Christians: A group of people who think that finally grasping something after acquiring a new piece knowledge constitutes a reevaluation of a position... Even though ignorance prevented them from having a "position" in the first place.
Isn't that awesome...? Christians have positions on EVERYTHING. Even things they know nothing about and haven't even thought about...
Garglesnorflat vs Tarkleshanks? Gene ALREADY decided which side he stood on for that issue years ago. Even though he's never really thought about garglesnorflats, and never heard of a tarkleshank... He's got a position - and when he learns about those tarkleshanks... well you can damn well bet he's continually evaluating his positions.
In fact, he spends so much time evaluating his positions, it often makes poor Gene late to dinner.