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Free Talk Live => General => Topic started by: John Shaw on May 23, 2010, 12:14:18 AM
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I'm ashamed to say that I know this guy.
(http://www.slackcentral.com/images/simtat.jpg)
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What the fuck IS that? :shock:
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Samurai Mask...not so great done, but those masks are rather neat.
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Also, flowers and neclace...dumb.
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There are obviously contenders for that title.
Here's a few I found with a simple google image search:
(http://worsttattoos.net/wp-content/gallery/worst-tattoos-1/1d08f33efd951d54_stupid_tattoo.jpg)
(http://www.andreaharner.com/499142480_9aa7caef52.jpg)
(http://oldstersview.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/tattoo.jpg)
(http://www.quizlaw.com/blog/images/f-you-forehead-tattoo.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B1LlYh6iKqs/StAFFTxsg1I/AAAAAAAABBg/3Khx1QaVud0/s400/funny-dumb-tattoo-12.png)
(http://retardzone.com/uploads/2007/09/tattoo-better-judgement-01.jpg)
(http://www.tattooblog.org/images/misfit-facial-tattoo_49.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B1LlYh6iKqs/Ss_7AN-2uOI/AAAAAAAABAQ/0agFhxzty-A/s400/funny-dumb-tattoo-2.jpg)
(http://binagupta.sulekha.com/mstore/binagupta/albums/default/dumb_tattoo03b4c3_HK6JA_15992.jpg)
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this is one of my faves
:D
(http://www.themovieblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/swayze-centaur.jpg)
it is not on me or anyone i know, but i'd rock that shit LOL
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Bald guy with lawnmower is funny.
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Bald guy with lawnmower is funny.
I knew this gay guy who wanted a tattoo of a bunny pushing a law mower across his pubic hair. His plan was to shave a strip of his pubs so it looked like a line of mowing. Sounded to me like a lot of painful aggravation of a joke but at least it wouldn't show in public.
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Sort of like a paint-on birth control.
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that horse dude looks like patrick swayze.
amiright?
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that horse dude looks like patrick swayze.
amiright?
yes sir!
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I know someone who has "BEVIS" tattooed on his arm. He, and his tattooing friend, were both drunk at the time, and attempting to tattoo "BEAVIS".
I'm not sure if "BEVIS" is any better, or worse, than "BEAVIS", but it earned him the nickname, "Bevis", and the notoriety among many as having the dumbest tattoo around.
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Also, flowers and neclace...dumb.
Those aren't flowers.
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Also, flowers and neclace...dumb.
Those aren't flowers.
Oh, you're right. They're just very poorly done.
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Believe it or not, it's not cannabis, either.
Supposed to be Japanese Maple:
(http://www.soulofthegarden.com/Images/April06JapaneseMapleLeavesCU.jpg)
Which means that he even failed at failing.
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Lol, its supposed to have seven leaves. And not look anything like how the tattoo depicts it. FAIL indeed.
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Believe it or not, it's not cannabis, either.
Supposed to be Japanese Maple:
The War On Weed, And By Weed I Mean Weeds In General (http://reason.com/blog/2010/05/23/the-war-on-weed-and-by-weed-i?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+reason%2FHitandRun+%28Reason+Online+-+Hit+%26+Run+Blog%29&utm_content=Bloglines)
KRIS-TV reports from Corpus Christi, Texas:
What was initally thought to be one of the largest marijuana plant seizures in the police department's history turned into what amounted to a city park cleanup Thursday night.
Shortly after 8:00pm, a teen riding his bike through Waldron Park in Flour Bluff discovered what he thought were marijuana plants growing there.
Police later hauled away 300-400 medium-sized plants that they also believed [were] marijuana.
If fact, officers only stopped collecting the plants because it got too dark, and planned to return in the morning to look around for more.
However, after spending more than an hour removing and tagging the hundreds of plants, then hauling it all down [to] the police department downtown, testing revealed that none of it was marijuana at all.
Embarrassed officers haven't given any word yet on what the plants actually were.
Binky|5.23.10 @ 6:20PM|#
It would be funny if they turned out to be Japanese maples planted by the park service.
