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Free Talk Live => General => Topic started by: Yamguy on August 22, 2005, 06:36:46 PM
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Vote, discuss, etc.
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You probably should have put them all on there...
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That would take far too long.
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But it's not a fair poll...
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Pretty good looking.
http://freetalklive.com/images/sandy.jpg
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Well as far as looks are concerned,
http://freetalklive.com/images/jodie.jpg
But you know - this isnt a thread to discuss which shriner is the most attractive, its about which shriner is the best - hence I voted "Not Lindsey".
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Well I know nobody would vote for me anyway. :P
But what is "Not Lindsey" supposed to mean?
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It means that your favorite shriner is someone other then you.
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Okay then. So wouldn't Lainee and Other have sufficed?
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No.
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Well I know nobody would vote for me anyway. :P
http://imghost.eatshirt.com/llbsb4ever/Jul2702.JPG
Looking good in this one... :P
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Well apparently I'm a penisbutt, and that's why nobody likes me. :P
I just think it's kind of erroneous to have a third option on the poll. But whatever...
And I wore that shirt today...ew.
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Look, let me put it this way:
If my favorite shriner were someone other then Lainee or Yourself, what would I vote if there was no third option?
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Well, the "Not Lindsey" option means I'm not your favorite, so if you had "Lainee" and "Other" up there, "Other" covers everyone but Lainee.
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Sure, but it could also mean yourself - I want a distinction here.
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You're nuttier than a fucking Christmas fruitcake.
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I voted the bottom one because it had the name lindsey in it, i still think your my favorite.
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I'm gonna go old school and vote Tara. I've always thought she was pretty.
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You're nuttier than a fucking Christmas fruitcake.
I disagree.
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I hereby refuse to partake in this poll because "Lindsey" is not an option. :P
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Lindsey falls under "other".
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Hahaha...they like me...they really like me! Unless they like the other Lindsey... :lol:
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No, not the other Lindsey. :) Okay, then Other it is... but it's horrible that I can't vote for who I really want. :(
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Hahahahaha...I rock. Hard. :lol:
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I think the poll is kind of skewed. also, I was under the impression that the shrine was not a beauty contest. I did not use the most flattering picture. Although you can't really vote for me anyway :?
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Its not a beauty contest - this poll has nothing to do with looks, blame ross for bringing it up.
I dont think its skewed at all.
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How is it not skewed? There's ONE actual option. The rest are "other" and "not Lindsey". Which is basically other and other.
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I dont understand the problem.
Clearly the fact that Lainee is, as you say, the "only option" listed has not gotten her any votes. But if you look closer there is actually 3 options.
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Yes, there are three options, but two of them are virtually the same. And I don't know why nobody voted for Lainee. I'd have voted for her, if she wasn't the only true option.
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Bitch, bitch, bitch, I swear all some of you people ever do is complain.
They are NOT the same. One of them is anyone other then Lainee and one of them is anyone other then Lainee and yourself.
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I just think the options are stupid. Personally, I expected Lainee to take it, because she's shirtless...and everyone here is a pervert. :lol:
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Just because brandons a pervert doesnt mean everyone is.
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Yam, what do you exactly mean by, favorite shriner? Favorite in what way? Be a little more descriptive.
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We're all perverts...and yes, I'm definitely included in that category.
I'm curious about your connotation of favorite too, because hardly any of the shriners participate here or in the chat room on a regular basis. I guess they can't take all of our perversion. Or they have lives. :P
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Yam, what do you exactly mean by, favorite shriner? Favorite in what way? Be a little more descriptive.
Favorite is a very subjective term that means different things to different people. Take it to mean whatever you wish.
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Lisa's pic has been updated.. she took her new one with no shirt as well!
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For obvious, biased reasons...I'm going to have to go with Melissa on this one. :-P
-Torgo
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I feel bad for the rest of the shriners. All these girls sending in pictures with no shirt on... :P
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I feel bad for the rest of the shriners. All these girls sending in pictures with no shirt on... :P
Yeah, but they're all covering themselves....I want to see boobs, goddamn it! :-P
Of course, we can't put unedited boobie pics on the shrine...so the ladies are just going to have to e-mail them to me privately... torgo@freetalklive.com :-P
(There's no way in hell that's actually going to work...but it's worth a shot)
-Torgo
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Remind me to ask Melissa to start beating you into submission. I wouldn't send you perverts pictures of my boobs, either. :P
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I wouldn't send you perverts pictures of my boobs, either. :P
.....ever again (you left that part out) :-P
-Torgo
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No I didn't. And I still despise you.
