afghan, if thats your thing.
Once you have completed these simple steps, in chronological order, life will be good. Or, in linear fashion, I'm not a big word guy.
Bus stop rat bag, ha ha, charade you are
You fucked up old hag, ha ha, charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You're hot stuff with a hat pin
And good fun with a hand gun
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.
If you're really at a loss, I'll be happy to provide you with further details.
Animals for the win.
The lyrics for sheep are better, IMO.
Entrepreneurism > Wage Slaveism
Entrepreneurism > Wage Slaveism
Shrug.
Do it.
I'm lookin at it too.
So what?
Doubting Thomas.
Doubting Thomas.
I sort of doubt the veracity of the claim that a "Christian organization" goes around executing people for the color of their skin.
The Ku Klux Klan is a US Supreme Court recognized and protected Christian Organization in multiple Supreme Court decisions, and has received a Charter from US Congress.
The KKK states that it is a Christian organization.
1. The Brotherhood of Klans is a Christian organization which seeks to project a Christian witness before the World.
If you can claim KKK's not Christian, I can claim terrorists are not Muslim.
A relatively new tenet gaining popularity among some radical Christian Identity believers justifies the use of violence if it is perpetrated in order to punish violators of God's law, as found in the Bible and interpreted by Christian Identity ministers and adherents. This includes killing interracial couples, abortionists, prostitutes and homosexuals, burning pornography stores, and robbing banks and perpetrating frauds to undermine the usury system. Christian Identity adherents engaging in such behavior are referred to as Phineas Priests or members of the Phineas Priesthood. This is an appealing concept to some followers, who believe they are being persecuted by an alleged Jewish-controlled U.S. government and society and/or are eagerly preparing for Armageddon, when Jesus will return and Jews, non-Whites and other non-Christians will be killed.
A Brief History: The Legacy of Aryan Nations
Aryan Nations came into being in the year 1974 from the efforts of our founder, the late Pastor Richard G. Butler. Aryan Nations was originally formed as the political wing of the Church of Jesus Christ-Christian; the latter organization being formed by the late Rev. Wesley Swift, one of the foremost proponents of the Aryan Identity message during the past century.
People who execute others obviously define "Christian" differently than the rest of us.
inventions that blow for $400, AlexGovernment
inventions that blow for $400, AlexGovernment
Not the kind of sucking and fucking I was thinking about.
Gigglesnort.
autistic
Heard that. Haven't tried it. Really don't know what it is. My wife brings back Oolong tea from Taiwan.
dickin' Janery
Some people think sex is better with terrifying and monstrous masks.
Why? I just told you I don't care. Should I?
Taors
Pedophilia.
Taors.
good stuff
What does that have to do with gnomes and elves you silly, silly woman?
What does that have to do with gnomes and elves you silly, silly woman?
your mom
What does that have to do with gnomes and elves you silly, silly woman?
your mom
Charlie . . . my boy . . . You won! You did it! You did it! I knew
you would; I just knew you would. Oh, Charlie, forgive me
for putting you through this. Please, forgive me. Come in,
Mr. Wilkinson. Charlie, meet Mr. Wilkinson.
Corner of Bum Fuck and You got a Purty Mouth.
/little dick
Letter To America #66
I'm Going to Knock your F*** In
or
Captain America saves Belfast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR0HexmttFo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQJrovKgrTw
Microsoft Works
illegal in your state
Lord of the flies
you
Welcome to the FTL BBS
marlon brando
Killin Bill Gates. ;-)
Girth
Girth
This.
Girth
This.
That.
Girth
This.
That.
Three inches wide.
colored pencils
Girth
This.
That.
Three inches wide.
Ow.
Girth
This.
That.
Three inches wide.
Ow.
You're not thinking 4th dimensionally.
colored pencils
Brain bleach.
colored pencils
Brain bleach.
Thanks for the suggestion, sometimes I still wake up screaming.
Washington Carver Jones Smith White.
Asian chicks aren't really that attractive.
Asian chicks aren't really that attractive.
Better than getting poked in the eye with a sharp stick...
Misunderstood.
Northwest Airlines[youtube=425,350]e2tzBI11MCI[/youtube]
(http://www.nypost.com/seven/03032007/photos/news008a.jpg)
Fun.
one or two words only
not that I give a shit, just saying so.
Hagar the Horrible (http://"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A4gar_the_Horrible")
Hagar the Horrible (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A4gar_the_Horrible)
Fail.
FUCK YEAH!
ronery man
ronery man
wow. making fun of the way orientals speak?
isn't that RACIST????
