PROTIPS -
1. Ellipses only require 3 periods.
2. Overuse of ellipses looks (and probably is) pretentious.
3. Associating an instrument of violence with sexual organs says a lot more about you than it does about me. Rape much?
4. You are not a very good troll.
5. People who have usernames associated with fru fru wine tasting shouldn't be impugning anyone else's sexuality.
6. Libman was setting you up. You see, he's a resident troll, which means that while I hate him passionately and wish him great harm, he's ONE OF OURS. You are a pathetic interloper who will fade away in a few weeks at most. He knows how hard I can drop the hammer and his post was more of a message to me than it was to you.
7. Now begone, "Jan Simon" from "Florida", lest I smack you about the face and neck with a wet chainsaw.
8. Clown shoes.