May the holy terror of Cthulhu, which passes all human understanding, be with you all.
Someday, I'll have bat wings just like the great old one.
My third cousin twice removed is from R'lyeh.
PHAIL!
The last page (page 250 or so) of this thread will be filled with pictures of me in Ukraine. :lol:
The last page (page 250 or so) of this thread will be filled with pictures of me in Ukraine. :lol:
I'll post a picture of me in a kilt before then
come on what pure red-blooded Aryan man would not furiously masturbate to this
(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k211/jmahida/prussian_blue.jpg)
Herr Hitler would approve of banging them young shorties!
The last page (page 250 or so) of this thread will be filled with pictures of me in Ukraine. :lol:
I'll post a picture of me in a kilt before then
The last page (page 250 or so) of this thread will be filled with pictures of me in Ukraine. :lol:
I'll post a picture of me in a kilt before then
Yeah, and I'll get naked. :lol:
I'll get naked.
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7851/1209917405691co0.jpg)
...Is that a manwad she* has in there? :?
*?
That girl sure has big labia lips.
That girl sure has big labia lips.
I think she's a he. :shock:
(http://www.soifer.com/alizee.gif)
Gosh, I would like to see her naked.
Ugh. She looks ten.
Ugh. She looks ten.
I think she always looks 10.
Ugh. She looks ten.
I think she always looks 10.
10-year-olds don't have boobs.
That picture with all the guns, that's pretty damn cool. I may be a liberal douchebag, but I love me some guns.
That picture with all the guns, that's pretty damn cool. I may be a liberal douchebag, but I love me some guns.
That picture with all the guns, that's pretty damn cool. I may be a liberal douchebag, but I love me some guns.
??
Cinnamon Toast Crunch is GANGSTA
WHOLE GRAIN, BIZNATCH!
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b129/NerdsRhot/gangster3.jpg)
(http://www.vicissitude.net/Images/Animal-HappyFerret.jpg)
(http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/975/1225857919004jh4.jpg)
(http://michaelmay.us/08blog/gallery/0814a_shulkcostume.jpg)
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/41/Whereallthewhitewomenat.jpg)
(http://foundship.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/lala.jpg)
Shaw's basement?
(http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/8721/17439869tr5.jpg)
http://www.koolaiduk.com/
My fellow BBSers,
I have created a thread dedicated to chaos and nonsense. The goal of this thread is to be filled up to 250 pages. After 250 pages it will be locked and will rest at the depth of the ocean until the stars are right.
Your task:
Fill this thread with nonsense, random shit, and chaos. You don't have to be a creativitits. I welcome thread bumps, double posting, triple posting, trolling, and pointless arguments that are indeed pointless.
You're a fucking idiot.
Somebody is in a mood today.
You're a fucking idiot.
Somebody is in a mood today.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN!
Somebody stop me! I'm can't stop making these.
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8062/obamafhtagnpc5.gif)
My "Chaos is the Only Answer" thread died too quickly. This can only mean one thing, Christian Anarchy IS the Only Answer. I give up. You won, Gene! :lol:
I'll be wearing THIS and demanding a recount.
http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/womens-dark-tshirt/221943179
You'll be wearing ONLY that and I'll be taking photos to demand the recount...
(http://www.canucklehead.ca/_Media/nothing-3.jpg)
I'll be wearing THIS and demanding a recount.
http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/womens-dark-tshirt/221943179
You'll be wearing ONLY that and I'll be taking photos to demand the recount...
I don't get any pants?
I'll be wearing THIS and demanding a recount.
http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/womens-dark-tshirt/221943179
You'll be wearing ONLY that and I'll be taking photos to demand the recount...
I don't get any pants?
You aren't allowed to have pants regardless. It's just that Cyro will be there to actually enforce it.
I'll be wearing THIS and demanding a recount.
http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/womens-dark-tshirt/221943179
You'll be wearing ONLY that and I'll be taking photos to demand the recount...
I don't get any pants?
You aren't allowed to have pants regardless. It's just that Cyro will be there to actually enforce it.
Underwear? :shock:
Why would you need that?
He's awfully demanding. :P
Henceforce I shall be refered to as "Master Adam"
I have a feeling this game could be slightly painful in certain ways. :lol:
You say that like it's a bad thing...
(http://www.brutallyhonest.org/brutally_honest/images/2007/05/28/mean_but_funny.jpg)
http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Clothing-Black&product%5Fid=20799
^ WANT. The dress, not the girl. Though I'd take the girl and use her for collateral or something.
http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Clothing-Black&product%5Fid=20799
^ WANT. The dress, not the girl. Though I'd take the girl and use her for collateral or something.
My wife gets catalogs from them and VS all the time.
http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Clothing-Black&product%5Fid=20799
^ WANT. The dress, not the girl. Though I'd take the girl and use her for collateral or something.
My wife gets catalogs from them and VS all the time.
http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Clothing-Black&product%5Fid=20799
^ WANT. The dress, not the girl. Though I'd take the girl and use her for collateral or something.
My wife gets catalogs from them and VS all the time.
Adriana Lima is a goddess!
(http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/5379/adrianalima0429cf.jpg)
A bit too skinny for my taste but she has a hell of a "Blue Steel"
http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Clothing-Black&product%5Fid=20799
^ WANT. The dress, not the girl. Though I'd take the girl and use her for collateral or something.
My wife gets catalogs from them and VS all the time.
Adriana Lima is a goddess!
A bit too skinny for my taste but she has a hell of a "Blue Steel"
If I looked like that...a lot of people would be in serious trouble. :lol:
Somebody stop me! I'm can't stop making these.
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8062/obamafhtagnpc5.gif)
:lol:
you are my favorite artist right now.
http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Clothing-Black&product%5Fid=20799
^ WANT. The dress, not the girl. Though I'd take the girl and use her for collateral or something.
My wife gets catalogs from them and VS all the time.
Adriana Lima is a goddess!
A bit too skinny for my taste but she has a hell of a "Blue Steel"
If I looked like that...a lot of people would be in serious trouble. :lol:
If you looked like that I'd offer you a sandwich.
(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/keira-knightley-pies-eat-some-more-please.jpg?w=450&h=553)
This thread is not living up to its advertised NFSWosity.
(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/892/1225934060273qk7.jpg)
This thread is not living up to its advertised NFSWosity.
(http://www.flashmyspacecomments.com/comments/cool/funny/fuck_this_ill_be_a_stripper.jpg)
(http://img1.ifilmpro.com/resize/image/stills/films/resize/istd/2726091.jpg)
(http://www.flashmyspacecomments.com/comments/cool/funny/fuck_this_ill_be_a_stripper.jpg)
Somebody left that as a comment on my MySpace once. I don't remember who, but I remember being pissed even though I'm not sure if it was a backhanded compliment or just a plain insult. :lol:
(http://www.flashmyspacecomments.com/comments/cool/funny/fuck_this_ill_be_a_stripper.jpg)
Somebody left that as a comment on my MySpace once. I don't remember who, but I remember being pissed even though I'm not sure if it was a backhanded compliment or just a plain insult. :lol:
Compliment.
(http://www.flashmyspacecomments.com/comments/cool/funny/fuck_this_ill_be_a_stripper.jpg)
Somebody left that as a comment on my MySpace once. I don't remember who, but I remember being pissed even though I'm not sure if it was a backhanded compliment or just a plain insult. :lol:
Compliment.
Funny. My whole life I was always described as smart, and not much else. :lol:
(http://www.flashmyspacecomments.com/comments/cool/funny/fuck_this_ill_be_a_stripper.jpg)
Somebody left that as a comment on my MySpace once. I don't remember who, but I remember being pissed even though I'm not sure if it was a backhanded compliment or just a plain insult. :lol:
Compliment.
Funny. My whole life I was always described as smart, and not much else. :lol:
Smart strippers are cool. I talked to a strippers titties that were getting a PhD in something or other.
A thread about Chaos and no Eris? For shame!
(http://www.thinkwiki.org/images/b/b3/Eris.png)
(http://www.grouchogandhi.com/site/gg_dwarf_planet_eris.jpg)
HAIL ERIS!! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!!!
Rubick Kubrick :
Rubick Kubrick :
Whoever made that is a fucking genius.
These people, or person.
http://www.space-invaders.com/
(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q279/quirkyjessi/cat2dims.jpg)
Thats a looker.
Do you look at people's whiteheads and want them popped too?
Dudes, all I can tell ya is DON'T ever YouTube for that shit. Inspiration struck, and me being me, I was gonna drop a zit-pop vid here as a follow-up.
I grossed myself out so bad, I won't even... ughhh. They were huge and horrible. So far beyond the limits of simple poor taste.
The cat crush pix were nothing, lets just leave it at that.
(http://jj.am/gallery/d/34409-1/GiantZit.jpg)
Follow ME. Sorry. I'm watching TV as a type.
And I guess Brasky's right. I have excellent credit. :lol:
You. Are. Not. Fat.
Follow ME. Sorry. I'm watching TV as a type.
And I guess Brasky's right. I have excellent credit. :lol:
You. Are. Not. Fat.
Thats a looker.
I want to pop that fucker.
Follow ME. Sorry. I'm watching TV as a type.
And I guess Brasky's right. I have excellent credit. :lol:
You. Are. Not. Fat.
Motherfucking spiders...
STOMP STOMP STOMP!!!
My fellow BBSers,
I have created a thread dedicated to chaos and nonsense. The goal of this thread is to be filled up to 250 pages. After 250 pages it will be locked and will rest at the depth of the ocean until the stars are right.
Your task:
Fill this thread with nonsense, random shit, and chaos. You don't have to be a creativitits. I welcome thread bumps, double posting, triple posting, trolling, and pointless arguments that are indeed pointless.
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1189/526886530_3994f3eca2_o.jpg)
My fellow BBSers,
I have created a thread dedicated to chaos and nonsense. The goal of this thread is to be filled up to 250 pages. After 250 pages it will be locked and will rest at the depth of the ocean until the stars are right.
Your task:
Fill this thread with nonsense, random shit, and chaos. You don't have to be a creativitits. I welcome thread bumps, double posting, triple posting, trolling, and pointless arguments that are indeed pointless.
So the difference between this thread and every other thread on the forums is what?
video or it didn't happen...
My fellow BBSers,
I have created a thread dedicated to chaos and nonsense. The goal of this thread is to be filled up to 250 pages. After 250 pages it will be locked and will rest at the depth of the ocean until the stars are right.
Your task:
Fill this thread with nonsense, random shit, and chaos. You don't have to be a creativitits. I welcome thread bumps, double posting, triple posting, trolling, and pointless arguments that are indeed pointless.
So the difference between this thread and every other thread on the forums is what?
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1189/526886530_3994f3eca2_o.jpg)
I used to be able to put my legs behind my head. Now I can't. :shock:
I used to be able to put my legs behind my head. Now I can't. :shock:
You can put them behind mine.
I used to be able to put my legs behind my head. Now I can't. :shock:
You can put them behind mine.
LMAO. I've never heard that line before. Excellent! :lol:
I used to be able to put my legs behind my head. Now I can't. :shock:
You can put them behind mine.
LMAO. I've never heard that line before. Excellent! :lol:
I'm a master debater and a cunning linguist.
Like I said before, when i was single, I could reel the, in, even though I'm a chubbmaster.
Looks like Toby as a kid.
Nice jersey. :P
Nice jersey. :P
Because of this jersey, the Bulls won championships in the next three years. I'm telling ya...
(http://www.sephro.com/nunchucks.gif)
(http://91.121.132.199/gifs/3350.gif)
Sweet, Street Fighter!
Nice jersey. :P
Because of this jersey, the Bulls won championships in the next three years. I'm telling ya...
They did have a pretty good stretch there for a while... :lol:
(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9056/stanandkylebywillowsanle7.jpg)
(http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr339/iamthewatchmaker/img020.jpg)
Who dis be?
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f261/a2000rdr/scan0001.jpg)
Just cause it was interesting to see Jizz' pics...
The first one is me in a Party shirt. (sister's communion)
Second is me with a Space Invader shirt. (self explanatory)
And the last is me with a lame excuse for a tie. (Easter)
Enjoy.
Alex Libman.
Alex Libman.
Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me. 8)
Alex Libman.
Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me. 8)
Oh. Well, post a current one then.
so dave......you're.....eight years old???
Everybody in Dave's first picture looks Asian, despite presumably being hispanic.Your presumption is correct.
Omlette du fromage.
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/6/62/ENGLISH_MOTHER_FUCKER.gif/120px-ENGLISH_MOTHER_FUCKER.gif)
Alex Libman.
Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me. 8)
Oh. Well, post a current one then.
I'm afraid of getting raped by the TSA. :lol: (not joking)
Alex Libman.
Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me. 8)
Oh. Well, post a current one then.
I'm afraid of getting raped by the TSA. :lol: (not joking)
And by TSA you mean Bonerjoe or me, right? Or...Bob. :lol:
Alex Libman.
Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me. 8)
Oh. Well, post a current one then.
I'm afraid of getting raped by the TSA. :lol: (not joking)
And by TSA you mean Bonerjoe or me, right? Or...Bob. :lol:
Plus, I won't be crazy and mysterious anymore. That'll take all the fun out of it. It's like ruining an orgasm!
Alex Libman.
Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me. 8)
Oh. Well, post a current one then.
I'm afraid of getting raped by the TSA. :lol: (not joking)
And by TSA you mean Bonerjoe or me, right? Or...Bob. :lol:
Plus, I won't be crazy and mysterious anymore. That'll take all the fun out of it. It's like ruining an orgasm!
Oh don't even say that. There goes my plan for the evening.
Alex Libman.
Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me. 8)
Oh. Well, post a current one then.
I'm afraid of getting raped by the TSA. :lol: (not joking)
And by TSA you mean Bonerjoe or me, right? Or...Bob. :lol:
Plus, I won't be crazy and mysterious anymore. That'll take all the fun out of it. It's like ruining an orgasm!
Oh don't even say that. There goes my plan for the evening.
My sincere appy-polly-loggies, babushka.
Alex Libman.
Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me. 8)
Oh. Well, post a current one then.
I'm afraid of getting raped by the TSA. :lol: (not joking)
And by TSA you mean Bonerjoe or me, right? Or...Bob. :lol:
Plus, I won't be crazy and mysterious anymore. That'll take all the fun out of it. It's like ruining an orgasm!
Oh don't even say that. There goes my plan for the evening.
My sincere appy-polly-loggies, babushka.
This post makes me gulliver feel very, very horrorshow, little brother.
Alex Libman.
Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me. 8)
Oh. Well, post a current one then.
I'm afraid of getting raped by the TSA. :lol: (not joking)
And by TSA you mean Bonerjoe or me, right? Or...Bob. :lol:
Plus, I won't be crazy and mysterious anymore. That'll take all the fun out of it. It's like ruining an orgasm!
Oh don't even say that. There goes my plan for the evening.
My sincere appy-polly-loggies, babushka.
This post makes me gulliver feel very, very horrorshow, little brother.
Post it, dammit.
And I don't rape, I just molest.
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/6161/swimmingaround11wq9.jpg)
My androgynous avatar in Secondlife. :3
Post it, dammit.
And I don't rape, I just molest.
Sorry. My apologies. :shock:
Definitely not.
I'm just here to rate and berate nipples.
http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/9890/hugenipples42101siwd6.jpg (http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/9890/hugenipples42101siwd6.jpg)
That poos-poos is going to be burnt to a crisp!
(http://a277.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/71/m_2d69e6ff87a80410c2488f28f65fe6b4.gif)
Milk toast. LOL
I just realized that the baby looks like a young John McCain.
No show.
Now it is.
(http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9828/1210836995485bn8.jpg)
(http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9828/1210836995485bn8.jpg)
Come on, her eyes aren't even blue.
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9828/1210836995485bn8.jpg
Come on, her eyes aren't even blue.
And that poses the question...who fucking cares?
Nazis.
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9828/1210836995485bn8.jpg
Come on, her eyes aren't even blue.
And that poses the question...who fucking cares?
Nazis.
I'm a Nazi and I don't give a fuck.
You have failed.
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9828/1210836995485bn8.jpg
Come on, her eyes aren't even blue.
And that poses the question...who fucking cares?
Nazis.
I'm a Nazi and I don't give a fuck.
You have failed.
The blue eyes thing was just a joke anyway. Hitler had shit-eyes.
And one testicle.
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9828/1210836995485bn8.jpg
Come on, her eyes aren't even blue.
And that poses the question...who fucking cares?
Nazis.
I'm a Nazi and I don't give a fuck.
You have failed.
The blue eyes thing was just a joke anyway. Hitler had shit-eyes.
And one testicle.
So we can't really fault him for being the way he was.
Sure I can. I'm an asshole.
The Nazis had excellent tanks.
I wonder what the mpg is on that thing?
I wonder what the mpg is on that thing?
I don't think they list it as a number, probably just listed as "shitty". I think one of the people that reviewed it made a comment on the mpg. Everytime I start reading the comments, I laugh so hard that I start to cry. :lol:
I wonder what the mpg is on that thing?
I don't think they list it as a number, probably just listed as "shitty". I think one of the people that reviewed it made a comment on the mpg. Everytime I start reading the comments, I laugh so hard that I start to cry. :lol:
Yeah they're pretty funny. "Finally, a tank you can trust"
The Nazis had excellent tanks.
Did someone say...tank?
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FBH0ARF2L._SS400_.jpg)
http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE
Did you know that Swallows have adapted to hunting insects on the wing by developing a slender streamlined body, and long pointed wings, which allow great manoeuvrability and endurance, as well as frequent periods of gliding? Their body shape allows for very efficient flight, which costs 50-75% less for swallows than equivalent passerines of the same size. Swallows usually forage at around 30-40 km/h, although they are capable of reaching speeds of between 50-65 km/h when travelling.
Did you know that Swallows have adapted to hunting insects on the wing by developing a slender streamlined body, and long pointed wings, which allow great maneuverability and endurance, as well as frequent periods of gliding? Their body shape allows for very efficient flight, which costs 50-75% less for swallows than equivalent passerines of the same size. Swallows usually forage at around 30-40 km/h, although they are capable of reaching speeds of between 50-65 km/h when traveling.
Useless information = win.
Lindsey, are you sure those birds are swallows?
Lindsey, are you sure those birds are swallows?
Do I look like I care? :lol:
coo-coo?
Lindsey, are you sure those birds are swallows?
Do I look like I care? :lol:
I cannot see your face, but my instincts tell me you are secretly a bird watcher.
Kryptonite! You are sneaky. :lol:
Kryptonite! You are sneaky. :lol:
That's implied. I will use my feminine wiles on you when necessary.
Kryptonite! You are sneaky. :lol:
That's implied. I will use my feminine wiles on you when necessary.
I don't think my poor testicles will be able to handle it... :(
Kryptonite! You are sneaky. :lol:
That's implied. I will use my feminine wiles on you when necessary.
I don't think my poor testicles will be able to handle it... :(
There's supposed to be an explosion.
Kryptonite! You are sneaky. :lol:
That's implied. I will use my feminine wiles on you when necessary.
I don't think my poor testicles will be able to handle it... :(
There's supposed to be an explosion.
:shock:
Kryptonite! You are sneaky. :lol:
That's implied. I will use my feminine wiles on you when necessary.
I don't think my poor testicles will be able to handle it... :(
There's supposed to be an explosion.
:shock:
You can't tell me you aren't intrigued. And thoroughly aroused.
Kryptonite! You are sneaky. :lol:
That's implied. I will use my feminine wiles on you when necessary.
I don't think my poor testicles will be able to handle it... :(
There's supposed to be an explosion.
:shock:
You can't tell me you aren't intrigued. And thoroughly aroused.
I'm a hairy, old man, Lindsey. My balls are like an old Pontiac; sometimes you got to give them some gas and fiddle with some knobs to get it started.
Is that a challenge? 8)
I learned today how much I hate some parts of discrete mathematics...
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.
I learned today how much I hate some parts of discrete mathematics...
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.
What direction should I go in?
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.
What direction should I go in?
You can always convert to Islam. :lol:
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.
What direction should I go in?
You can always convert to Islam. :lol:
That doesn't sound like much fun. :shock:
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.
What direction should I go in?
You can always convert to Islam. :lol:
That doesn't sound like much fun. :shock:
We would have to consult Davi on this.
I learned today how much I hate some parts of discrete mathematics...
I like porn.
I like porn.
Porn (at least on the internets) would be unpossible without math.
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.
What direction should I go in?
You can always convert to Islam. :lol:
That doesn't sound like much fun. :shock:
We would have to consult Davi on this.
Hmph. Fuck it. Let's go bowling.
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.
What direction should I go in?
