Also, I'm mad because I went to Sears to get a key copied yesterday and THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKER IN THE BUILDING THAT KNEW HOW WASN'T THERE.
Home Depot is usually better for that.
Well, it was in the mall, and convenient because I was getting ready to leave. Turns out I just had to leave the person my key and I'll get it back tomorrow.
Tomorrow's fun will include making like seven copies of two separate keys, and calling the company that furnishes our alarm service to scream at them for being complete morons. This ought to go well.