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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #450 on: November 18, 2008, 01:17:48 PM »

Where are you getting this shit? 
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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #453 on: November 18, 2008, 01:26:54 PM »

Where are you getting this shit? 

The escapades of Bloodninja!

Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see :as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: Fuck am I hard now.
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« Reply #454 on: November 18, 2008, 01:30:04 PM »

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #455 on: November 18, 2008, 01:31:59 PM »

This shit is hilarious!  :lol:
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« Reply #456 on: November 18, 2008, 01:32:17 PM »

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something:
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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #457 on: November 18, 2008, 01:33:16 PM »

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something:

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm gonna try that...the next time I ever get close...OH YEAH BABY PUT ON YOUR ROBE AND WIZARD HAT.   :P
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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #458 on: November 18, 2008, 01:34:25 PM »

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something:

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm gonna try that...the next time I ever get close...OH YEAH BABY PUT ON YOUR ROBE AND WIZARD HAT.   :P

I'd do it.

Say that to someone, or put on a robe and wizard hat? 
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« Reply #459 on: November 18, 2008, 01:36:03 PM »

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower :of love.
MommyMelissa: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.
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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #460 on: November 18, 2008, 01:38:55 PM »

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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« Reply #461 on: November 18, 2008, 01:46:11 PM »

I.F.: My shit is hard you ready to jump aboard?
1hOttYeVe: : oh yhea im so wet right now
I.F.: Why you just shower?
1hOttYeVe: : no im wet for you
I.F.: Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid? or that gator shit you would dive and slide down, there was that :badass pool at the end of it.
1hOttYeVe: : What the fuck are you talking about? You wanna cyber or not?
I.F.: I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on :you...
I.F.: Im sorry lets continue!
1hOttYeVe: : alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest
I.F.: I pop like 16 boners
1hOttYeVe: : what the fuck!
I.F.: what?
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« Reply #462 on: November 18, 2008, 01:48:09 PM »

I'm impressed you have the patience to read them.   :P
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« Reply #463 on: November 18, 2008, 01:57:31 PM »

I'm impressed you have the patience to read them.   :P

Who said I was reading them? I just like the pretty colours.

Well it makes my eyes hurt :-P 
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« Reply #464 on: November 18, 2008, 01:59:33 PM »

I'm impressed you have the patience to read them.   :P

Who said I was reading them? I just like the pretty colours.

Well it makes my eyes hurt :-P 

I suddenly have the urge to patent technicolour condoms.

They probably have something like that already. 
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