You should hire me to Howard Roark up a new forum software that jives with Anarcho-Capitalist aesthetics. It would be available "as-is" without a commie license like GPL, be written in C + NoSQL on the server-side and AJAX / HTML5 on the client-side, plug into the
MINIX 3 kernel, use static caching and decentralized
CDN's (faster than greased lighting), allow client-side selection of interface templates, and also offer an NNTP interface / RSS / daily P2P snapshots for easy offline access (ex. in case you're in a Galt's Gulch that's more than a few light-minutes away from Earth).