You can always convert to Islam. :lol:
That doesn't sound like much fun. :shock:
We would have to consult Davi on this.
Hmph. Fuck it. Let's go bowling.
Bowling? Is that some kind of witchcraft? :lol:
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.
What direction should I go in?
You can always convert to Islam. :lol:
That doesn't sound like much fun. :shock:
We would have to consult Davi on this.
Hmph. Fuck it. Let's go bowling.
Bowling? Is that some kind of witchcraft? :lol:
I'll show you some kind of witchcraft. :twisted:
I can make it get bigger... :lol:
I can make it get bigger... :lol:
You know magic too?
I can make it get bigger... :lol:
You know magic too?
Yes.
I can make it get bigger... :lol:
You know magic too?
Yes.
Wowee-wow-wow!
I learned today how much I hate some parts of discrete mathematics...
I avoided that class. I took linear algebra instead. Differential equations was my favorite math class.
That's right. I'm more addictive than heroin.
Color theory and mathematical induction are great for computing, just the rest seem more or less theoretical arguments for how and why computers work.
That's right. I'm more addictive than heroin.
I haven't tried heroin, but I do see your point.
That's right. I'm more addictive than heroin.
I haven't tried heroin, but I do see your point.
The withdrawal from me is worse. :lol:
I like porn.
Porn (at least on the internets) would be unpossible without math.
That's right. I'm more addictive than heroin.
I haven't tried heroin, but I do see your point.
The withdrawal from me is worse. :lol:
At least heroin delivers.
That's right. I'm more addictive than heroin.
I haven't tried heroin, but I do see your point.
The withdrawal from me is worse. :lol:
At least heroin delivers.
I deliver plenty when the recipient is up to par. :P
That's right. I'm more addictive than heroin.
I haven't tried heroin, but I do see your point.
The withdrawal from me is worse. :lol:
At least heroin delivers.
I deliver plenty when the recipient is up to par. :P
I STAND BY MY STATEMENT.
I like porn.
Porn (at least on the internets) would be unpossible without math.
Why do you think the net was born?
Oh you're just hostile because I won't get naked.
That's right. I'm more addictive than heroin.
I haven't tried heroin, but I do see your point.
The withdrawal from me is worse. :lol:
At least heroin delivers.
I deliver plenty when the recipient is up to par. :P
I STAND BY MY STATEMENT.
Oh you're just hostile because I won't get naked.
He can be hostile. I'm not posting naked pictures on the internet.
40 more years and I'll be in the nursing home...
Then I can have all the sex i want! Ahahahaha!
Oh wait... :x
40 more years and I'll be in the nursing home...
Then I can have all the sex i want! Ahahahaha!
Oh wait... :x
I'm told old men in nursing homes expose themselves quite a bit, and get away with things like touching the nurses in inappropriate places because it's just assumed that they don't realize they're not supposed to do it. :lol:
40 more years and I'll be in the nursing home...
Then I can have all the sex i want! Ahahahaha!
Oh wait... :x
I'm told old men in nursing homes expose themselves quite a bit, and get away with things like touching the nurses in inappropriate places because it's just assumed that they don't realize they're not supposed to do it. :lol:
Old people are crazy, but interesting. (In a crazy kind of way.)
Also, I'm mad because I went to Sears to get a key copied yesterday and THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKER IN THE BUILDING THAT KNEW HOW WASN'T THERE.
Also, I'm mad because I went to Sears to get a key copied yesterday and THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKER IN THE BUILDING THAT KNEW HOW WASN'T THERE.
Home Depot is usually better for that.
BOINGITY BOING
BOINGITY BOING
WAT
BOINGITY BOING
WAT
YO MOMMA DAT'S WHAT
*snap snap snap*
Oh sh...
Oh sh...
You have no idea. I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago. :lol:
Oh sh...
You have no idea. I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago. :lol:
At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.
Oh sh...
You have no idea. I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago. :lol:
At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.
It's true. I don't know what I'd do without it. :P
Oh sh...
You have no idea. I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago. :lol:
At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.
It's true. I don't know what I'd do without it. :P
God bless Barack Obama!
Oh sh...
You have no idea. I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago. :lol:
At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.
It's true. I don't know what I'd do without it. :P
God bless Barack Obama!
I definitely did not masturbate to Barack Obama.
Oh sh...
You have no idea. I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago. :lol:
At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.
It's true. I don't know what I'd do without it. :P
God bless Barack Obama!
I definitely did not masturbate to Barack Obama.
Neither did I. High five!
Oh sh...
You have no idea. I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago. :lol:
At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.
It's true. I don't know what I'd do without it. :P
God bless Barack Obama!
I definitely did not masturbate to Barack Obama.
Neither did I. High five!
It got on the ceiling, didn't it?
Oh sh...
You have no idea. I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago. :lol:
At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.
It's true. I don't know what I'd do without it. :P
God bless Barack Obama!
I definitely did not masturbate to Barack Obama.
Neither did I. High five!
It got on the ceiling, didn't it?
It was time to repaint it, anyways. :lol:
I definitely did not masturbate to Barack Obama.
You guys are slackin lately. I just finished up work for the night and came here to see what's up, and nada.
You guys are slackin lately. I just finished up work for the night and came here to see what's up, and nada.
I spent an hour trying to get off earlier. I didn't have time to entertain you. :P
definitely this.I spent an hour trying to get off earlier. I didn't have time to entertain you. :PWho says you can't do both at the same time?
You guys are slackin lately. I just finished up work for the night and came here to see what's up, and nada.
I spent an hour trying to get off earlier. I didn't have time to entertain you. :P
Clearly you need expert help. Fortunately my fees can be paid in plane tickets.
You guys are slackin lately. I just finished up work for the night and came here to see what's up, and nada.
I spent an hour trying to get off earlier. I didn't have time to entertain you. :P
Who says you can't do both at the same time?
Don't you have a girlfriend already?
I love me some Metallica.
I love me some Metallica.
I do too. Master of Puppets is my favorite album.
I love me some Metallica.
I do too. Master of Puppets is my favorite album.
And there's nothing better than blasting Enter Sandman as you drive by Baptist churches.
Either of y'all listen to any Apocalyptica? They started out doing Metallica covers on cellos, but have done some pretty sweet original stuff too.
I love me some Metallica.
I love me some Metallica.
I do too. Master of Puppets is my favorite album.
And there's nothing better than blasting Enter Sandman as you drive by Baptist churches.
Either of y'all listen to any Apocalyptica? They started out doing Metallica covers on cellos, but have done some pretty sweet original stuff too.
I love me someMetallicaS&M.
My attempt at being artistical. :lol:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3184/3034482682_520d973b9d_b.jpg)
I think it's pretty. :D
I think it's pretty. :D
<3
You sure that shit is legal, dude? :shock:
You sure that shit is legal, dude? :shock:
Yes I am.
Just checking. She had the jailbait look to me. :lol:
Just checking. She had the jailbait look to me. :lol:
I know her boyfriend, she's older than you by several years. Also she isn't nekkid.
That makes me want to go play with my Muffy right now...but that little shit was mean to me earlier so he's on probation. :lol:
That makes me want to go play with my Muffy right now...but that little shit was mean to me earlier so he's on probation. :lol:
How old is Muffy?
Awww, Muffy is cute.
Awww, Muffy is cute.
He is, but the little nigger is mean. :lol:
He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park.
Awww, Muffy is cute.
He is, but the little nigger is mean. :lol:
He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park.
Haha! :lol:
Awww, Muffy is cute.
He is, but the little nigger is mean. :lol:
He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park.
Haha! :lol:
This is why I can't be a mom. :lol:
Awww, Muffy is cute.
He is, but the little nigger is mean. :lol:
He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park.
Haha! :lol:
This is why I can't be a mom. :lol:
I can't ever be a father, because my children will have fur on their face.
Awww, Muffy is cute.
He is, but the little nigger is mean. :lol:
He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park.
Haha! :lol:
This is why I can't be a mom. :lol:
I can't ever be a father, because my children will have fur on their face.
I think Diet Coke just came out of my nose. :lol:
Awww, Muffy is cute.
He is, but the little nigger is mean. :lol:
He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park.
Haha! :lol:
This is why I can't be a mom. :lol:
I can't ever be a father, because my children will have fur on their face.
I think Diet Coke just came out of my nose. :lol:
*Licks it off.*
(http://www.pandasthumb.org/archives/bear_tongue-2.JPG)
I've seen more bear pictures in the last three days than I have in my whole life. :lol:
I've seen more bear pictures in the last three days than I have in my whole life. :lol:
Bears are lovable animals, except when they maul people's faces.
That makes me want to go play with my Muffy right now...but that little shit was mean to me earlier so he's on probation. :lol:
How old is Muffy?
Oh he's like three or so, but he's small - so I pretend he's still a baby. :lol:
(http://pics.livejournal.com/llbsb4ever/pic/0000307b)
That makes me want to go play with my Muffy right now...but that little shit was mean to me earlier so he's on probation. :lol:
How old is Muffy?
Oh he's like three or so, but he's small - so I pretend he's still a baby. :lol:
(http://pics.livejournal.com/llbsb4ever/pic/0000307b)
that dog has satan's eyes.
That makes me want to go play with my Muffy right now...but that little shit was mean to me earlier so he's on probation. :lol:
How old is Muffy?
Oh he's like three or so, but he's small - so I pretend he's still a baby. :lol:
(http://pics.livejournal.com/llbsb4ever/pic/0000307b)
that dog has satan's eyes.
Nah dude, don't worry. It's the other one that will kill you. :lol:
This one will just piss on your corpse afterwards.
Where are you getting this shit?
Where are you getting this shit?
The Saga of Bloodninja :lol:
http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html
Where are you getting this shit?
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something:
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm gonna try that...the next time I ever get close...OH YEAH BABY PUT ON YOUR ROBE AND WIZARD HAT. :P
I'd do it.
I'm impressed you have the patience to read them. :P
Who said I was reading them? I just like the pretty colours.
I'm impressed you have the patience to read them. :P
Who said I was reading them? I just like the pretty colours.
Well it makes my eyes hurt :-P
I suddenly have the urge to patent technicolour condoms.
I'm actually impressed you put the effort into changing the colours on all these...
(http://www.nypress.com/images/whatsnew/condom.jpeg)
Fuuuuuuck.
(http://www.nypress.com/images/whatsnew/condom.jpeg)
Fuuuuuuck.
That's really odd looking, for some reason.
Gibson, were you dude that had Brain for an avatar for a while?
Gibson, were you dude that had Brain for an avatar for a while?
I updated it in my righteous fight against the rampant racism that is ruining this forum.
Gibson, were you dude that had Brain for an avatar for a while?
I updated it in my righteous fight against the rampant racism that is ruining this forum.
Gibson, were you dude that had Brain for an avatar for a while?
I updated it in my righteous fight against the rampant racism that is ruining this forum.
you double nigger
Gibson, were you dude that had Brain for an avatar for a while?
I updated it in my righteous fight against the rampant racism that is ruining this forum.
you double nigger
Ready to make love?
Gibson, were you dude that had Brain for an avatar for a while?
I updated it in my righteous fight against the rampant racism that is ruining this forum.
you double nigger
Ready to make love?
as long as you will accept my big black cock
"A Croation gangster thanks you for your PIN number" :lol:
You know...the phrase "PIN number" is redundant. :shock:
the work itself is shit, but Jesus anally raping Jesus with a ball gag? come on!
My problem with it is it's freaking stupid.
My problem with it is it's freaking stupid.
My problem with it is it's freaking stupid.
your just sad cuz da jesus won't plow your gay ass.
I don't think my girlfriend would approve of that.
My problem with it is it's freaking stupid.
your just sad cuz da jesus won't plow your gay ass.
I don't think my girlfriend would approve of that.
I don't even know why you claim to call yourself bi.
I need...a bicycle.
I need...a bicycle.
Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.
I need...a bicycle.
I need...a bicycle.
Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.
I'm bouncing off the walls here. :shock:
I need...a bicycle.
Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.
I'm bouncing off the walls here. :shock:
Why?
I need...a bicycle.
you know, bicycle was the b-side to a wonderful queen tune, fat bottom girls...
I need...a bicycle.
Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.
I'm bouncing off the walls here. :shock:
Why?
No reason. :P
I need...a bicycle.
Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.
I'm bouncing off the walls here. :shock:
Why?
No reason. :P
I should go buy a bike from John Hansen one day. :lol:
I need...a bicycle.
you know, bicycle was the b-side to a wonderful queen tune, fat bottom girls...
I'm going to go ahead and ignore that, instead of hurting you right away.
I need...a bicycle.
Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.
I'm bouncing off the walls here. :shock:
Why?
No reason. :P
I should go buy a bike from John Hansen one day. :lol:
I'll kick your ass. :lol:
I need...a bicycle.
Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.
I'm bouncing off the walls here. :shock:
Why?
No reason. :P
I should go buy a bike from John Hansen one day. :lol:
I'll kick your ass. :lol:
Hehehe. :P
I need...a bicycle.
Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.
I'm bouncing off the walls here. :shock:
Why?
No reason. :P
I should go buy a bike from John Hansen one day. :lol:
I'll kick your ass. :lol:
Hehehe. :P
Soooooooooooooo not funny! :P
Be careful, he might enjoy it.
Be careful, he might enjoy it.
I'd talk to him about Libertarianism. :lol:
Be careful, he might enjoy it.
I'd talk to him about Libertarianism. :lol:
He'd probably just try to hump you.
Be careful, he might enjoy it.
I'd talk to him about Libertarianism. :lol:
He'd probably just try to hump you.
Poor Hansen...
Be careful, he might enjoy it.
I'd talk to him about Libertarianism. :lol:
He'd probably just try to hump you.
Poor Hansen...
Uhm, HELLO?! Poor you! :lol:
/me dies
/me dies
It's that strong, huh?
/me dies
It's that strong, huh?
Yeah...that's it all right.
/me dies
It's that strong, huh?
Yeah...that's it all right.
I'm sorry. *growls*
/me dies
It's that strong, huh?
Yeah...that's it all right.
I'm sorry. *growls*
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Aww, the bear looks so sad. :cry:
Aww, the bear looks so sad. :cry:
Either that or he's really tired from rubbing his junk against the tree.
(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd276/bcg1969/Phantasm%204/sphereboobs1.gif)
(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd276/bcg1969/Phantasm%204/sphereboobs2.gif)
(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd276/bcg1969/Phantasm%204/sphereboobs3.gif)
So when she wakes up...did she really not notice two huge balls of steel weighing down her chest, or the fact that her tits were gone?
As interesting as it would be to launch one or both of those at someone who'd made me angry, I think I'll stick to what I have. :lol:
As interesting as it would be to launch one or both of those at someone who'd made me angry, I think I'll stick to what I have. :lol:
I wouldn't mind at all if you launched the ones you have at me.
Anyone remember the movie "Rollerball" ?
I didn't even know there was a remake..
I was about 7 when I saw it I guess- but I liked it just fine.
That looks classy! :)
That looks classy! :)
I've always wanted one. I think it's been a couple of years since I've actually bothered to sit down and tried to play. :(
That looks classy! :)
I've always wanted one. I think it's been a couple of years since I've actually bothered to sit down and tried to play. :(
I took piano lessons when I was little, but I can't even remember it anymore. :(
That looks classy! :)
I've always wanted one. I think it's been a couple of years since I've actually bothered to sit down and tried to play. :(
I took piano lessons when I was little, but I can't even remember it anymore. :(
My parents wouldn't let me have lessons. I stopped playing instruments when I hit high school mostly because I had to choose between voice and instrument, and I chose voice.
(http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif)
(http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif)
That gif is hilarious! :lol:
(http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif)
(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o190/biffwebster1/CantFap.jpg)
Anyone else a fan of Yog?
This thread is so beautiful. *tear of joy*
This thread is so beautiful. *tear of joy*
You do know you promised pictures at the end, right? :lol:
This thread is so beautiful. *tear of joy*
You do know you promised pictures at the end, right? :lol:
This thread is so beautiful. *tear of joy*
You do know you promised pictures at the end, right? :lol:
The last page (page 250 or so) of this thread will be filled with pictures of me in Ukraine. :lol:
I'll post a picture of me in a kilt before then
Yeah, and I'll get naked. :lol:
Shaddup.
Shaddup.
i do believe he has a point...
Shaddup.
i do believe he has a point...
I said I'd get naked. I didn't say I'd show you people. :P
Shaddup.
i do believe he has a point...
I said I'd get naked. I didn't say I'd show you people. :P
i believe i saw somewhere that it would just take a pretty good profit.
cost to you to take the pictures? $0
cost to me to see the pictures? profitable to you
Shaddup.
i do believe he has a point...
I said I'd get naked. I didn't say I'd show you people. :P
i believe i saw somewhere that it would just take a pretty good profit.
cost to you to take the pictures? $0
cost to me to see the pictures? profitable to you
I said that? I don't remember...so you'd have to show me. :lol:
Shaddup.
i do believe he has a point...
I said I'd get naked. I didn't say I'd show you people. :P
i believe i saw somewhere that it would just take a pretty good profit.
cost to you to take the pictures? $0
cost to me to see the pictures? profitable to you
I said that? I don't remember...so you'd have to show me. :lol:
i have to get ready for work atm, but when i get there i will find it. oh yes, i will.
You guys are spying on me! :shock:
Looks like you're having a poo there.
Sorta like this poo.
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1uhoej5xhzcospi5gser.jpg)
You guys are spying on me! :shock:
Nigga be quiet, that's MY backyard.
You guys are spying on me! :shock:
Nigga be quiet, that's MY backyard.
when did they grow mountains in florida?
Looks like you're having a poo there.
Sorta like this poo.
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1uhoej5xhzcospi5gser.jpg)
OH MAH GAWD I'M IN LOVE. :D
Looks like you're having a poo there.
Sorta like this poo.
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1uhoej5xhzcospi5gser.jpg)
OH MAH GAWD I'M IN LOVE. :D
That thing is really cute.
I want one.
/me cries
I want one.
/me cries
what would you give for one ;)
I want one.
/me cries
what would you give for one ;)
Nothing you want.
Fuck, I'm confused. That's for sure.
i did not go to bed upon arrival at home from work :(
now i will never get to sleep
any ideas on what i can watch to kick start that?
i did not go to bed upon arrival at home from work :(
now i will never get to sleep
any ideas on what i can watch to kick start that?
The inside of a bottle of Unisom.
i did not go to bed upon arrival at home from work :(
now i will never get to sleep
any ideas on what i can watch to kick start that?
The inside of a bottle of Unisom.
OMFG. I'm at work and I just saw a little girl walk by wearing a skort and a side ponytail. Finally...it's the second coming of the 80s! Bwahahahahaha!
It is an excellent thing! I couldn't be more thrilled. I have applied fuscia lipstick in honor of this momentous occasion.
Hey, the name of the color is sex kitten. :-P
I have applied fuscia lipstick in honor of this momentous occasion.
Maybe something is going on here.
Don't knock it. I was born then. That alone makes it all worth while. :-P
I know. My mother is stuck there.
Two words: Power. Rangers.
I know. 80>90.
Power. Mother. Fucking. Rangers.
Rush Limbah.
Horrible Rap Music.
*throws a bunch of tea overboard for no apparent reason*
The horror!
*throws a bunch of tea overboard for no apparent reason*
The horror!
*throws a bunch of tea overboard for no apparent reason*
The horror!
The fish need tea as well. How else are they going to have under the water tea parties? Unfortunately, crumpets won't stay together in salt water.
Fish drink beer.
At least we still have the scones.
I don't think I've ever had a scone. :shock:
:shock:
I don't think I've ever had a scone. :shock:
:shock:
I feel so deprived, all of a sudden.
I don't think I've ever had a scone. :shock:
:shock:
I feel so deprived, all of a sudden.
I don't think I've ever had a scone. :shock:
:shock:
I feel so deprived, all of a sudden.
How many times have you been to Starbucks? Have you ever glanced out the baked goods case?
I don't think I've ever had a scone. :shock:
:shock:
I feel so deprived, all of a sudden.
How many times have you been to Starbucks? Have you ever glanced out the baked goods case?
No. They are but false idols, pretenders to the throne of sconey goodness!
I don't think I've ever had a scone. :shock:
:shock:
I feel so deprived, all of a sudden.
How many times have you been to Starbucks? Have you ever glanced out the baked goods case?
No. They are but false idols, pretenders to the throne of sconey goodness!
I don't think I've ever had a scone. :shock:
:shock:
I feel so deprived, all of a sudden.
How many times have you been to Starbucks? Have you ever glanced out the baked goods case?
No. They are but false idols, pretenders to the throne of sconey goodness!