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Heehee!
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Bet it was ragweed lol. Thats pretty funny.
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I like the samurai tattoo. It has the warmask and doesn't afraid of anything.
I've decided to get a samurai tattoo, but there are conditions. I will draw the tattoo, and then give it to a gifted artist for artistic perfection.
I will then build a wooden pagoda in my back yard, nothing fancy, but it will be good, because I don't build shit. The surrounding area will be combed sand, with several artfully arranged bonzai trees. In that pagoda, amid those surroundings, I will be tattooed with my image by a professional tattoo artist of my choice.
I will take into my body the substances of my choice. It may be chicken, or it may be beer, or pot, or cocaine, or any combination of the aforementioned. There will probably be glasses of icewater involved, because I always enjoy a nice sip of icewater.
During the time of tattooing, I will be taking visitors. There will be invitees, and some may call sporadically, but I may reject them from my audience. I will not allow certain people access to my tattoo experience because I will not want to absorb their negativity into my body art.
If all goes well, this ritual will be performed in the private rear yard of a veterinary clinic. I may or may not decide to euthanize a number of pets during the experience. Those details are obviously impossible to determine in advance.
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Will there be beer directly from a wooden cask, ornately carved a hundred years ago?
Will the flask from which you drink be wrought of iron and hefty to hold?
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I may or may not decide to euthanize a number of pets during the experience.
That's what I'm doing today, but just one pet.
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I may or may not decide to euthanize a number of pets during the experience.
That's what I'm doing today, but just one pet.
Aw. Hopefully not the little bug-eyed freak dog.
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Believe it or not, it's not cannabis, either.
Supposed to be Japanese Maple:
The War On Weed, And By Weed I Mean Weeds In General (http://reason.com/blog/2010/05/23/the-war-on-weed-and-by-weed-i?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+reason%2FHitandRun+%28Reason+Online+-+Hit+%26+Run+Blog%29&utm_content=Bloglines)
KRIS-TV reports from Corpus Christi, Texas:
What was initally thought to be one of the largest marijuana plant seizures in the police department's history turned into what amounted to a city park cleanup Thursday night.
Shortly after 8:00pm, a teen riding his bike through Waldron Park in Flour Bluff discovered what he thought were marijuana plants growing there.
Police later hauled away 300-400 medium-sized plants that they also believed [were] marijuana.
If fact, officers only stopped collecting the plants because it got too dark, and planned to return in the morning to look around for more.
However, after spending more than an hour removing and tagging the hundreds of plants, then hauling it all down [to] the police department downtown, testing revealed that none of it was marijuana at all.
Embarrassed officers haven't given any word yet on what the plants actually were.
Binky|5.23.10 @ 6:20PM|#
It would be funny if they turned out to be Japanese maples planted by the park service.
I was just thinking "Shit! I need some of those Japanese maples in my back yard!"
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I may or may not decide to euthanize a number of pets during the experience.
That's what I'm doing today, but just one pet.
Aw. Hopefully not the little bug-eyed freak dog.
It was, but not the blunt smoking one. It was a was sixteen years old dog that hasn't been able to walk/stand for a week. I killed him with helium in the funspot parking lot, then played a game of Donkey Kong. I buried him in Grafton.
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I killed him with helium in the funspot parking lot, then played a game of Donkey Kong. I buried him in Grafton.
Does it make me bad that I lol'd at that?
I love my pets, but I'm kinda like that myself. Their road is short and happy.
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I killed him with helium in the funspot parking lot,
did he have a high-pitched yap w/ the helium?
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I'd say those are exceptions to the rule. Generally, its better to have one on than to not.
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Turns out it was Horse Mint. I'd call this one a win.
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129193671045222155.jpg)
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Google's Image Cache for Horse Mint (http://www.google.com/images?client=safari&rls=en&q=horse+mint&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=fowCTLLvKobYNfm6uTs&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CDAQsAQwAA) seems to reveal at least one variety of the plant with nice big, colorful colas, but on further inspection--not really much of a cannabis lookalike.