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LOL... Torgo, you must share with the Crew any boobies submissions you get!
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Past boobie submissions by me don't count, do they?
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Past boobie submissions by me don't count, do they?
I thought he was just joking. Why wasn't I made aware of this?
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I thought he was just joking. Why wasn't I made aware of this?
Hehe...I have no Lindsey boobie photos, Ian....I was just in general "douchebag mode" :-P
-Torgo
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I wish you weren't such an awful liar.
Hey...I don't even have a copy of that picture, you wanna send one my way? :P
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Lisa's pic has been updated.. she took her new one with no shirt as well!
I had to compete w/lainee somehow. :)
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See! See! There are some chicks on the shrine that no one would want to see shirtless though... :lol:
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I'm trying to decide if anyone would want my 260lbs of feminine goodness without a top on... prolly not... but if so, I'm willing. I've always been an exhibitionist. If so, just tell me how far I can go and still get posted without censoring being needed. :)
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Oh God I love this woman... :lol:
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Lisa's pic has been updated.. she took her new one with no shirt as well!
I had to compete w/lainee somehow. :)
Competition is greatly encouraged by me :D
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Actually, to clarify, I was a Miss Goody-Two-Shoes until shortly after my 21st birthday (not a sip of alchohol before). Then, happily, I fell in with the wrong crowd and life has been good ever since. :) :D
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Bishop, you perv. :P
I can give you topless...I just have no signage...and Torgo did a shitty photoshop job on it to make it lighter, because he sucks. And so do I. :lol:
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Bishop, you perv. :P
I can give you topless...I just have no signage...and Torgo did a shitty photoshop job on it to make it lighter, because he sucks. And so do I. :lol:
I'm a photoshop god. Lemme at it. I'll give you a sign too, if you want one. Mabye even in body paint...giggity giggity :lol: (unless thats frowned upon :P)
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Haha. I think I'll keep this one to myself for a while, considering what happened after the last time I posted a picture... :lol:
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Haha. I think I'll keep this one to myself for a while, considering what happened after the last time I posted a picture... :lol:
What happened? I won't post if you don't want it too, plus you could smite the post anyway :lol:
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Pfft...if I showed you, you'd show it to Brandon, and poor Brandon might explode as a result... :lol:
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Pfft...if I showed you, you'd show it to Brandon, and poor Brandon might explode as a result... :lol:
He might, but i doubt he'd want to see it, his girlfriend would get mad :lol:, anyway, since he's going to a christian college next week it is against the rules to view porn there, and i'm sure they have a very broad definition of what that is.
come on...come on :mrgreen:
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Ew...he's going to a place where you can't look at porn! That's crap! :lol:
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Ew...he's going to a place where you can't look at porn! That's crap! :lol:
He can't have R rated movies, but he can have any type of music or video games....
So, he can't watch people kill each other, but he can kill other people in video games,
and he can't listen to people cuss each other out, unless its music.
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How are they going to find out if he watched an R rated movie, or looked at porn? Do they routinely search your room and your computer and other personal belongings at this place?
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Good lord I've created a beast.
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You most certainly have.
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How are they going to find out if he watched an R rated movie, or looked at porn? Do they routinely search your room and your computer and other personal belongings at this place?
Chances are they monitor your network connection, and as for movies, the RA might notice them. I think it is a dollar fine for each R movie you have. I told brandon he should write them a check at the beginning of the semester for a 100 dollars in future fines :lol:
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Haha. That's ridiculous. He should just tell them to fuck off.
What do they do if they find out you're having sex?
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Why do Bishop and Brandon have to completely destroy any thread i make? :(
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Haha. That's ridiculous. He should just tell them to fuck off.
What do they do if they find out you're having sex?
They are a private college, and they reserve the right to tell you what to do if you are a student. It is against the rules to do the dirty with someone other than your spouse. You would either be warned/fined/or kicked out. If you don't show up for enough chapel times, you are given a fine or community services, and if you do this enough times, they kick you out.
Why do Bishop and Brandon have to completely destroy any thread i make? :(
Why do you claim it is us that ruin it? I'm not the one posting the "Crap Thread" picture everywhere
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Ew. Why did he pay money to go to this place?
