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AL the Inconspicuous

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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2009, 08:09:24 PM »

First you've said: "you sure wouldn't catch Allah having sex with grown men".  Allah (الله) is the Arabic word for God, used by Arab-speaking Muslims, Christians, Jews, etc.  Muslims are particularly careful to avoid depicting God as something that can be understood in human terms, so it would be an impossibility for their image of God to have sex, father children, kill himself, and so on.

Now you're talking about Muhammad (محمّد) - exemplary though he might have been, no one is claiming that he wasn't human (i.e. son of Allah, incarnation of Allah, etc - none of that).  Furthermore, Muhammad was born into a society where polygamy and child marriage were common, and the religion he invented (yes, invented) actually limited and discouraged those practices.  Sexual relationships with young girls have been considered desirable in most cultures up until the 19th century.

Anyways, where were we...  Oh, right:








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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2009, 11:21:50 PM »

Oh you.. such a stickler on religious deities and their sexual pursuits! You're a party-pooper and I'm always left with the shit end of the stick... er..
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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2009, 12:11:45 AM »

I actually clicked on this topic hoping for some stills from the lost film "Him."

I saw a couple once in a book I have, I was hoping some more might have shown up.
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AL the Inconspicuous

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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2009, 12:29:10 AM »

That film is so obscure I'm surprised it has a Wikipedia entry (while so many greater things get deemed unworthy and deleted).  No actual footage is known to still exist, online or off, so there's nothing to post in this thread.
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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2009, 09:40:44 AM »










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« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2009, 08:52:37 AM »


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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2009, 01:20:28 AM »

Is that necessary?

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AL the Inconspicuous

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« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2009, 02:11:25 AM »

Is that necessary?

Of course it is necessary - for the greater glory of man!  I will never cease striving for unprecedented excellence, going far and beyond to bring you the ULTIMATE in Jesusfagporn thread experience, a masterpiece that transcends not only barriers of gender and culture, but 50,000,000 years of evolution too!


It certainly doesn't seem to have anything to do with jesusfagporn.  :|

Well, the position of the upper limbs is sorta similar, as the heavenward glance is the very definition of blind faith that Messianic crucifiction was intended to represent, and that stand component protruding from below does look like an anal dildo screw of some sort, ready to drill its way upward, ever upward, ascending to the glory of the lord!


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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2009, 02:12:35 AM »

I think he was going for a crucified monkey thing, we're primates and all that.  Visible monkey genitalia BSDM homo-eroticism/bestiality/crucifixion.  

I'm not very pleased with myself that I "get" Alex.  


edit...  see?

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AL the Inconspicuous

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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2009, 08:14:28 AM »

YouTube embedding fix:


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And a new one:

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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #25 on: December 25, 2009, 11:33:06 AM »

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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #26 on: December 25, 2009, 02:58:02 PM »

First you've said: "you sure wouldn't catch Allah having sex with grown men".  Allah (الله) is the Arabic word for God, used by Arab-speaking Muslims, Christians, Jews, etc.  Muslims are particularly careful to avoid depicting God as something that can be understood in human terms, so it would be an impossibility for their image of God to have sex, father children, kill himself, and so on.

If Allah is God, and God is all-knowing, then God knows perfectly well what it's like to have man sex.
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AL the Inconspicuous

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« Reply #27 on: December 25, 2009, 03:31:51 PM »

I once created a cheesy little DOS game where anthropomorphic pixelated blobs ran around in a panic as you tried to hit them with a school-bus (overhead view).  You could also hit things that looked like wine bottles, which fuzzed up your controls for a while.  When you'd crash into a tree or a building your bus would catch on fire, and you had to run over a fire extinguisher to in the next 90 seconds or you lose.  I'm still proud of the flame animation I did.  Anyway, the point is - I created that game, but I've never ran anyone over with a school-bus before.  (The cops were never able to prove otherwise.)  Maybe God is like the same way?
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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2009, 05:23:01 PM »

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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #29 on: January 02, 2010, 01:02:12 AM »





Jesus knows the best way to get the taste of hairy scrotum out of his mouth:



Uh ohh, cocksucker's remorse - here comes pissed-off boyfriend-killer Jesus:



Some asshole enthusiasts just can't get Jesus out of their minds:


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