(http://www.creamgravy.com/images/horse_mint_m2_6.JPG)
If they smell nice, I might consider putting a bunch in the back yard.
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In and unrelated search I found this Tattoo and had to share. It is a bad tattoo and wasn't poster previously. Enjoy....
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMGToFT2EZdEoizgLHJC3NNyBCzuVB-5jg_vSXKKi7G3r-QLGGPw)
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pillsbury dough boy taking the quaker oats dude up the ass while on a croissant?
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pillsbury dough boy taking the quaker oats dude up the ass while on a croissant?
It's little Debbie, on a chocolate roll
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phew.
i thought it was more gayness.
carry on, then
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pillsbury dough boy taking the quaker oats dude up the ass while on a croissant?
It's little Debbie, on a chocolate roll
Oh, thank goodness. Because that would've just been weird.
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pillsbury dough boy taking the quaker oats dude up the ass while on a croissant?
It's little Debbie, on a chocolate roll
Oh, thank goodness. Because that would've just been weird.
Damn it! I was going to agree with Dragline...things have been a little too gay here lately. But then Dale posts something that makes me laugh. :lol:
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Damn it! I was going to agree with Dragline...things have been a little too gay here lately. But then Dale posts something that makes me laugh. :lol:
"Too gay"-- what a silly expression. That's like "too awesome".
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Damn it! I was going to agree with Dragline...things have been a little too gay here lately. But then Dale posts something that makes me laugh. :lol:
"Too gay"-- what a silly expression. That's like "too awesome".
Objectively, I think it falls under "matters of taste," so I'll give the nod to the assertion that "too gay" is possible (though I don't seem to give a rat's ass any more.)
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perez hilton is ''too gay''
liberace was ''too gay''
there certainly IS such a thing as overly/too gay, even you fags agree.......re: the hyper-flamboyant queers that are posterboys for the stereotype
the obnoxiously bull-dyke lesbo
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There is also such a thing as "too serious". :?
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Well, at least I tried to be tactful. 8)
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There is also such a thing as "too serious". :?
just the facts, ma'am
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Well, at least I tried to be tactful. 8)
you all know homey don't play that game.
i dont:
sugarcoat
pussyfoot
dance @
play the PC card
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Well, at least I tried to be tactful. 8)
you all know homey don't play that game.
i dont:
sugarcoat
pussyfoot
dance @
play the PC card
Notice how I didn't say PC, I said tact. Notice how I didn't say people "should be comfortable" with "gayness." It's clearly a matter of taste, and having been one who was quite averse to it, I understand that. It's still not for me, but I guess it doesn't bug me like it used to.
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Well, at least I tried to be tactful. 8)
you all know homey don't play that game.
i dont:
sugarcoat
pussyfoot
dance @
play the PC card
Notice how I didn't say PC, I said tact. Notice how I didn't say people "should be comfortable" with "gayness." It's clearly a matter of taste, and having been one who was quite averse to it, I understand that. It's still not for me, but I guess it doesn't bug me like it used to.
you go Ken!
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pillsbury dough boy taking the quaker oats dude up the ass while on a croissant?
It's little Debbie, on a chocolate roll
Certainly hope that is a Little Debbie chocolate roll and not a croissant. Croissants make me uncomfortable. The way it is pronounced alone is icky. Then there is all that buttery flakeness that is just so unnatural. Most people are some where in the middle on croissants, at times they like them at other times not so much. Not me, I am always never interested in croissants. It make me sick to even think of what people are doing with croissants behind closed doors. Ick!
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i like to lick it before i eat it
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i like to lick it before i eat it
Eeewwww! Gross.
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suck on it a little bit too
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that's why i like the pillsbury people.
they said, ''fuck you french cocksuckers, and your french fag-words.....we're gonna call 'em CRESCENT rolls''
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hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
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pillsbury dough boy taking the quaker oats dude up the ass while on a croissant?
It's little Debbie, on a chocolate roll
Certainly hope that is a Little Debbie chocolate roll and not a croissant. Croissants make me uncomfortable. The way it is pronounced alone is icky. Then there is all that buttery flakeness that is just so unnatural. Most people are some where in the middle on croissants, at times they like them at other times not so much. Not me, I am always never interested in croissants. It make me sick to even think of what people are doing with croissants behind closed doors. Ick!