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(http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/usa/j-edgar-hoover/199948.4.jpg)
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(http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/usa/j-edgar-hoover/199948.4.jpg)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I hope you're seeing J. Edgar Hoover with a shriners cap...
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I hope you're seeing J. Edgar Hoover with a shriners cap...
Why?
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Direct linkage.
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Ew. Why did he pay money to go to this place?
I'd bet mommy and daddy paid.
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Ick. Good point.
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I'm trying to decide if anyone would want my 260lbs of feminine goodness without a top on... prolly not... but if so, I'm willing. I've always been an exhibitionist. If so, just tell me how far I can go and still get posted without censoring being needed. :)
Nipples and genitals will have to be removed via Photoshop if they're visible in the photo...unless, of course...you just want to e-mail your pics to me personally...I promise they'll go unedited for my purposes. :-P
-Torgo
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Nefarious purposes...
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Crazy kids and their nudie pics! :lol:
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Now all I need is a lesbian lover to take my shrine pics with.
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Now all I need is a lesbian lover to take my shrine pics with.
I'm up for that.
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I'm trying to decide if anyone would want my 260lbs of feminine goodness without a top on... prolly not... but if so, I'm willing. I've always been an exhibitionist. If so, just tell me how far I can go and still get posted without censoring being needed. :)
Nipples and genitals will have to be removed via Photoshop if they're visible in the photo...unless, of course...you just want to e-mail your pics to me personally...I promise they'll go unedited for my purposes. :-P
-Torgo
I'll edit the photos and re-send them for you, so dirty dirty Torgo doesn't get any jollies from them.
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Yam, you can't be my lesbian lover! You're a guy!
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Sure, but you know how it is.
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I quite enjoy the cock, but it's just not happening for me right now... :lol:
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I think Tara is cute.
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So, what part of the country are you in, Lindsey? :P I've never "gone lesbo" myself, but my husband is encouraging me to "explore".
So, are you guys saying that despite the fact that I'm pretty extremely overweight, you would still like to see me nude (or close to it)? If so, I'll do my best to get my hubby to take that picture soon. :)
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Hey...I'm no Twiggy, and they apparently still want to see me. I think their view of reality might be skewed slightly. :lol:
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Boobies!
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You saw them... :P
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Nipples!
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Keep dreaming, buddy. :lol:
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Just your nipples, not your ugly face.
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Bad news. The rest of me is just as ugly as my face. :P
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Naw, just no face.
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So, what part of the country are you in, Lindsey? :P I've never "gone lesbo" myself, but my husband is encouraging me to "explore".
So, are you guys saying that despite the fact that I'm pretty extremely overweight, you would still like to see me nude (or close to it)? If so, I'll do my best to get my hubby to take that picture soon. :)
Evenstar, you look just fine in your current photo. Besides, sometimes, less is more. That is what Ian said when he changed from 3 hours a night to 2 hours a night. So, we currently see less of your skin, and that is great.
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Now all I need is a lesbian lover to take my shrine pics with.
I can see if Melissa's free, if you like.... :-P
-Torgo
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That is what Ian said when he changed from 3 hours a night to 2 hours a night. So, we currently see less of your skin, and that is great.
Yes, less is more for commercials, but less is still less for teh show.
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I didn't know Melissa was that kind of girl... :lol:
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The thread has really gone off topic, but if you look at the votes - Lindsey is getting her ass kicked in the poll.
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I told you that in the beginning. It's true that people don't like me. :lol:
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Yes... someday we'll be back to three hours...
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Good. Or I'll have to bestow evil upon you.
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You don't already?
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Nope. And you can stop telling me how ugly and awful I am. Believe me, I know it. :P
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I just like reminding you, just like you like reminding us that you are.
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I told you that in the beginning. It's true that people don't like me. :lol:
Nope. And you can stop telling me how ugly and awful I am. Believe me, I know it. :P
You are ugly and awful, stop being so down on yourself. You really aren't that large of a person at all, in fact, you look fine. Very fine :D
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Bj, I don't need to remind anyone, because you seem to be doing it for me, and I'm sure they can tell by themselves.
Hey Bishop...you wanna check that post again? :lol:
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Bj, I don't need to remind anyone, because you seem to be doing it for me, and I'm sure they can tell by themselves.
Hey Bishop...you wanna check that post again? :lol:
why, whats wrong with it?
