My cat is always so affectionate after using the litterbox. Just right now she jumped on my bed and started meowing and purring, whilst smelling of fresh cat poo waft.
I can't explain why.
We've come to realize that new babycat Mortimer has a chemical weapons manufacturing facility up his ass.
Having six cats means having many litter boxes. We have a biggun in the bedroom. Never an issue with stink before. Now Mort waits until around four a.m. and then lays a full sized Tootsie Roll (tm) into the box. It actually gives off green gas and the air shimmers around it. Woke Melissa up from a dead sleep the other night.
Me: ZzzZZzZZzzz
Mortimer Brewster Shaw: *PLOPPLOPHUFFHUFFSKSKSKSKSHHHSHHSHHHEWTHUD* Kekeke
About a minute later -
Melissa: "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CAT" *COUGHCOUGH*
Me: "Whuhhuh? ... ... ... OH
FUCK." *Grabs radioactive tongs and biohazard suit*
Mortimer Brewster Shaw: "Mrow?" *Sits down between our heads, ass facing Mel*