Excellent breasts.

[Keels]

However, I don't like stretch marks on breasts so I'd rather not have them in my face with the lights on.

Bah. A woman with stretch marks is real, not some silicone half-cyborg that looks like she got her body sculpted by Versace.

That could literally be a picture of my chest... it's almost scary. I would never wear that top though...

 

[Rillion]

That must be a magic shirt.  It looks like if you buttoned up that one button, it would actually stay shut and not gape!  I can never find button-down shirts that don't gape....

[miamiballoonguy]

They don't have a problem with them....but they don't really seek them out, either.

I think that in general, women just aren't as fussed about guys' bodies.  They have preferences, but when push comes to shove I don't think we're as likely to have a "type."  There are a ton of girls with nice bodies dating pudgy guys, but it's not because they have a thing for pudgy guys.....that's just who they ended up with. 

Or maybe I'm just projecting.  My dating history is all over the map, body shape-wise.   

That's exactly what all my sisters keep telling me.

[Brooklyn Red Leg]

However, I don't like stretch marks on breasts so I'd rather not have them in my face with the lights on.

Bah. A woman with stretch marks is real, not some silicone half-cyborg that looks like she got her body sculpted by Versace.

That could literally be a picture of my chest... it's almost scary. I would never wear that top though...

 

Pics or it didn't happen.

Ok, yes, really bad joke in poor taste. Anyway, I believe that is supposed to be a corset. She just opened the top end to give us a view.

[Keels]

Check with Lindsey, she’s got some proof…she’s seen mah bewbs several times.

It’s totally weird to me though because I’ve never seen another set that look EXACTLY like mine in every way…it’s like we are titty twins. Its just like looking in the mirror, even our hands look the same. I would swear that's a pic of me if I owned a shitty pink and black corset. I just don’t like pink/black combos, it’s too Hot Topic for me.

[Brooklyn Red Leg]

Check with Lindsey, she’s got some proof…she’s seen mah bewbs several times.

It’s totally weird to me though because I’ve never seen another set that look EXACTLY like mine in every way…it’s like we are titty twins. Its just like looking in the mirror, even our hands look the same. I would swear that's a pic of me if I owned a shitty pink and black corset. I just don’t like pink/black combos, it’s too Hot Topic for me.

Ah, now you have me intrigued. What, pray tell, colour corsets do you favour? And I'll have to page Lindsey and get this confirmation of bewbageness.

[Keels]

I prefer solid color ones if I'm going to wear one... or very simple ones.

I actually own a similar one to this...



when I was going thru my gothic dance clubs phase I would wear them with a black skirt knee highs and boots. I thought I was a badass.

Hopefully Linds remembers…it’s been a while. 

[Brooklyn Red Leg]

I prefer solid color ones if I'm going to wear one... or very simple ones.

I actually own a similar one to this...



when I was going thru my gothic dance clubs phase I would wear them with a black skirt knee highs and boots. I thought I was a badass.

Ahem....excuse me while I go dunk my head into a bucket of icewater.

[Jetfire]

 

[Rillion]

when I was going thru my gothic dance clubs phase I would wear them with a black skirt knee highs and boots. I thought I was a badass.

No worries about it falling down while dancing? 

[Keels]

not really...goths tend to dance rather slow. There had to be some adjusting here and there. I would usually be having too much fun to even notice..or too drunk. Ahhhh the good old days...

[LordMarius]

not really...goths tend to dance rather slow. There had to be some adjusting here and there. I would usually be having too much fun to even notice..or too drunk. Ahhhh the good old days...

I fuckin' hate the goths with their dramaticly flailing slow ass dancing. Dancing = Stomping and punching invisibl ninjas

[Keels]

hahahaha so true. Goths do punch alot...its all that anger they have deep inside.

[LordMarius]

hahahaha so true. Goths do punch alot...its all that anger they have deep inside.

No, no, punching and stomping is the good stuff. The goth girls, however, don't do that. They just wag from side to side like they're autists, and flail slowly with their arms in a "dramatic" fashion.

[Lindsey]

Those did kinda look like Keely's boobs.