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It says that I'm ugly and awful, and then to stop being so down on myself. Why wouldn't I be down if I were ugly and awful? :lol:
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It says that I'm ugly and awful, and then to stop being so down on myself. Why wouldn't I be down if I were ugly and awful? :lol:
no
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ahuh
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I hate all of them - they're all criminals with extremely dangerous radical ideas, and clearly they have a motivation and that motivation is terrorism, destroying everything good in this country.
I mean, they want anarchy, ANARCHY, they would rather have mad max then taking a thumbprint scan at the store. Its absolutely ridiculous, you all need to just shut up.
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how insightful... and lindsey shall be the new milleniums markie post... wait and see...
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Sorry I'm new here but which one is Lindsey? I see two on the shrine.
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how insightful... and lindsey shall be the new milleniums markie post... wait and see...
Markie Post? Goddamn...I haven't heard that name in YEARS...
-Torgo
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JODIE...ALL THE WAY!!! SEXY and Cute!!!
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Don't ever let anyone say Free Talk Live doesn't have enthusiastic fans...
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Man-bitch. Because he ...er shee..has bad teeth.
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LOL... Torgo, you must share with the Crew any boobies submissions you get!
If you want to see a pair of boobs, just post a picture of Ian and Manwich on the shrine. :lol:
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Funny..
But hey, somehow I missed out on Lindsey's boobs.. whats up with that?
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Hah...I really feel the love from this thread... :lol:
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yeah.. but I was being serious!!!
Come on.. it'll convince me to change my vote :)
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(http://www.zaobao.com/zaobao/grapevine/images/hairy_boy2.jpg)
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(http://www.socialnerve.org/zine/dec2004/christmas/01.jpg)
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Whatever... I voted my option...
hhehehe too bad it takes a torgo to change a poll to allow people to change their votes... i don't have that power... (probably rightly so)
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I love how much the people here don't like me. It's like...I'm actually nice to these people, and I read all of their threads and put up with all of their bullshit, and moderate it so they can look at it at work and not get fired, yet I'm still hated. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Teehee.
I really need to validate. But I'm lazy. Fuck.
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:(
I voted for you, Lindsey.
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You should let me take a validated picture of you sometime...
LOL I need the practice being a photographer... and I can do more beach shots...
could write free talk live in the sand... or Manwich Rules! Ian Drools! or something.. and take your picture next to it...
:D
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And play hide the kielbasa under the pier?
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He obviously forgot the part where I can't stand the beach. :lol:
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most people I know hate the beach.. and are pale... which makes it a good place to take pictures... if you can stand the sun for a few minutes...
It's not like going to the beach to hang out... or... whatever bonerjoe said... :)
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I tend to take shitty pictures...it makes me sad. I am really pale, though.
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I tend to take good pictures of people who usually take shitty pictures... which is why I suggested it... becuase you are so self conscious...
Photo magic...
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oh and yes... you are very pale. :D You have that ghost / vampire thing going well for you.. you'd make a good goth... with all the angst too... but that would be so very cliche.. so... It's good that you're not.
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Breakfast link, maybe?
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Lindsey, how can you hate the beach?
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She has enough crabs.
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(http://www.taylorpacking.com/images/ground-beef.jpg)
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She has enough crabs.
:lol:
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like in halflife?
(http://www.stealthhouse.net/headcrab.gif)
Is she going to become a zombie?
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Or a Crab People?
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http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/2499/7890pl.jpg
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(http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/63531main_solaroven15.jpg)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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That's so wrong.
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http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/2499/7890pl.jpg
The labels are in Hebrew. I bet it's kosher too.
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Wait, where's the beef?
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That's so wrong.
yeah, but I know you laughed... :lol:
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on a side note... the bbs just hit 1000 members.
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on a side note... the bbs just hit 1000 members.
Indeed. -> http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=3758.0 :wink:
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I don't have angst. I'm constantly surrounded by idiots. Idiots usually irk intellectuals. Therefore, idiots peeve me. Plus, I'm not THAT pale...I spent a lot of time outside this summer.
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I don't have angst. I'm constantly surrounded by idiots. Idiots usually irk intellectuals. Therefore, idiots peeve me. Plus, I'm not THAT pale...I spent a lot of time outside this summer.