It's fuckin sweetened hard tack, sometimes with bits of fruit in it. You really can't fuck it up. Or make it taste that great for that matter.
It's really not.
What's the red goo??
Jam.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jam
i own the nigger-loving company....i'm pretty sure
niggerstoothless english people, fags and nose-picking french people eat scones
we eat cresent rolls...without the 'c'
made by white people at pillsbury
The French wouldn't touch a scone to have their life, because they faggotry little bastards. And cresent rolls are French...
niggerstoothless english people, fags and nose-picking french people eat scones
we eat cresent rolls...without the 'c'
made by white people at pillsbury
The French wouldn't touch a scone to have their life, because they faggotry little bastards. And cresent rolls are French...
only with a "c", my little negress...
white americans fucking OWN CRESENT rolls....intentionally misspelled, to thumb nose at the french cunts
Ohhhhhhhhhhh.
Fag.
French twats.
French twats.
Redundant.
It would be more of a clarification to refer to French non-twats.
Na, it's just like French squared.
niggerstoothless english people, fags and nose-picking french people eat scones
we eat cresent rolls...without the 'c'
made by white people at pillsbury
The French wouldn't touch a scone to have their life, because they faggotry little bastards. And cresent rolls are French...
only with a "c", my little negress...
white americans fucking OWN CRESENT rolls....intentionally misspelled, to thumb nose at the french cunts
Ohhhhhhhhhhh.
Fag.
don't make me, make YOU , suck mah dick.
nigger
You'll have to scrap the cheese off it first man...
Na, it's just like French squared.
Hmmm.. I should try making some scones next week.
(http://www.boners.com/content/806480.1.jpg)
Hmmm.. I should try making some scones next week.
I'm booking my flight now. :lol:
Hmmm.. I should try making some scones next week.
I'm booking my flight now. :lol:
Wait until I learn how to make them, first. :lol:
Hmmm.. I should try making some scones next week.
I'm booking my flight now. :lol:
Wait until I learn how to make them, first. :lol:
Fine, I'll just stay here then. :P
Hmmm.. I should try making some scones next week.
I'm booking my flight now. :lol:
Wait until I learn how to make them, first. :lol:
Fine, I'll just stay here then. :P
Fine, I'll deliver them personally when they are perfected. :lol:
Hmmm.. I should try making some scones next week.
I'm booking my flight now. :lol:
Wait until I learn how to make them, first. :lol:
Fine, I'll just stay here then. :P
Fine, I'll deliver them personally when they are perfected. :lol:
Don't forget to bring the potato pancakes.
Hmmm.. I should try making some scones next week.
I'm booking my flight now. :lol:
Wait until I learn how to make them, first. :lol:
Fine, I'll just stay here then. :P
Fine, I'll deliver them personally when they are perfected. :lol:
Don't forget to bring the potato pancakes.
Oh of course!
That was my question.
:|
:|
You can has some potato pancakes too. :lol:
Give me the scones or die.
:|
You can has some potato pancakes too. :lol:
Give me the scones or die.
That's not very gentleman like!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmJO3ppLBsk
[youtube=425,350]lmJO3ppLBsk[/youtube]
(http://www.boners.com/content/807727.1.jpg)
Isn't that the video that somebody posted yesterday in another thread?
(http://www.boners.com/content/804552.1.jpg)
...Do that at my wedding.
"Our wedding." ;)
(http://www.dreamagic.com/roger/littleShopOfHorrors.gif)
the coolest plant ever
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v645/16/9/760559941/n760559941_1608060_9413.jpg)
a pic i took today. near lake shore/fullerton looking south.
the plant, that is an "audrey II" from Little Shop of Horrors.
Loyola is 6.4mi to the north. that could be close or far, depending on your perspective.
Tall buildings. I has none. :(
/me dies
I had that book as a kid.
I had that book as a kid.
I didn't :(
I was brainwashed by socialist children's books.
I had that book as a kid.
I didn't :(
I was brainwashed by socialist children's books.
Cool. :lol:
Do you still have any of them? Because that would be even better.
I had that book as a kid.
I didn't :(
I was brainwashed by socialist children's books.
Cool. :lol:
Do you still have any of them? Because that would be even better.
Yeah, I still have two of them. :)
We gotted some new glasses at zhe hut the other day. Special edition Oakleys.
http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=38#view=pdp&sku=428012
Except in this picture it says polarized, which is a lie. Especially for that price. Someone should tell them that.
We gotted some new glasses at zhe hut the other day. Special edition Oakleys.
http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=38#view=pdp&sku=428012
Except in this picture it says polarized, which is a lie. Especially for that price. Someone should tell them that.
The Gas-can ones? They look like the older ones.
Shh...you'll give him ideas. :lol:
Shh...you'll give him ideas. :lol:
My thoughts are as pure as church.
Shh...you'll give him ideas. :lol:
My thoughts are as pure as church.
(http://imghost.eatshirt.com/llbsb4ever/myarse.jpg)
:lol:
Shh...you'll give him ideas. :lol:
My thoughts are as pure as church.
(http://imghost.eatshirt.com/llbsb4ever/myarse.jpg)
:lol:
I see what you did thar! :P
You're pretty.
You're pretty.
Most bears are. Isn't nature great? :P
Awwwwwwwwwwww! How adorable! :D
Awwwwwwwwwwww! How adorable! :D
(http://www.popular-pics.com/ppimages/polar-bears-cubs-knut-1.jpg)
This should be your avatar.
Error's got a crush on Jizzy. :P
Error's got a crush on Jizzy. :P
This should be your avatar.
Dude, that bear is too cute to be me.
Error's got a crush on Jizzy. :P
I've got a crush on Lindsey. I think I may have to seek professional help. :P
8)
(http://tkfextern.rolotec.ch/en/zoo-berlin_knut_1280x1024.jpg)
I found another cute animal:
(http://www.mycuteanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/1a.jpg)
I just want to pet it through the screen. :lol:
I just want to pet it through the screen. :lol:
I want to kiss it through the screen! It's so precious!
Must...have...tiny aminal.
Aww, look at the baby! :D
Must...have...tiny aminal.
I know. :)
Wolf pup.
(http://fc22.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/192/5/2/Wolf_Cub_by_FantasticFennec.jpg)
Aww, look at the baby! :D
It's adorable. :)
Aww, look at the baby! :D
It's adorable. :)
Muffin's going to that white trash family ASAP. He tried to bite my hand earlier. He grazed it and it really hurt. Sometimes he bites when we're playing, but this one was mean. Little fucker. :x
Aww, look at the baby! :D
It's adorable. :)
Muffin's going to that white trash family ASAP. He tried to bite my hand earlier. He grazed it and it really hurt. Sometimes he bites when we're playing, but this one was mean. Little fucker. :x
Get a wolf mix puppy and raise it well. It's sheer size would scare most folks away, but it'll be a big baby when you're around.
Aww, look at the baby! :D
It's adorable. :)
Muffin's going to that white trash family ASAP. He tried to bite my hand earlier. He grazed it and it really hurt. Sometimes he bites when we're playing, but this one was mean. Little fucker. :x
Aww, look at the baby! :D
It's adorable. :)
Muffin's going to that white trash family ASAP. He tried to bite my hand earlier. He grazed it and it really hurt. Sometimes he bites when we're playing, but this one was mean. Little fucker. :x
Get a wolf mix puppy and raise it well. It's sheer size would scare most folks away, but it'll be a big baby when you're around.
I'm never the doggies' favorite. :cry:
Aww, look at the baby! :D
It's adorable. :)
Muffin's going to that white trash family ASAP. He tried to bite my hand earlier. He grazed it and it really hurt. Sometimes he bites when we're playing, but this one was mean. Little fucker. :x
Yeah, they look cute, but when they bite, oh sh...
When I was really little, some big ass dog started barking at me and my told the woman that if she didn't move the dog, she'll kick it across the street.
Aww, look at the baby! :D
It's adorable. :)
Muffin's going to that white trash family ASAP. He tried to bite my hand earlier. He grazed it and it really hurt. Sometimes he bites when we're playing, but this one was mean. Little fucker. :x
Get a wolf mix puppy and raise it well. It's sheer size would scare most folks away, but it'll be a big baby when you're around.
I'm never the doggies' favorite. :cry:
Trust me, wolf mix dogs are very friendly. Just big. So the food bill would be the biggest of your worries. >_>
but then we lose goatse?!?!?!?!
(http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00016/00016450.jpg)
I wish I could find this picture I have of myself as a kid. I even let the high school yearbook have it. Me, and my flowery dress, my Barbie roller skates, and some kinda stuffed animal. I was cute. :lol:
Yes. I was Goddammed adorable. I'm too old to be adorable now. I think you move on to something else after age 6.You do know that I *furiously* love older women, right?
Yes. I was Goddammed adorable. I'm too old to be adorable now. I think you move on to something else after age 6.You do know that I *furiously* love older women, right?
OMG, HAHAHA you fuckin youngster!Yes. I was Goddammed adorable. I'm too old to be adorable now. I think you move on to something else after age 6.You do know that I *furiously* love older women, right?
I'm 21. I'm not old. Just too old for adorable. :lol:
OMG, HAHAHA you fuckin youngster!Yes. I was Goddammed adorable. I'm too old to be adorable now. I think you move on to something else after age 6.You do know that I *furiously* love older women, right?
I'm 21. I'm not old. Just too old for adorable. :lol:
What's all this old talk then?
Yes. I was Goddammed adorable. I'm too old to be adorable now. I think you move on to something else after age 6.
My bones still creak. :lol:baaahh!
My bones still creak. :lol:baaahh!
My bones still creak. :lol:at a mere 30, you should see how fucked up my knees are. i am going to need replacement surgery by the time i am 40.
My bones still creak. :lol:at a mere 30, you should see how fucked up my knees are. i am going to need replacement surgery by the time i am 40.
Add me to the list.My bones still creak. :lol:baaahh!
My thoughts exactly. My MOTHER heard it the other day and is now making fun of me endlessly for it. :lol:
My bones still creak. :lol:at a mere 30, you should see how fucked up my knees are. i am going to need replacement surgery by the time i am 40.
Do you spend a lot of time on your knees?
/me ducks
Wazzat Taco Bell?
Wazzat Taco Bell?
i went through the taco bell drive thru one day and had a guy on a vrod in front of me.
where in the hell was he supposed to put the food?
i will post a pic of my bended left knee later for all to enjoy. it is quite a site.
I have heard mixed reviews, but still want to see. wife hates jimmy, though, and I hate going to movies by myself.
hmmm
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_smp2tJWS0iM/SSp89a_nbXI/AAAAAAAAAI0/7522_B0CcII/s640/img120.jpg)
I've never seen a James Bond movie. :shock:
I've never seen a James Bond movie. :shock:
I've never seen a James Bond movie. :shock:
MINI GOLF'D
It's alright. They're mostly dumb.
They're cheesy, but entertaining.
mostly? yes. but they are some good ones. and casino royale was pretty durned good
what can I say? my left knee cap is fucked up.
what can I say? my left knee cap is fucked up.
Yeah, it was actually really weird cause at the time I thought I was in the Excellent Breasts thread at the time.
I've never seen a James Bond movie. :shock:
what can I say? my left knee cap is fucked up.
Yeah, it was actually really weird cause at the time I thought I was in the Excellent Breasts thread at the time.
Ew. :lol:
I've never seen a James Bond movie. :shock:
Neither have I. I've never really been into the whole cliche action movie thing.
oh lindz, drop dead fred. what an awesome movie. way back when papa johns was giving free movies with their pizza, they had that movie. we made sure to order so we could get it.
"look, cobwebs!"
I hate action movies and I don't own any.
I have a degree in film. Therefore my argument is ironclad.
This does not include genre movies with action, of course.
I don't own a single non genre, modern setting film where a dude jumps out of the way of a slowmo billowing cloud of incendiary death, and I am proud.
Fuck the following people: Micheal Bay, Roland Emmerich, Micheal Bay, Dean Devlin, Paul Verhoven, Micheal Bay, Jerry Brickheimer, and Micheal Bay.
[youtube=425,350]mpIi34fCu1w[/youtube]
:lol:
I...think you need a refresher course.
MORNING! WHO'S FOR SNOT-FLICKING?!
[youtube=425,350]VQC1gjdu5gc[/youtube]
FRED! WHAT'S THAT WATER DOING THERE?!
WHAT WATER?!
THAT...WATER!
I DON'T KNOW! WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?!
:lol:
Remember your house?
Well...it sank.
:lol:
I...think you need a refresher course.
MORNING! WHO'S FOR SNOT-FLICKING?!
[youtube=425,350]VQC1gjdu5gc[/youtube]
FRED! WHAT'S THAT WATER DOING THERE?!
WHAT WATER?!
THAT...WATER!
I DON'T KNOW! WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?!
:lol:
Haha! :lol:
Remember your house?
Well...it sank.
:lol:
Wow. I haven't seen that movie in a long time.
WTF?
Its saying video no longer available.
I love Fred. :shock:
Paul Verhoven
I love Fred. :shock:
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p92/davidkriss72/MAKING_DROP_DEAD_FRED_14SMALLERSIZE.jpg)
Paul Verhoven
The rest of them I can understand, but Paul Verhoeven is a cinematic motherfucking genius.
He directed RoboCop, Total Recall, Basic Instinct, Showgirls, Starship Troopers, and Hollow Man! What more could you possibly want?
mr. v had 3 good movies.
total recall
robocop
starship troopers
well, troopers bastardized heinlein's genius and became an awesome propaganda film, but it was so much fun to watch.
mr. v had 3 good movies.
Well, troopers bastardized heinlein's genius and became an awesome propaganda film, but it was so much fun to watch.
Well, Total Recall bastardized Philip K. Dick's genius and became an semi coherent action film, but it was not much fun to watch.
I loves me some dick, and you are right that total recall was nothing lik we can remember it for you wholesale. but it had a 3 breasted whore.
feel free to use the above bad line all over the place to shame and ridicule me.
thank you for your support.
did you see the dark knight?
chris is a genius
did you see the dark knight?
chris is a genius
see it lindz, seriously. it comes out on dvd in 2 weeks. it is one of the most amazing bits of cinemagraphic genious I have ever seen. don't even think of it as a batman movie.
see it lindz, seriously. it comes out on dvd in 2 weeks. it is one of the most amazing bits of cinemagraphic genious I have ever seen. don't even think of it as a batman movie.
I shall.
john,
did you see insomnia? I saw it in theaters with mindset from trailers, thriller. I then saw a second time and wiped away preconceived notions and loved it.
I never heard of Drop Dead Fred but I recognized right away... Rick, from the Young Ones!!!
[youtube=425,350]X3MrevxTxzg[/youtube]
Denis, I don't think we can be friends anymore until you watch Drop Dead Fred.We ain't friends till you get your ass over here and we pass a spliff 'round the circle.
Phoebe Cates is in it. As a male, that is all the motivation you should need, from what I hear.Indeed. Post made on relevant thread. (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=25507.msg475590#msg475590)
Denis, I don't think we can be friends anymore until you watch Drop Dead Fred.We ain't friends till you get your ass over here and we pass a spliff 'round the circle.Phoebe Cates is in it. As a male, that is all the motivation you should need, from what I hear.Indeed. Post made on relevant thread. (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=25507.msg475590#msg475590)
mr. v had 3 good movies.
total recall
robocop
starship troopers
well, troopers bastardized heinlein's genius and became an awesome propaganda film, but it was so much fun to watch.
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BabtYPsFL_8/SSw2gAD5evI/AAAAAAAAAH0/yyedd4WDYjc/s512/Snapshot_135.jpg)
I met HARD GAY today. :3
I found something I want for Christmas. But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years. I have a pair that looks sort of like them already. But I love them. :(
http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589
It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on. And then you want them.
I found something I want for Christmas. But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years. I have a pair that looks sort of like them already. But I love them. :(
http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589
It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on. And then you want them.
I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.
I found something I want for Christmas. But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years. I have a pair that looks sort of like them already. But I love them. :(
http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589
It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on. And then you want them.
I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.
Blasphemy. :lol:
I found something I want for Christmas. But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years. I have a pair that looks sort of like them already. But I love them. :(
http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589
It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on. And then you want them.
I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.
Blasphemy. :lol:
They're made from Mexican Plutonite. :lol:
I found something I want for Christmas. But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years. I have a pair that looks sort of like them already. But I love them. :(
http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589
It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on. And then you want them.
I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.
Blasphemy. :lol:
They're made from Mexican Plutonite. :lol:
Hush.
I found something I want for Christmas. But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years. I have a pair that looks sort of like them already. But I love them. :(
http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589
It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on. And then you want them.
I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.
Blasphemy. :lol:
They're made from Mexican Plutonite. :lol:
Hush.
:P
I found something I want for Christmas. But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years. I have a pair that looks sort of like them already. But I love them. :(
http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589
It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on. And then you want them.
I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.
Blasphemy. :lol:
They're made from Mexican Plutonite. :lol:
Hush.
:P
Yes, I'll make you. :twisted:
I found something I want for Christmas. But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years. I have a pair that looks sort of like them already. But I love them. :(
http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589
It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on. And then you want them.
I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.
Blasphemy. :lol:
They're made from Mexican Plutonite. :lol:
Hush.
:P
Yes, I'll make you. :twisted:
Lies. :lol:
I found something I want for Christmas. But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years. I have a pair that looks sort of like them already. But I love them. :(
http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589
It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on. And then you want them.
I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.
Blasphemy. :lol:
They're made from Mexican Plutonite. :lol:
Hush.
:P
Yes, I'll make you. :twisted:
Lies. :lol:
You think so, eh? :P
I found something I want for Christmas. But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years. I have a pair that looks sort of like them already. But I love them. :(
http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589
It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on. And then you want them.
I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.
Blasphemy. :lol:
They're made from Mexican Plutonite. :lol:
Hush.
:P
Yes, I'll make you. :twisted:
Lies. :lol:
You think so, eh? :P
It depends.
I found something I want for Christmas. But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years. I have a pair that looks sort of like them already. But I love them. :(
http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589
It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on. And then you want them.
I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.
Blasphemy. :lol:
They're made from Mexican Plutonite. :lol:
Hush.
:P
Yes, I'll make you. :twisted:
Lies. :lol:
You think so, eh? :P
It depends.
On?
Hey is that Sandra O?I love Fred. :shock:
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p92/davidkriss72/MAKING_DROP_DEAD_FRED_14SMALLERSIZE.jpg)
I found something I want for Christmas. But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years. I have a pair that looks sort of like them already. But I love them. :(
http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589
It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on. And then you want them.
I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.
Blasphemy. :lol:
They're made from Mexican Plutonite. :lol:
Hush.
:P
Yes, I'll make you. :twisted:
Lies. :lol:
You think so, eh? :P
It depends.
On?
If you can get the ball gag in my mouth. :lol:
I found something I want for Christmas. But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years. I have a pair that looks sort of like them already. But I love them. :(
http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589
It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on. And then you want them.
I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.
Blasphemy. :lol:
They're made from Mexican Plutonite. :lol:
Hush.
:P
Yes, I'll make you. :twisted:
Lies. :lol:
You think so, eh? :P
It depends.
On?
If you can get the ball gag in my mouth. :lol:
Who said anything about a ball gag? :P
I don't use ball gags. I use pussy. :lol:
I don't use ball gags. I use pussy. :lol:
Naughty! :shock:
I don't use ball gags. I use pussy. :lol:
Naughty! :shock:
Exactly.
I don't use ball gags. I use pussy. :lol:
Naughty! :shock:
Exactly.
when are you two gonna stop with the flirting and start having cybersex right here in the forums?
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BabtYPsFL_8/SSw2gAD5evI/AAAAAAAAAH0/yyedd4WDYjc/s512/Snapshot_135.jpg)
I met HARD GAY today. :3
Jesus, you look like such a slut in SL.
I don't use ball gags. I use pussy. :lol:
Naughty! :shock:
Exactly.
when are you two gonna stop with the flirting and start having cybersex right here in the forums?
When he shaves off enough of that fur!
:lol:
I'm laughing at you cause your a goofy bastard :lol::lol:
:(
why are you laughing at me
:cry:
I'm laughing at you cause your a goofy bastard :lol::lol:
:(
why are you laughing at me
:cry:
Because it's Nair for men. :lol:
I don't use ball gags. I use pussy. :lol:
Naughty! :shock:
Exactly.
when are you two gonna stop with the flirting and start having cybersex right here in the forums?
I don't use ball gags. I use pussy. :lol:
Naughty! :shock:
Exactly.
when are you two gonna stop with the flirting and start having cybersex right here in the forums?
