Dumbest. Tattoo. Evar.

[Riddler]

gerber?
don't they make mush for babies?

leatherman

sounds cool
sounds manly
named after the inventor----could that be any cooler?   the fucking dudes name is LEATHERMAN
sounds like a fucking super hero

all others are poseurs

sorry guy

(ps....i can one-hand the leatherman.....sno-big-deal)

al: the only trump card you got is the fact you were wrench-turning on a fucking mine-sweeper.
you could tell me your plastic picnic-ware set was superior & this nigga would bow down b4 thee.
carry on

[Riddler]

Fuck you and your insults.

ken.....
you're gonna let ''dickie'' rile you?
he's got ZERO room to be slinging insults

[Fred]

I got one of these Gerbers - found it walking by the river!

Never had a leatherman, but its hard to beat that Gerber steel!

[Fred]

[Fred]

[Riddler]

game over, niggers

http://www.leatherman.com/Products/story.asp?id=1275&c=63

[alaric89]

game over, niggers

http://www.leatherman.com/Products/story.asp?id=1275&c=63

Do you use your pocket knife to do shit or deflect bullets, what are you a Jedi? Besides I call bullshit on that link.
I want woman to chime in on the fanny pack thing. When I lived in Germany I had to get a ear ring, it was the only way to get laid. A chick comes on here and says she would never fuck a dude who wears a handy light recreational tool belt I'll side with the nay sayers.*
*Discloser I carry my handy dandy Gerber in a sheath, but many times on bicycle trips with my family I have thought about getting a fanny pack.

[LTKoblinsky]

handy light recreational tool belt

OK, now you're just trying too hard.

[yamnuska]

just as bad as a chain wallet, yet.........
you're more likely to die a horrible death shit-talkin a chain-wallet dude (& his friends)
than a fanny-pack fucker

you fucking people need to carry around THAT much shit?

cell phone in pocket clip holder
cash in pocket
wallet in pocket
gun in ankle or uncle mikes hideaway holster in wasteband

the fuck else you need?

less'n you're a broad

Basically, a wallet, keys, comb, pen, lip balm (it's Colorado) nail clippers, swiss army knife, Aleve, vitamins...nothing that won't fit in a small fanny pack...and most of which I normally keep in my car.  It really doesn't have a fucking thing to do with being "a broad."

I'm a transexual and I don't carry around that much shit. I take a satchel with money, cards and some lipstick or lip gloss. Sometimes I might have some gum in a pocket as well.

[Riddler]

you might need a fanny pack if you have one of these:

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[yamnuska]

you might need a fanny pack if you have one of these:

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But if I had a fanny I could just stick it up there and have ready made storage. Fanny in the UK means cunt. All these people are walking around the US with a cuntpack. Men have been cuntified without even knowing about it. Lots of men play with their fanny packs, they open and close them, squeeze them, insert a finger or two in them when they are looking for something, they are playing with their fanny.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fanny

http://www.concierge.com/cntraveler/articles/501630

[Fred]

game over, niggers

http://www.leatherman.com/Products/story.asp?id=1275&c=63

Okay, maybe game over for leatherman versus gerber....

My son was in the airforce and during his 6 year obigation, he served in Iraq three times between 04-08.  He's a civil engineer and his main job was to rebuild shit we  blew up in the first gulf war. 

Anyway, they issued him a benchmade switchblade that he gave to me.   These bitches are tough!  They only sell these to law enforcement or military.  The switchblades ones I mean.

http://www.benchmade.com/products/741

[LTKoblinsky]

Buddy of mine has a whole collection of these he got from trading MRE's and American pocket knives to the locals for them.

[Turd Ferguson]

[Cognitive Dissident]

just as bad as a chain wallet, yet.........
you're more likely to die a horrible death shit-talkin a chain-wallet dude (& his friends)
than a fanny-pack fucker

you fucking people need to carry around THAT much shit?

cell phone in pocket clip holder
cash in pocket
wallet in pocket
gun in ankle or uncle mikes hideaway holster in wasteband

the fuck else you need?

less'n you're a broad

Basically, a wallet, keys, comb, pen, lip balm (it's Colorado) nail clippers, swiss army knife, Aleve, vitamins...nothing that won't fit in a small fanny pack...and most of which I normally keep in my car.  It really doesn't have a fucking thing to do with being "a broad."

I'm a transexual and I don't carry around that much shit. I take a satchel with money, cards and some lipstick or lip gloss. Sometimes I might have some gum in a pocket as well.

Congratulations.