Lindey being not pale-
http://myspace-191.vo.llnwd.net/00242/19/13/242003191_m.jpg
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I'm constantly surrounded by idiots. Idiots usually irk intellectuals. Therefore, idiots peeve me.
Sounds gothy enough to me... but like I said... It's good that you are not goth. It would be too cliche if you were.
The juxtaposition of having a gothy personality with being occasionally bubbly and listening to mariah carey and singing choir music and having butterfly stuff, or occasionally bouncing about to hip hop... and then later singing country... makes you UNIQUELY scary. :D
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I really don't have a goth personality. I don't think I'm different than everyone else because I shop at Hot Topic and wear hideous clothing (They're not different, and I don't shop at Hot Topic...that place scares me). I'm also not just generally all gloomy and such. I'm more of a sarcasm person...I just don't come across well on the internet somehow, unless you REALLY know me incredibly well.
And yes...I am scary. I pulled out the Mariah Christmas album...the new DualDisc version...and earlier I was watching Rascal Flatts live. And now I'm getting ready to watch Friday. Goddamn, I am weird. I rock.
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Goth chicks are hot though.
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They kinda freak me out... :?
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Well, they ain't "normal" that's for sure.
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I could just never do the goth thing...I'm too happy for it. And that's sad... :lol:
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I just like brightly colored hair.
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The Fifth Element kinda bright?
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Hell yes!
(http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Fifth_Element,_The_04.JPG)
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:D
/me lives up to his moniker.
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/me lives up to his moniker.
Well, that's good to know. :?
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What a horrid dye job. And thanks for sharing, BJ.
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What a horrid dye job. And thanks for sharing, BJ.
She's the perfect being!
Show some respect.
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(http://www.nimueslatex.com/images/customers/leeloo.jpg)
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Uhhh...not so much, no. :|
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Heh.
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LeeLoo multipass!!!
-- Bridget
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Wow...how incredibly nightmare-inducing.
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CHEE KEN.... GOOD!
Anyway Lindsey... I was specifically saying that you AREN'T the hot topic type.. but that you have that gothy personality. That IS sarcasm. Bitter Sarcasm...
but then you do thinks like wear colorful clothing, collect butterfly paraphrenalia, and sing a lot while shouting things at the movie Friday.
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y282/mister_everlong/friday-damn-large.jpg)(http://www.taserud.com/png/film_tv/5element/ruby.png)
I felt the need to tie the movies together... :lol:
at any rate... I wasn't saying anything bad about you Lindz, but if you hate goths so much... :P I won't refer to your personality as schizophrenically "goth-like"
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But I don't hear voices or see things that aren't there...no schizo here. Perhaps multiple personalities describes it. Actually, I do have multiple personalities, but not in a clinical sense. When I'm with certain people, I feel comfortable acting like a fool to get laughs, and when I'm in other environments, I'm somebody else...that's just how people work, I guess. I just like to make jokes and have fun.
Oh...and I can recite you half the scripts from Friday and Next Friday. I found that out last night...and it's sad. I also need to watch Friday After Next about fifty more times to catch up on that one.
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I didn't like the sequels nearly as much as the original...
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The last one is my least favorite, but it's still funny. The part with Money Mike and Damon is hysterical.
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Julia!
and then Lindsey.
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Lisa, for the Book in her picture. :D
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i voted for lindsey...............because she's the moderator.........and always watching :shock:
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Uhm...kay. :?
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Definetly Lisa:
(http://freetalklive.com/images/lisab02.jpg)
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I'd agree if she had the Scholars Edition of Human Action instead of that version.
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You fucking fools. Are you blind?
Know what? I'm not even gonna dignify this with a response. I've made it abundantly clear in previous comments.
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I'd agree if she had the Scholars Edition of Human Action instead of that version.
What do you mean the :Scholars edition?" Its only like 1000 pages
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I'd agree if she had the Scholars Edition of Human Action instead of that version.
What do you mean the :Scholars edition?" Its only like 1000 pages
http://www.mises.org/store/Human-Action-The-Scholars-Edition-P119C17.aspx
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I might agree with you if I didn't think she put it there to make herself look smart. Ultimately she's standing topless in front of a mirror. Cameras do have timers. :lol:
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I might agree with you if I didn't think she put it there to make herself look smart. Ultimately she's standing topless in front of a mirror. Cameras do have timers. :lol:
She still looks like she could suck a mean dick.
