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Title: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 11, 2009, 12:41:49 PM
No, this is not a mindless insult!  Faith in God is a projection of psycho-sexual energy, and the personification / trinitization of God into a 33-year-old charismatic commie demagogue -- who for some reason is typically depicted as a tall, lean, semi-naked Norwegian -- is deeply rooted in sexual admiration of the male figure.  Just like a submissive sexual partner, a believer in Jesus likes to get on his knees / bow, and meditate on the emotion of rejoicing in helpless worship of a dominant force.  The most intense prayer energizes the same portions of the brain as does performing fellatio or being the receiving partner in anal sex.


(http://www.freethinker.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/nakedchrist.jpg)

(http://lovelifelikeyourself.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/bondage_jesus.jpg)

(http://www.catsandbeer.com/uploads/2008/03/gay_angel.jpg)

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/resources/2008/03/chadrickgayjesus.jpg)

(http://ladyboyjesus.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/gay_jesus2.jpg)



Feel free to post your favorite jesusfagporn.  I'll post more every time the Christian Anarchy gets bumped.  Oh - anyone posting pictures of Prophet Mohammad will be beheaded.  Seriously.  ;)

Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: Rillion on November 11, 2009, 01:40:13 PM
The most intense prayer energizes the same portions of the brain as does performing fellatio or being the receiving partner in anal sex.

Oh really? Please post that study; I'd be very interested to read it. 
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 11, 2009, 02:28:34 PM
I could pull a peer-reviewed study out of my ass, but that would ruin the joke.  ;)

It's funny because it seems unscientific - even if it is.
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: Rillion on November 11, 2009, 03:04:09 PM
I could pull a peer-reviewed study out of my ass, but that would ruin the joke.  ;)

It's funny because it seems unscientific - even if it is.

No, it's really not funny.  Sorry. 
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 11, 2009, 03:19:11 PM
Then stop clicking (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/Themes/babylon/images/english/unignore.gif) / (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/Themes/babylon/images/english/ignshow.gif) and go pray about it.  ;)
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: Rillion on November 11, 2009, 04:00:20 PM
Then stop clicking (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/Themes/babylon/images/english/unignore.gif) / (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/Themes/babylon/images/english/ignshow.gif) and go pray about it.  ;)


All it takes is "show," and I happen to be interested in religion and neurology.  So I asked you to share info.  If you're not willing to do so, I'm bored.  Seeya. 
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith) on November 11, 2009, 04:53:12 PM
This is pretty gay Libman.  Why are you downloading gay jesus porn?
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 11, 2009, 05:12:57 PM
To mock the "unique sensibility" of Christianity (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=11164) - obviously.  :twisted:

I mean, God or no God, worshiping on a semi-naked dude mounted on a BDSM fixture of some sort (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Andrew%27s_Cross_%28BDSM%29) is pretty gay.  This thread moves that existing faggotry out of its subconscious closet.  Here's what praying to Jesus expresses, whether you're aware of it or not:

(http://www.gaydemon.com/blogs/pictures/2009/07/dungeon-play.jpg)


Amen?  :?

Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: hellbilly on November 11, 2009, 06:01:00 PM
You sure wouldn't catch allah having sex with grown men.











..or women for that matter I suppose.
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 11, 2009, 06:36:30 PM
You sure wouldn't catch allah having sex with grown men.

Islam does not allow divine anthropomorphism - or even representational art of any sort.


..or women for that matter I suppose.

(http://www.saintpussy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/image16.jpg)

(http://www.saintpussy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/image12.jpg)

(http://www.saintpussy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/image114.jpg)

(http://www.saintpussy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/image111.jpg)

Hey now, this isn't "Excellent marylesbianporn", let's stay on-topic.  :lol:


Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: mikehz on November 11, 2009, 09:54:05 PM
Is it just me, or does gay sex look like not much fun?
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 11, 2009, 10:00:59 PM
Yeah, it's really disgusting, and inevitably leads to physical injury of the anus (on a long-enough time-line even incontinence), inadvertent consumption of fecal matter, hormonal problems (from ingesting other men's bodily fluids), and countless other diseases...  Christians are really sick for subconsciously fantasizing about it so much!

Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: hellbilly on November 11, 2009, 10:06:26 PM
You sure wouldn't catch allah having sex with grown men.

Islam does not allow divine anthropomorphism - or even representational art of any sort.


..or women for that matter I suppose.

