Doing a Chavez...

[Terror Australis]

The Australian government wants to nationalise the mining sector by introducing a 40 per cent tax on profits.This is the only part of the economy insulating us from the global finacial crisis and they are going to kill it in one decision.Fucking communists.

[Alex Libman]

Solution:

(1)  Build giant space ship from crocodile leather.

(2)  Go to a near-earth asteroid and mine it.

(3)  Drop 40% of it Canberra.

[Terror Australis]

Solution:

(1)  Build giant space ship from crocodile leather.

(2)  Go to a near-earth asteroid and mine it.

(3)  Drop 40% of it Canberra.

If I had a giant spaceship I wouldn't be coming back to the slave plantation.