The truth is that I tried to initiate it, but Jizzy finds me repulsive and wants nothing to do with me. :lol:
:lol:
:lol:
Keep laughing... :lol:
:lol:
Keep laughing... :lol:
I will. And you can't stop me.
:lol:
Keep laughing... :lol:
I will. And you can't stop me.
Not even with my bear cock? :lol:
:lol:
Keep laughing... :lol:
I will. And you can't stop me.
Not even with my bear cock? :lol:
Okay, that could work. :lol:
:lol:
Keep laughing... :lol:
I will. And you can't stop me.
Not even with my bear cock? :lol:
Okay, that could work. :lol:
And if it doesn't, there's always thor.
Thor is one angry god. :shock:
(http://www.iheartchaos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/thor3.jpg)
I don't think it's made for humans.
I don't think it's made for humans.
It makes me clench just looking at it. And not in the good way.
It makes me clench in the good way just looking at it.And not
I wouldn't want to do a yellow one.
It makes me clench in the good way just looking at it.And not
you might want to make sure your keyboard is working ok
It makes me clench in the good way just looking at it.And not
you might want to make sure your keyboard is working ok
Once again. No assplay.
I wouldn't want to do a black one.
It makes me clench in the good way just looking at it.And not
you might want to make sure your keyboard is working ok
Once again. No assplay.
is that just things going in your ass, or are you against a little salad tossing as well? not heading directly for it, mind, but essentially being licked from "belly button to asshole" as it were.
It makes me clench in the good way just looking at it.And not
you might want to make sure your keyboard is working ok
Once again. No assplay.
is that just things going in your ass, or are you against a little salad tossing as well? not heading directly for it, mind, but essentially being licked from "belly button to asshole" as it were.
Tongue on my asshole would freak me out, I think. I'd never feel like it is clean enough, no matter how many showers I take.
What choices are available?
It's more phobia-like, I guess. I mean, I can't understand why anyone would want to put their tongue on someone else's asshole anyway. :lol:
What choices are available?
(http://realcolorwheel.com/colorwheel/Real-Color-Wheel-Plain5in72dpi.png)
I think I would be too uncomfortable with it to even think about it possibly feeling good.
I think I would be too uncomfortable with it to even think about it possibly feeling good.
which is entirely understandable. sometimes, though, you need to let your inhibitions go.
I think I would be too uncomfortable with it to even think about it possibly feeling good.
which is entirely understandable. sometimes, though, you need to let your inhibitions go.
No...they're mine. :P
I think I would be too uncomfortable with it to even think about it possibly feeling good.
which is entirely understandable. sometimes, though, you need to let your inhibitions go.
No...they're mine. :P
where is your adventurous spirit?
What choices are available?
(http://realcolorwheel.com/colorwheel/Real-Color-Wheel-Plain5in72dpi.png)
I think I would be too uncomfortable with it to even think about it possibly feeling good.
which is entirely understandable. sometimes, though, you need to let your inhibitions go.
No...they're mine. :P
where is your adventurous spirit?
Gone. :lol:
What choices are available?
(http://realcolorwheel.com/colorwheel/Real-Color-Wheel-Plain5in72dpi.png)
Also, my new FedEx guy is named Jorge.
(http://www.btcnews.com/btcnews/images/freudian_slip.jpg)
Also, my new FedEx guy is named Jorge.
Pronounced "George" or "Whore-Hey"?
Nig, that's yellow. :shock:
I thought ou had an affinity for the darkies?!
Yellow fevah!
Yellow fevah!
My robe is yellow. :P
What about your hat?
Yellow fevah!
My robe is yellow. :P
What about your hat?
The closest thing I have is one of those Mickey Mouse sorcerer's apprentice hat from Fantasia. It's blue. :P
Yellow and blue. Urg.
(http://www.powerpymes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/fantasy-porn.jpg)
(http://images.mmosite.com/news/2006/12/04/bloodelf02.jpg)
She has very beautiful skin.
dammit that's not a good one. why the hell are all the good ones stupid elves? I demand a spinner.
dammit that's not a good one. why the hell are all the good ones stupid elves? I demand a spinner.
that is some porno midget.
i am well aware of that. i was just looking for something scary
i am so jacked.
one problem. they built the enterprise on the planet? it would never be able to fly in atmosphere. that violates the laws of physics
i am so jacked.
one problem. they built the enterprise on the planet? it would never be able to fly in atmosphere. that violates the laws of physics
Well in this case, I suspect it makes sense to actually built at full gravity and actually launch from it too. If one can alter the Higgs Field it's entirely possible for such a mechanism to reduce mass of an object and then 'pealing' away from the center of gravity with minimal thrust and velocity.
Well in this case, I suspect it makes sense to actually built at full gravity and actually launch from it too. If one can alter the Higgs Field it's entirely possible for such a mechanism to reduce mass of an object and then 'pealing' away from the center of gravity with minimal thrust and velocity.
Still doesn't jive with the fact that the ships being built in movies that took place "Later" were built in space.
Also, Klingon Condoms.
Well in this case, I suspect it makes sense to actually built at full gravity and actually launch from it too. If one can alter the Higgs Field it's entirely possible for such a mechanism to reduce mass of an object and then 'pealing' away from the center of gravity with minimal thrust and velocity.
Still doesn't jive with the fact that the ships being built in movies that took place "Later" were built in space.
Also, Klingon Condoms.
Oddly, there is a precedence in the TNG series. There are clips from one of the seasons where the saucer section of the Enterprise was on Mars for Utopia Plantia(sp?) construction fields. Roddenbury fucked up his own ideas from the get go. But I would still argue just building on the surface makes more sense when you consider that gravitational modification being the principle means of locomotion and maneuvering. *shrugs*
Also, nerdgasm.
Well in this case, I suspect it makes sense to actually built at full gravity and actually launch from it too. If one can alter the Higgs Field it's entirely possible for such a mechanism to reduce mass of an object and then 'pealing' away from the center of gravity with minimal thrust and velocity.
Still doesn't jive with the fact that the ships being built in movies that took place "Later" were built in space.
Also, Klingon Condoms.
Oddly, there is a precedence in the TNG series. There are clips from one of the seasons where the saucer section of the Enterprise was on Mars for Utopia Plantia(sp?) construction fields. Roddenbury fucked up his own ideas from the get go. But I would still argue just building on the surface makes more sense when you consider that gravitational modification being the principle means of locomotion and maneuvering. *shrugs*
Also, nerdgasm.
well, i understand what you are saying, but building in 0 grav would allow for easier maneuvering of more massive pieces and you would be able to design the ship in any form you wanted. there would not be any requirements for fighting in atmosphere
Dr. Who is better...
Hell ya.
Dr. Who is better...
right right. but like i stated before, the enterprise is not aerodynamically sound. roddenbury knew nothing about flying in atmosphere.
still, its all fantasy, so its all good.
right right. but like i stated before, the enterprise is not aerodynamically sound. roddenbury knew nothing about flying in atmosphere.
still, its all fantasy, so its all good.
fuck all this.....all a you.
they flew back in time to 1969
through a time warp/wormhole
& flew that bitch in the earth's atmosphere.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomorrow_Is_Yesterday
so, mannn.....it can be done. or they couldn't have filmed it.....dude.
Oh shit, someone lost their heads!
Oh shit, someone lost their heads!
[rob jacobs] Repelled And Destroyed [/rob jacobs]
Chips in mah pillz!
Chips in mah pillz!
You must crush them down, like Stalin.
Chips in mah pillz!
You must crush them down, like Stalin.
that doesn't do jack SHIT to the molecular-sized chips!
I ALWAYS throw my pills in the microwave for AT LEAST forty-five seconds before ingesting them.
Chips in mah pillz!
You must crush them down, like Stalin.
that doesn't do jack SHIT to the molecular-sized chips!
I ALWAYS throw my pills in the microwave for AT LEAST forty-five seconds before ingesting them.
Oh, good call. I wasn't thinking molecularly at the time.
Chips in mah pillz!
You must crush them down, like Stalin.
that doesn't do jack SHIT to the molecular-sized chips!
I ALWAYS throw my pills in the microwave for AT LEAST forty-five seconds before ingesting them.
Oh, good call. I wasn't thinking molecularly at the time.
The mobocracy looter minions are more powerful than you could ever imagine :shock:
Chips in mah pillz!
You must crush them down, like Stalin.
that doesn't do jack SHIT to the molecular-sized chips!
I ALWAYS throw my pills in the microwave for AT LEAST forty-five seconds before ingesting them.
Oh, good call. I wasn't thinking molecularly at the time.
The mobocracy looter minions are more powerful than you could ever imagine :shock:
Only until I finish my Super Secret Mega Nazi UFO design.
right right. but like i stated before, the enterprise is not aerodynamically sound. roddenbury knew nothing about flying in atmosphere.
still, its all fantasy, so its all good.
fuck all this.....all a you.
they flew back in time to 1969
through a time warp/wormhole
& flew that bitch in the earth's atmosphere.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomorrow_Is_Yesterday
so, mannn.....it can be done. or they couldn't have filmed it.....dude.
Word. 8)
The ugliest child I have ever seen.
...
EVER.
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/bakerbaker_2007/uglychild.jpg)
which were all you are supposed to use when leaving a station.
"i know. 1/4 impulse power."
The ugliest child I have ever seen.
...
EVER.
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/bakerbaker_2007/uglychild.jpg)
Is that Mark's baby?
Update: My butt hurts. :x
Update: My butt hurts. :x
no comment :lol:
Update: My butt hurts. :x
no comment :lol:
It's because my chair sucks, you perv.
Update: My butt hurts. :x
no comment :lol:
It's because my chair sucks, you perv.
Update: My butt hurts. :x
no comment :lol:
It's because my chair sucks, you perv.
Put a hoodie under it.
Update: My butt hurts. :x
no comment :lol:
It's because my chair sucks, you perv.
Put a hoodie under it.
What the fuck? I did that yesterday at work! :shock:
A little, but it's a metal folding chair, so my ass ended up hurting after a while no matter what.
A little, but it's a metal folding chair, so my ass ended up hurting after a while no matter what.
I hate those damn things.
A little, but it's a metal folding chair, so my ass ended up hurting after a while no matter what.
I hate those damn things.
So do I. I wanted to smash some guy's skull with it yesterday though. So I guess it can come in handy.
A little, but it's a metal folding chair, so my ass ended up hurting after a while no matter what.
I hate those damn things.
So do I. I wanted to smash some guy's skull with it yesterday though. So I guess it can come in handy.
Did you watch a lot of wrestling in your life? :lol:
(http://blogs.allocine.fr/blogsdatas/mdata/3/3/3/Z20030403093721417852333/img/1f7e69797d1bb9380ebb20df077010d1.jpg)
"peanuth?"
"no thanks. i already have one. its quite large but i consider it a carry on."
You know what I'd do if I were stuck in that traffic?
You know what I'd do if I were stuck in that traffic?
masturbate?
You know what I'd do if I were stuck in that traffic?
masturbate?
If I were alone, yes. But there could be potential traffic jam foreplay...
You know what I'd do if I were stuck in that traffic?
masturbate?
If I were alone, yes. But there could be potential traffic jam foreplay...
quite.
but what if you are on your way TO work with the carpool of fugly people?
You'd have to watch out for crazy people braking suddenly for no reason, while all that is happening. :lol:
You'd have to watch out for crazy people braking suddenly for no reason, while all that is happening. :lol:
I won't be the one driving, honey... :twisted:
You'd have to watch out for crazy people braking suddenly for no reason, while all that is happening. :lol:
I won't be the one driving, honey... :twisted:
Oh I see. :D
You know what I'd do if I were stuck in that traffic?
masturbate?
If I were alone, yes. But there could be potential traffic jam foreplay...
quite.
but what if you are on your way TO work with the carpool of fugly people?
Stop ruining my fantasy. :x
You know what I'd do if I were stuck in that traffic?
masturbate?
If I were alone, yes. But there could be potential traffic jam foreplay...
quite.
but what if you are on your way TO work with the carpool of fugly people?
Stop ruining my fantasy. :x
if you were in the middle of something...important...i apologize. one should not be interrupted.
You know what I'd do if I were stuck in that traffic?
masturbate?
If I were alone, yes. But there could be potential traffic jam foreplay...
quite.
but what if you are on your way TO work with the carpool of fugly people?
Stop ruining my fantasy. :x
if you were in the middle of something...important...i apologize. one should not be interrupted.
I may or may not have my hand in my pants...
For all he knows I could be knitting a sweater right now... :P
For all he knows I could be knitting a sweater right now... :P
dont see how that matters. i can plce whatever wonderful images of beautiful women i want in there.
For all he knows I could be knitting a sweater right now... :P
dont see how that matters. i can plce whatever wonderful images of beautiful women i want in there.
ENJOY!
For all he knows I could be knitting a sweater right now... :P
dont see how that matters. i can plce whatever wonderful images of beautiful women i want in there.
ENJOY!
yeah, i am. for sure. ohhh my.
Goddamn, what the fuck are you thinking about?! :lol:
*flies through thread*
*flies through thread*
Please tell me you are the bird in that picture, because if you are - I would make hilarious little birdie babies with you. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Man...those beaks are gonna hurt during labor. :shock:
Man...those beaks are gonna hurt during labor. :shock:
Yeah. That shit is sharp.
That is a big hand.
That is a big hand.
Full of babies.
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=PEEPSHOW_kawqh39wsm8bj734f7iv.jpg)
When I worked at the hut in the Macy's down here in Port Charlotte, there was a lady at the Clinique counter that had this purple peep pen, and its name was Mr. Peepers. She would dress it up for holidays and shit, and then the loss prevention guy got annoyed and kidnapped it. He left a really funny ransom note though.
When I worked at the hut in the Macy's down here in Port Charlotte, there was a lady at the Clinique counter that had this purple peep pen, and its name was Mr. Peepers. She would dress it up for holidays and shit, and then the loss prevention guy got annoyed and kidnapped it. He left a really funny ransom note though.
Did she threaten to burn down the mall if she didn't get it back?
When I worked at the hut in the Macy's down here in Port Charlotte, there was a lady at the Clinique counter that had this purple peep pen, and its name was Mr. Peepers. She would dress it up for holidays and shit, and then the loss prevention guy got annoyed and kidnapped it. He left a really funny ransom note though.
Did she threaten to burn down the mall if she didn't get it back?
No, they were friends, and eventually Mr. Peepers was returned. And then a Mrs. Peepers appeared. :shock:
When I worked at the hut in the Macy's down here in Port Charlotte, there was a lady at the Clinique counter that had this purple peep pen, and its name was Mr. Peepers. She would dress it up for holidays and shit, and then the loss prevention guy got annoyed and kidnapped it. He left a really funny ransom note though.
Did she threaten to burn down the mall if she didn't get it back?
No, they were friends, and eventually Mr. Peepers was returned. And then a Mrs. Peepers appeared. :shock:
Oh sheeeat! :lol:
They're replicating! :shock:
I don't even want to know what the fuck it is that's going on there.
I don't even want to know what the fuck it is that's going on there.
Watch movies that are more than two weeks old. :P
He's dressed as Fletch.
I don't even want to know what the fuck it is that's going on there.
Watch movies that are more than two weeks old. :P
He's dressed as Fletch.
I usually don't watch any movies.
I don't even want to know what the fuck it is that's going on there.
Watch movies that are more than two weeks old. :P
He's dressed as Fletch.
I usually don't watch any movies.
And that, is why you FAIL. - A character from a movie.
(http://www.dvdtown.com/images/displayimage.php?id=6581)
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=ronpaul_ovrg13sjxokg40j4fqji.jpg)
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=PEEPSHOW_kawqh39wsm8bj734f7iv.jpg)
Those things are foul.
It's fun to put peeps into a vacuum pump. :lol:
It's fun to put peeps into a vacuum pump. :lol:
:lol: Pier the stunt bunny :lol:
It's fun to put peeps into a vacuum pump. :lol:
[youtube=425,350]lfNJJEdKgLU[/youtube]
Something tells me that you should not be left unsupervised with peeps and the vacuum cleaner. :lol:
Also, +1 to the doofus in the video for the Pierre and Marie reference. :lol:
Something tells me that you should not be left unsupervised with peeps and the vacuum cleaner. :lol:
Also, +1 to the doofus in the video for the Pierre and Marie reference. :lol:
I want to try putting a sponge in there.
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=ronpaul_ovrg13sjxokg40j4fqji.jpg)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
i think it's so bad, because i was hoping/voting for him during the primary season
,...but that picture just made me laffsomuch right now.
I have excellent news. I just received a Chinese scam e-mail. :D
"Complement of the day,
Although you might be apprehensive about my email as we have not met before,My name is Mr Song Li I work with the Hang Seng Bank.I have a business proposal in the tune of $19.5m to be transferred to an offshore account with your assistance. And the ratio 30% for you.Should you be interested Please treat this business with utmost Confidentiality and send me the following:
Full names,
private phone number,
current residential address,
Kind Regards,
Mr. Song Li."
:lol:
Christmas shopping is a pain in my ass.
Some may be inclined to take that the "wrong" way.
Christmas shopping is a pain in my ass.
Some may be inclined to take that the "wrong" way.
Uhh...I don't get it. :?
Your ass is a regular fixation round these 'ere parts, darlin'.
:lol:
Widening of the target demographics.
oh jeebus.
silly girl
hardly. I loved the x-files back in the day. I just never got to watch because of football games.
My voice is flatter than David Duchovny's. :-P
oh oh, I am being opressed because I AM a red-headed step child! now we'll see the violence inherent in the system. OPRESSED OPRESSED!!
right, I expected you to completely miss the reference.
right, I expected you to completely miss the reference.
Then why do you bother?
how do you know she is a witch?
If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=ronpaul_ovrg13sjxokg40j4fqji.jpg)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
i think it's so bad, because i was hoping/voting for him during the primary season
,...but that picture just made me laffsomuch right now.
Why?
every time I see that pic of RP it makes me want to cry. he looks positivey defeated, like a broken man almost.
every time I see that pic of RP it makes me want to cry. he looks positivey defeated, like a broken man almost.
also, wth is up with those shoes?
also, wth is up with those shoes?
every time I see that pic of RP it makes me want to cry. he looks positivey defeated, like a broken man almost.
It's the look on the face of most people who've been Libertarians for more than, say, fifteen years or so.
See?
(http://home.comcast.net/~archindividual/Enraged_John.jpg)
I understand mr. shaw, but when wearing a suit one should wear a pair of shoes that compliment the wardrobe.
I spent a year wearing parachute pants in the 80s.
I was 6 though.
I wore lace tights under denim shorts. I was young too, but in touch with my skankier side.
I wore lace tights under denim shorts. I was young too, but in touch with my skankier side.
you havent last that touch, have you?
it is a bad touch, right? a reeeeeaaaalllllly bad touch.
mmm, lindsey bad touch...
I wore lace tights under denim shorts. I was young too, but in touch with my skankier side.
you havent last that touch, have you?
it is a bad touch, right? a reeeeeaaaalllllly bad touch.
mmm, lindsey bad touch...
For the most part I dress in business casual at work, and since I don't spend much time out of work, it's mostly jeans a t-shirts, khakis, stuff like that. Basically dress pants and just whatever I can find that isn't black since that's all I wear at work.
But yes, I do still have that skanky side. It's not trashy skanky though. I guess I just show a little cleavage here and there to see if anybody's paying attention. No dresses or skirts or anything, really.
I wore lace tights under denim shorts. I was young too, but in touch with my skankier side.
you havent last that touch, have you?
it is a bad touch, right? a reeeeeaaaalllllly bad touch.
mmm, lindsey bad touch...
For the most part I dress in business casual at work, and since I don't spend much time out of work, it's mostly jeans a t-shirts, khakis, stuff like that. Basically dress pants and just whatever I can find that isn't black since that's all I wear at work.
But yes, I do still have that skanky side. It's not trashy skanky though. I guess I just show a little cleavage here and there to see if anybody's paying attention. No dresses or skirts or anything, really.
HAWT.
I wore lace tights under denim shorts. I was young too, but in touch with my skankier side.
you havent last that touch, have you?
it is a bad touch, right? a reeeeeaaaalllllly bad touch.
mmm, lindsey bad touch...
For the most part I dress in business casual at work, and since I don't spend much time out of work, it's mostly jeans a t-shirts, khakis, stuff like that. Basically dress pants and just whatever I can find that isn't black since that's all I wear at work.
But yes, I do still have that skanky side. It's not trashy skanky though. I guess I just show a little cleavage here and there to see if anybody's paying attention. No dresses or skirts or anything, really.
HAWT.
No, BORING. :lol:
I wore lace tights under denim shorts. I was young too, but in touch with my skankier side.
you havent last that touch, have you?
it is a bad touch, right? a reeeeeaaaalllllly bad touch.
mmm, lindsey bad touch...
