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Russell Griswold

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« Reply #360 on: November 12, 2008, 10:23:27 PM »

40 more years and I'll be in the nursing home...
Then I can have all the sex i want! Ahahahaha!

Oh wait...  :x

I'm told old men in nursing homes expose themselves quite a bit, and get away with things like touching the nurses in inappropriate places because it's just assumed that they don't realize they're not supposed to do it.   :lol:

Old people are crazy, but interesting. (In a crazy kind of way.)
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« Reply #361 on: November 12, 2008, 10:25:48 PM »

40 more years and I'll be in the nursing home...
Then I can have all the sex i want! Ahahahaha!

Oh wait...  :x

I'm told old men in nursing homes expose themselves quite a bit, and get away with things like touching the nurses in inappropriate places because it's just assumed that they don't realize they're not supposed to do it.   :lol:

Old people are crazy, but interesting. (In a crazy kind of way.)

Speaking of...my grandparents haven't answered their phone since the election happened.  I'm hoping my grandmother didn't have to take my grandpa to the hospital after Obama got elected.  Last I spoke with them I heard him yelling at Fox news in the background and bitching that Obama is black.   :lol:
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« Reply #362 on: November 12, 2008, 10:53:20 PM »

Also, I'm mad because I went to Sears to get a key copied yesterday and THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKER IN THE BUILDING THAT KNEW HOW WASN'T THERE. 
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« Reply #363 on: November 12, 2008, 10:57:05 PM »

Also, I'm mad because I went to Sears to get a key copied yesterday and THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKER IN THE BUILDING THAT KNEW HOW WASN'T THERE. 

Home Depot is usually better for that.
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« Reply #364 on: November 12, 2008, 11:01:27 PM »

Also, I'm mad because I went to Sears to get a key copied yesterday and THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKER IN THE BUILDING THAT KNEW HOW WASN'T THERE. 

Home Depot is usually better for that.

Well, it was in the mall, and convenient because I was getting ready to leave.  Turns out I just had to leave the person my key and I'll get it back tomorrow. 

Tomorrow's fun will include making like seven copies of two separate keys, and calling the company that furnishes our alarm service to scream at them for being complete morons.  This ought to go well. 
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« Reply #365 on: November 13, 2008, 12:44:14 AM »

BUMPITY BUMP. 
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« Reply #366 on: November 13, 2008, 12:47:19 AM »

BOINGITY BOING
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« Reply #369 on: November 13, 2008, 01:06:39 AM »

BOINGITY BOING

WAT 

YO MOMMA DAT'S WHAT

*snap snap snap*

I think she's out in the living room watching TV.  Would you like me to get her for you? 
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« Reply #370 on: November 13, 2008, 01:10:14 AM »

Oh sh...
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« Reply #371 on: November 13, 2008, 01:14:55 AM »

Oh sh...

You have no idea.  I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago.   :lol:
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« Reply #372 on: November 13, 2008, 01:20:12 AM »

Oh sh...

You have no idea.  I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago.   :lol:

At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.
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« Reply #373 on: November 13, 2008, 01:22:14 AM »

Oh sh...

You have no idea.  I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago.   :lol:

At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.

It's true.  I don't know what I'd do without it.   :P
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« Reply #374 on: November 13, 2008, 01:23:42 AM »

Oh sh...

You have no idea.  I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago.   :lol:

At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.

It's true.  I don't know what I'd do without it.   :P

God bless Barack Obama!
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