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« Reply #180 on: March 16, 2011, 04:00:27 AM »

The other two aren't to shabby either.
In fact all three at once, and alcohol of their choice please.

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« Reply #181 on: March 23, 2011, 12:17:31 AM »

A friend from the old Yeshiva came up to visit me a few hours ago. He told me to keep it a secret, but basically, he is getting engaged this weekend. He also reminded me that 2 of our friends are weeks from marriage as well, and another friend was a few days from his engagement, but that too should be kept on the down-low. As we chatted, a text came in that another one of our friends got engaged. Weird.

Weird because engagement is something that crossed my mind recently.
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« Reply #182 on: March 25, 2011, 12:45:59 AM »

I'd sleep with her before you do anything drastic.

Edit: **She**could be a real bore in bed. zzzzzz.
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« Reply #183 on: March 25, 2011, 09:06:09 AM »

Yeah, you don't want her to complain about that your whole life.

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« Reply #184 on: March 25, 2011, 10:40:12 AM »

Dio, I'm not fucking with you.

I meant to type she could be a real bore in bed.

No joke, late night typo.

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« Reply #185 on: March 25, 2011, 01:14:33 PM »

Dio, I'm not fucking with you.

I meant to type she could be a real bore in bed.

No joke, late night typo.



We don't get to hold hands till marriage.
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« Reply #186 on: March 25, 2011, 07:17:15 PM »

Dio, I'm not fucking with you.

I meant to type she could be a real bore in bed.

No joke, late night typo.



We don't get to hold hands till marriage.

That's what I was gettin' to when I asked if the blood rushes to your groin. That's a big deal in a relationship, or at least it should be.
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« Reply #187 on: March 26, 2011, 02:48:04 AM »

Sexual incompatibility is a very real problem, and it is difficult to fix for couples that insist on staying married. I hope honesty is the word of the day with this traditional stuff.

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« Reply #188 on: April 01, 2011, 03:57:18 PM »

Dio, I'm not fucking with you.

I meant to type she could be a real bore in bed.

No joke, late night typo.



We don't get to hold hands till marriage.

That's what I was gettin' to when I asked if the blood rushes to your groin. That's a big deal in a relationship, or at least it should be.

She gets hotter every time I see her.
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« Reply #189 on: April 01, 2011, 04:30:24 PM »

She gets hotter every time I see her.
When are you going to ask her to marry you, and how long does a Jew engagement last?
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« Reply #190 on: April 01, 2011, 04:33:48 PM »

Dio, I'm not fucking with you.

I meant to type she could be a real bore in bed.

No joke, late night typo.



We don't get to hold hands till marriage.

That's what I was gettin' to when I asked if the blood rushes to your groin. That's a big deal in a relationship, or at least it should be.

She gets hotter every time I see her.

Pic's or it didn't happen.  You can blur her face out.
Thanks in advance.
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« Reply #191 on: April 01, 2011, 06:18:15 PM »

So, a general update.

Because of the holiday of Purim, we canceled our normal Sunday date a few weeks back. I realized we were spending time in nearby places, and offered to accompany her home. Here's the thing, I made the offer in an email. I took a picture of myself in costume and holding up a sign asking for her company.

We met that night, and she related something from her friends. They thought that "I'm a really cute boy." I found out I can blush that night.

The next week we went out bowling. That got boring real quick, so we took a subway from Harlem to Times Square. I took her to a bar and we drank a little.

We opened up to each other, a lot.

Well, I called my uncle the next day, because he's a jeweler, and started asking about a ring....................
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« Reply #192 on: April 01, 2011, 07:24:18 PM »

So, a general update.

Because of the holiday of Purim, we canceled our normal Sunday date a few weeks back. I realized we were spending time in nearby places, and offered to accompany her home. Here's the thing, I made the offer in an email. I took a picture of myself in costume and holding up a sign asking for her company.

We met that night, and she related something from her friends. They thought that "I'm a really cute boy." I found out I can blush that night.

The next week we went out bowling. That got boring real quick, so we took a subway from Harlem to Times Square. I took her to a bar and we drank a little.

We opened up to each other, a lot.

Well, I called my uncle the next day, because he's a jeweler, and started asking about a ring....................

Wait a minute.....your uncle's a jeweler? 
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« Reply #193 on: April 02, 2011, 08:43:09 PM »



Wait a minute.....your uncle's a jeweler? 

Yeah. I know I know. Pretty stereotypical job.

To blackie: Dunno when I'll ask. An engagement lasts as long as we would want it to.
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« Reply #194 on: April 06, 2011, 09:33:11 PM »

I asked her to marry me on Sunday. She said yes.
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