For the most part I dress in business casual at work, and since I don't spend much time out of work, it's mostly jeans a t-shirts, khakis, stuff like that. Basically dress pants and just whatever I can find that isn't black since that's all I wear at work.
But yes, I do still have that skanky side. It's not trashy skanky though. I guess I just show a little cleavage here and there to see if anybody's paying attention. No dresses or skirts or anything, really.
HAWT.
No, BORING. :lol:
We are in disagreement.
I wore lace tights under denim shorts. I was young too, but in touch with my skankier side.
you havent last that touch, have you?
it is a bad touch, right? a reeeeeaaaalllllly bad touch.
mmm, lindsey bad touch...
For the most part I dress in business casual at work, and since I don't spend much time out of work, it's mostly jeans a t-shirts, khakis, stuff like that. Basically dress pants and just whatever I can find that isn't black since that's all I wear at work.
But yes, I do still have that skanky side. It's not trashy skanky though. I guess I just show a little cleavage here and there to see if anybody's paying attention. No dresses or skirts or anything, really.
HAWT.
No, BORING. :lol:
We are in disagreement.
I wore lace tights under denim shorts. I was young too, but in touch with my skankier side.
you havent last that touch, have you?
it is a bad touch, right? a reeeeeaaaalllllly bad touch.
mmm, lindsey bad touch...
For the most part I dress in business casual at work, and since I don't spend much time out of work, it's mostly jeans a t-shirts, khakis, stuff like that. Basically dress pants and just whatever I can find that isn't black since that's all I wear at work.
But yes, I do still have that skanky side. It's not trashy skanky though. I guess I just show a little cleavage here and there to see if anybody's paying attention. No dresses or skirts or anything, really.
HAWT.
No, BORING. :lol:
We are in disagreement.
What should we do? :shock:
I'm waiting... :lol:
I'm waiting... :lol:
Me too. :D
I'm waiting... :lol:
Me too. :D
Oy! Men! :P
I'm waiting... :lol:
Me too. :D
Oy! Men! :P
if you don't put forth some effort on your own part, how is it worth anything?
I'm waiting... :lol:
Me too. :D
Oy! Men! :P
if you don't put forth some effort on your own part, how is it worth anything?
You hush. This isn't a three-way. :P
T-Shirt Hell's early December Thing!
"Have you heard? Gas is relatively affordable again. And your local church is just sitting there, not burning. Just putting that out there.
Anyway, the latest thing is here, ready to disappoint as always. To go along with the usual news and hate, we've also included an article about the Oscars. Yeah, it's boring; but unlike the Oscars, at least it won't be boring for five hours.
Or you can check out our new shirts. We've added one about the good times ahead, and one about the fun of not giving a hoot. Also, a shirt that shows how a single E can make the difference between horrible music and a horrible crime, and a shirt about what Santa is really up to while you're dreaming of sugar plum fairies doing inappropriate things. We've also brought back some Christmas classics. Check 'em out.
We are dropping the price of gift-wrap to just $4 a pack and it is going fast. This is the last year we will be selling it so get some of the most sick and twisted gift-wrap ever created while you still can. "
:D
I must have...
THIS ONE!
(http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1186/a1186_bm.gif)
:lol:
I must have...
THIS ONE!
(http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1186/a1186_bm.gif)
:lol:
i will get it for you in exchange for the beanie.
I must have...
THIS ONE!
(http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a1186/a1186_bm.gif)
:lol:
i will get it for you in exchange for the beanie.
Beanies are gone, dawg. One of my buddies from LensCrafters bought them both this morning.
Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.
Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.
Last year we an Oakley earflap beanie. It was most excellent. :lol:
Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.
Last year we an Oakley earflap beanie. It was most excellent. :lol:
I think I have a fur hat from Ukraine somewhere. :shock:
Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.
Last year we an Oakley earflap beanie. It was most excellent. :lol:
I think I have a fur hat from Ukraine somewhere. :shock:
Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago.
Last year we an Oakley earflap beanie. It was most excellent. :lol:
I think I have a fur hat from Ukraine somewhere. :shock:
Can I wear it? :lol:
Your great grandpa's taxadermied chest hair does not count as a hat.
Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago..
Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago..
If I wear a beenie I look like an ese from the bario.
People get scared of me cause I look like a gangster.
Sometimes I like to scare people in that way...even though I'm a good guy. 8)
Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago..
If I wear a beenie I look like an ese from the bario.
People get scared of me cause I look like a gangster.
Sometimes I like to scare people in that way...even though I'm a good guy. 8)
T-Shirt Hell's early December Thing!
"Have you heard? Gas is relatively affordable again. And your local church is just sitting there, not burning. Just putting that out there.
Anyway, the latest thing is here, ready to disappoint as always. To go along with the usual news and hate, we've also included an article about the Oscars. Yeah, it's boring; but unlike the Oscars, at least it won't be boring for five hours.
Or you can check out our new shirts. We've added one about the good times ahead, and one about the fun of not giving a hoot. Also, a shirt that shows how a single E can make the difference between horrible music and a horrible crime, and a shirt about what Santa is really up to while you're dreaming of sugar plum fairies doing inappropriate things. We've also brought back some Christmas classics. Check 'em out.
We are dropping the price of gift-wrap to just $4 a pack and it is going fast. This is the last year we will be selling it so get some of the most sick and twisted gift-wrap ever created while you still can. "
:D
they used to have a onesy on t-shirt hell i wanted to get for my kids:
"now that i have survived, i'm pro-choice"
Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago..
If I wear a beenie I look like an ese from the bario.
People get scared of me cause I look like a gangster.
Sometimes I like to scare people in that way...even though I'm a good guy. 8)
Haha. You should get one with a visor then. Maybe something like this:
(http://www.danscomp.com/images/products/735131.gif)
visors phail.
visors phail.
I disagree.
visors phail.
I disagree.
Beanies are selling like hotcakes here in Chicago..
If I wear a beenie I look like an ese from the bario.
People get scared of me cause I look like a gangster.
Sometimes I like to scare people in that way...even though I'm a good guy. 8)
Haha. You should get one with a visor then. Maybe something like this:
(http://www.danscomp.com/images/products/735131.gif)
For the most part I dress in business casual at work, and since I don't spend much time out of work, it's mostly jeans a t-shirts, khakis, stuff like that. Basically dress pants and just whatever I can find that isn't black since that's all I wear at work.
But yes, I do still have that skanky side. It's not trashy skanky though. I guess I just show a little cleavage here and there to see if anybody's paying attention. No dresses or skirts or anything, really.
Yay for quantum effects of vacuum tubes. :3
For the most part I dress in business casual at work, and since I don't spend much time out of work, it's mostly jeans a t-shirts, khakis, stuff like that. Basically dress pants and just whatever I can find that isn't black since that's all I wear at work.
But yes, I do still have that skanky side. It's not trashy skanky though. I guess I just show a little cleavage here and there to see if anybody's paying attention. No dresses or skirts or anything, really.
Lindsey - you have to wear a dress every once in a while. Makes people wonder what the hell you're up to.
Just make sure you don't tell them what that is.
I like the warm glow.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2391/2449377038_3d803e6db0_b.jpg)
Yay for quantum effects of vacuum tubes. :3
It's very electrifying. :)
Yay for quantum effects of vacuum tubes. :3
It's very electrifying. :)
Right now, I believe Intel (or was it IBM) has devised a means of using vacuums to form complex circuitry on modern CPUs as a means to make them smaller, less power hungry, and tolerate higher temperatures. It's sorta funny really, using an old idea at a scale unlike itself. o.o
Those things look warm.
Those things look warm.
It's because there are little dragons living in them. :P
Those things look warm.
It's because there are little dragons living in them. :P
science for women
Those things look warm.
It's because there are little dragons living in them. :P
science for women
I like you better when you're looking at pictures of me because it keeps you quiet.
There really are little dragons living in there. You guys just haven't seen them!
Source: Introduction to Little Dragons in Vacuum Tubes, ECE-422 class.
There really are little dragons living in there. You guys just haven't seen them!
Source: Introduction to Little Dragons in Vacuum Tubes, ECE-422 class.
Don't make me show you what's in my pants right now.
There really are little dragons living in there. You guys just haven't seen them!
Source: Introduction to Little Dragons in Vacuum Tubes, ECE-422 class.
There really are little dragons living in there. You guys just haven't seen them!
Source: Introduction to Little Dragons in Vacuum Tubes, ECE-422 class.
wow. how about that. and all along i thought it dealt more with an exothermic reaction within the vacuum tubes from the electricity being run through them. you learn something new every day.
There really are little dragons living in there. You guys just haven't seen them!
Source: Introduction to Little Dragons in Vacuum Tubes, ECE-422 class.
Don't make me show you what's in my pants right now.
Car keys? :P
There really are little dragons living in there. You guys just haven't seen them!
Source: Introduction to Little Dragons in Vacuum Tubes, ECE-422 class.
Don't make me show you what's in my pants right now.
Car keys? :P
Not even close. :lol:
There really are little dragons living in there. You guys just haven't seen them!
Source: Introduction to Little Dragons in Vacuum Tubes, ECE-422 class.
Don't make me show you what's in my pants right now.
Car keys? :P
Not even close. :lol:
Well, then I have no idea. :lol:
There really are little dragons living in there. You guys just haven't seen them!
Source: Introduction to Little Dragons in Vacuum Tubes, ECE-422 class.
wow. how about that. and all along i thought it dealt more with an exothermic reaction within the vacuum tubes from the electricity being run through them. you learn something new every day.
Ok, but what causes those exothermic reactions? Dragons, dude... Dragons. Little ones.
There really are little dragons living in there. You guys just haven't seen them!
Source: Introduction to Little Dragons in Vacuum Tubes, ECE-422 class.
Don't make me show you what's in my pants right now.
Car keys? :P
Not even close. :lol:
Well, then I have no idea. :lol:
My vag, duh.
A few minutes ago, Stephanie was playing this horrible old Nintendo Yoshi game, and she called something on it a joygasm. I told her that mine didn't spit out fruit like the game's does, but that my vagina does spew rainbows.
There really are little dragons living in there. You guys just haven't seen them!
Source: Introduction to Little Dragons in Vacuum Tubes, ECE-422 class.
wow. how about that. and all along i thought it dealt more with an exothermic reaction within the vacuum tubes from the electricity being run through them. you learn something new every day.
Ok, but what causes those exothermic reactions? Dragons, dude... Dragons. Little ones.
i always thought it was ted kennedy shitting his pants
rainbowth.
A few minutes ago, Stephanie was playing this horrible old Nintendo Yoshi game, and she called something on it a joygasm. I told her that mine didn't spit out fruit like the game's does, but that my vagina does spew rainbows.
A few minutes ago, Stephanie was playing this horrible old Nintendo Yoshi game, and she called something on it a joygasm. I told her that mine didn't spit out fruit like the game's does, but that my vagina does spew rainbows.
wait, am i understanding you right in that, you are at your friends house and while there are on her computer and posting to the bbs? wow. that is dedication.
A few minutes ago, Stephanie was playing this horrible old Nintendo Yoshi game, and she called something on it a joygasm. I told her that mine didn't spit out fruit like the game's does, but that my vagina does spew rainbows.
wait, am i understanding you right in that, you are at your friends house and while there are on her computer and posting to the bbs? wow. that is dedication.
She's playing a video game at the foot of the bed, and I'm on her laptop. She has two computers anyway. We just had dinner and made fun of the Jews.
A few minutes ago, Stephanie was playing this horrible old Nintendo Yoshi game, and she called something on it a joygasm. I told her that mine didn't spit out fruit like the game's does, but that my vagina does spew rainbows.
wait, am i understanding you right in that, you are at your friends house and while there are on her computer and posting to the bbs? wow. that is dedication.
She's playing a video game at the foot of the bed, and I'm on her laptop. She has two computers anyway. We just had dinner and made fun of the Jews.
its funny you made fun of the jews around the same time i bumped a two year old poll i posted about barbara streisand for absolutely no reason whatsoever.
Oh great, all this Jew talk made me hungry for matzo-ball soup.
Oh great, all this Jew talk made me hungry for matzo-ball soup.
Something you'd like to tell us? :P
I have a taco you can munch on...
I figured you would be.
I figured you would be.
:lol:
I figured you would be.
:lol:
I had the workings of a great taco sauce joke but then I got distracted by a giant snowman on Stephanie's video game that cries smaller snowmen of doom, as she calls them.
I figured you would be.
:lol:
I had the workings of a great taco sauce joke but then I got distracted by a giant snowman on Stephanie's video game that cries smaller snowmen of doom, as she calls them.
if it deals with tangy red sauce and lunar cycles...
yummy
I think she has problems
wow. how about that. and all along i thought it dealt more with an exothermic reaction within the vacuum tubes from the electricity being run through them. you learn something new every day.
Ok, but what causes those exothermic reactions? Dragons, dude... Dragons. Little ones.
wow. how about that. and all along i thought it dealt more with an exothermic reaction within the vacuum tubes from the electricity being run through them. you learn something new every day.
Ok, but what causes those exothermic reactions? Dragons, dude... Dragons. Little ones.
THEY HAVE A NAME (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxwell%27s_demon).
wow. how about that. and all along i thought it dealt more with an exothermic reaction within the vacuum tubes from the electricity being run through them. you learn something new every day.
Ok, but what causes those exothermic reactions? Dragons, dude... Dragons. Little ones.
THEY HAVE A NAME (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxwell%27s_demon).
Oh shit... :shock:
wow. how about that. and all along i thought it dealt more with an exothermic reaction within the vacuum tubes from the electricity being run through them. you learn something new every day.
Ok, but what causes those exothermic reactions? Dragons, dude... Dragons. Little ones.
THEY HAVE A NAME (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxwell%27s_demon).
Oh shit... :shock:
Nerds.
I have no idea what that is, but it probably would not turn out well for you. :P
Here, have some water instead. :lol:
I have no idea what that is, but it probably would not turn out well for you. :P
Here, have some water instead. :lol:
It's Professor Frink's love elixir. It's from an old Simpson's episode.
I have no idea what that is, but it probably would not turn out well for you. :P
Here, have some water instead. :lol:
It's Professor Frink's love elixir. It's from an old Simpson's episode.
Pfft. People don't need elixir to fall in love with me. I *am* the elixir. :lol:
I have no idea what that is, but it probably would not turn out well for you. :P
Here, have some water instead. :lol:
It's Professor Frink's love elixir. It's from an old Simpson's episode.
Pfft. People don't need elixir to fall in love with me. I *am* the elixir. :lol:
Well, pour yourself in my cup. :P
If only the car had SUDDENTLY TURNED ON AND SHIFTED TO FULL THROTTLE at that moment in time....
...
..
humanity would have been saved.
I'll start early.
Me at age 1.
(http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/9356/img036gb9.jpg)
ONOES! BABEH JIZZY! :shock:
dude, were you working at los alamos?
or a nuclear reactor?
What kind of evil shit? And is this all we get? :shock:
Also...my new pajamas came today. Everyone rejoice.
What kind of evil shit? And is this all we get? :shock:
Also...my new pajamas came today. Everyone rejoice.
I was going to jack that windshield wiper. :lol: There will be more later.
What kind of evil shit? And is this all we get? :shock:
Also...my new pajamas came today. Everyone rejoice.
I was going to jack that windshield wiper. :lol: There will be more later.
How much later? :shock:
What kind of evil shit? And is this all we get? :shock:
Also...my new pajamas came today. Everyone rejoice.
I was going to jack that windshield wiper. :lol: There will be more later.
How much later? :shock:
After I restore them to decent quality.
What kind of evil shit? And is this all we get? :shock:
Also...my new pajamas came today. Everyone rejoice.
I was going to jack that windshield wiper. :lol: There will be more later.
How much later? :shock:
After I restore them to decent quality.
Are you done yet? I'm very impatient when I don't get what I want. :P
WHAT DOES A GIRL HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME PICTURES AROUND HERE? :lol:
WHAT DOES A GIRL HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME PICTURES AROUND HERE? :lol:Send me some first.
WHAT DOES A GIRL HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME PICTURES AROUND HERE? :lol:Send me some first.
WHAT DOES A GIRL HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME PICTURES AROUND HERE? :lol:Send me some first.
I'm invisible.
WHAT DOES A GIRL HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME PICTURES AROUND HERE? :lol:Send me some first.
I'm invisible.
Not in mah head.
WHAT DOES A GIRL HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME PICTURES AROUND HERE? :lol:Send me some first.
I'm invisible.
Not in mah head.
Well, in MY head I look like a Victoria's Secret model, so it looks like we both have delusions. :lol:
A little too healthy. :lol:Naw.
WHAT DOES A GIRL HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME PICTURES AROUND HERE? :lol:
Hahaha. Dave is trying to one-up my boobies. :shock:
Hahaha. Dave is trying to one-up my boobies. :shock:
Hahaha. Dave is trying to one-up my boobies. :shock:
Wat?
I would never be able to do that. :lol:
Hahaha. Dave is trying to one-up my boobies. :shock:
Wat?
I would never be able to do that. :lol:
Now you and Dick3 will have to battle it out for the epic win!
Wait a min....
You mean to tell me that my bod is in the same class as R3?
Oh HEARTACHE!!!!
Hahaha. Dave is trying to one-up my boobies. :shock:
I guess you need to one-up him back.
I post a baby picture and now everyone is stripping. I am very amused my children. :D
I post a baby picture and now everyone is stripping. I am very amused my children. :D
The woman demanded someone show her a pic, in all caps no less.
And I think for having that boob picture up, the woman deserved one of us to do something.
P.S. I'm really not conceded, I'm just trying to be fair.
:P
I post a baby picture and now everyone is stripping. I am very amused my children. :D
The woman demanded someone show her a pic, in all caps no less.
And I think for having that boob picture up, the woman deserved one of us to do something.
P.S. I'm really not conceded, I'm just trying to be fair.
:P
I guess this is the cue to share the greatest picture of me ever. (I've probably posted this before.)
(http://photos-g.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v41/61/96/1521481486/n1521481486_30199886_2927.jpg)
I'm on the right. This was when I got third place at the Texas geography bee in 6th grade.
I post a baby picture and now everyone is stripping. I am very amused my children. :D
The woman demanded someone show her a pic, in all caps no less.
And I think for having that boob picture up, the woman deserved one of us to do something.
P.S. I'm really not conceded, I'm just trying to be fair.
:P
Wait...
Which boob picture is the one you think is so great? :lol:
I post a baby picture and now everyone is stripping. I am very amused my children. :D
The woman demanded someone show her a pic, in all caps no less.
And I think for having that boob picture up, the woman deserved one of us to do something.
P.S. I'm really not conceded, I'm just trying to be fair.
:P
Wait...
Which boob picture is the one you think is so great? :lol:
:lol:
Repost them here numbered 1 thru X
And I'll tell you.
You're like a little crazy person.
That looks like a Mini Yix.
You're like a little crazy person.
That looks like a Mini Yix.
Dude got 3rd place using only 3/4 the brain of the other guys. (those other guys are monsters)
Yes...what DOES it say on the ROFLcopter?!
We need to get to 96 and this and the Excellent Breasts thread will have the same number of pages.
What does it say on the ROFLcopter?
What does it say on the ROFLcopter?
It says Aeroflot. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot) It used to be a Communist/Socialist government owned airline and now it's owned by their Federal government.
At the front of the ROFLcopter, it's a Russian word for Crimea. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimea)
What does it say on the ROFLcopter?
It says Aeroflot. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot) It used to be a Communist/Socialist government owned airline and now it's owned by their Federal government.
At the front of the ROFLcopter, it's a Russian word for Crimea. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimea)
why are there no weapons systems on it?
Hahaha. Dave is trying to one-up my boobies. :shock:
I guess you need to one-up him back.
Hahaha. Dave is trying to one-up my boobies. :shock:
I guess you need to one-up him back.
This :D
Hahaha. Dave is trying to one-up my boobies. :shock:
I guess you need to one-up him back.
This :D
Stop that! :shock:
Hahaha. Dave is trying to one-up my boobies. :shock:
I guess you need to one-up him back.
This :D
Stop that! :shock:
I guess you're fine with Dave winning, then.
Hahaha. Dave is trying to one-up my boobies. :shock:
I guess you need to one-up him back.
This :D
Stop that! :shock:
I guess you're fine with Dave winning, then.
Yes, yes I am.
Hmm...I think we all lose, then. :shock:
Hmm...I think we all lose, then. :shock:
Hmm...I think we all lose, then. :shock:
Unless you win, we all lose.