Hey now, this isn't "Excellent marylesbianporn", let's stay on-topic.  :lol:

Keyword was grown there Libman.. I thought you'd pick up on that! :)
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 12, 2009, 11:53:08 AM
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-think005.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-think005.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-think001.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)


I don't get it.
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: hellbilly on November 12, 2009, 06:36:08 PM
Quote
Married to Aisha

Aisha was six or seven years old when betrothed to Muhammad. She stayed in her parents' home until the age of nine, when the marriage was consummated in Medina.[12][14][15][16] Both Aisha and Sawda, his two wives, were given apartments adjoined to the Al-Masjid al-Nabawi mosque.[13] Muhammad wished to divorce Sawda, who offered to give her turn of Muhammad's conjugal visit to Aisha to prevent this.[17]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad%27s_wives
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 12, 2009, 08:09:24 PM
First you've said: "you sure wouldn't catch Allah (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allah) having sex with grown men".  Allah (الله) is the Arabic word for God, used by Arab-speaking Muslims, Christians, Jews, etc.  Muslims are particularly careful to avoid depicting God as something that can be understood in human terms, so it would be an impossibility for their image of God to have sex, father children, kill himself, and so on.

Now you're talking about Muhammad (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad) (محمّد) - exemplary though he might have been, no one is claiming that he wasn't human (i.e. son of Allah, incarnation of Allah, etc - none of that).  Furthermore, Muhammad was born into a society where polygamy and child marriage were common, and the religion he invented (yes, invented) actually limited and discouraged those practices.  Sexual relationships with young girls have been considered desirable in most cultures up until the 19th century.

Anyways, where were we...  Oh, right:


(http://www.distributedrepublic.net/files/Jesus_Fucking_Christ.gif)

(http://www.afa.net/images/jesus_and_man.jpg)

(http://www.freethinker.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/passio.jpg)

Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: hellbilly on November 12, 2009, 11:21:50 PM
Oh you.. such a stickler on religious deities and their sexual pursuits! You're a party-pooper and I'm always left with the shit end of the stick... er..
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 13, 2009, 12:11:45 AM
I actually clicked on this topic hoping for some stills from the lost film "Him."

I saw a couple once in a book I have, I was hoping some more might have shown up.
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 13, 2009, 12:29:10 AM
That film is so obscure I'm surprised it has a Wikipedia entry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Him_%28film%29) (while so many greater things get deemed unworthy and deleted).  No actual footage is known to still exist, online or off, so there's nothing to post in this thread.
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 18, 2009, 09:40:44 AM

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_157o31Suaz4/SdyBmlsLudI/AAAAAAAAAOg/a85gtsk0pHg/s400/jesus_kiss.jpg)

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3I6eIowAe7I/SckuxQ9j0fI/AAAAAAAAAdE/sqYcWnTbpec/s400/Recker,+beautiful_robert_recker3.jpg)

(http://gayspirituality.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/12/12/jesus_in_love_german_medres_4.jpg)

(http://files.myopera.com/dovish/blog/JCGrabsItHard.jpg)

Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 19, 2009, 08:52:37 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e1/Silver-Spring-monkey.jpg)
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: Bill Brasky on November 20, 2009, 01:20:28 AM
Is that necessary?

Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 20, 2009, 02:11:25 AM
Is that necessary?

Of course it is necessary - for the greater glory of man!  I will never cease striving for unprecedented excellence, going far and beyond to bring you the ULTIMATE in Jesusfagporn thread experience, a masterpiece that transcends not only barriers of gender and culture, but 50,000,000 years of evolution too!


It certainly doesn't seem to have anything to do with jesusfagporn.  :|

Well, the position of the upper limbs is sorta similar, as the heavenward glance is the very definition of blind faith that Messianic crucifiction was intended to represent, and that stand component protruding from below does look like an anal dildo screw of some sort, ready to drill its way upward, ever upward, ascending to the glory of the lord!


Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: Bill Brasky on November 20, 2009, 02:12:35 AM
I think he was going for a crucified monkey thing, we're primates and all that.  Visible monkey genitalia BSDM homo-eroticism/bestiality/crucifixion.  

I'm not very pleased with myself that I "get" Alex.  


edit...  see?

Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on December 17, 2009, 08:14:28 AM
YouTube embedding fix:


[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4Vjsf1pVkiU&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4Vjsf1pVkiU&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]


And a new one:

[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FRhHcTJ1ork&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FRhHcTJ1ork&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]


 8)
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on December 25, 2009, 11:33:06 AM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/neH6h0fXqlk&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/neH6h0fXqlk&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]


(http://theraptureright.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/jesus.jpg)


(http://www.guerillastickers.com/jesusaz6.jpg)


(http://a6.vox.com/6a00d414308aad3c7f00e398eede560005-500pi)


(http://www.secular.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/3296892-molotov-jesus_gay_11442394043.jpg)


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v401/pmitra/Ecce_Homo_photo_6.jpg)


(http://www.amptoons.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/pedophilejesus.png)


This never gets old...  (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing004.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)


Hey, why am I the only one posting?  Join in!  (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-devil10.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: mikehz on December 25, 2009, 02:58:02 PM
First you've said: "you sure wouldn't catch Allah (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allah) having sex with grown men".  Allah (الله) is the Arabic word for God, used by Arab-speaking Muslims, Christians, Jews, etc.  Muslims are particularly careful to avoid depicting God as something that can be understood in human terms, so it would be an impossibility for their image of God to have sex, father children, kill himself, and so on.

If Allah is God, and God is all-knowing, then God knows perfectly well what it's like to have man sex.
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on December 25, 2009, 03:31:51 PM
I once created a cheesy little DOS game where anthropomorphic pixelated blobs ran around in a panic as you tried to hit them with a school-bus (overhead view).  You could also hit things that looked like wine bottles, which fuzzed up your controls for a while.  When you'd crash into a tree or a building your bus would catch on fire, and you had to run over a fire extinguisher to in the next 90 seconds or you lose.  I'm still proud of the flame animation I did.  Anyway, the point is - I created that game, but I've never ran anyone over with a school-bus before.  (The cops were never able to prove otherwise.)  Maybe God is like the same way?
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on December 31, 2009, 05:23:01 PM
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/5/91%20Jesus%20Freak%20Porn.jpg) (http://www.break.com/pictures/jesus-freak-porn727233.html)
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on January 02, 2010, 01:02:12 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WPjZST8SC40/Rg_y56xqaeI/AAAAAAAAExs/UgFseeD9uH0/s400/287964.jpg)

(http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/pics10/legume/Jesus-Legume.jpg)

Jesus knows the best way to get the taste of hairy scrotum out of his mouth:

(http://www.dailynewshaikus.com/ClipArt/Haikus/2007.03/2007.03.21/BongJesus.jpg)

Uh ohh, cocksucker's remorse - here comes pissed-off boyfriend-killer Jesus:

(http://itodyaso.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/jesus-gun1.jpg)

Some asshole enthusiasts just can't get Jesus out of their minds:

(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j220/douchesarefunny/jesus.jpg)
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on January 02, 2010, 01:14:57 AM
(http://getbehindjesus.net/jesuspics/angusassjesus.gif)
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on January 02, 2010, 01:16:41 AM
(http://getbehindjesus.net/jesuspics/alter.jpg)
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on January 02, 2010, 01:23:51 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sxA5sG42kRo/SmIHZ7gVFPI/AAAAAAAAAWg/W8M4ugdSIgM/s400/DogButtJesus.jpg)
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on January 02, 2010, 04:37:48 AM
Ah, the classics...


(http://poetry.rotten.com/mother-of-god/mother-of-god.jpg) (http://poetry.rotten.com/mother-of-god/)

(http://poetry.rotten.com/jesus-with-boy/jesus-with-boy.jpg) (http://poetry.rotten.com/jesus-with-boy/)

(http://www.rotten.com/library/religion/bible/historical-construction/new-testament/secret-gospel-of-mark/gospel2.jpg)

(http://www.rotten.com/library/religion/bible/historical-construction/new-testament/secret-gospel-of-mark/lazarus-b.jpg)
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on February 05, 2010, 02:17:53 PM
(http://www.coloringbookland.com/images/jesusnude.JPG)

(http://www.flavinscorner.com/sexyjesus.jpg)

(http://www.christandpopculture.com/wp-content/uploads/sexyjesus.jpg)

(http://clothesmonaut.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/rock-me-sexy-jesus.jpg)

(http://rlv.zcache.com/sexy_jesus_tshirt-p235077978404967248qmbd_400.jpg)


And, because raptors and zombies are gay too...

(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc161/RasenganShinboi/RaptorJesusMotivationalPoster.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3165/2359555237_09b26f7955.jpg)
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: Rillion on February 06, 2010, 02:30:35 PM
(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j220/douchesarefunny/jesus.jpg)

Ah, a form of pareidolia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia) I haven't yet seen. 

Wonder if the dog's owner is actually a believer?  It would be interesting to hear what message they think Jesus was sending them...
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on February 07, 2010, 01:49:05 AM
And now... the mother of all Jesusfagporn images!  Behold:



(http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww285/yossarian_hunter/blasphemy/DancingJesus.jpg) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Clockwork_Orange_%28film%29)










(pause of awe)











Though I can's say I agree with the tacky Internet remake...