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I might agree with you if I didn't think she put it there to make herself look smart. Ultimately she's standing topless in front of a mirror. Cameras do have timers. :lol:
She still looks like she could suck a mean dick.
As wonderful as that is, I'm not sure it cancels out other potential shortcomings. Plus, you'll never find out. :lol:
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I might agree with you if I didn't think she put it there to make herself look smart. Ultimately she's standing topless in front of a mirror. Cameras do have timers. :lol:
She still looks like she could suck a mean dick.
As wonderful as that is, I'm not sure it cancels out other potential shortcomings. Plus, you'll never find out. :lol:
Meh. She looks like the type that doesn't shave her pits. I don't really go for that.
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I might agree with you if I didn't think she put it there to make herself look smart. Ultimately she's standing topless in front of a mirror. Cameras do have timers. :lol:
She still looks like she could suck a mean dick.
As wonderful as that is, I'm not sure it cancels out other potential shortcomings. Plus, you'll never find out. :lol:
Meh. She looks like the type that doesn't shave her pits. I don't really go for that.
I just do not understand those types of people.
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I might agree with you if I didn't think she put it there to make herself look smart. Ultimately she's standing topless in front of a mirror. Cameras do have timers. :lol:
She still looks like she could suck a mean dick.
As wonderful as that is, I'm not sure it cancels out other potential shortcomings. Plus, you'll never find out. :lol:
Meh. She looks like the type that doesn't shave her pits. I don't really go for that.
I just do not understand those types of people.
It's all that French and New Age hooey bullshit.
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Fuck that.
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Fuck Feng Shui too.
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Just make sure you pick your position carefully.
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(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PF/PF_973940_999~Loaded-Girl-on-Girl-Kama-Sutra-Posters.jpg)
Don't worry. I'd be smack dab in the middle.
Bet it smells good.
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Marielle, but that's because I know her.
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Well apparently I'm a penisbutt, and that's why nobody likes me.
Nope. And you can stop telling me how ugly and awful I am.
I love how much the people here don't like me. It's like...I'm actually nice to these people, and I read all of their threads and put up with all of their bullshit, and moderate it so they can look at it at work and not get fired, yet I'm still hated.
It's okay Lindsey...I dig ya!
-Windquake
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I voted for 'not Lindsey', because I don't like auto-erotic asphyxiation, even between
ample breasts.
Oh I do. Bring on the asphyxiation...I mean the kind that results from the ample breasts, so warm, soft, round, snug, and um. Well, just ignore the mess. :lol:
Well the breast type or the thigh type...you know, straddling the jaw and all.
-Windquake
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Definetly Lisa:
(http://freetalklive.com/images/lisab02.jpg)
I agree. I might not be all that impartial though, seeing as I dated her and lived with her for a couple years. That was taken in my bathroom, oh how exciting!
I'd agree if she had the Scholars Edition of Human Action instead of that version.
I guess that is my fault, seeing as that is my book that the sign is resting on. I guess this means I don't hold up to your standards either.
I might agree with you if I didn't think she put it there to make herself look smart. Ultimately she's standing topless in front of a mirror. Cameras do have timers. :lol:
Actually, you are wrong. She collected up all the books that were in the bedroom at the time to prop it up to the right level. Not saying that she isn't smart, but she didn't put much thought in to picking up the pile of books that I leave in my path. Also in the pile that I notice my copy of "Defending the Undefendable" by Walter Block, and the kooky book on trilateralism that was a "gift".
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So was she good in bed?
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I pick Lauren Cenario
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I pick Lauren Cenario
I've always had a thing for her to be honest.
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Her shriner pic makes her look like a girl I went to high school with
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It looks like she has quite a bit of Native American in her.
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I give up.
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On?
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You fucking fools. Are you blind?
Know what? I'm not even gonna dignify this with a response. I've made it abundantly clear in previous comments.
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You fucking fools. Are you blind?
Know what? I'm not even gonna dignify this with a response. I've made it abundantly clear in previous comments.
Well give us something to work with here...
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I thought everybody knew that.
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I thought everybody knew that.
Yeah.
Go figure.
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Mmmmmmmm...
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I wanna change my vote. I love teddy bears.
(http://www.freetalklive.com/images/lainee.jpg)
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I bet you do love bears.
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Not to mention her boobies are misquito bites.
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I bet you do love bears.
Why would you think such a thing?
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Hey you said you love teddy bears... I just assumed. :P
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Hey just because everybody else here switch-hits doesn't mean I have to.
