Dumbest. Tattoo. Evar.

[anarchir]

Lol, its supposed to have seven leaves. And not look anything like how the tattoo depicts it. FAIL indeed.

[Rillion]

Believe it or not, it's not cannabis, either.

Supposed to be Japanese Maple:

The War On Weed, And By Weed I Mean Weeds In General
KRIS-TV reports from Corpus Christi, Texas:

    What was initally thought to be one of the largest marijuana plant seizures in the police department's history turned into what amounted to a city park cleanup Thursday night.

    Shortly after 8:00pm, a teen riding his bike through Waldron Park in Flour Bluff discovered what he thought were marijuana plants growing there.

    Police later hauled away 300-400 medium-sized plants that they also believed [were] marijuana.

    If fact, officers only stopped collecting the plants because it got too dark, and planned to return in the morning to look around for more.

    However, after spending more than an hour removing and tagging the hundreds of plants, then hauling it all down [to] the police department downtown, testing revealed that none of it was marijuana at all.

    Embarrassed officers haven't given any word yet on what the plants actually were.


Binky|5.23.10 @ 6:20PM|#

It would be funny if they turned out to be Japanese maples planted by the park service.

[John Shaw]

Heehee!

[anarchir]

Bet it was ragweed lol. Thats pretty funny.

[Bill Brasky]

I like the samurai tattoo.  It has the warmask and doesn't afraid of anything.

I've decided to get a samurai tattoo, but there are conditions.  I will draw the tattoo, and then give it to a gifted artist for artistic perfection.

I will then build a wooden pagoda in my back yard, nothing fancy, but it will be good, because I don't build shit.  The surrounding area will be combed sand, with several artfully arranged bonzai trees.  In that pagoda, amid those surroundings, I will be tattooed with my image by a professional tattoo artist of my choice. 

I will take into my body the substances of my choice.  It may be chicken, or it may be beer, or pot, or cocaine, or any combination of the aforementioned.  There will probably be glasses of icewater involved, because I always enjoy a nice sip of icewater.

During the time of tattooing, I will be taking visitors.  There will be invitees, and some may call sporadically, but I may reject them from my audience.  I will not allow certain people access to my tattoo experience because I will not want to absorb their negativity into my body art. 

If all goes well, this ritual will be performed in the private rear yard of a veterinary clinic.  I may or may not decide to euthanize a number of pets during the experience.  Those details are obviously impossible to determine in advance.

[anarchir]

Will there be beer directly from a wooden cask, ornately carved a hundred years ago?
Will the flask from which you drink be wrought of iron and hefty to hold?

[blackie]

I may or may not decide to euthanize a number of pets during the experience. 

That's what I'm doing today, but just one pet.

[Bill Brasky]

I may or may not decide to euthanize a number of pets during the experience. 

That's what I'm doing today, but just one pet.

Aw.  Hopefully not the little bug-eyed freak dog. 

[Cognitive Dissident]

Believe it or not, it's not cannabis, either.

Supposed to be Japanese Maple:

The War On Weed, And By Weed I Mean Weeds In General
KRIS-TV reports from Corpus Christi, Texas:

    What was initally thought to be one of the largest marijuana plant seizures in the police department's history turned into what amounted to a city park cleanup Thursday night.

    Shortly after 8:00pm, a teen riding his bike through Waldron Park in Flour Bluff discovered what he thought were marijuana plants growing there.

    Police later hauled away 300-400 medium-sized plants that they also believed [were] marijuana.

    If fact, officers only stopped collecting the plants because it got too dark, and planned to return in the morning to look around for more.

    However, after spending more than an hour removing and tagging the hundreds of plants, then hauling it all down [to] the police department downtown, testing revealed that none of it was marijuana at all.

    Embarrassed officers haven't given any word yet on what the plants actually were.


Binky|5.23.10 @ 6:20PM|#

It would be funny if they turned out to be Japanese maples planted by the park service.

I was just thinking "Shit!  I need some of those Japanese maples in my back yard!"

[blackie]

I may or may not decide to euthanize a number of pets during the experience. 

That's what I'm doing today, but just one pet.

Aw.  Hopefully not the little bug-eyed freak dog. 

It was, but not the blunt smoking one. It was a was sixteen years old dog that hasn't been able to walk/stand for a week. I killed him with helium in the funspot parking lot, then played a game of Donkey Kong. I buried him in Grafton.

[Bill Brasky]

I killed him with helium in the funspot parking lot, then played a game of Donkey Kong. I buried him in Grafton.

Does it make me bad that I lol'd at that?

I love my pets, but I'm kinda like that myself.  Their road is short and happy. 

[Riddler]

I killed him with helium in the funspot parking lot,

did he have a high-pitched yap w/ the helium?

[anarchir]

I'd say those are exceptions  to the  rule. Generally, its better to have one on than to not.

[Rillion]

Turns out it was Horse Mint.  I'd call this one a win.

[Cognitive Dissident]

Google's Image Cache for Horse Mint seems to reveal at least one variety of the plant with nice big, colorful colas, but on further inspection--not really much of a cannabis lookalike.



If they smell nice, I might consider putting a bunch in the back yard.