Dating profile of the most pathetic man-child on Earth
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/hudsonvalleyguy-------------------------------------okcupid-----------------------------------------------------------------
hudsonvalleyguy
39 • M • Poughkeepsie, NY
My Details
Last Online
Today – 8:06pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
—
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
—
Sign
—
Education
—
Job
Unemployed
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
—
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
UPDATED: END OF APRIL 2014
HI, I USED TO Date someone named JEN many yrs ago and we were friends and what not,
then she found some dude and moved to MAINE
Anyway....,
i am looking for someone LOCAL who can re-kindle my old flame
i really dont care what your name is, just as long as you can BE LIKE JEN , you dont even have to TELL ME what your real name is, just be JEN to me, Please???..
have long hair (brunette)
wear glasses (not the dorky kind)
smokes, (i dont smoke, but i dont give a fuck if YOU Smoke)
drives a car
has small perky tits
has a rough attitude
can be mean at times...
wants to have sex from time to time and will LOVE ME
Can Cook
just please be SINGLE and NOT ATTACHED to anyone
A LIL ABOUT ME:
- SINGLE
- I HAVE NO KIDS
- HAVE MY OWN PLACE (4 YEARS NOW)
- NO PETS
- I DONT SMOKE (DONT CARE IF YOU DO)
- - LOOKING FOR WORK (YES IM UNEMPLOYED, BUT I AM LOOKING FOR WORK)
- MY FAV TV SHOWS INCLUDE:
MONDAY NIGHT RAW
LAW AND ORDER SVU
NCIS
That New show with AL BUNDY (Ed O'Neal) - MODERN FAMILY
And a few others...
oh and, I DONT LISTEN TO LOCAL RADIO STATIONS!!!
--------PLEASE PUT ""JEN"" IN THE SUBJECT AREA SO I KNOW YOU ARE REAL, THANK YOU----
TEXT / CALL ME
8 4 5 - Five Five 9 - 8 Seven 2 Nine (8 4 5-5 5 9-8 7 2 9)
MY E-MAIL IS hudsonvalleyguy (AT) gmail (DOT) com
feel free to e-mail and or text
my name is Dave
What I’m doing with my life
TEXT ME AND I'LL TELL YA
I’m really good at
PHOTOGRAPHY AND FACEBOOK AND YOUTUBE
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
fav movies???
THE LANGOLIERS
The six things I could never do without
- TEXTING - I LOVE TO TEXT
- FACEBOOK
- YOUTUBE
- MONEY
- SEX
- FRIENDS
- THE OUTDOORS
I spend a lot of time thinking about
HOW I COULD EARN MORE $$
On a typical Friday night I am
RELAXING, SEEING WHO WILL TEXT ME TO SAY ""HEY, WANNA HANG OUT"" I AWAIT A TEXT from anyone to see who wants to hang out instead of just being bored , Wanna text me?? its 845- FIVE 5 NINE, (ahhh look up)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
NO COMMENT
I’m looking for
Girls who like guys
Ages 20–39
Near me
Who are single
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you like what you see and also text me and tell me youre from HERE... OK CUPID, WANT MY #???....