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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #30 on: June 10, 2009, 08:53:18 PM »

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Turtles or cheese?
Stranger: Cheese
You: Cheese or Cake?
Stranger: Cake
You: Cake or Death?
Stranger: Cake
You: Cake or Cake?
Stranger: Cake
You: Cake or Pie?
Stranger: Pie
You: Pie or Death?
Stranger: Pie
You: Pie or Turtles?
Stranger: Pie
You: Thank you for participating.
Stranger: your welcome
You have disconnected.
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #31 on: June 10, 2009, 09:57:22 PM »

Stranger: hi

You: Shake rules

Stranger: i agree

You: Awesome. My life has meaning now.
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #32 on: June 10, 2009, 10:34:48 PM »

I tried three. All any of them wanted was something called "asl."
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #33 on: June 10, 2009, 11:18:05 PM »

I tried three. All any of them wanted was something called "asl."

That's what I got too.
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #34 on: June 11, 2009, 12:35:48 AM »

I tried three. All any of them wanted was something called "asl."

Yes, today I learned that means age / sex / location.

Just think. The use of "asl" automatically identifies their priorities and saves you the trouble of deciphering the ramblings of a lonely wanker.
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #35 on: June 11, 2009, 12:39:19 AM »

I tried three. All any of them wanted was something called "asl."

Yes, today I learned that means age / sex / location.

Just think. The use of "asl" automatically identifies their priorities and saves you the trouble of deciphering the ramblings of a lonely wanker.

Stranger: asl?
You: American Sign Language? Sorry, I don't know it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Personally, I think it's more fun not to know.   :)
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #36 on: June 11, 2009, 12:56:02 AM »

...Personally, I think it's more fun not to know.   :)

Sorry to spoil it then. You are stuck with playing dumb now.
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #37 on: June 11, 2009, 01:01:47 AM »

...Personally, I think it's more fun not to know.   :)

Sorry to spoil it then. You are stuck with playing dumb now.

Umm, I meant that it's more fun not to know what someone's "asl" is  right off the bat, not that it's more fun not to know what "asl" means.
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #38 on: June 11, 2009, 04:12:50 AM »

I just converted a catholic in to becoming a Quaker :P

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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #39 on: June 11, 2009, 08:16:51 AM »

I think that if the first thing is asl, you pretty much know what they're looking for. And, it's not 58-m-spokane!
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #40 on: June 11, 2009, 10:40:59 AM »

I think that if the first thing is asl, you pretty much know what they're looking for. And, it's not 58-m-spokane!

It is for me,  baby....   :)
« Last Edit: June 11, 2009, 10:59:00 AM by Rillion »
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #41 on: June 11, 2009, 10:50:24 AM »

I liked the guy i chatted with. He was in a neck brace...

You: hello
Stranger: hey there
You: hows it going
Stranger: good, today is my birthday
You: happy birthday stranger.
Stranger: thanks stranger
Stranger: are you a dude?
You: no...u
Stranger: yes
Stranger: how old might you be?
You: 27...gettin old.
Stranger: not very old
You: i feel like this is 20 questions... i like it i think
You: how old are you today
Stranger: good
Stranger: dont feel like 18 though
Stranger: i just finished high school and my collar bone is broken
You: that sucks.
You: so you just chillin then
Stranger: yep, music and movies for me
You: cool. sorry to hear about that. i broke my pinky toe once and i was bed ridden.
Stranger: collar bone's less serious injury luckily
Stranger: hurt more when i broke my finger
You: haha
You: so are you a daredevil? a superhero?
You: why do u keep breaking your bones?
Stranger: haha, no i'm stupid =/
Stranger: stupid reasons
You: well stop it.
Stranger: i'm planning on it

then i had to get back to work...I'll prob try it again soon. Very fun.
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #42 on: June 11, 2009, 11:31:56 AM »

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i need a girl to talk
You: I need a turtle to love !
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


The Icelandic Jehova's Witness conversation was a bit more interesting, may put it up later.
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #43 on: June 11, 2009, 11:47:29 AM »

I feel bad when I disconnect on people, and vaguely hurt when they disconnect on me. 
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Re: Chat with Strangers
« Reply #44 on: June 11, 2009, 11:59:32 AM »

Did actually have a long interesting one with someone from China about how they felt about their gov't and how their gov't had them view people in the U.S.A.
He asked ' Do you like Chinese?' so, of course my question was 'Food or People ?'
Hadn't even dawned on my to 'not like' someone just because they are Chinese.  :lol:

Then in my next chat, I of course went right back to playing around...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi !!!!!!
Stranger: how is life treating you?
You: Well thank you. You?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: if its not treating you well you can always be a Jehova's Witness
Stranger: thats very nice
You: Is it?
Stranger: yes it is
You: So, if your life is treating you well...then you shouldn't be a Witness?
Stranger: hmm yes of course
You: Sounds a bit fair weather to me.
Stranger: but if you decide to join  please tell them that 0854883 invited you
Stranger: ok '
Stranger: ?
Stranger: :)
Stranger: please write that down
You: I will......
Stranger: haha
You: Now if I join, do I get to serve the 144,000 in heaven?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: but hey
Stranger: 144.000 thats the same
Stranger: as in my home town!
You: I'm not sure, I've been leaning towards Quaker.
Stranger: oh i didnt mean that im from heaven but still
Stranger: Quaker? whats that?
You: Quakers...like the guy on the oatmeal.
Stranger: hmm i dont even know what an oatmeal is
You : They should teach about Oatmeal in Witness school.
Stranger: :)
You: I do not beleve in being subservient.
Stranger: but there were mormons trying to seduce me on the bus the other day
Stranger: it was very uncomfortable
You: Seduce you with their religion or their magic underwear?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: oh
Stranger: was there something wrong with my english ?
Stranger: maybe 'seduce'
Stranger: im nervous
You: Jehova would make me nervous too, historically, he's been known to kill a lot of stuff.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: nice
Stranger: so where are you from ?
You: Do you like get a referral fee?
Stranger: i dont know what that is
Stranger: oh you mean our monthly
Stranger: payday?
Stranger: aaaah
Stranger: no!
Stranger: i get it
Stranger: hahaha yes i do
You: Yeah, like $50 a convert or something like that.
Stranger: no not nearly so much
You: If I convert, do they look up your number in the Jehova book if I give it to them and you get a star?
Stranger: but hey
Stranger: yes and i have to collect 8 stars to become a
Stranger: elder
Stranger: but
Stranger: where are you from ?
You: NJ. you?
Stranger: iceland
Stranger: are you a female
Stranger: (i get more from refering them)
Stranger: ?
You: Iceland? Is your economy making you eat each other yet?
Stranger: nope of course not
You: okay...So I herd you like mudkipz?
Stranger: hmm what is that?
You: I would ask an elder, I seem to have more knowledge of Jehova than you do. Have a good day now.
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