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Not everyone here is an AC/DC swingin' switch-hitter. Just a few of us... and we are loud.
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Bears are cool.
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Da Bears
(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/7551/bears3sm.jpg)
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My favorite shriners are the few that I met. Cept for that one, but I don't wanna talk about her. Opps, I said too much.
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one of the hottest shriners :wink:
(http://freetalklive.com/images/kimsu.jpg)
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Bridget's lover?
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She can't spell Manwich though.
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She spelled Manwich wrong, therefore she is automatically disqualified.
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I wonder how many 'validated' shriners have misspelled signs?
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I wonder how many of them shave their bone bucket?
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I wonder how many of them shave their bone bucket?
?
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The place where you insert your tallywhacker.
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I know, but what kind of girl doesn't shave these days? Are they nuts?
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They must be.
If they are in need they could call Bill Braskys Pro-Bono Bone Bucket Shaving Service.
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They must be.
If they are in need they could call Bill Braskys Pro-Bono Bone Bucket Shaving Service.
I want a job. I was trained at Tailhook. I never thought that would look good on my resume, but....
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haha :lol:
Well I know nobody would vote for me anyway. :P
http://imghost.eatshirt.com/llbsb4ever/Jul2702.JPG
Looking good in this one... :P
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Perky.
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Perky.
It happens...
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I think you could incubate some eggs between those things if you needed to. Hah.
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Perky.
(http://www.admiral-hipper-class.dk/bluecher/miscellaneous/oscarsborg_bluecher_wreck_site_today/pictures/15_oscarsborg.jpg)
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I think you could incubate some eggs between those things if you needed to. Hah.
I used to use them for storage during chorus concerts in high school. One time at state competition, I stored my lip gloss in there because we all left our purses on the bus. I've stored my cell phone in there lots of times. And of course money.
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Oh, the imagery just flowsi through my mind...
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Why not... it's like have a pocket built into your chest.
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Its the perfect place to keep an anvil.
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Its the perfect place to keep an anvil.
I can't quite fit an anvil in there. I think I'd be slightly top heavy if I were to fit an anvil in my bra. :shock:
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Its the perfect place to keep an anvil.
I can't quite fit an anvil in there. I think I'd be slightly top heavy if I were to fit an anvil in my bra. :shock:
Read a physix book. It can be done.
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Anvil... probably not. Licorice... oh yeaaaah.
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licorice tits. yumm
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licorice tits. yumm
I can say with complete certainty that they don't taste like licorice. :lol:
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Strawberry twizzlers?
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Salt, with a touch of baby powder.
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Salt, with a touch of baby powder.
That's the secret of life right there, folks.
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Salt, with a touch of baby powder.
That's closer.
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Well they will taste like licorice or at least rum when I'm done.
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Oh my. :shock:
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(http://www.ehs.umaryland.edu/images/hazards/flammable%20materials.jpg)
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Oh my. :shock:
I get first dibs, right?
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I think that is up to Lindsey... she isn't a piece of meat you know.
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Can't that be debated?
(http://www.steak-house-recipe.com/shrImages/Big_Steak.jpg)
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I've seen pictures that would dispute that claim...
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I've seen pictures that would dispute that claim...
Scusa?
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I've seen pictures that would dispute that claim...
Scusa?
Get back in the fridge, my lovely t-bone.
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Fuck I'm hungry...
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I could use some of this:
(http://www.medicalmarihuana.ca/images/flinflon2asml.jpg)
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Christmas already came and went.
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4/20's only a couple of months away though.
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Ba doom tish.
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Meat. Heart pumps blood through muscle. People are meat.
I'm germanic. Can't help it.
The up-side is I wont puke if you get mangled in an industrial machine, and I have to carry your torso into the ambulance. Stuff like that.
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So, those are Hitler trees?
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Hitler's birthday...anniversary of the Columbine Massacre...cultural holiday for pot smokers...am I forgetting anything?
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Damn, Brasky is deep. He makes my brain cry.
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He makes me want to defecate...in a good way.
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Hitler's birthday...anniversary of the Columbine Massacre...cultural holiday for pot smokers...am I forgetting anything?
Yes, actually. This 4/20 will be the five year anniversary of my father...the heavy pot smoker's death. Honestly, I have to laugh at the 4/20 thing, or else I'd just be way more fucked up than I am already.
