Don't Touch My Junk!

[Trillian]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhEMRSp7vaY[/youtube]

[alaric89]

Hah! Good one.

[Terror Australis]

Its funny till someone smuggles explosives in their asshole...then  its body cavity searches for everyone. 

[alaric89]

Wouldn't the fuse hang out?
Someone getting in pile driver receivership position and trying to light their taint (I don't know how, rubbing chop sticks together maybe?) would surely be noticed by the other passingers.



Edit: Just found out the TSA calls chopsticks a weapon. (ref porc therapy) "rubbing toothpicks together."

[Riddler]

Wouldn't the fuse hang out?

chicks during their ''cycle'' negroe
always a fuse

[Terror Australis]

Wouldn't the fuse hang out?
Someone getting in pile driver receivership position and trying to light their taint (I don't know how, rubbing chop sticks together maybe?) would surely be noticed by the other passingers.

Plastic (explosive) breast implants?

[Terror Australis]

Wouldn't the fuse hang out?

chicks during their ''cycle'' negroe
always a fuse

hahaha  I find chocolate helps lengthen the fuse. 

[Rodeen]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXU1RPxIE90[/youtube]

[mikehz]

Nice, clever video.

The TSA has already exempted children under 12. This means terrorists can develop the "child bomb." "Here, Omar--we need you to strap this to yourself. You can hand it back to me when we're on the plane. What's that? Oh, no no--it's not a bomb or anything like that. It's an offering to Alla. Yeah, that's the ticket. An offering!"