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AL the Inconspicuous

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Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« on: November 11, 2009, 12:41:49 PM »

No, this is not a mindless insult!  Faith in God is a projection of psycho-sexual energy, and the personification / trinitization of God into a 33-year-old charismatic commie demagogue -- who for some reason is typically depicted as a tall, lean, semi-naked Norwegian -- is deeply rooted in sexual admiration of the male figure.  Just like a submissive sexual partner, a believer in Jesus likes to get on his knees / bow, and meditate on the emotion of rejoicing in helpless worship of a dominant force.  The most intense prayer energizes the same portions of the brain as does performing fellatio or being the receiving partner in anal sex.














Feel free to post your favorite jesusfagporn.  I'll post more every time the Christian Anarchy gets bumped.  Oh - anyone posting pictures of Prophet Mohammad will be beheaded.  Seriously.  ;)

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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2009, 01:40:13 PM »

The most intense prayer energizes the same portions of the brain as does performing fellatio or being the receiving partner in anal sex.

Oh really? Please post that study; I'd be very interested to read it. 
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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2009, 02:28:34 PM »

I could pull a peer-reviewed study out of my ass, but that would ruin the joke.  ;)

It's funny because it seems unscientific - even if it is.
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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2009, 03:04:09 PM »

I could pull a peer-reviewed study out of my ass, but that would ruin the joke.  ;)

It's funny because it seems unscientific - even if it is.

No, it's really not funny.  Sorry. 
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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2009, 03:19:11 PM »

Then stop clicking / and go pray about it.  ;)
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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2009, 04:00:20 PM »

Then stop clicking / and go pray about it.  ;)


All it takes is "show," and I happen to be interested in religion and neurology.  So I asked you to share info.  If you're not willing to do so, I'm bored.  Seeya. 
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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2009, 04:53:12 PM »

This is pretty gay Libman.  Why are you downloading gay jesus porn?
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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2009, 05:12:57 PM »

To mock the "unique sensibility" of Christianity - obviously.  :twisted:

I mean, God or no God, worshiping on a semi-naked dude mounted on a BDSM fixture of some sort is pretty gay.  This thread moves that existing faggotry out of its subconscious closet.  Here's what praying to Jesus expresses, whether you're aware of it or not:



Amen?  :?

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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2009, 06:01:00 PM »

You sure wouldn't catch allah having sex with grown men.











..or women for that matter I suppose.
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AL the Inconspicuous

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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2009, 06:36:30 PM »

You sure wouldn't catch allah having sex with grown men.

Islam does not allow divine anthropomorphism - or even representational art of any sort.


..or women for that matter I suppose.









Hey now, this isn't "Excellent marylesbianporn", let's stay on-topic.  :lol:


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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2009, 09:54:05 PM »

Is it just me, or does gay sex look like not much fun?
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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2009, 10:00:59 PM »

Yeah, it's really disgusting, and inevitably leads to physical injury of the anus (on a long-enough time-line even incontinence), inadvertent consumption of fecal matter, hormonal problems (from ingesting other men's bodily fluids), and countless other diseases...  Christians are really sick for subconsciously fantasizing about it so much!

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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2009, 10:06:26 PM »

You sure wouldn't catch allah having sex with grown men.

Islam does not allow divine anthropomorphism - or even representational art of any sort.


..or women for that matter I suppose.

Hey now, this isn't "Excellent marylesbianporn", let's stay on-topic.  :lol:

Keyword was grown there Libman.. I thought you'd pick up on that! :)
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Re: Excellent jesusfagporn [NSFA]
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2009, 11:53:08 AM »








I don't get it.
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« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2009, 06:36:08 PM »

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Married to Aisha

Aisha was six or seven years old when betrothed to Muhammad. She stayed in her parents' home until the age of nine, when the marriage was consummated in Medina.[12][14][15][16] Both Aisha and Sawda, his two wives, were given apartments adjoined to the Al-Masjid al-Nabawi mosque.[13] Muhammad wished to divorce Sawda, who offered to give her turn of Muhammad's conjugal visit to Aisha to prevent this.[17]

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