Hmm...I think we all lose, then. :shock:
Arnold wins. :lol:
(http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/arnold-schwarzenegger.jpg)
The naked dudes thread is over there.
She can't tell you, or she'd have to kill you.
She can't tell you, or she'd have to kill you.
I'm too young to die. :lol:
She can't tell you, or she'd have to kill you.
I'm too young to die. :lol:
Don't look at me...I know nothing. :P
She can't tell you, or she'd have to kill you.
I'm too young to die. :lol:
Don't look at me...I know nothing. :P
Yuo muzt save meeee! :shock:
She can't tell you, or she'd have to kill you.
I'm too young to die. :lol:
Don't look at me...I know nothing. :P
Yuo muzt save meeee! :shock:
How? :lol:
She can't tell you, or she'd have to kill you.
I'm too young to die. :lol:
Don't look at me...I know nothing. :P
Yuo muzt save meeee! :shock:
How? :lol:
You have to hide me under the covers. :lol:
She can't tell you, or she'd have to kill you.
I'm too young to die. :lol:
Don't look at me...I know nothing. :P
Yuo muzt save meeee! :shock:
How? :lol:
You have to hide me under the covers. :lol:
Hmm. Your motives are not pure. :P
She can't tell you, or she'd have to kill you.
I'm too young to die. :lol:
Don't look at me...I know nothing. :P
Yuo muzt save meeee! :shock:
How? :lol:
You have to hide me under the covers. :lol:
Hmm. Your motives are not pure. :P
They're pure like baby Jesus. :lol:
She can't tell you, or she'd have to kill you.
I'm too young to die. :lol:
Don't look at me...I know nothing. :P
Yuo muzt save meeee! :shock:
How? :lol:
You have to hide me under the covers. :lol:
Hmm. Your motives are not pure. :P
They're pure like baby Jesus. :lol:
I shouldn't even have to post that picture of my ass for this one... :lol:
I didn't know our savior currently resided in your pants... :P
I didn't know our savior currently resided in your pants... :P
He makes me do things... :lol:
I didn't know our savior currently resided in your pants... :P
He makes me do things... :lol:
Onoes! What kind of things? :shock:
I didn't know our savior currently resided in your pants... :P
He makes me do things... :lol:
Onoes! What kind of things? :shock:
Unholy things that are not even in the Bible. :lol:
I didn't know our savior currently resided in your pants... :P
He makes me do things... :lol:
Onoes! What kind of things? :shock:
Unholy things that are not even in the Bible. :lol:
Does this mean you're not going to tell me?
I didn't know our savior currently resided in your pants... :P
He makes me do things... :lol:
I didn't know our savior currently resided in your pants... :P
He makes me do things... :lol:
HAHAHA!
I didn't know our savior currently resided in your pants... :P
He makes me do things... :lol:
HAHAHA!
I see you're encouraging these evil behaviors... :P
I didn't know our savior currently resided in your pants... :P
He makes me do things... :lol:
HAHAHA!
I see you're encouraging these evil behaviors... :P
:)
I, like every other man who reads this, understand where the jizz is coming from. :lol:
What kind of urges? :D
What kind of urges? :D
If I told you, you might never be the same again. :P
What kind of urges? :D
If I told you, you might never be the same again. :P
I see what you did thar. Touché. :lol:
:shock:What kind of urges? :D
If I told you, you might never be the same again. :P
I see what you did thar. Touché. :lol:
That's right, my dear. You show me yours and I'll show you mine. :wink:
:shock:What kind of urges? :D
If I told you, you might never be the same again. :P
I see what you did thar. Touché. :lol:
That's right, my dear. You show me yours and I'll show you mine. :wink:
What kind of urges? :D
If I told you, you might never be the same again. :P
I see what you did thar. Touché. :lol:
That's right, my dear. You show me yours and I'll show you mine. :wink:
What kind of urges? :D
If I told you, you might never be the same again. :P
I see what you did thar. Touché. :lol:
That's right, my dear. You show me yours and I'll show you mine. :wink:
What do you want to see? :twisted:
What kind of urges? :D
If I told you, you might never be the same again. :P
I see what you did thar. Touché. :lol:
That's right, my dear. You show me yours and I'll show you mine. :wink:
What do you want to see? :twisted:
Hmmm...
EVERYTHING.
:P
What kind of urges? :D
If I told you, you might never be the same again. :P
I see what you did thar. Touché. :lol:
That's right, my dear. You show me yours and I'll show you mine. :wink:
What do you want to see? :twisted:
Hmmm...
EVERYTHING.
:P
What kind of urges? :D
If I told you, you might never be the same again. :P
I see what you did thar. Touché. :lol:
That's right, my dear. You show me yours and I'll show you mine. :wink:
What do you want to see? :twisted:
Hmmm...
EVERYTHING.
:P
:shock:
What kind of urges? :D
If I told you, you might never be the same again. :P
I see what you did thar. Touché. :lol:
That's right, my dear. You show me yours and I'll show you mine. :wink:
What do you want to see? :twisted:
Hmmm...
EVERYTHING.
:P
:shock:
Dave! Why are you looking at me like that?!
So Lindsey is trading pics?
So Lindsey is trading pics?
(http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/082306/welcome-to-america.gif)
*prints out Bill of Rights*
*prints out Bill of Rights*
:lol:
*prints out Bill of Rights*
:lol:
Think I should laminate that fucker? :lol:
*prints out Bill of Rights*
:lol:
Think I should laminate that fucker? :lol:
Only if you intend to pee on it on a regular basis. If it's a one-time deal, make sure you do this outside...or at least put a tarp down for splatter purposes. Oh. And get video. :lol: :lol: :lol:
*prints out Bill of Rights*
:lol:
Think I should laminate that fucker? :lol:
Only if you intend to pee on it on a regular basis. If it's a one-time deal, make sure you do this outside...or at least put a tarp down for splatter purposes. Oh. And get video. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah, right next to Ian's couch.
*prints out Bill of Rights*
:lol:
Think I should laminate that fucker? :lol:
Only if you intend to pee on it on a regular basis. If it's a one-time deal, make sure you do this outside...or at least put a tarp down for splatter purposes. Oh. And get video. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah, right next to Ian's couch.
I'd just pee ON Ian's couch. While it was on fire. You know...if I could. :shock:
This is the neighborhood that I grew up at.
http://www.panoramio.com/map/#lt=50.509947&ln=30.403676&z=1&k=2&a=1&tab=2
This is the neighborhood that I grew up at.
http://www.panoramio.com/map/#lt=50.509947&ln=30.403676&z=1&k=2&a=1&tab=2
I think it's pretty neat.
I think it's a replica. I swear I saw the same car in the Wal-Mart parking lot the other day.
I think it's a replica. I swear I saw the same car in the Wal-Mart parking lot the other day.
It must be some type of a time machine. :lol:
I think it's a replica. I swear I saw the same car in the Wal-Mart parking lot the other day.
It must be some type of a time machine. :lol:
Oh shi- :shock:
I saw a car with prison stripes tooling around Venice one day... :shock:
I saw a car with prison stripes tooling around Venice one day... :shock:
Was it a Mustang?
I saw a car with prison stripes tooling around Venice one day... :shock:
Was it a Mustang?
Nah. It was some old, unidentifiable piece of shit. Had rims and everything. And teeth painted on the front, along with prison stripes. I shit you not.
But the best one was the car I saw plastered with "I <3 2girls1cup" and other junk about that.
I saw a car with prison stripes tooling around Venice one day... :shock:
Was it a Mustang?
Nah. It was some old, unidentifiable piece of shit. Had rims and everything. And teeth painted on the front, along with prison stripes. I shit you not.
But the best one was the car I saw plastered with "I <3 2girls1cup" and other junk about that.
Haha! That's awesome. :lol:
I saw a car with prison stripes tooling around Venice one day... :shock:
Was it a Mustang?
Nah. It was some old, unidentifiable piece of shit. Had rims and everything. And teeth painted on the front, along with prison stripes. I shit you not.
But the best one was the car I saw plastered with "I <3 2girls1cup" and other junk about that.
Haha! That's awesome. :lol:
I almost wish I could've asked them if they did it to the car themselves, or if some assbag pranked them.
Hmm...to follow, or not to follow? :shock:
(http://www.boners.com/content/797436.1.jpg)
^^^^^^^^^^
Gene's property? :shock:
^^^^^^^^^^
Gene's property? :shock:
If it is, I bet his wife is severely disgruntled.
^^^^^^^^^^
Gene's property? :shock:
If it is, I bet his wife is severely disgruntled.
Maybe she encourages it. :lol:
^^^^^^^^^^
Gene's property? :shock:
If it is, I bet his wife is severely disgruntled.
Maybe she encourages it. :lol:
She must be some sort of nun, then. :shock:
^^^^^^^^^^
Gene's property? :shock:
If it is, I bet his wife is severely disgruntled.
Maybe she encourages it. :lol:
She must be some sort of nun, then. :shock:
I don't think I've ever seen a Chinese nun. :shock:
This is the neighborhood that I grew up at.
http://www.panoramio.com/map/#lt=50.509947&ln=30.403676&z=1&k=2&a=1&tab=2
I swear to Christ the next moron that asks me a question, and then goes directly to the other end of the mall to ask the same question at our other store is getting screamed at.
Ahahahaha Riddler, I lol'd pretty hard, and the mall walkers looked at me funny. :-P
The Colonel is not smiling.
Ah, the memories...
Ah, the memories...
Wanna share?
Ah, the memories...
Wanna share?
I was just talking about the cats. At least half of them came from America's Funniest Home Videos.
Ah, the memories...
Wanna share?
I was just talking about the cats. At least half of them came from America's Funniest Home Videos.
Oh. I never really watched that...so...yeah. :lol:
What kind of urges? :D
If I told you, you might never be the same again. :P
I see what you did thar. Touché. :lol:
That's right, my dear. You show me yours and I'll show you mine. :wink:
What do you want to see? :twisted:
Hmmm...
EVERYTHING.
:P
:shock:
Dave! Why are you looking at me like that?!
You want I should look at you like dis instead.
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f261/a2000rdr/l_278b7d6d094b017cbb2a18a564812e-1.jpg)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MJ_Morning_Show#Dave_The_Dwarf
Dave regularly makes appearances at strip clubs around the Tampa Bay area.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MJ_Morning_Show#Dave_The_DwarfQuoteDave regularly makes appearances at strip clubs around the Tampa Bay area.
I must have some... :shock:
I don't know if I can do the smart thing and wait until after Christmas. :lol:
I must have some... :shock:
I don't know if I can do the smart thing and wait until after Christmas. :lol:
Have you tried it before?
I must have some... :shock:
I don't know if I can do the smart thing and wait until after Christmas. :lol:
Have you tried it before?
Yup. After Christmas last year I saw it in one of the stores for $5, and $5 for the marshmallows, and I promptly scooped them up, ran to pay, and took it home to try. It's like a joygasm in a mug.
I must have some... :shock:
I don't know if I can do the smart thing and wait until after Christmas. :lol:
Have you tried it before?
Yup. After Christmas last year I saw it in one of the stores for $5, and $5 for the marshmallows, and I promptly scooped them up, ran to pay, and took it home to try. It's like a joygasm in a mug.
Not fair... I want a joygasm too! :lol:
I must have some... :shock:
I don't know if I can do the smart thing and wait until after Christmas. :lol:
Have you tried it before?
Yup. After Christmas last year I saw it in one of the stores for $5, and $5 for the marshmallows, and I promptly scooped them up, ran to pay, and took it home to try. It's like a joygasm in a mug.
Not fair... I want a joygasm too! :lol:
You must get some then. It's one of the most amazing things you will ever put in your mouth.
I must have some... :shock:
I don't know if I can do the smart thing and wait until after Christmas. :lol:
Have you tried it before?
Yup. After Christmas last year I saw it in one of the stores for $5, and $5 for the marshmallows, and I promptly scooped them up, ran to pay, and took it home to try. It's like a joygasm in a mug.
Not fair... I want a joygasm too! :lol:
You must get some then. It's one of the most amazing things you will ever put in your mouth.
you just walked into a minefield of perversion.................in 3.....2.....1
Looks like 1.5 to 2 carats and white gold.
Looks like 1.5 to 2 carats and white gold.
The page says 1 carat. It is white gold though. Yellow gold is bleh. I have some gold jewelry, but I just don't think it looks right with a diamond.
Looks like 1.5 to 2 carats and white gold.
The page says 1 carat. It is white gold though. Yellow gold is bleh. I have some gold jewelry, but I just don't think it looks right with a diamond.
The one in the picture looks a little bit bigger than a carat. White gold looks good with a wedding dress.
Looks like 1.5 to 2 carats and white gold.
The page says 1 carat. It is white gold though. Yellow gold is bleh. I have some gold jewelry, but I just don't think it looks right with a diamond.
The one in the picture looks a little bit bigger than a carat. White gold looks good with a wedding dress.
I'm sure the one in the picture is hugely magnified and digitally enhanced. :lol:
Looks like 1.5 to 2 carats and white gold.
The page says 1 carat. It is white gold though. Yellow gold is bleh. I have some gold jewelry, but I just don't think it looks right with a diamond.
The one in the picture looks a little bit bigger than a carat. White gold looks good with a wedding dress.
I'm sure the one in the picture is hugely magnified and digitally enhanced. :lol:
I think 2 carats looks way better. :lol:
Every body knows that gold is getting old. Platinum is the way to go.
Looks like 1.5 to 2 carats and white gold.
The page says 1 carat. It is white gold though. Yellow gold is bleh. I have some gold jewelry, but I just don't think it looks right with a diamond.
The one in the picture looks a little bit bigger than a carat. White gold looks good with a wedding dress.
I'm sure the one in the picture is hugely magnified and digitally enhanced. :lol:
I think 2 carats looks way better. :lol:
I suppose if you want to go bankrupt buying an engagement ring, sure. :lol:
Looks like 1.5 to 2 carats and white gold.
The page says 1 carat. It is white gold though. Yellow gold is bleh. I have some gold jewelry, but I just don't think it looks right with a diamond.
The one in the picture looks a little bit bigger than a carat. White gold looks good with a wedding dress.
I'm sure the one in the picture is hugely magnified and digitally enhanced. :lol:
I think 2 carats looks way better. :lol:
I suppose if you want to go bankrupt buying an engagement ring, sure. :lol:
That wouldn't bankrupt me. :lol:
I cannot believe I just watched a video of a cat's bowel movement. :?
I cannot believe I just watched a video of a cat's bowel movement. :?
it made me laff.
That is a smart kitty cat.
:lol: im sorry, lindsey.
:lol: im sorry, lindsey.
S'okay. My fat ass doesn't need to eat anyway. Ya did me a favor. :lol:
:lol: im sorry, lindsey.
S'okay. My fat ass doesn't need to eat anyway. Ya did me a favor. :lol:
yer not fat.
:lol: im sorry, lindsey.
S'okay. My fat ass doesn't need to eat anyway. Ya did me a favor. :lol:
yer not fat.
This.
:lol: im sorry, lindsey.
S'okay. My fat ass doesn't need to eat anyway. Ya did me a favor. :lol:
yer not fat.
This.
Bah!
:|
Topic turns to the discussion of Lindsey's vajay-jay in 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . .
I give up.
Jay, you were right. My humblest apologies.
I give up.
Jay, you were right. My humblest apologies.
:roll:
I know, I'll probably try again later, but right now, well, it's just sad.
I give up.
Jay, you were right. My humblest apologies.
:roll:
I know, I'll probably try again later, but right now, well, it's just sad.
Why can't you just accept that we disagree? :lol:
Because I'm right and you're wrong.
Fine. In my opinion, I'm right and you're wrong. Happier?
Doesn't change the fact that I consider myself right, and you wrong.
Oh snap! He's got a candy cane now.
I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.
And snow...definitely snow.
I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.
And snow...definitely snow.
I barely fit in Feliz Navidad on there. :lol:
I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.
And snow...definitely snow.
I barely fit in Feliz Navidad on there. :lol:
Your children are going to be dressed in humiliating outfits for every holiday, aren't they? :lol:
I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.
And snow...definitely snow.
I barely fit in Feliz Navidad on there. :lol:
Your children are going to be dressed in humiliating outfits for every holiday, aren't they? :lol:
Yes, it would be fun to dress our children into funny outfits. :lol:
I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.
And snow...definitely snow.
I barely fit in Feliz Navidad on there. :lol:
Your children are going to be dressed in humiliating outfits for every holiday, aren't they? :lol:
Yes, it would be fun to dress our children into funny outfits. :lol:
When my friend Julia was pregnant this time last year, we were plotting to get her kid a skunk costume for Halloween. Except they ran out, because we were holding out for a sale after Halloween since the kid wasn't even born yet.
Yup. I think the kid ended up being a bumble bee instead.
Yup. I think the kid ended up being a bumble bee instead.
Those were pretty popular this year. I've seen kids walking around in those costumes.
Yup. I think the kid ended up being a bumble bee instead.
Those were pretty popular this year. I've seen kids walking around in those costumes.
I hightailed it the fuck out of the mall before "Mall-O-Ween" started. And we have no neighbors and no children in the area, so I avoided knowing what the children's costume rage was this year. :P
Yup. I think the kid ended up being a bumble bee instead.
Those were pretty popular this year. I've seen kids walking around in those costumes.
I hightailed it the fuck out of the mall before "Mall-O-Ween" started. And we have no neighbors and no children in the area, so I avoided knowing what the children's costume rage was this year. :P
Haha! Did someone at your store have to give out candy?
Yup. I think the kid ended up being a bumble bee instead.
Those were pretty popular this year. I've seen kids walking around in those costumes.
I hightailed it the fuck out of the mall before "Mall-O-Ween" started. And we have no neighbors and no children in the area, so I avoided knowing what the children's costume rage was this year. :P
Haha! Did someone at your store have to give out candy?
Yes. I conned Stephanie in to working at my store that night. I still have to sleep with one eye open and have not been forgiven.
All I did was call her up a week before and say "Yo ho. You wanna work next Friday night?" She said yes. Wasn't my fault that she didn't look at the date. :lol:
Yup. I think the kid ended up being a bumble bee instead.
Those were pretty popular this year. I've seen kids walking around in those costumes.
I hightailed it the fuck out of the mall before "Mall-O-Ween" started. And we have no neighbors and no children in the area, so I avoided knowing what the children's costume rage was this year. :P
Haha! Did someone at your store have to give out candy?
Yes. I conned Stephanie in to working at my store that night. I still have to sleep with one eye open and have not been forgiven.
All I did was call her up a week before and say "Yo ho. You wanna work next Friday night?" She said yes. Wasn't my fault that she didn't look at the date. :lol:
Haha. That's pretty smooth. :lol:
Oh sh-
Oh sh-
Yup. You'd better kiss me goodbye now because I might not see my next birthday. :lol:
Oh sh-
Yup. You'd better kiss me goodbye now because I might not see my next birthday. :lol:
Shit, you're right! :shock:
Oh sh-
Yup. You'd better kiss me goodbye now because I might not see my next birthday. :lol:
Shit, you're right! :shock:
Of course I am. I'm always right.
Oh sh-
Yup. You'd better kiss me goodbye now because I might not see my next birthday. :lol:
Shit, you're right! :shock:
Of course I am. I'm always right.
Well now... :lol:
Oh sh-
Yup. You'd better kiss me goodbye now because I might not see my next birthday. :lol:
Shit, you're right! :shock:
Of course I am. I'm always right.
Well now... :lol:
When have I not been right? :shock:
Oh sh-
Yup. You'd better kiss me goodbye now because I might not see my next birthday. :lol:
Shit, you're right! :shock:
Of course I am. I'm always right.
Well now... :lol:
When have I not been right? :shock:
When you claim that you are fat or overweight.
Oh sh-
Yup. You'd better kiss me goodbye now because I might not see my next birthday. :lol:
Shit, you're right! :shock:
Of course I am. I'm always right.
Well now... :lol:
When have I not been right? :shock:
When you claim that you are fat or overweight.
Pfsh. I can prove it, but I'd rather not. :shock:
Pfft. You can't prove it. :lol:
Pfft. You can't prove it. :lol:
I can prove anything. :)
I can prove everything.
I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.
And snow...definitely snow.
I barely fit in Feliz Navidad on there. :lol:
so , does the jizzmeister win w/ 'longest thread' category yet?
I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.
And snow...definitely snow.
I barely fit in Feliz Navidad on there. :lol:
LOL :lol: :lol:
That kicks ass!
Very good work, my friend.
Very good work.
so , does the jizzmeister win w/ 'longest thread' category yet?
I'm trying to beat Gene and his evil Christian Anarchy thread. :lol:I think holiday baby jizz needs a witty holiday saying on the shirt.
