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Cheap Idea for your Woman's Christmas Present
« on: December 18, 2009, 06:34:57 PM »

Heres a great idea for those men on a limited budget.

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Re: Cheap Idea for your Woman's Christmas Present
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2009, 06:44:19 PM »

That's almost as bad as giving her your dick in a box while standing out in the snow.
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Re: Cheap Idea for your Woman's Christmas Present
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2009, 07:15:31 PM »

And here I thought my FTL brothas was gonna help me out before tomorrow's last-minute final-touches mall run.
Think again.

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Re: Cheap Idea for your Woman's Christmas Present
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2009, 08:00:09 PM »

And here I thought my FTL brothas was gonna help me out before tomorrow's last-minute final-touches mall run.
Think again.

No mall run needed, you just layer a mason jar with the dry ingredients for muffins, cookies, or brownies and decorate it. Write the instructions on a card, and attach it to the jar. BOOYAHHH! Instant cheep, but thoughtful gift.  
« Last Edit: December 18, 2009, 08:05:50 PM by CaL DaVe »
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Re: Cheap Idea for your Woman's Christmas Present
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2009, 08:01:52 PM »

And here I thought my FTL brothas was gonna help me out before tomorrow's last-minute final-touches mall run.
Think again.

No mall run needed, you just layer a mason jar with the dry ingredients for muffins, cookies, or brownies and decorate it. Write the instructions on a card, and attatch it to the jar. BOOYAHHH! Instant cheep, but thoughtful gift. 
Plus you get homemade brownies in the deal!
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Re: Cheap Idea for your Woman's Christmas Present
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2009, 08:40:04 PM »

And here I thought my FTL brothas was gonna help me out before tomorrow's last-minute final-touches mall run.
Think again.

Don't know what to tell you, man.  For Christmas my boyfriend is probably going to make me a fillet, medium rare, with mashed potatoes and asparagus, and I'll be more than happy with that. 

(The way to a man's  heart is through the stomach? The hell you say.)
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Re: Cheap Idea for your Woman's Christmas Present
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2009, 11:00:31 PM »

Good idea. I'll cook dinner for the family. Nobody tell Irena.

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Re: Cheap Idea for your Woman's Christmas Present
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2009, 02:53:39 AM »

My girl's getting venison tenderloin marinated in cayenne and olive oil with curry* and grilled shrimp alongside steamed broccoli. 

The gift is between us... :lol:





* curry in the true sense of a gravy rather than a spice, lots of cumin, turmeric and I use rosemary as well, wonderful with game-powdered "curry" from the supermarket should remain there. 
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Re: Cheap Idea for your Woman's Christmas Present
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2009, 03:43:44 AM »

You will be sure to get a sexual thank-you if you clean up the mess after you make the meal.  That means doing all the dishes and leaving a spotless kitchen. 
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« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2009, 05:08:06 AM »

You will be sure to get a sexual thank-you if you clean up the mess after you make the meal.  That means doing all the dishes and leaving a spotless kitchen. 

It starts clean, ends clean. Kitchen's my area...bathroom-I don know what the fuck y'all do in there, and I don't wanna clean it either...lol.

Honestly, I'm glad to have someone this year, last year was kinda lonely. 
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Re: Cheap Idea for your Woman's Christmas Present
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2009, 12:07:37 PM »

You will be sure to get a sexual thank-you if you clean up the mess after you make the meal.  That means doing all the dishes and leaving a spotless kitchen. 

I never give any gifts expecting somthing in return. That is a good way to get disappointed.
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« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2009, 05:04:45 PM »

You will be sure to get a sexual thank-you if you clean up the mess after you make the meal.  That means doing all the dishes and leaving a spotless kitchen. 

I never give any gifts expecting somthing in return. That is a good way to get disappointed.

Known cure for sex addiction in females is to feed them a piece of their own wedding cake.

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Re: Cheap Idea for your Woman's Christmas Present
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2009, 08:10:16 PM »

You will be sure to get a sexual thank-you if you clean up the mess after you make the meal.  That means doing all the dishes and leaving a spotless kitchen. 

I never give any gifts expecting somthing in return. That is a good way to get disappointed.

Known cure for sex addiction in females is to feed them a piece of their own wedding cake.



My wife doesn't eat cake.  :wink:
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Re: Cheap Idea for your Woman's Christmas Present
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2009, 11:06:02 PM »

You will be sure to get a sexual thank-you if you clean up the mess after you make the meal.  That means doing all the dishes and leaving a spotless kitchen. 

I never give any gifts expecting somthing in return. That is a good way to get disappointed.

Known cure for sex addiction in females is to feed them a piece of their own wedding cake.



My wife doesn't eat cake.  :wink:

Thats what you think.   :wink:
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Re: Cheap Idea for your Woman's Christmas Present
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2009, 11:17:22 PM »

My woman doesn't exist.
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