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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #435 on: November 17, 2008, 10:20:29 PM »

Awww, Muffy is cute.

He is, but the little nigger is mean.   :lol:

He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park. 

Haha!  :lol:

This is why I can't be a mom.   :lol:
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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #436 on: November 17, 2008, 10:28:13 PM »

Awww, Muffy is cute.

He is, but the little nigger is mean.   :lol:

He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park. 

Haha!  :lol:

This is why I can't be a mom.   :lol:

I can't ever be a father, because my children will have fur on their face.
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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #437 on: November 17, 2008, 10:29:33 PM »

Awww, Muffy is cute.

He is, but the little nigger is mean.   :lol:

He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park. 

Haha!  :lol:

This is why I can't be a mom.   :lol:

I can't ever be a father, because my children will have fur on their face.

I think Diet Coke just came out of my nose.   :lol:
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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #438 on: November 17, 2008, 10:37:18 PM »

Awww, Muffy is cute.

He is, but the little nigger is mean.   :lol:

He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park. 

Haha!  :lol:

This is why I can't be a mom.   :lol:

I can't ever be a father, because my children will have fur on their face.

I think Diet Coke just came out of my nose.   :lol:

*Licks it off.*

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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #439 on: November 17, 2008, 10:38:07 PM »

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck, so creepy.   :lol:  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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« Reply #440 on: November 17, 2008, 10:38:46 PM »

Awww, Muffy is cute.

He is, but the little nigger is mean.   :lol:

He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park. 

Haha!  :lol:

This is why I can't be a mom.   :lol:

I can't ever be a father, because my children will have fur on their face.

I think Diet Coke just came out of my nose.   :lol:

*Licks it off.*



I'm glad I wasn't eating/drinking anything then, because it would have come out of my nose.
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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #441 on: November 17, 2008, 10:39:13 PM »

Hahaha!  :lol:
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« Reply #442 on: November 17, 2008, 10:40:17 PM »

I've seen more bear pictures in the last three days than I have in my whole life.   :lol:
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« Reply #443 on: November 17, 2008, 10:42:38 PM »

I've seen more bear pictures in the last three days than I have in my whole life.   :lol:

Bears are lovable animals, except when they maul people's faces.
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« Reply #444 on: November 17, 2008, 10:43:12 PM »

I've seen more bear pictures in the last three days than I have in my whole life.   :lol:

Bears are lovable animals, except when they maul people's faces.

I'm gonna fucking choke before I finish this Diet Coke.   :lol:
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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #445 on: November 18, 2008, 07:54:45 AM »

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart . What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My :measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also :wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up :into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and :rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and :harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses :my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your :cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm :lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling :my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair :spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm :pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #446 on: November 18, 2008, 08:05:54 AM »

That makes me want to go play with my Muffy right now...but that little shit was mean to me earlier so he's on probation.   :lol:

How old is Muffy?

Oh he's like three or so, but he's small - so I pretend he's still a baby.   :lol:






that dog has satan's eyes.
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« Reply #447 on: November 18, 2008, 01:05:16 PM »

That makes me want to go play with my Muffy right now...but that little shit was mean to me earlier so he's on probation.   :lol:

How old is Muffy?

Oh he's like three or so, but he's small - so I pretend he's still a baby.   :lol:






that dog has satan's eyes.

Nah dude, don't worry.  It's the other one that will kill you.   :lol:
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« Reply #448 on: November 18, 2008, 01:09:22 PM »

That makes me want to go play with my Muffy right now...but that little shit was mean to me earlier so he's on probation.   :lol:

How old is Muffy?

Oh he's like three or so, but he's small - so I pretend he's still a baby.   :lol:






that dog has satan's eyes.

Nah dude, don't worry.  It's the other one that will kill you.   :lol:

This one will just piss on your corpse afterwards.

Pretty much. 
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« Reply #449 on: November 18, 2008, 01:17:00 PM »

Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...
J-Dogg: Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dipshit.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.
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