[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NOlxAbE67wQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NOlxAbE67wQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

 :?
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on February 17, 2010, 07:19:30 PM
First zoom out and look from the distance, then zoom in and look more closely...  :lol:

(http://www.dixiworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/porn-mosaic-jesus-christ.jpg)


(http://www.jesuslovesporn.net/images/header_jesuslovesporn.jpg)
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on February 18, 2010, 10:17:16 PM
A reminder, dear friends, that some pictures featured on this thread have already vanished from the Internet.  Savor and protect the ones that remain!


And now, a major announcement, headlined on Drudge (http://www.drudgereport.com/), from The Sun (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sun_%28newspaper%29) -- Elton John claims Jesus was gay... (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2859895/Elton-John-claims-Jesus-was-gay.html) --

Quote

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00989/SNN1903__1__989862a.jpg) (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2859895/Elton-John-claims-Jesus-was-gay.html)
Icons ... Elton John and Jesus


JESUS was GAY - according to the gospel of SIR ELTON JOHN.

The singer makes his controversial claim about the Lord in a new US interview that will enrage America's bible belt.

Elton (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elton_John), 62, declares as he pours out his heart to a magazine:  "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems."

He adds: "Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving.  I don't know what makes people so cruel.  Try being a gay woman in the Middle East - you're as good as dead."

He goes on in the same interview to describe how he and DAVID FURNISH (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Furnish), 47 - now his "husband" - first got together.

The pop veteran tells Parade magazine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parade_%28magazine%29):  "I was attracted to David immediately.  He was very well dressed, very shy.  The next night we had dinner.

"After it, we fell in love very quickly."

He said of previous lovers:  "I'd always choose someone younger.  I wanted to smother them with love.  I'd take them around the world, try to educate them.

"One after another they got a Cartier watch, a Versace outfit, maybe a sports car.

"They didn't have jobs.  They were reliant on me.

"In six months they were bored and hated my guts because I'd taken their lives and self-worth away.  I hadn't intended to."


Well, there's no denying it now...


(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-laughing001.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: hellbilly on February 18, 2010, 10:24:21 PM
..talk about a second cumming..

*snare*
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on February 19, 2010, 03:46:53 PM
What does the politically-correct afro-Jesus and crazy Mel Gibson Jesus have in common?

(http://ladyboyjesus.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/black-jesus.jpg)

(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Newsweek/Photos/mag/040216_Issue/040207_Jesus_wide.hlarge.jpg)


Some like it slow and smooth, while some like it rough and bloody, but they're both projections of BDSM sexuality to varying degrees!


(http://www.sensuoussadie.com/images/clipart/bookcovers/SpiritualTransformationThroughBDSM.jpg)

(http://loljesus.com/wp-content/uploads/bdsm.JPG) (http://loljesus.com/)

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fKbHnl9mbx8/SmQ9KMbsQkI/AAAAAAAAB_k/unsM-VMhXEE/s400/fridgemagnetpage_bdsm.jpg)

(http://www.skintwo.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/jesus.jpg) (http://www.skintwo.co.uk/strapped-the-art-of-the-decorated-jockstrap-by-colin-corbett/)

(http://ennuimag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/bdsm-nunwithslave.jpg)

(http://img10.porncitadel.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/tempthumb_2.jpg) (http://www.porncitadel.com/blog/femdom/femdom-sex-with-teen-school-girls/)



Oh, and it looks like all previously posted Jesus dildos got 404'ed, err, I mean "crucified", so I guess it's time to "resurrect" some:


(http://www.hogwild.net/images/Misc/sex-toy-jesus-dildo.jpg)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2158/2364050503_262a272233.jpg)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3024/2577717608_3df14ee5f8.jpg)


... and, if all that Judeo-Roman assplay is making you thirsty:


(http://www.phunhouse.com/images/JesusJuice.gif)


... and, in case you're wondering how Michael Jackson got involved:


(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_R6vEBZUX3QE/SsPxgZKvKaI/AAAAAAAAA48/l65BFLK280o/s1600-h/lord_pedophile.jpg)

(http://thebeattitude.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/jesus-golf-pedophile.jpg)


And now for the big finish:


(http://www.folsomstreetfair.org/images/fsf_posters/FSF2007_poster_print_ns_800px.jpg) (http://www.folsomstreetfair.org/)


Blasphemygasm, yaay!  :lol:
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on February 22, 2010, 05:13:46 PM
No one else is contributing...  :cry:

That make Jesus sad...

(http://hiscrivener.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/sad-jesus.jpg)


Gee, I hope Jesus doesn't turn to drugs to fill the void left by your affections...