I've always hated that shit, but I *do* like French fries, and French toast ain't bad either.
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It's a Ding-Dong, not a choco roll. You guys shoulda figured that out with all the gay talk.
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It's a Ding-Dong, not a choco roll. You guys shoulda figured that out with all the gay talk.
It does not look like a ding dong. Can't be positive though. I've only seen one in my whole life from one particular angle. Dale?
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It's a Ding-Dong, not a choco roll. You guys shoulda figured that out with all the gay talk.
you talk shit, negroe.
only way to see da inner woikins of ANY rolled cake-product, is if'n you peel off th outer waxy-chocolate (in name only) shell, fool.
could be a feckin hostess product.....ie: yodel?
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Instead of hating on ugly tattoos' and fags, we should all agree we hate
FANNY PACKS!!!!!!♠
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XU9x8G7khv0/TRJ0IuoR5NI/AAAAAAAAQ_I/TI2y0w40MtY/s1600/fannypaack.jpg)
(http://www.homesecurityguru.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hulk_hogan_fanny_pack2.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LNqgafQUNks/SspcN9qcVzI/AAAAAAAABQ4/X-0A3lzSAQk/s400/ChuckNorrisFannyPack.png)
(http://danasdirt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/mr-motivator-fanny-pack-1-400x600.jpg)
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcScU0cYVbEXIm1Xx5aopzhAnncdCZCCjdb1NIa9WMZpfeikZ8iVHA)
(http://www.femita.com/wp-content/uploads/fanny-pack.jpg)
(http://elevenmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/cimg1462.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wb8bAl1P-N0/TIZMpIYfH6I/AAAAAAAAQfQ/SRBj2OYi-0Y/s1600/fanny+pack.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UYCy41CrQi4/TKJ_73CNihI/AAAAAAAAAaA/_OpN9cBul2s/s400/deer-fur-fanny-pack.jpg)
(http://aaroneaves.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/tyler-fanny-pack.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UYCy41CrQi4/TNorEv4Wo-I/AAAAAAAAAbc/X3sihiDHJm0/s400/family-jewels-fannypack.jpg)
I HATE THEM, YOU SHOULD TOO!
Fuck, I could post on for days of this obscenity!
As a matter of fact, I might start a fanny pack hating thread in the near future!
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Fanny packs work for me in the summer when I want to carry shit around and have no jacket on.
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you live in Norway? were you originally living in the states?
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(http://aaroneaves.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/tyler-fanny-pack.jpg)
I'm a little embarrassed to admit it, but I'd hit that. The fanny pack has to go but I love the Einstein hair.
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how bout this? (http://i1212.photobucket.com/albums/cc443/D3A220W/hot_girls_and_cars.jpg)
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daley just threw up in his mouth, fred
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daley just threw up in his mouth, fred
Dood... It would take quite a bit more than that. Maybe someone grabbing my head and forcing my face into her naked crotch or something, but not a picture. Don't project.
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Can we start calling you Dalely? (the word Deilig pronounced the same way means something that feels real good in Norwegian. "Fucking Porsche chick hard from behind while she caressed the British registered Porsche 911 was deilig.")
That would be awesome. 8)
Not as awesome as Neal, but pretty awesome.
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Fanny packs work for me in the summer when I want to carry shit around and have no jacket on.
Unacceptable. A man purse is more acceptable than a fanny pack.
First fashion tip is free, next one is gonna cost you.
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Can we start calling you Dalely? (the word Deilig pronounced the same way means something that feels real good in Norwegian.
May as well. Everyone's getting nicknames around here and I couldn't get Dalebert to stick. What's Neal's nickname?
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Fanny packs work for me in the summer when I want to carry shit around and have no jacket on.
Unacceptable. A man purse is more acceptable than a fanny pack.
First fashion tip is free, next one is gonna cost you.
Of course, I don't give a shit about fashion, which I think is probably typical of liberty loving types.
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I HATE THEM, YOU SHOULD TOO!