No. Making fun of how Kim Jung Il is depicted mispronouncing "lonely," but I know you were really hoping for some grist to bite into. Sorry you're a failure.
Chateau Morrison (http://home.flash.net/~motodata/scanthis/morrisonland/grave.html)
Torgo's ass.
fuck you riddler
Torgo's ass.
ken
SkiFree
huh? did you just make that up?
SkiFree
huh? did you just make that up?
No (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SkiFree).
stain
Approved
Crackhead Klansmen
WallyWorld
(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR-4EMuj_-_EY1rlnU0mEyXZvHjrcH2Bgy9979p6__67WXQEuI&t=1&usg=__JwEEo6DTQUF8tC3q7Mm7fnG4eFI=)
Would it have pleased you more if it'd been "chink driving 4x4?"
you clicked? lol
dalebert + anything remotely sexual = homo/trans nastiness
dalebert + anything remotely sexual = homo/trans nastiness
Are you kidding? I haven't watched that movie and don't plan to. And I don't think it's remotely gay. First thing I thought was "They made a FEATURE LENGTH film out of what barely warrants a two page story on some bizarre body-mod fetish website?" And THEN I learned they're already working on a sequel. *face palm*
hangover
too longAnna Karenina
Nancy pelosi
German chicks
douche fuck cock assholehttp://bbs.freetalklive.com/general/what-is-your-favorite-free-porn-site/
Little Christian Anarchist's classroom break
Dental FlossThong
Moving to montana soonWTF does MO have to do with dental floss?
Dental FlossThongMoving to montana soonWTF does MO have to do with dental floss?
(http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20080929/300.alley.kirstie.092908.jpg)
Kristie Alley was so, so hot 30 years ago. *sigh*....
(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/02/01-07/kirstie-alley-tom-cruise-scientology.jpg)
EB all the way.
fame is a killer sometimes...s/fame/30 years' accumulation of anno domini, and plenty of extra pounds/
fame is a killer sometimes...s/fame/30 years' accumulation of anno domini, and plenty of extra pounds/
fame is a killer sometimes...s/fame/30 years' accumulation of anno domini, and plenty of extra pounds/
Accumulation of After Christ? I'm guessing the scientology didn't help.
RodriguezLes Nessman
RodriguezLes Nessman
WKRP in Cincinatti
.... will anyone else get that one?
WKRP in CincinattiI'm thinking episode and line reference, here
RodriguezLes Nessman
Breast Men (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133643/)
Breast Men (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133643/)
me, I'm an ass and leg man!
Breast Men (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0133643/)
me, I'm an ass and leg man!
Try following the link.
euphamismYou, steak is mmmm.
You?
I can't fucking believe Gene Simmons was on his show "The Apprentice" WTF I mean I know he actually takes pride in being a sell out, but shit....
And I actually thought he was cool, even after that dreadful painful to watch movie Kiss made......*
Lunch box
I can't fucking believe Gene Simmons was on his show "The Apprentice" WTF I mean I know he actually takes pride in being a sell out, but shit....
And I actually thought he was cool, even after that dreadful painful to watch movie Kiss made......*
Lunch box
I didnt see it, but its good to see Gary Busey is on the show. Dude's too far gone, time warped out of all semblance of reality to even be considered a sellout by any stretch.
My Hero
(http://pinstripebindi.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/gary-busey-evicted.jpg)
grossChick farting when you eat her ass
Ah, that explains the laughter.morning after
Veronica LakeArchie
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hZilIWPTH4&feature=related[/youtube]
Spatula city.
*Quickmike probably knew I would post this.
99 cent storesTwo bit whores
Blue room at Johnny Carson's zombie talk show.
The Big DirtyNew Orleans after Katrina
The Big DirtyKatrina
So I stuck it in the little dirtyThe Big DirtyKatrina
Mary Jane has a Rotten Crotch
The Big DirtyThe maximum setting on a cloths washing machine for bachelors
The Big Dirtythe only dirty you can buy at 7-11 these days
The Big DirtyLong Dong Silver's role in the XXX version of The Three Billie Goats Gruff
The Big Dirtythe only dirty you can buy at 7-11 these days
The Big Dirty
The Big Dirty
What Snoop Dogg calls the outhouse at his Colorado ski retreat.
ozBarossa wine
The Big Dirty
What Snoop Dogg calls the outhouse at his Colorado ski retreat.
Also what I use to refer to the thing between Amy Winehouse's legs.
(http://thehypenow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/amy_winehouse0423081_nc.jpg)
dorsal finsWhale man 2
Euphemism for fucking.
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