Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]

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Ah, the classics...

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And, because raptors and zombies are gay too...

[Rillion]

Ah, a form of pareidolia I haven't yet seen. 

Wonder if the dog's owner is actually a believer?  It would be interesting to hear what message they think Jesus was sending them...

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And now... the mother of all Jesusfagporn images!  Behold:














(pause of awe)











Though I can's say I agree with the tacky Internet remake...

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First zoom out and look from the distance, then zoom in and look more closely... 

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A reminder, dear friends, that some pictures featured on this thread have already vanished from the Internet.  Savor and protect the ones that remain!


And now, a major announcement, headlined on Drudge, from The Sun -- Elton John claims Jesus was gay... --

Icons ... Elton John and Jesus

JESUS was GAY - according to the gospel of SIR ELTON JOHN.

The singer makes his controversial claim about the Lord in a new US interview that will enrage America's bible belt.

Elton, 62, declares as he pours out his heart to a magazine:  "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems."

He adds: "Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving.  I don't know what makes people so cruel.  Try being a gay woman in the Middle East - you're as good as dead."

He goes on in the same interview to describe how he and DAVID FURNISH, 47 - now his "husband" - first got together.

The pop veteran tells Parade magazine:  "I was attracted to David immediately.  He was very well dressed, very shy.  The next night we had dinner.

"After it, we fell in love very quickly."

He said of previous lovers:  "I'd always choose someone younger.  I wanted to smother them with love.  I'd take them around the world, try to educate them.

"One after another they got a Cartier watch, a Versace outfit, maybe a sports car.

"They didn't have jobs.  They were reliant on me.

"In six months they were bored and hated my guts because I'd taken their lives and self-worth away.  I hadn't intended to."

Well, there's no denying it now...

[hellbilly]

..talk about a second cumming..

*snare*

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What does the politically-correct afro-Jesus and crazy Mel Gibson Jesus have in common?






Some like it slow and smooth, while some like it rough and bloody, but they're both projections of BDSM sexuality to varying degrees!
















Oh, and it looks like all previously posted Jesus dildos got 404'ed, err, I mean "crucified", so I guess it's time to "resurrect" some:









... and, if all that Judeo-Roman assplay is making you thirsty:





... and, in case you're wondering how Michael Jackson got involved:







And now for the big finish:





Blasphemygasm, yaay! 

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No one else is contributing... 

That make Jesus sad...




Gee, I hope Jesus doesn't turn to drugs to fill the void left by your affections...












Well, honestly, it could be worse...

[TimeLady Victorious]

There are three types of homosexuals:

1. People who are happy with themselves and find another person of the same gender to be with

2. People who accept the CURE of JESUS for the ghey

3. Men who find Jesus and suck his cock

This thread is clearly about the third type of person.

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Wow...  That's gay on five different levels at the same time!