Fuck, I could post on for days of this obscenity!
As a matter of fact, I might start a fanny pack hating thread in the near future!
You would be happy to know in my younger pre-NAP days I once punched a young kid (21?) that dared to step into my local watering hole wearing one. Knocked him out. His friends had to drag him out the door while calling me an asshole. He never got more than five steps into the establishment and never came back wearing one. The regulars cheered and then went back to watching the football game and drinking beer.
This was pre-NAP of course. But I am fairly certain still that fanny packs are an initiation of violence. So it still might be okay. I'm just waiting for confirmation from the national NAP office.
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Man... if I wear a convenient baggie thing, and walk into the wrong bar in Vegas.. Davann will kick my ass.... but Hulk Hogan wears one and he is one of my heroes.....god what a dilemma.....
I wait with great interest on the NAP board decision.
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just as bad as a chain wallet, yet.........
you're more likely to die a horrible death shit-talkin a chain-wallet dude (& his friends)
than a fanny-pack fucker
you fucking people need to carry around THAT much shit?
cell phone in pocket clip holder
cash in pocket
wallet in pocket
gun in ankle or uncle mikes hideaway holster in wasteband
the fuck else you need?
less'n you're a broad
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I was wrong. It's not a Ding Dong.
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just as bad as a chain wallet, yet.........
you're more likely to die a horrible death shit-talkin a chain-wallet dude (& his friends)
than a fanny-pack fucker
you fucking people need to carry around THAT much shit?
cell phone in pocket clip holder
cash in pocket
wallet in pocket
gun in ankle or uncle mikes hideaway holster in wasteband
the fuck else you need?
less'n you're a broad
Basically, a wallet, keys, comb, pen, lip balm (it's Colorado) nail clippers, swiss army knife, Aleve, vitamins...nothing that won't fit in a small fanny pack...and most of which I normally keep in my car. It really doesn't have a fucking thing to do with being "a broad."
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ken, ken, ken
you lost me after lip balm.
i carry a chapstick, wallet & pen in my right front pocket (the ass-cheek-pocket wallet maneuver went out w/ the advent of chiropractors)
leatherman(indispensable for the actionable man) on a belt
the nail-clipper/vitamin-pill (sorry) faggotry?
i take my vitamins at home.
i clip my nails at home.
i bet most people do.
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just as bad as a chain wallet, yet.........
you're more likely to die a horrible death shit-talkin a chain-wallet dude (& his friends)
than a fanny-pack fucker
you fucking people need to carry around THAT much shit?
cell phone in pocket clip holder
cash in pocket
wallet in pocket
gun in ankle or uncle mikes hideaway holster in wasteband
the fuck else you need?
less'n you're a broad
Basically, a wallet, keys, comb, pen, lip balm (it's Colorado) nail clippers, swiss army knife, Aleve, vitamins...nothing that won't fit in a small fanny pack...and most of which I normally keep in my car. It really doesn't have a fucking thing to do with being "a broad."
LOL.....and people say I'm gay.
Why the fuck would anybody need to walk around with nail clippers for? Most of the items in this list are highly questionable. WTF is "Aleve"??? That's hand lotion, right??? *sigh*
I also bet when Ken says "lip balm", it's not even one of those crusty chapstick tube kinds that you've had kicking around for the last 10 years.....I bet when Ken says, "lip balm", he means that kind that smells like strawberries, and comes in a little jar, and you have to dip yer finger into it.......... like a pure girl.
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ken, ken, ken
you lost me after lip balm.
i carry a chapstick, wallet & pen in my right front pocket (the ass-cheek-pocket wallet maneuver went out w/ the advent of chiropractors)
leatherman(indispensable for the actionable man) on a belt
the nail-clipper/vitamin-pill (sorry) faggotry?
i take my vitamins at home.
i clip my nails at home.
i bet most people do.
