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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #420 on: November 17, 2008, 10:59:22 AM »

Just checking.  She had the jailbait look to me.   :lol:

I know her boyfriend, she's older than you by several years. Also she isn't nekkid.

Oy.  Okay, I see.   :lol:

I might actually be young, but I already look old.   :shock:
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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #421 on: November 17, 2008, 11:28:34 AM »

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't fuck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl :2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of :metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. :Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?
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« Reply #422 on: November 17, 2008, 11:55:30 AM »

Oh God.   :lol:
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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #423 on: November 17, 2008, 01:13:31 PM »

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then :you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
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DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
(pause)
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on :your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey :cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in :seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate: Fuck
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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #424 on: November 17, 2008, 08:04:44 PM »

...

on that note I will post pics of my new bitch! She is a Germi-strailian (German and Australian) shepherd puppy.

She is one bad mother chicken!!





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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #425 on: November 17, 2008, 08:08:30 PM »

Awww.  :)
I like your new bitch, man.
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« Reply #426 on: November 17, 2008, 08:16:02 PM »

I giev teh puppeh sum cheez.
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« Reply #427 on: November 17, 2008, 08:55:10 PM »

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LOOK AT THE BABY!  I LOVES HER!   :D

Hint - the quickest way to get me to do whatever you want is to scratch my back, or let me play with a puppy.
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« Reply #428 on: November 17, 2008, 09:39:05 PM »

She's been a really good puppy so far. Only two accidents in about a week. She is catching on very well so far. Already got the leash thing down. I'm happy. :D
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« Reply #429 on: November 17, 2008, 09:42:14 PM »

That makes me want to go play with my Muffy right now...but that little shit was mean to me earlier so he's on probation.   :lol:
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« Reply #430 on: November 17, 2008, 09:43:43 PM »

That makes me want to go play with my Muffy right now...but that little shit was mean to me earlier so he's on probation.   :lol:

How old is Muffy?
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« Reply #431 on: November 17, 2008, 09:50:18 PM »

That makes me want to go play with my Muffy right now...but that little shit was mean to me earlier so he's on probation.   :lol:

How old is Muffy?

Oh he's like three or so, but he's small - so I pretend he's still a baby.   :lol:



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Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« Reply #432 on: November 17, 2008, 10:15:52 PM »

Awww, Muffy is cute.
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« Reply #433 on: November 17, 2008, 10:16:48 PM »

Awww, Muffy is cute.

He is, but the little nigger is mean.   :lol:

He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park. 
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« Reply #434 on: November 17, 2008, 10:18:26 PM »

Awww, Muffy is cute.

He is, but the little nigger is mean.   :lol:

He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park. 

Haha!  :lol:
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