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wait; your father smoked pot and he died on 4/20?
my condolences, and I might add; what a fucking honor!
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wait; your father smoked pot and he died on 4/20?
my condolences, and I might add; what a fucking honor!
I know. That's about the only thing that makes me believe in a supreme irony of sorts. Not only did he smoke it, he sold it. :lol:
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Well, that slammed into a wall at 800 mph.
I have no choice but to post this pic:
(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/3182/deadkittenuw3.jpg)
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Nah, carry on. It's all good, really.
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Well, that slammed into a wall at 800 mph.
I have no choice but to post this pic:
(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/3182/deadkittenuw3.jpg)
Quick, somone call PETA.
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.ru
No further explanation needed.
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In mafia run capitalist Russia, you kill kitten!
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Boner, would you get behind that?
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LOL
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I'm not kidding.
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You're kittening.
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Ummm
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Stay out of this, Bob.
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Two women attempted to experience sexual pleasure from an intimate contact with a cat. The weird endeavor ended rather sad for one of the women: she was hospitalized with severe genital injuries.
Doctors arrived to hospitalize a woman, who had suffered from unexpected bleeding, as they were told on the phone. They saw a woman lying on the sofa. The woman was wearing only a jumper. Streaks of blood could be seen on her legs. The woman's friend was speechless to explain what happened. The woman was taken to the gynecological department of the local hospital, where doctors determined the unusual character of the genital injuries. Stitching the wounds, they supposed that a sex maniac had attacked the woman and injured her in the crotch. The truth, however, surpassed all expectations. When the woman recovered, she confessed that she had been injured during her love act with a cat. The woman's name was Svetlana. Her husband, an entrepreneur, was constantly away on business trips. That day he was out of town too. Svetlana was bored and she decided to visit her friend, Vera. The two women had some wine and started talking about intimate matters. Vera was the first, who suggested trying something totally unusual: "Do you wanna try the real thing?" asked she. When Vera clarified, what the real thing was about, Svetlana was terrified. However, the idea seemed to be attractive to her after the women talked about it and had some more wine. "Life is too short, one has to try everything!" Svetlana decided. Vera brought in a cat. The cat named as Timka was living in the house for quite a long time. Vera took her clothes off, put the light out and played an adult movie on the video recorder. She lied down, took a bottle of valerian and poured some on her most intimate body part. When the cat smelled valerian, he started licking it away, putting Vera in the state of ecstasy. "Now it is your turn, you try," Vera told Svetlana when she was done. "You know, my friend, there is nothing better than the cat's little tongue," said she. When the cat started licking valerian off from Svetlana, something happened to the animal. Timka probably took too much of the medication: he started licking the liquid away but all of a sudden he seized the genitals of the poor woman with his claws and teeth. Svetlana screamed and tried to push the fierce pet lover away from her, but the cat wouldn't let go. Vera hurried to help her friend: she emptied a bucket of water on the cat and threw the animal out of the house. When she saw that Svetlana was bleeding, she called an ambulance. When Svetlana returned home from the hospital, she had to tell the story to her husband, Boris. The man could not take the fact that his wife preferred having oral sex with a cat: Boris kicked Svetlana out of the house and the abandoned woman had to stay with her mother. The offended man is not going to forgive his wife: the couple is currently divorcing. It is noteworthy that lonely women often use their pets (cats or dogs, regardless of sex) to satisfy their sexual needs. Such pet adventures often lead to lamentable consequences - not for pets, but for orgasm-craving women, as a rule. An overdose of valerian can make the loveliest cat become a fierce and aggressive animal.
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(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m80/captainwilloughby/dog_cat-sex.jpg)
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That dog needs to lay off the pussy for a while.
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Cut his balls off?
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Ack!
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how does one submit a pic? does it have to say something ftl related??
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This is from the shrine site:
"If you want to be included just email your pic(s) to ftl at freetalklive.com! To qualify, your picture must include evidence that you listen to FTL, like you with a sign/paper that has "Free Talk Live" or "FTL" visible on it. For more about the Shrine, visit the Shrine FAQ (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=369.0)."
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how does one submit a pic? does it have to say something ftl related??
Yeah, and if you do one make sure it's hot.
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You could also but something on it like "Sex is better with MBD"
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You could also but something on it like "Sex is better with MBD"
That could be a good bumpersticker right there.
-- Bridget