Excellent breasts.

[Karrde188]

Yeah... I have maybe one or two girl "friends". We get together about once a month for about an hour or two maybe, smoke a bowl, drink a beer, shoot the shit, etc. but as far as close friends go, mine are all dudes.  Recently had a bad experience with a friend actually. Turns out she was a lesbian, in top of being a crazy fucking bitch, and she fell in love with me. Ugh, glad that mess is all cleaned up and out of the way.

Anyone we know?

[miamiballoonguy]

i threw up a little 

I understand the argument against viewing anorexic woman models but there is a HUGE difference between a natural healthy figure and a morbidly obese one. 

dude, do you even know what morbidly obese is?  Anything with a BMI of 40 0r higher.  There is NO way that chick is 100+ Pounds over weight.  Depending on her height, I don't even think she would be considered obese.  If so, she's borderline.  There is a big difference between obese and morbidly obese.

[miamiballoonguy]

thats of pretty unhealthy weight

Bullshit.

http://www.sho.com/site/video/brightcove/series/title.do?bcpid=1305032885&bclid=1318882554&bctid=1318882561

Well, until someone out there comes up with something better, I guess we are stuck with the BMI.

[Lindsey]

thats of pretty unhealthy weight

Bullshit.

http://www.sho.com/site/video/brightcove/series/title.do?bcpid=1305032885&bclid=1318882554&bctid=1318882561

Well, until someone out there comes up with something better, I guess we are stuck with the BMI.

BMI does suck.  When I went to the doctor on Tuesday I didn't lose or gain any weight...but I dropped two sizes in between that time.  I know this from the clothing I purchased.  Muscle weighs more than fat. 

[Jetfire]

thats of pretty unhealthy weight

Bullshit.

http://www.sho.com/site/video/brightcove/series/title.do?bcpid=1305032885&bclid=1318882554&bctid=1318882561

Well, until someone out there comes up with something better, I guess we are stuck with the BMI.

Hydrostatic Weighing

http://sportsmedicine.about.com/od/fitnessevalandassessment/g/UnderwaterWeigh.htm

[Lindsey]

That looks interesting.  I can't pull up the link very well on my Blackberry so I'll have to check it out when I get home.

[Soundwave]

Yeah... I have maybe one or two girl "friends". We get together about once a month for about an hour or two maybe, smoke a bowl, drink a beer, shoot the shit, etc. but as far as close friends go, mine are all dudes.  Recently had a bad experience with a friend actually. Turns out she was a lesbian, in top of being a crazy fucking bitch, and she fell in love with me. Ugh, glad that mess is all cleaned up and out of the way.

drama in the free state

Umm... not exactly. It had nothing to do with free-staters, and it wasn't really dramatic, just annoying.

[KDus]

Seen a couple videos. She just isn't convincing. It is easier to imagine she likes what I do to her when I look at still photos. Either way: my type.

[freeAgent]

Yup.

Lots of lovely looking ladies out there... just not any worth spending time with. 

I kid, sort of. Chicks are hot, but in my experience most are too crazy and emotional for me to handle, even just as close friends. For this reason, I could never be a lesbian. That, and well, I like penis.

That's kind of funny because most of my friends are females.  And no, I don't want to sleep with all of them.

[Lindsey]

Yup.

Lots of lovely looking ladies out there... just not any worth spending time with. 

I kid, sort of. Chicks are hot, but in my experience most are too crazy and emotional for me to handle, even just as close friends. For this reason, I could never be a lesbian. That, and well, I like penis.

That's kind of funny because most of my friends are females.  And no, I don't want to sleep with all of them.

Because they're ugly, right?   

[freeAgent]

Yup.

Lots of lovely looking ladies out there... just not any worth spending time with. 

I kid, sort of. Chicks are hot, but in my experience most are too crazy and emotional for me to handle, even just as close friends. For this reason, I could never be a lesbian. That, and well, I like penis.

That's kind of funny because most of my friends are females.  And no, I don't want to sleep with all of them.

Because they're ugly, right?   

Not necessarily, but being ugly does put you in that group.  Some of them are very religious or crazy and I know that a relationship just wouldn't work.

[Lindsey]

Yup.

Lots of lovely looking ladies out there... just not any worth spending time with. 

I kid, sort of. Chicks are hot, but in my experience most are too crazy and emotional for me to handle, even just as close friends. For this reason, I could never be a lesbian. That, and well, I like penis.

That's kind of funny because most of my friends are females.  And no, I don't want to sleep with all of them.

Because they're ugly, right?   

Not necessarily, but being ugly does put you in that group.  Some of them are very religious or crazy and I know that a relationship just wouldn't work.

There's a difference between having a relationship and sleeping with someone.   

[BobRobertson]

There's a difference between having a relationship and sleeping with someone.   

A statement demonstrating not just sanity, but emotional stability.

Please, have children. Humanity needs your genes.

[freeAgent]

Yup.

Lots of lovely looking ladies out there... just not any worth spending time with.  

I kid, sort of. Chicks are hot, but in my experience most are too crazy and emotional for me to handle, even just as close friends. For this reason, I could never be a lesbian. That, and well, I like penis.

That's kind of funny because most of my friends are females.  And no, I don't want to sleep with all of them.

Because they're ugly, right?  

Not necessarily, but being ugly does put you in that group.  Some of them are very religious or crazy and I know that a relationship just wouldn't work.

There's a difference between having a relationship and sleeping with someone.  

Yes, I'm aware of that.  However, at least at this point in my life, I won't sleep with someone I'm not in a relationship with.  Anyway, sorry to derail the "discussion" here :

[Lindsey]

There's a difference between having a relationship and sleeping with someone.   

A statement demonstrating not just sanity, but emotional stability.

Please, have children. Humanity needs your genes.

As much as I appreciate the sentiment, I don't plan on having any children - and neither does my boyfriend.  I'll just have to start giving motivational speeches or something to spread my wisdom to the minds of other young men and women.