I use Carmex, in a tube. It tends to get nasty in a pocket (heat.) I take my vitamins with food, which often is not at home. I clip my nails when the get screwed up, which often is not at home. I have no fucking idea what other people do--it doesn't concern me. As for faggotry, no you're not sorry, you're a bigot, and it that has to do with you, not me.
just as bad as a chain wallet, yet.........
you're more likely to die a horrible death shit-talkin a chain-wallet dude (& his friends)
than a fanny-pack fucker
you fucking people need to carry around THAT much shit?
cell phone in pocket clip holder
cash in pocket
wallet in pocket
gun in ankle or uncle mikes hideaway holster in wasteband
the fuck else you need?
less'n you're a broad
Basically, a wallet, keys, comb, pen, lip balm (it's Colorado) nail clippers, swiss army knife, Aleve, vitamins...nothing that won't fit in a small fanny pack...and most of which I normally keep in my car. It really doesn't have a fucking thing to do with being "a broad."
LOL.....and people say I'm gay.
Why the fuck would anybody need to walk around with nail clippers for? Most of the items in this list are highly questionable. WTF is "Aleve"??? That's hand lotion, right??? *sigh*
I also bet when Ken say "lip balm", it's not even one of those crusty chapstick tube kinds that you've had kicking around for the last 10 years.....I bet when Ken says, "lip balm", he means that kind that smells like strawberries, and comes in a little jar, and you have to dip yer finger into it.......... like a pure girl.
Aleve is not hand lotion. It's an analgesic pill, for intermittent PAIN from a permanent ailment, which I cannot schedule to have only at home. I addressed the other items above, in response to Dragline. Fuck you and your insults.
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ken, ken, ken
you lost me after lip balm.
i carry a chapstick, wallet & pen in my right front pocket (the ass-cheek-pocket wallet maneuver went out w/ the advent of chiropractors)
leatherman(indispensable for the actionable man) on a belt
the nail-clipper/vitamin-pill (sorry) faggotry?
i take my vitamins at home.
i clip my nails at home.
i bet most people do.
Leatherman? I use a Gerber. One handed activation and locking blades.
I was installing a diesel generator in the engine room of a 60' Ocean minesweeping boat. I had fabricated the mount, and had hooked up the exhaust/cooling system and the electrics. As I was hooking up the fuel system, a defective hose valve broke right at the casing. I had to hold my thumb over the end or diesel would have leaked all over hell. luckily I only needed one hand to activate my Gerber so I could clamp in a plug temperarely while I sourced a new valve.
Thank the invisible sky ghost I had the Gerber in my fanny pack.
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gerber?
don't they make mush for babies?
leatherman
sounds cool
sounds manly
named after the inventor----could that be any cooler? the fucking dudes name is LEATHERMAN
sounds like a fucking super hero
all others are poseurs
sorry guy
(ps....i can one-hand the leatherman.....sno-big-deal)
al: the only trump card you got is the fact you were wrench-turning on a fucking mine-sweeper.
you could tell me your plastic picnic-ware set was superior & this nigga would bow down b4 thee.
carry on
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Fuck you and your insults.
ken.....
you're gonna let ''dickie'' rile you?
he's got ZERO room to be slinging insults
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(http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/public/ng-mKLnD17GbrnguwVATX6nsqm7BfoYtOW05VRGahIFAfQIaFw6esZCjMEg16pHNmTXZQTOhUUi3BBM-PUJK1SARQE3MDt6RJ_BmX_w4Kpjno8ijLTMpGx2rimUTu2Z317lnm7NL3iMqWbLUqtu92tqctZFDn2zu_FKFnPpNDX7ZTdWrx6nJOGcOKabTHE6UiIltHwDaf7POdJQDnKguPnpS20RhSRXEEYEc4wInojrzLSzwvgarR6qw0OVIzLXZCgoXu28jJH57ktOHvktzmlvjkE7luDJtzSInhMc7)
I got one of these Gerbers - found it walking by the river!
Never had a leatherman, but its hard to beat that Gerber steel!
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(http://zhippo.com/badtattoosHOSTED/images/gallery/god-tattoo.jpg)
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(http://www.galleryoftattoosnow.com/badtattoosHOSTED/images/gallery/ACF9ED2.jpg)
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game over, niggers
http://www.leatherman.com/Products/story.asp?id=1275&c=63
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game over, niggers
http://www.leatherman.com/Products/story.asp?id=1275&c=63
Do you use your pocket knife to do shit or deflect bullets, what are you a Jedi? Besides I call bullshit on that link.
