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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #795 on: November 23, 2008, 09:38:02 PM »

My bones still creak.   :lol:
at a mere 30, you should see how fucked up my knees are.  i am going to need replacement surgery by the time i am 40.

Do you spend a lot of time on your knees?

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« Reply #796 on: November 23, 2008, 09:38:56 PM »

My bones still creak.   :lol:
baaahh!

My thoughts exactly.  My MOTHER heard it the other day and is now making fun of me endlessly for it.   :lol:
Add me to the list.

*writes jokes and tries them out on wife*
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« Reply #797 on: November 23, 2008, 09:51:41 PM »

My bones still creak.   :lol:
at a mere 30, you should see how fucked up my knees are.  i am going to need replacement surgery by the time i am 40.

Do you spend a lot of time on your knees?

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actually, luvvy, i did severe damage to my left one when i was a child.  i was riding my bike and a fucker deliberately opened his door as i was going by.  i hit it with my knee, flew off my bike and flipped over the car door and landed on my back.  i might have cracked the knee cap but didn't go see doctor.

then, my senior year in HS i was skiing and i fell.  i wrenched my left knee a second time, this time because, well, hip to knee was straight, knee on down to my foot was twisted 90 degrees to the left.  did some good tendon damaged there as well.  still did not go see a doctor about it.

also, driving a stick without a bending left leg is not easy.
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« Reply #798 on: November 23, 2008, 09:53:25 PM »

Ouchie. 
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« Reply #799 on: November 23, 2008, 09:55:58 PM »

i will post a pic of my bended left knee later for all to enjoy.  it is quite a site.
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« Reply #800 on: November 23, 2008, 09:57:37 PM »

Not to change the subject but.

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« Reply #801 on: November 23, 2008, 09:58:09 PM »

WAT
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« Reply #802 on: November 23, 2008, 10:01:09 PM »

someone hold me, i'm scared

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« Reply #803 on: November 23, 2008, 10:04:55 PM »

Drive thru guy: Can I take your order please?

Me: Yeah gimme and extra large set of pussy lips.

Drive thru guy: uhhh, excuse me?
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« Reply #804 on: November 23, 2008, 10:06:50 PM »

Wazzat Taco Bell? 
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« Reply #805 on: November 23, 2008, 10:10:15 PM »

Wazzat Taco Bell? 

i went through the taco bell drive thru one day and had a guy on a vrod in front of me.

where in the hell was he supposed to put the food?
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« Reply #806 on: November 23, 2008, 10:10:38 PM »

Wazzat Taco Bell? 

i went through the taco bell drive thru one day and had a guy on a vrod in front of me.

where in the hell was he supposed to put the food?

In his pants? 
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« Reply #807 on: November 23, 2008, 10:13:51 PM »

yes, in his pants.  thank you.

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« Reply #808 on: November 24, 2008, 05:13:14 AM »

i will post a pic of my bended left knee later for all to enjoy.  it is quite a site.

ok, left knee:



as you can see, my knee cap does not really move as it should when i bend my leg.  it becomes quite pointy, which is wrong wrong WRONG!!

some days, it really starts to bother me quite a bit.  makes it hard to go up and down stairs and the like.
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