Unofficial History of Drama in the Free State

[Turd Ferguson]

Yeah, lets invite every homeless person who wants to come on to Rogers. As long as they don't go to any events, all is well.

If I win the lottery between now and Porcfest, I'm gonna buy me a old run down Greyhound bus from an auction, spend about a week just driving up and down Lower Wacker Drive in downtown Chicago looking for homeless people, handing them business cards that say "Want to take a nice, all expenses paid trip to NH, free eats, place to sleep and live music? Be at 3544 State St at 11am, June 18th to catch the bus"

Load em all up on the bus and drive out. I'll even pay the $5 fee to get em all in.

[Evil Muppet]

Yeah, lets invite every homeless person who wants to come on to Rogers. As long as they don't go to any events, all is well.

If I win the lottery between now and Porcfest, I'm gonna buy me a old run down Greyhound bus from an auction, spend about a week just driving up and down Lower Wacker Drive in downtown Chicago looking for homeless people, handing them business cards that say "Want to take a nice, all expenses paid trip to NH, free eats, place to sleep and live music? Be at 3544 State St at 11am, June 18th to catch the bus"

Load em all up on the bus and drive out. I'll even pay the $5 fee to get em all in.

Look at what money does to people.  I thought I knew you.  You changed man. 

[Turd Ferguson]

Yeah, lets invite every homeless person who wants to come on to Rogers. As long as they don't go to any events, all is well.

If I win the lottery between now and Porcfest, I'm gonna buy me a old run down Greyhound bus from an auction, spend about a week just driving up and down Lower Wacker Drive in downtown Chicago looking for homeless people, handing them business cards that say "Want to take a nice, all expenses paid trip to NH, free eats, place to sleep and live music? Be at 3544 State St at 11am, June 18th to catch the bus"

Load em all up on the bus and drive out. I'll even pay the $5 fee to get em all in.

Look at what money does to people.  I thought I knew you.  You changed man.  

You didn't let me finish...............

Then I was gonna give all the regs in here 100k in gold bullion as a gift, just for shits & giggles.

For being so hasty in your judgement, you only get 95k.

[One two three]

Even if that were true, it would sound like a pretty collectivist view of "theft," not dissimilar to the idea that people who do not pay "their" taxes are "stealing" from "the rest of us."

I don't see the relation.  We are talking about private property and private organizations here.

[Evil Muppet]

I'm still a little unsure how this is theft.  What is actually being stolen?  The whole argument that this is stealing someone's time and effort smells a lot like the intellectual property rights issue.  The service being rendered here is being rendered by Roger's Campground. 

[dalebert]

John  nailed it.  Check for registration badges at events.  Kick people out of events or stop them at the entry if they don't have passes.  It's common procedure at cons and such.  Saying people shouldn't even be at the campground is a reach.  That's Rogers' stuph until PF gets big enough to basically lease the entire campground and get an agreement from Rogers that they control the whole thing for the week.

[blackie]

John  nailed it.  Check for registration badges at events.

I would pay to see the Stefan Molyneux roast, if it was done properly.

[BonerJoe]

I didn't register for PorcFest until like Saturday, and I was there on Thurs. Nobody said a damn thing.

[Evil Muppet]

I actually didn't know we were supposed to register for this until yesterday. 

[alaric89]

Yeah, lets invite every homeless person who wants to come on to Rogers. As long as they don't go to any events, all is well.

It isn't really stealing, it is squatting. Willingness to pay is a safeguard that protects all that are using the property and discourages abuse.

And that sounds like a sarcastic form of the bullshit anti "illegal" immigration argument.  Someone else's camp site is not YOUR home.  It's THEIR business if they want to allow someone on their site, and if so, they're not squatters.

I agree with allowing people on to your campsight if you like. I don't think open house into Porcfest is a good idea, that's all. Of course I don't mind paying reasonable entrance fees either.
I also think Democracy would improve greatly with a poll tax, that was actually the argument I was borrowing. Free things are less appreciated...

[mauiguy]

You didn't let me finish...............

Then I was gonna give all the regs in here 100k in gold bullion as a gift, just for shits & giggles.

For being so hasty in your judgement, you only get 95k.

I luv you man.... 

[mauiguy]

Just to head off the shit storm, not in that way.

That would cost you way more than 100 G's.   

[dalebert]

You didn't let me finish...............

Then I was gonna give all the regs in here 100k in gold bullion as a gift, just for shits & giggles.

For being so hasty in your judgement, you only get 95k.

Should I just start offering BJs now in case you win?

[Cognitive Dissident]

Even if that were true, it would sound like a pretty collectivist view of "theft," not dissimilar to the idea that people who do not pay "their" taxes are "stealing" from "the rest of us."

I don't see the relation.  We are talking about private property and private organizations here.

If the camp site is paid for, it's paid for, and third parties have no claim anyway.

[Turd Ferguson]

You didn't let me finish...............

Then I was gonna give all the regs in here 100k in gold bullion as a gift, just for shits & giggles.

For being so hasty in your judgement, you only get 95k.

Should I just start offering BJs now in case you win?

The 100k is a gift. No need to provide services to earn it Dale.

But if you insist on earning it, I would expect one of the best BJ's ever known to mankind. The kind that makes someone cum out of their ears & eye sockets and sends them into another dimension of time and space.

Thats a mighty tall order, I know, but were talkin' a 100 thousand dollar blowjob here.