(http://www.poetryring.com/ra/JesusCrackEnsign0606a.jpg)

(http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/photo/3c/6702/Crazy-Jesus_500x500.jpg)

(http://www.shadowwar.0catch.com/jesus.jpg)

(http://www.audiostreet.net/profiles/217/345/profile_66a8a4586c2c4c2186d837700c64b7b1.jpg)

(http://www.horsesass.org/wp-content/uploads/jpotjesus.jpg)


Well, honestly, it could be worse...

(http://wiredtoserve.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/lenin-mickey-jesus.jpg)
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on February 22, 2010, 07:44:01 PM
There are three types of homosexuals:

1. People who are happy with themselves and find another person of the same gender to be with

2. People who accept the CURE of JESUS for the ghey

3. Men who find Jesus and suck his cock

This thread is clearly about the third type of person.
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on March 03, 2010, 02:11:23 PM
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-six-pack-fail.jpg)
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on March 03, 2010, 08:49:56 PM
Wow...  That's gay on five different levels at the same time!
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: Alex Libman on June 21, 2010, 07:26:16 AM
Last night's episode (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pause_(Boondocks)) [BT] (http://eztv.it/ep/21110/the-boondocks-s03e08-hdtv-xvid-2hd/) of The Boondocks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boondocks_(TV_series)) was all about Jesusniggafaggotry like you won't believe!  :lol:
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: Alex Libman on July 23, 2010, 06:37:45 PM
Check out the image 2:13 into this stupid video:

[youtube=480,385]<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZwJP24MzCD0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZwJP24MzCD0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>[/youtube]

I think Jesus invented a whole new level of hyperfaggotry with getting his wound fingered!  He also liked to "enter through the narrow gate", but didn't like it when others try to "ride him" like a bicycle, whatever that means.   :lol:
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on July 24, 2010, 10:10:07 AM
(http://knowyourmeme.com/i/17469/original/Allanon858_punchout.jpg)
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: Alex Libman on July 24, 2010, 05:48:56 PM
Unless that's beardless drag queen Jesus in a pink jumpsuit, what does this have to do with jesusfagporn?
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on July 24, 2010, 06:29:53 PM
Unless that's beardless drag queen Jesus in a pink jumpsuit, what does this have to do with jesusfagporn?


because the guy on the bike is beardless drag queen jesus in a pink jumpsuit's dom
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: Alex Libman on August 23, 2010, 12:11:59 AM
Last night's episode (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pause_(Boondocks)) [BT] (http://eztv.it/ep/21110/the-boondocks-s03e08-hdtv-xvid-2hd/) of The Boondocks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boondocks_(TV_series)) was all about Jesusniggafaggotry like you won't believe!  :lol:

Anyone watch this show?



Also...  Piss Christ!

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/de/Piss_Christ_by_Serrano_Andres_(1987).jpg) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ)


(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/Bolzani_XP_Pentacle.JPG) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piero_Valeriano_Bolzani)


(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wZWnTG06eTc/S33hNP3ZP-I/AAAAAAAAFjQ/PpdtPF6jCuY/s400/3296892-molotov-jesus_gay_11442394043.jpg)


(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_chVzqu2O3-Y/SpxjjSbSWZI/AAAAAAAAAGE/nY_V2Bmxkks/s320/bolis+2.jpg)


(http://www.pinknews.co.uk/images/jesus.jpg)


(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_t2Ry7I5DNuQ/RrwSvt5GukI/AAAAAAAAApo/OpfMjzz2-MM/s320/GayJesusPlacard.jpg)


And, the gheyest Jesus yet:

(http://th00.deviantart.net/fs8/300W/i/2005/330/f/2/Che_Jesus_by_ramba.jpg)
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on August 23, 2010, 08:34:25 AM
I don't think Jesus' last words were that he craps on his mom's tits...
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: Alex Libman on August 23, 2010, 12:54:16 PM
Is that in reference to the Chefag?
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on August 23, 2010, 05:59:07 PM
short answer: yes

long answer: Me cago en las tetas de la Virgen María para que el Niño Jesús chupe mierda
Title: Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
Post by: Alex Libman on August 23, 2010, 08:34:48 PM
I don't think Che or anyone else in history really has achieved the same level of faggotry as Jesus.  I mean take this thread for example - I'm not even trying very hard, and most of the images go down (i.e. change URL's) pretty quickly, but that's still like a hundred solid Jesusfagporn images already!  Jesus is fag-sexualized everywhere you look!  You don't see that with Moses or Buddha or Muhammad or Gandhi or Lenin or Mickey Mouse or anyone else really.  Must be the abs...