And snow...definitely snow.
I barely fit in Feliz Navidad on there. :lol:
LOL :lol: :lol:
That kicks ass!
Very good work, my friend.
Very good work.
Thank you, sir.
Speaking of...
I need me a Festivus pole. :P
Speaking of...
I need me a Festivus pole. :P
Just keep it away from the windows. :lol:
Speaking of...
I need me a Festivus pole. :P
Just keep it away from the windows. :lol:
Pfsh. You never let me have any fun!
I went to eat here yesterday. Damn good food! 8)
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Artopolis Bakery & Cafe
306 S Halsted St
Chicago, IL
Speaking of...
I need me a Festivus pole. :P
Speaking of...
I need me a Festivus pole. :P
I'm surprised no one has made the obvious joke yet...
It would be too easy.
I went to eat here yesterday. Damn good food! 8)
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Artopolis Bakery & Cafe
306 S Halsted St
Chicago, IL
Yer picture's invisible! :shock:
*Sips glucose-control meal-replacement shake angrily*
Oh well. At least it's not strawberry-flavored.
That's basically what they are...this particular kind is just tailored to be very low in sugar.
Yeah, kinda. :(
Eh, it could be worse. You get used to them. It's just one of the pitfalls of being a fatty and needing to control my insulin and sugar. :-P
Yeah, kinda. :(
Hmmm. I wonder if there's a way to mix them with something else to make it more tasty.
Yeah, kinda. :(
Hmmm. I wonder if there's a way to mix them with something else to make it more tasty.
I eat chocolate protein shakes with milk. Makes them taste them taste C times better.
sounds as good as a kelp shake
Marketing Genius.
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The website is pretty funny too: http://www.jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage.com/ :lol:
I like pie.
I like pie.
i like seeing you eat pie.
I like pie.
i like seeing you eat pie.
This.
I like pie.
i like seeing you eat pie.
This.
Why?
I like pie.
i like seeing you eat pie.
This.
Why?
meh, not a huge fan.
meh, not a huge fan.
Blasphemer!
meh, not a huge fan.
Blasphemer!
it is just not my thing. plus, i try to stay away from the sweets and what not.
although i did eat a shit load of moose tracks ice cream last night
naughty me.
diabeetus
Well, I suppose I could share the somewhat-good news. I went to the doctor this morning, and I lost 11 pounds since my last visit - which was in mid-October, so at least I'm doing something right. :lol:
I keep telling her that, but nooo. :P
I keep telling her that, but nooo. :P
*ahem*
If I'm happier with my body, I'll be naked more. :twisted:
I keep telling her that, but nooo. :P
*ahem*
If I'm happier with my body, I'll be naked more. :twisted:
I keep telling her that, but nooo. :P
*ahem*
If I'm happier with my body, I'll be naked more. :twisted:
Is this some sort of trickery? I'm actually naked under my clothe right now. :P
I keep telling her that, but nooo. :P
*ahem*
If I'm happier with my body, I'll be naked more. :twisted:
Is this some sort of trickery? I'm actually naked under my clothe right now. :P
dude, you are just like Sam the Eagle!!
Yeah, but you wear like forty layers at a time, so that means nothing. :lol:
dude, you are just like Sam the Eagle!!
I look like him too. :shock:Yeah, but you wear like forty layers at a time, so that means nothing. :lol:
But still, somewhere under there, there is nakedness. :lol:
That poor kitty. :lol:
That poor kitty. :lol:
Not as unfortunate as the person who has to work so hard find you under the entire load of laundry you're probably wearing right now. :lol:
That poor kitty. :lol:
Not as unfortunate as the person who has to work so hard find you under the entire load of laundry you're probably wearing right now. :lol:
That poor kitty. :lol:
Not as unfortunate as the person who has to work so hard find you under the entire load of laundry you're probably wearing right now. :lol:
The clothe disintegrates on command. :P
You can has the password. :lol:
That poor kitty. :lol:
Not as unfortunate as the person who has to work so hard find you under the entire load of laundry you're probably wearing right now. :lol:
The clothe disintegrates on command. :P
You can has the password. :lol:
Nigga I *am* the password.
That poor kitty. :lol:
Not as unfortunate as the person who has to work so hard find you under the entire load of laundry you're probably wearing right now. :lol:
The clothe disintegrates on command. :P
You can has the password. :lol:
Nigga I *am* the password.
Oh damn, I feel a draft all of a sudden. :P
That poor kitty. :lol:
Not as unfortunate as the person who has to work so hard find you under the entire load of laundry you're probably wearing right now. :lol:
The clothe disintegrates on command. :P
You can has the password. :lol:
Nigga I *am* the password.
Oh damn, I feel a draft all of a sudden. :P
:lol: :lol: :lol:
That poor kitty. :lol:
Not as unfortunate as the person who has to work so hard find you under the entire load of laundry you're probably wearing right now. :lol:
The clothe disintegrates on command. :P
You can has the password. :lol:
Nigga I *am* the password.
Oh damn, I feel a draft all of a sudden. :P
:lol: :lol: :lol:
You're lucky the heat is on. Otherwise, I'd freeze to death. :lol:
That poor kitty. :lol:
Not as unfortunate as the person who has to work so hard find you under the entire load of laundry you're probably wearing right now. :lol:
The clothe disintegrates on command. :P
You can has the password. :lol:
Nigga I *am* the password.
Oh damn, I feel a draft all of a sudden. :P
:lol: :lol: :lol:
You're lucky the heat is on. Otherwise, I'd freeze to death. :lol:
I'll share my protective layers of fat with you. :P
That poor kitty. :lol:
Not as unfortunate as the person who has to work so hard find you under the entire load of laundry you're probably wearing right now. :lol:
The clothe disintegrates on command. :P
You can has the password. :lol:
Nigga I *am* the password.
Oh damn, I feel a draft all of a sudden. :P
:lol: :lol: :lol:
You're lucky the heat is on. Otherwise, I'd freeze to death. :lol:
I'll share my protective layers of fat with you. :P
Thank you sweetie, and I'll share my fur with you. :lol:
That poor kitty. :lol:
Not as unfortunate as the person who has to work so hard find you under the entire load of laundry you're probably wearing right now. :lol:
The clothe disintegrates on command. :P
You can has the password. :lol:
Nigga I *am* the password.
Oh damn, I feel a draft all of a sudden. :P
:lol: :lol: :lol:
You're lucky the heat is on. Otherwise, I'd freeze to death. :lol:
I'll share my protective layers of fat with you. :P
Thank you sweetie, and I'll share my fur with you. :lol:
Dork. :P
Rut-roh. Does anybody know what happens when a bear gets aroused? :shock:
Rut-roh. Does anybody know what happens when a bear gets aroused? :shock:
They usually find the nearest tree. :lol:
Rut-roh. Does anybody know what happens when a bear gets aroused? :shock:
They usually find the nearest tree. :lol:
Ow. :shock:
Wonder what Jennifer Aniston's pussy smells like...
Wonder what Jennifer Aniston's pussy smells like...
Like a garage sale?
Wonder what Jennifer Aniston's pussy smells like...
Like a garage sale?
Holy shit. :lol: :lol: :lol:
That is a cute puppy.
I need to get a pet one of these days...
I need to get a pet one of these days...
Dogs are the way to go.
Oh...I got my property tax bill in the mail today. There's stern warning in there that all dogs and cats need to be licensed. It got me wondering...why would a cat need to be licensed? I'd question the city but then they'd ask if my dogs are licensed, which they're not and haven't been for 4 years.
I need to get a pet one of these days...
Dogs are the way to go.
Oh...I got my property tax bill in the mail today. There's stern warning in there that all dogs and cats need to be licensed. It got me wondering...why would a cat need to be licensed? I'd question the city but then they'd ask if my dogs are licensed, which they're not and haven't been for 4 years.
Yeah, most of my friends don't license them either. It's just another one of their retarded scams. :x
I knew someone who had the vet rat them out.
I need to get a pet one of these days...
I need to get a pet one of these days...
I'll be your pet. :P
I need to get a pet one of these days...
I'll be your pet. :P
I promise to take care of you and feed you. :P
I need to get a pet one of these days...
I'll be your pet. :P
I promise to take care of you and feed you. :P
There's dog food with cheese on Stephanie's kitchen counter. I laughed. Hard.
It's got bacon in it. :lol:
It's got bacon in it. :lol:
I know, but the cheese was the really weird part.
It's got bacon in it. :lol:
I know, but the cheese was the really weird part.
Can dogs even eat it?
It's got bacon in it. :lol:
I know, but the cheese was the really weird part.
Can dogs even eat it?
We feed her dog cheese all the time. He has like, three teeth left. I guess they wouldn't put it in dog food if they couldn't. :shock:
Then again, I'm convinced that Dinty Moore beef stew is actually dog food.
It's got bacon in it. :lol:
I know, but the cheese was the really weird part.
Can dogs even eat it?
We feed her dog cheese all the time. He has like, three teeth left. I guess they wouldn't put it in dog food if they couldn't. :shock:
Then again, I'm convinced that Dinty Moore beef stew is actually dog food.
not to get all technical and shit, but they make science diet with corn. it digests in the dogs system about as well as it does in a humans, meaning not very well at all. so then they would put stuff that they couldnt eat in there.
I need to get a pet one of these days...
I'll be your pet. :P
I promise to take care of you and feed you. :P
There's dog food with cheese on Stephanie's kitchen counter. I laughed. Hard.
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I need to get a pet one of these days...
I'll be your pet. :P
I promise to take care of you and feed you. :P
There's dog food with cheese on Stephanie's kitchen counter. I laughed. Hard.
(http://pics.livejournal.com/llbsb4ever/pic/0003e5c7)
i bet that's awesome on toast......
Also, Stephanie tried to get me to eat that can of organic spaghetti-o type things. It expired in 2007, that's why she was so amused by it. :shock:
Also, Stephanie tried to get me to eat that can of organic spaghetti-o type things. It expired in 2007, that's why she was so amused by it. :shock:
don't you do everything she tries to get you to?
also, canned food never REALLY expires. it just gets a funny taste to it.
i'd hold your hair back while you puked.
Hmmm...the five-o is at the mall today. Good times.
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Would you have a dog and a cat? :P
Would you have a dog and a cat? :P
It would be cool. There are some that get along.
Would you have a dog and a cat? :P
It would be cool. There are some that get along.
Muffin is on my shit list again. He did not like it when I showered him with kisses and affection earlier. :x
Would you have a dog and a cat? :P
It would be cool. There are some that get along.
Muffin is on my shit list again. He did not like it when I showered him with kisses and affection earlier. :x
I wish I was that dog. :lol:
Would you have a dog and a cat? :P
It would be cool. There are some that get along.
Muffin is on my shit list again. He did not like it when I showered him with kisses and affection earlier. :x
I wish I was that dog. :lol:
But he does not like me. :cry:
Would you have a dog and a cat? :P
It would be cool. There are some that get along.
Muffin is on my shit list again. He did not like it when I showered him with kisses and affection earlier. :x
I wish I was that dog. :lol:
But he does not like me. :cry:
But I like you. :)
Would you have a dog and a cat? :P
It would be cool. There are some that get along.
Muffin is on my shit list again. He did not like it when I showered him with kisses and affection earlier. :x
I wish I was that dog. :lol:
But he does not like me. :cry:
But I like you. :)
Good point. And you're housebroken.
I loves me some Metallica though. :D
I loves me some Metallica though. :D
Oh yeah! :)
I loves me some Metallica though. :D
Oh yeah! :)
I'm thpethal.
I loves me some Metallica though. :D
Oh yeah! :)
I'm thpethal.
You're hot. :P
Nothing - i just think they are hot.
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(http://www.mikebogo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/stopcrime.jpg)
Pepsi is gross. :x
(http://www.mikebogo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/stopcrime.jpg)
Pepsi is gross. :x
Criminal.
Anyone subscribe to Skeptic magazine?
http://www.skeptic.com/ (http://www.skeptic.com/)
(http://www.bucketmovies.com/images/donnie-darko1.jpg)
I lost six hours of my life in the Guggenheim museum once at this exhibit:
http://www.cremaster.net/
I lost six hours of my life in the Guggenheim museum once at this exhibit:
http://www.cremaster.net/
I just clicked around on that.... :?
I don't get it.
I lost six hours of my life in the Guggenheim museum once at this exhibit:
http://www.cremaster.net/
I lost six hours of my life in the Guggenheim museum once at this exhibit:
http://www.cremaster.net/
The great thing about crap art is that it's so democratic. Anyone can be an "artists." Just toss some crap together and you have a "work." Of course, to get it displayed publicly you need good political connections. Nobody is willingly going to pay for it!
And then you get that "emperor's new cloths" thing going: once a few self-proclaimed critics praise it, others feel too unsophisticated to point out that it's really just crap.
(http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/funkstar_waisis.gif)
(http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/funkstar_waisis.gif)
ROR
(raugh out roud)
(http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/funkstar_waisis.gif)
ROR
(raugh out roud)
I found it on TF. Of course.
Seeing you post with me as your avatar is trippy. :lol:
(http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/funkstar_waisis.gif)
ROR
(raugh out roud)
I found it on TF. Of course.
Seeing you post with me as your avatar is trippy. :lol:
(http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/funkstar_waisis.gif)
ROR
(raugh out roud)
I found it on TF. Of course.
Seeing you post with me as your avatar is trippy. :lol:
It confuses me sometimes. :?
There's too much shit in it. :lol:
There's too much shit in it. :lol:
You'd still eat it.
ooohhh there he is.. Handsome..
Ready?
(http://www.moltz.net/~john/images/jesus_rides_a_dinosaur.jpg)
(posted in another thread)QuoteQuote from: Jizzy on December 11, 2008, 01:15:25 PM
I'm trying to beat Gene and his evil Christian Anarchy thread.
You've got quite a way to go. Keep trying though.
There are some notable differences between your effort and mine. I tried to make the discussion a serious one and keep it on topic. Your thread is nothing more than trolls being trolls. Nonsense on top of nonsense.
I do consider it somewhat flattering however, that I have created such a legend on these boards with a thread I've abandoned several times over the years. I chose to abandon it each time not because of the trolls or because of some perceived "victory" by those opposing me, but rather because I have made my best attempt to answer all serious inquiries into the subject. I will continue to do so but now that I have full control over the trolls here, I will keep it civilized here (OH NO !!!).
[youtube=425,350]G1bIqwnRVr8[/youtube]
...
I remember that my parents took me to see the Beavis and Butthead movie when it came out. Even Ann came. :lol:
I remember that my parents took me to see the Beavis and Butthead movie when it came out. Even Ann came. :lol:
The movie was ok. I liked the series better.
I remember that my parents took me to see the Beavis and Butthead movie when it came out. Even Ann came. :lol:
The movie was ok. I liked the series better.
We lived in this old people community for a while after we moved to Florida, and the channel the neighborhood blocked and used for their bulletin shit was MTV, so I couldn't watch until it almost stopped airing, which made me sad. I remember one of my favorite episodes was where one of them rolled the other down a landfill or something inside a tire. I can barely remember it, but I remember it hurt and I was crying from laughing so hard.
I remember that my parents took me to see the Beavis and Butthead movie when it came out. Even Ann came. :lol:
The movie was ok. I liked the series better.
We lived in this old people community for a while after we moved to Florida, and the channel the neighborhood blocked and used for their bulletin shit was MTV, so I couldn't watch until it almost stopped airing, which made me sad. I remember one of my favorite episodes was where one of them rolled the other down a landfill or something inside a tire. I can barely remember it, but I remember it hurt and I was crying from laughing so hard.
Haha. I remember that one!
[youtube=425,350]SliHBgTjZ5c[/youtube]
Yet another one of the many reasons why I love you. :lol:
Yet another one of the many reasons why I love you. :lol:
I love you too, Lindsey. :)
Gene should post here. :P
(http://www.treehugger.com/happy-elephant-01.jpg)
Where did you get that picture of me at the Chinese buffet? :P
I keed.
I e-mailed Horhay and asked for pix of you in the shower.
Since we're keeding.
I feel that it's because for the most part, Gene does not have anything positive to say about a large percentage of the regular posters here. And that is his prerogative. He has some interesting and informative things to say. But so does everyone else, and at least they contribute to more than one main idea. Speaking of, I wonder how Gene's doing with his biodiesel thing.
I like potatoes.
I like potatoes.
They are delicious. :P
I like potatoes.
They are delicious. :P
I'm having them for dinner. Baked potatoes. Hehe.
I like potatoes.
They are delicious. :P
I'm having them for dinner. Baked potatoes. Hehe.
Onomnomnom.
I like potatoes.
They are delicious. :P
I'm having them for dinner. Baked potatoes. Hehe.
Onomnomnom.
Maybe I'll just eat nothing but potatoes long-term and see what happens. :shock:
I like potatoes.
They are delicious. :P
I'm having them for dinner. Baked potatoes. Hehe.
Onomnomnom.
Maybe I'll just eat nothing but potatoes long-term and see what happens. :shock:
You will become a master of the art of Potatopancakery.
I like potatoes.
They are delicious. :P
I'm having them for dinner. Baked potatoes. Hehe.
Onomnomnom.
Maybe I'll just eat nothing but potatoes long-term and see what happens. :shock:
You will become a master of the art of Potatopancakery.
Excellent. When do my lessons start?
I like potatoes.
They are delicious. :P
I'm having them for dinner. Baked potatoes. Hehe.
Onomnomnom.
Maybe I'll just eat nothing but potatoes long-term and see what happens. :shock:
You will become a master of the art of Potatopancakery.
Excellent. When do my lessons start?
It's easy as hell, sweetie. http://www.grouprecipes.com/71556/polish-potato-pancakes-or-placki-kartoflane.html (http://www.grouprecipes.com/71556/polish-potato-pancakes-or-placki-kartoflane.html)
I like potatoes.
They are delicious. :P
I'm having them for dinner. Baked potatoes. Hehe.
Onomnomnom.
Maybe I'll just eat nothing but potatoes long-term and see what happens. :shock:
You will become a master of the art of Potatopancakery.
Excellent. When do my lessons start?
It's easy as hell, sweetie. http://www.grouprecipes.com/71556/polish-potato-pancakes-or-placki-kartoflane.html (http://www.grouprecipes.com/71556/polish-potato-pancakes-or-placki-kartoflane.html)
Nigga, I said I wanted YOU to teach me.
I like potatoes.
They are delicious. :P
I'm having them for dinner. Baked potatoes. Hehe.
Onomnomnom.
Maybe I'll just eat nothing but potatoes long-term and see what happens. :shock:
You will become a master of the art of Potatopancakery.
Excellent. When do my lessons start?
It's easy as hell, sweetie. http://www.grouprecipes.com/71556/polish-potato-pancakes-or-placki-kartoflane.html (http://www.grouprecipes.com/71556/polish-potato-pancakes-or-placki-kartoflane.html)
Nigga, I said I wanted YOU to teach me.
I will teach you, hottie. :)
I like potatoes.
They are delicious. :P
I'm having them for dinner. Baked potatoes. Hehe.
Onomnomnom.
Maybe I'll just eat nothing but potatoes long-term and see what happens. :shock:
You will become a master of the art of Potatopancakery.
Excellent. When do my lessons start?
It's easy as hell, sweetie. http://www.grouprecipes.com/71556/polish-potato-pancakes-or-placki-kartoflane.html (http://www.grouprecipes.com/71556/polish-potato-pancakes-or-placki-kartoflane.html)
Nigga, I said I wanted YOU to teach me.
I will teach you, hottie. :)
Excellent. Your reward is teh secks. :lol:
(http://www.matiklarweinart.com/images/gallery/moses-and-aaron-1971.jpg) (http://www.matiklarweinart.com/en/mati-klarwein-gallery.htm)
Abdul Mati Klarwein FTW
this guy is on acid
February has like liver spots / std's on her foopa
Either way.. cringe.
I have to stop reading this BBS whilst eating.
September is cute.
MUST...KILL...CHRISTIAN ANARCHY THREAD! GAH!
MUST...KILL...CHRISTIAN ANARCHY THREAD! GAH!
I know, I know--I broke down and posted there myself.
Must...resist...
What might be fun is if some gatekeeper admin went in and deleted half the posts.
MUST...KILL...CHRISTIAN ANARCHY THREAD! GAH!
I think everyone should have a race between this thread and the excellent breasts thread to see which one can top the post count of Gene's thread.
They're both at around 125 pages right now, so it would be a good place to start.
No matter which thread wins, we all win!
I think everyone should have a race between this thread and the excellent breasts thread to see which one can top the post count of Gene's thread.
They're both at around 125 pages right now, so it would be a good place to start.
No matter which thread wins, we all win!
