Christian Anarchy is the only sensible answer...

[ChristianAnarchist]

My momma and daddy created me.

Technically not true.  Your momma was an incubator (and your daddy just did what men do).  You might check the biology books on this one...

[Njal]

My momma and daddy created me.

Technically not true.  Your momma was an incubator (and your daddy just did what men do).  You might check the biology books on this one...

That's why I said Momma AND Daddy. It takes two to make a baby. Or did I make myself?

[NHArticleTen]

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[ChristianAnarchist]

My momma and daddy created me.

Technically not true.  Your momma was an incubator (and your daddy just did what men do).  You might check the biology books on this one...

That's why I said Momma AND Daddy. It takes two to make a baby. Or did I make myself?

No, you still don't understand.  All they did was provide for two cells to come together and do what is natural.

They did not "create" you.  They made no effort to design a cell with the ability to form other cells, they did not sequence your DNA in a machine to instruct each cell on it's proper function.  They did not "create" at all.  Just copulate...

[Njal]

My momma and daddy created me.

Technically not true.  Your momma was an incubator (and your daddy just did what men do).  You might check the biology books on this one...

That's why I said Momma AND Daddy. It takes two to make a baby. Or did I make myself?

No, you still don't understand.  All they did was provide for two cells to come together and do what is natural.

They did not "create" you.  They made no effort to design a cell with the ability to form other cells, they did not sequence your DNA in a machine to instruct each cell on it's proper function.  They did not "create" at all.  Just copulate...

So, my momma did not provide the raw materials for my DNA to organize my cells into a multicellular form? Did I create myself?

[Jetfire]

My momma and daddy created me.

Technically not true.  Your momma was an incubator (and your daddy just did what men do).  You might check the biology books on this one...

That's why I said Momma AND Daddy. It takes two to make a baby. Or did I make myself?

No, you still don't understand.  All they did was provide for two cells to come together and do what is natural.

They did not "create" you.  They made no effort to design a cell with the ability to form other cells, they did not sequence your DNA in a machine to instruct each cell on it's proper function.  They did not "create" at all.  Just copulate...

So we were created by god. Did he put his hand in my moms womb to mold me into flesh? or was his only molding left with adam and eve that reproduced incestuous children? Maybe he used his magical powers. Abra kadabra alakazam. I am the almighty entity created by humans to give life some reason and purpose for existing when in reality there is none. Its ok my children I'll watch as rapists get away, murderers kill, and innocent people are killed by disease, war, and criminals. I'll make everything you find pleasurable to be wrong in my eyes. I'm a dick who doesnt give a shit and watches you like a fat guy watching cops.

[Njal]

There is absolutely no way Adam and Eve ever existed. Fail on that one.

[Njal]

There is absolutely no way Adam and STEve ever existed. Fail on that one.

FTFY.

I mean....that makes as much sense.

[Jetfire]

I think gene is god. He created me so anyone who deosnt believe me is wrong and should be killed or exiled off this thread. You will respect him or burn in troll hell forever!

[ChristianAnarchist]

Is it so hard to understand the simple fact that "reproduction" is not "creation"?  I know you guys cannot be serious on not understanding this point so I have to assume that you are just posting this nonsense in order to hear yourselves talk.  At any rate don't get too carried away as I will delete posts that become excessively "trollish"...

Beware the "Christian Anarchist" censor for he does not wield the sword in vain...

 

[Njal]

Is it so hard to understand the simple fact that "reproduction" is not "creation"?  I know you guys cannot be serious on not understanding this point so I have to assume that you are just posting this nonsense in order to hear yourselves talk.  At any rate don't get too carried away as I will delete posts that become excessively "trollish"...

Beware the "Christian Anarchist" censor for he does not wield the sword in vain...

 

Then educate me. How is reproduction not creation? I am inviting you to use that devastating Christian logic.

[Keels]

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The orange fucking the apple made me laugh... kinda how I feel when I fuck a really skinny dude. 

And I dislike people who make it a point to use their religious beliefs as a way to fallaciously judge other human beings.

Or use it like it's all that makes them who they are. It's just really sad that it's what they want people to focus on and not who they are as a person. Like an extremely flamboyant gay...

[ChristianAnarchist]

Now they are listening... 

[Njal]

Why did you delete my post?

Is it because I asked you to explain how I was born?

[Jetfire]

Why did you delete my post?

Is it because I asked you to explain how I was born?

its cuz ur a rodent