I want woman to chime in on the fanny pack thing. When I lived in Germany I had to get a ear ring, it was the only way to get laid. A chick comes on here and says she would never fuck a dude who wears a handy light recreational tool belt I'll side with the nay sayers.*
*Discloser I carry my handy dandy Gerber in a sheath, but many times on bicycle trips with my family I have thought about getting a fanny pack.
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handy light recreational tool belt
OK, now you're just trying too hard.
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just as bad as a chain wallet, yet.........
you're more likely to die a horrible death shit-talkin a chain-wallet dude (& his friends)
than a fanny-pack fucker
you fucking people need to carry around THAT much shit?
cell phone in pocket clip holder
cash in pocket
wallet in pocket
gun in ankle or uncle mikes hideaway holster in wasteband
the fuck else you need?
less'n you're a broad
Basically, a wallet, keys, comb, pen, lip balm (it's Colorado) nail clippers, swiss army knife, Aleve, vitamins...nothing that won't fit in a small fanny pack...and most of which I normally keep in my car. It really doesn't have a fucking thing to do with being "a broad."
I'm a transexual and I don't carry around that much shit. I take a satchel with money, cards and some lipstick or lip gloss. Sometimes I might have some gum in a pocket as well.
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you might need a fanny pack if you have one of these:
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you might need a fanny pack if you have one of these:
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But if I had a fanny I could just stick it up there and have ready made storage. Fanny in the UK means cunt. All these people are walking around the US with a cuntpack. Men have been cuntified without even knowing about it. Lots of men play with their fanny packs, they open and close them, squeeze them, insert a finger or two in them when they are looking for something, they are playing with their fanny.
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fanny (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fanny)
http://www.concierge.com/cntraveler/articles/501630 (http://www.concierge.com/cntraveler/articles/501630)
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game over, niggers
http://www.leatherman.com/Products/story.asp?id=1275&c=63
Okay, maybe game over for leatherman versus gerber....
My son was in the airforce and during his 6 year obigation, he served in Iraq three times between 04-08. He's a civil engineer and his main job was to rebuild shit we blew up in the first gulf war.
Anyway, they issued him a benchmade switchblade that he gave to me. These bitches are tough! They only sell these to law enforcement or military. The switchblades ones I mean.
http://www.benchmade.com/products/741
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(http://www.himalayan-imports.com/assets/images/JPCrossedKnifes-131.jpg)
Buddy of mine has a whole collection of these he got from trading MRE's and American pocket knives to the locals for them.
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(http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ4Gmxo2SC6-gOO0KQy7RrZPq87SaftfpgMwMcyGtlaK7qi2W1j&t=1)
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just as bad as a chain wallet, yet.........
you're more likely to die a horrible death shit-talkin a chain-wallet dude (& his friends)
than a fanny-pack fucker
you fucking people need to carry around THAT much shit?
cell phone in pocket clip holder
cash in pocket
wallet in pocket
gun in ankle or uncle mikes hideaway holster in wasteband
the fuck else you need?
less'n you're a broad
Basically, a wallet, keys, comb, pen, lip balm (it's Colorado) nail clippers, swiss army knife, Aleve, vitamins...nothing that won't fit in a small fanny pack...and most of which I normally keep in my car. It really doesn't have a fucking thing to do with being "a broad."
I'm a transexual and I don't carry around that much shit. I take a satchel with money, cards and some lipstick or lip gloss. Sometimes I might have some gum in a pocket as well.
Congratulations.
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I have two Leathermans: A basic one and a "micro". My father had a fancier one, but he lost it.
I found that my leatherman had too much of a hard edge on the handles...especially when I was snipping something thick. Sometimes...doing such things would hurt my hands and maybe leave an imprint....which is not cool.
However, a typical Leatherman will come with a sweet ass black leather holster that you attach to yer belt...and it makes you look badass.
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You are a perfect fit for a Leatherman R3.