We COULD merge it in to one super thread and immediately conquer Gene's diarrhea of the keyboard.
I think everyone should have a race between this thread and the excellent breasts thread to see which one can top the post count of Gene's thread.
They're both at around 125 pages right now, so it would be a good place to start.
No matter which thread wins, we all win!
We COULD merge it in to one super thread and immediately conquer Gene's diarrhea of the keyboard.
Yeah, but then we'd be diluting the purity of the booby thread.
I think everyone should have a race between this thread and the excellent breasts thread to see which one can top the post count of Gene's thread.
They're both at around 125 pages right now, so it would be a good place to start.
No matter which thread wins, we all win!
We COULD merge it in to one super thread and immediately conquer Gene's diarrhea of the keyboard.
Yeah, but then we'd be diluting the purity of the booby thread.
This one has boobies too. :lol:
Holy shit! He did! :lol:
Did this thread and the other one both lose a few posts?
Someone requested that all of their posts be deleted from their account.Blackie, RussianPedo, or Richard?
Did this thread and the other one both lose a few posts?
Yes.
Someone requested that all of their posts be deleted from their account.
The Messenger.Whaaaaaaaa?
The Messenger.Whaaaaaaaa?
Strange.
I never pegged him for a scardeywimp.
Then why delete all his old posts?The Messenger.Whaaaaaaaa?
Strange.
I never pegged him for a scardeywimp.
He's not.
Then why delete all his old posts?The Messenger.Whaaaaaaaa?
Strange.
I never pegged him for a scardeywimp.
He's not.
Then why delete all his old posts?The Messenger.Whaaaaaaaa?
Strange.
I never pegged him for a scardeywimp.
He's not.
Shit, I figgered you weren't here anymore, what with all your posts deleted. And I was too lazy to check.Then why delete all his old posts?The Messenger.Whaaaaaaaa?
Strange.
I never pegged him for a scardeywimp.
He's not.
Why not just ask me, Denis? Instead of gossiping like my mother about what the neighbors are doing in their back yard.
Then why delete all his old posts?The Messenger.Whaaaaaaaa?
Strange.
I never pegged him for a scardeywimp.
He's not.
Why don't you ask him?
I probably shouldn't have even said who it was.
EDIT: Responded too late.
Shit, I figgered you weren't here anymore, what with all your posts deleted. And I was too lazy to check.Then why delete all his old posts?The Messenger.Whaaaaaaaa?
Strange.
I never pegged him for a scardeywimp.
He's not.
Why not just ask me, Denis? Instead of gossiping like my mother about what the neighbors are doing in their back yard.
So... what's the scoop? An ex is stalking you? Cops gathering evidence? Whut?
Theres no scoop.
Theres no scoop.
(http://www.johnlewis.com/jl_assets/product/230400302.jpg)
Hey, by the way... Fuck you, Denis.Damn, this is obviously a lot more of a sore spot than I would guessed.
Seriously.
We clear on that?
you fucking people let this thread get to page 2.
what the fuck is the matter with you?
you fucking people let this thread get to page 2.
what the fuck is the matter with you?
WAT!
This shit better get to 300+, otherwise Christian Anarchy IS the only answer.
you fucking people let this thread get to page 2.
what the fuck is the matter with you?
WAT!
This shit better get to 300+, otherwise Christian Anarchy IS the only answer.
You shut your whore mouth and take that back right now!
you fucking people let this thread get to page 2.
what the fuck is the matter with you?
WAT!
This shit better get to 300+, otherwise Christian Anarchy IS the only answer.
You shut your whore mouth and take that back right now!
I'll shut it between your legs. :lol:
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/orly.jpg)you fucking people let this thread get to page 2.
what the fuck is the matter with you?
WAT!
This shit better get to 300+, otherwise Christian Anarchy IS the only answer.
You shut your whore mouth and take that back right now!
I'll shut it between your legs. :lol:
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v113/thekatieway/wat.jpg)
Funny you should post this. Jizzy asked me one night where this whole "WAT" thing came from, and I told him to Google it, and this is the first result or second I think. Anyway, he ended up laughing so hard that he made me laugh pretty hard, and I was in the grocery store so people thought I was nuts.
Bastard. :lol:
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Loading thirty of these over four hours is hurty to the thumb.
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Loading thirty of these over four hours is hurty to the thumb.
I wish I even knew what that was. :lol:
It's a magazineclip, sweetie. :lol:
It's amagazineclipTHING THAT HOLDS A LOT OF BULLETS, sweetie. :lol:
FTFY
It's a magazineclip, sweetie. :lol:
FTFY
And loading thirty of them is hard to you???
It's a magazineclip, sweetie. :lol:
FTFY
Thank you for correcting that. And loading thirty of them is hard to you???
I used to load 10 of them in about 20 minutes. I could tell you some speed tricks,even if you are doing it by hand and not using a speedloader.
It's a magazineclip, sweetie. :lol:
FTFY
Thank you for correcting that. And loading thirty of them is hard to you???
I used to load 10 of them in about 20 minutes. I could tell you some speed tricks,even if you are doing it by hand and not using a speedloader.
I said it hurt my thumb. I didn't say it was hard.
And loading thirty of them is hard to you???
Not me.
<<< Blunderbuss Shaw, king of the range, master of the 600 yard four inch grouping.*
*With the right gun.
a howitzer?
(shitstorm in ....3.....2.....1)
(http://miscellany.lolthulhu.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/bruhin-sacrifice.jpg)
Is he...?
a howitzer?
(shitstorm in ....3.....2.....1)
A Sako. Or a really well pimped out M-14. Or one of several other guns.
It's almost an eight foot drop you're looking at, but with the right glass and knowing your traj, you can do eet no problem.
What the FUCK?!Is THAT what they're doing? Is this "devour porn" again?
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=dune_5yr9j2bdb8x2ynmbrjb2.jpg)Ah that is horrible but so funny
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=LOLHAITHAR_pkz3a2ej3w3mmwwxpzip.jpg)
I LIKE POTATOES.
I LIKE POTATOES.
I like bow ties.
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=lolfashion_01_2f9xrk4q6w91q4chr59g.jpg)
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capt. picard with a tommy gun???!!!
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capt. picard with a tommy gun???!!!
He is on the Holodeck. It's from a Star Trek movie I think. I am pretty sure that wasn't on any episode, and I vaguely remember that scene. It might be from the movie Star Trek: First Contact, but don't quote me on that.
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capt. picard with a tommy gun???!!!
He is on the Holodeck. It's from a Star Trek movie I think. I am pretty sure that wasn't on any episode, and I vaguely remember that scene. It might be from the movie Star Trek: First Contact, but don't quote me on that.
I will quote you on that, because you're right.
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capt. picard with a tommy gun???!!!
He is on the Holodeck. It's from a Star Trek movie I think. I am pretty sure that wasn't on any episode, and I vaguely remember that scene. It might be from the movie Star Trek: First Contact, but don't quote me on that.
I will quote you on that, because you're right.
Damn I'm good....
or a nerd.
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j247/rashellkhan/Truffleshuffle.gif)
capt. picard with a tommy gun???!!!
He is on the Holodeck. It's from a Star Trek movie I think. I am pretty sure that wasn't on any episode, and I vaguely remember that scene. It might be from the movie Star Trek: First Contact, but don't quote me on that.
I will quote you on that, because you're right.
Damn I'm good....
or a nerd.
The term geek is more preferable.
I've actually never seen Voyager. Actually...wait...I saw one episode where they had to remove this creature off a klingon woman, and they were using the medical files from a Cardassian who was a Bjoran war criminal, so there was like this huge moral dillemma...but that was the only episode. Is Voyager as good as TNG and DS9?
I have no idea what you just said, but it sounded like a positive review of Voyager. Sounds good.
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What's with the surprise dicks here?
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The commute this morning was awesome. (http://i.dailyherald.com/stories/120/120200.jpg)
The commute this morning was awesome. (http://i.dailyherald.com/stories/120/120200.jpg)
Holy Barack Obama, Batman!
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Ah yes, the crocoduck... A fine animal...
LOL WUTDude, that was one cool-ass duckodile
LOL WUTDude, that was one cool-ass duckodile
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One of our dogs sits in chairs all the time. She won't even sit down on a hard surface. Not even for food.
One of our dogs sits in chairs all the time. She won't even sit down on a hard surface. Not even for food.
(http://www.businessweek.com/careers/workingparents/blog/archives/berenstein.bmp)
(http://www.businessweek.com/careers/workingparents/blog/archives/berenstein.bmp)
I think I just got pwn3d.
(http://www.businessweek.com/careers/workingparents/blog/archives/berenstein.bmp)
I think I just got pwn3d.
Hahaha. :lol:
Whatchoo laughin' at, mister?
Whatchoo laughin' at, mister?
Daddy wants to make mommy moan. :lol:
Whatchoo laughin' at, mister?
Daddy wants to make mommy moan. :lol:
Oh snap. :shock:
And that's daddy trying to trick mommy in to a game of hide and seek...
And that's daddy trying to trick mommy in to a game of hide and seek...
I call it hide and lick. :P
hide the salami?
hide the salami?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I called it salami last night and he cracked up like a retarded child. :lol:
hide the salami?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I called it salami last night and he cracked up like a retarded child. :lol:
who?
jizzy?
hide the salami?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I called it salami last night and he cracked up like a retarded child. :lol:
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=c2a37174ebbdceffed91d49bdbcb80_t96sc2jostpasyscp1f0.gif)
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=c2a37174ebbdceffed91d49bdbcb80_t96sc2jostpasyscp1f0.gif)
That's quite a contraption there.
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=c2a37174ebbdceffed91d49bdbcb80_t96sc2jostpasyscp1f0.gif)
That's quite a contraption there.
It's actually kind of frightening. :lol:
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=c2a37174ebbdceffed91d49bdbcb80_t96sc2jostpasyscp1f0.gif)
That's quite a contraption there.
It's actually kind of frightening. :lol:
Would you try it? :lol:
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=c2a37174ebbdceffed91d49bdbcb80_t96sc2jostpasyscp1f0.gif)
That's quite a contraption there.
It's actually kind of frightening. :lol:
Would you try it? :lol:
Eh, probably once. I'll try most things. But I'd rather try you...
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(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=c2a37174ebbdceffed91d49bdbcb80_t96sc2jostpasyscp1f0.gif)
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=c2a37174ebbdceffed91d49bdbcb80_t96sc2jostpasyscp1f0.gif)
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I friggin love that movie.
Those boots are too warm for that kind of weather.
Those boots are too warm for that kind of weather.
I think they're fine except for the absence of symbols. How can you discern the weather, anyway?
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GOD BLESS BARACK OBAMA!
GOD BLESS BARACK OBAMA!
GOD BLESS THAT FUCKING NIGGER!!!
5
Come on, that was an easy one.
5
Come on, that was an easy one.
Hey Dave, did you ever pass that last test that you retook? I forgot to ask you earlier...
5
Come on, that was an easy one.
Hey Dave, did you ever pass that last test that you retook? I forgot to ask you earlier...
YES!!!! Passed the seismic! I can now legally design buildings in California.
You have a good memory, Jizz
Its really funny you should ask. The letter had been sitting in my mailbox for a couple days because I was out of town, and I just got to checking it this morning. It takes them 3 months to score a scantron. :? Effing government!
5
Come on, that was an easy one.
Hey Dave, did you ever pass that last test that you retook? I forgot to ask you earlier...
YES!!!! Passed the seismic! I can now legally design buildings in California.
You have a good memory, Jizz
Its really funny you should ask. The letter had been sitting in my mailbox for a couple days because I was out of town, and I just got to checking it this morning. It takes them 3 months to score a scantron. :? Effing government!
Shit, man. Congratulations! :D
5
Come on, that was an easy one.
Hey Dave, did you ever pass that last test that you retook? I forgot to ask you earlier...
YES!!!! Passed the seismic! I can now legally design buildings in California.
You have a good memory, Jizz
Its really funny you should ask. The letter had been sitting in my mailbox for a couple days because I was out of town, and I just got to checking it this morning. It takes them 3 months to score a scantron. :? Effing government!
Shit, man. Congratulations! :D
Thanks!
Test is 2-8 hour days with 3 parts
Part 1 General Civil (passed 1st time)
Part 2 Surveying (passed 1st time)
Part 3 Seismic (passed 3rd time)
Took me 3 tries total but the first time I didn't study for the seismic portion, so I really should not count that one. :)
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Aren't you an industrial engineer? Do you need to be licensed?
5
Come on, that was an easy one.
Hey Dave, did you ever pass that last test that you retook? I forgot to ask you earlier...
YES!!!! Passed the seismic! I can now legally design buildings in California.
You have a good memory, Jizz
Its really funny you should ask. The letter had been sitting in my mailbox for a couple days because I was out of town, and I just got to checking it this morning. It takes them 3 months to score a scantron. :? Effing government!
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I call it... A stranger in the distance...
people made fun of my peace sign from my old pic but thats what they do in japan in almost all of their pics z(^_^)V
people made fun of my peace sign from my old pic but thats what they do in japan in almost all of their pics z(^_^)V
Even the men?
(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/4577/baconza2.jpg)
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Haha! Thor... :lol:
I could have sworn I posted this pic on this forum before many years ago... :lol:
Funny stuff.
I could have sworn I posted this pic on this forum before many years ago... :lol:
Funny stuff.
http://www.fukung.net/v/4762/1922622155jesusbearky1.jpg
I could have sworn I posted this pic on this forum before many years ago... :lol:
Funny stuff.
http://www.fukung.net/v/4762/1922622155jesusbearky1.jpg
That is beautiful. :lol:
Waaaaaaat?
(Crazy sex warning)
http://www.fukung.net/v/11273/1227218757539.gif
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/2940/bushbamafastpo5.gif)
Fixed it.
(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5545/bushbamahypnosc2.gif)
Well, Androgen is a masculinizing hormone in the body...
I think Brede is just a name.
<a href="http://fukung.net/v/1097/what.jpg" border="0">[img width= height=]http://media.fukung.net/images/1097/what.jpg[/img][/url]
<a href="http://fukung.net/v/1097/what.jpg" border="0">[img width= height=]http://media.fukung.net/images/1097/what.jpg[/img][/url]
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I already posted that! :shock:
What does any of this have to do with lindsey being a porker or John Shaw being a little bitch?
What does any of this have to do with lindsey being a porker or John Shaw being a little bitch?
talkin to all your friends?
Well...see, here's the difference. John Shaw is a productive member of society, as am I. Also, I lost 20 pounds between October and December. I haven't been back to the doc's to get weight yet. Next month. LCPLIC is still fat, ugly, useless, and a cop. That's pretty much it. :lol:
Well...see, here's the difference. John Shaw is a productive member of society, as am I. Also, I lost 20 pounds between October and December. I haven't been back to the doc's to get weight yet. Next month. LCPLIC is still fat, ugly, useless, and a cop. That's pretty much it. :lol:
And banned from posting for a week.
WAT
What does any of this have to do with lindsey being a porker or John Shaw being a little bitch?
talkin to all your friends?
Well...see, here's the difference. John Shaw is a productive member of society, as am I. Also, I lost 20 pounds between October and December. I haven't been back to the doc's to get weight yet. Next month. LCPLIC is still fat, ugly, useless, and a cop. That's pretty much it. :lol:
BZZZZZZZZZZZT!!! >>>REDUNDANCY ALERT!!!<<<
BZZZZZZZZZZZT!!! >>>REDUNDANCY ALERT!!!<<<
BZZZZZZZZZZZT!!! >>>REDUNDANCY ALERT!!!<<<
This. Also this:BZZZZZZZZZZZT!!! >>>REDUNDANCY ALERT!!!<<<
See what I did there?
It's not my fault. I just came from Wal-Mart. My brain hasn't recovered yet.
It's not my fault. I just came from Wal-Mart. My brain hasn't recovered yet.
Oh comon.
I have ten pounds of corn starch.
SRSLY? That's pretty awesome. I would totally buy in bulk because I like to cook and bake, except we don't have a lot of storage here and I'm only one person.
SRSLY? That's pretty awesome. I would totally buy in bulk because I like to cook and bake, except we don't have a lot of storage here and I'm only one person.
Well, we're blowing through some cash to cover this unemployment thing. Stocking up and so on.
Bought a couple 50 pound bags of rice, too.
This conversation is neither maddening nor nightmare inducing.
Cthulhu is disappointed.
Good idea. Costco, Sam's, or BJ's? Or none of the above?
Good idea. Costco, Sam's, or BJ's? Or none of the above?
Gordon Food Service.
Ahhh. I haven't been there in quite a while. I remember I had to go there with my cousin a few years ago looking for those little containers with lids for Jello shots. :lol:
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http://www.shakethatbear.com/video.html (http://www.shakethatbear.com/video.html)
http://www.shakethatbear.com/video.html (http://www.shakethatbear.com/video.html)
WTF!
http://www.shakethatbear.com/video.html (http://www.shakethatbear.com/video.html)
WTF!
Pretty fucking awesome huh.
enjoy!
Atlantis is...
IN MY PANTS!
Atlantis is...
IN MY PANTS!
Does it smell like the ocean too?
(lol, feel free to smack me)
Atlantis is...
IN MY PANTS!
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1235269057968_060f632vig1siix948nc.jpg)
I can haz Atlantis?
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01318/atlantis_1318187c.jpg)
surprise, surprise
surprise, surprise
I know! I bet you're wondering how I got your pic!
yeah....it's just too bad the camera only got the back of your head............
Important 9/11 Truth from Alex Jones! (http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c139/tscott8/spin_counter.swf)
Important 9/11 Truth from Alex Jones! (http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c139/tscott8/spin_counter.swf)
You fucker!
LOL!
Important 9/11 Truth from Alex Jones! (http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c139/tscott8/spin_counter.swf)
You fucker!
LOL!
I know....
The truth is shocking.
MOTHERFUCKER!
MOTHERFUCKER!
:lol: Which one? :lol:
...
[youtube=425,350]8AyVh1_vWYQ[/youtube]
MOTHERFUCKER!
:lol: Which one? :lol:
Oh sorry. MOTHERFUCKERS!
Massive Fail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYvZh-Vcrb0
[youtube=425,350]mYvZh-Vcrb0[/youtube]
(http://i39.tinypic.com/anm39g.gif)
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=f4580_TR05_bnpnbrhqt5yg085cnqhm.jpg)
Where do you find this shit? :lol:
Many many places. I never seek flat out horror, but I often find it on this BBS.Shaw speaks truth, as always
Moran Atias
OMG
...
O.... M.... G!
.[youtube=425,350]zDiR7UxI8Ow[/youtube]
Here is a picture of a pussy hanging out. It happens.
(http://www.decoy.co.nz/photo/images/20070425205707_alley%20cat%20takamatsu%204626.jpg)
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=3313666497_f7d7fcba53_o_b5lmkx4pqpru38yxn3ge.png)
Here is a picture of a pussy hanging out. It happens.
(http://www.decoy.co.nz/photo/images/20070425205707_alley%20cat%20takamatsu%204626.jpg)
I hate you. :lol:
(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m262/xmas47/51569-pedo.jpg)
Me?Lindz posted it, so....
Shit! It's a lion! Get in the... Oh.
(http://i41.tinypic.com/eq11nc.jpg)
Me?Lindz posted it, so....
http://depressiondog.info/CourageWolf/cwolf.jpg?l1=MAKE+CTHULHU&l2=YOUR+BITCH&l1f=26&l2f=35&f=2
First time I've posted in this thread in a while, what's up?
http://depressiondog.info/CourageWolf/cwolf.jpg?l1=MAKE+CTHULHU&l2=YOUR+BITCH&l1f=26&l2f=35&f=2
First time I've posted in this thread in a while, what's up?
Bad links, among other things. :P
(http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/26280/1212815554306.jpg)
moar of this girl? >_>
moar of this girl? >_>
I never have moar.
Just what I post.
I hate you Shaw.
*haets*
I hate you Shaw.
*haets*
You ain't so far away that I cain't bend you over mah knee, little lady.
[youtube=425,350]yXa_X9GEJH0[/youtube]
Always thought this was one of the single best openings to an anime ever produced. Universal Century FTW!
59 6f 75 20 61 72 65 20 73 75 63 68 20 61 20 66 75 63 6b 69 6e 67 20 67 65 65 6b
also according to GunBroker.com, for the low low price of $8,500, this little puppy could be mine
http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=124726843 (http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=124726843)
(http://pics.gunbroker.com/GB/124726000/124726843/pix9388734.jpg)
RAD indeed.
also according to GunBroker.com, for the low low price of $8,500, this little puppy could be mine
http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=124726843 (http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.asp?Item=124726843)
(http://pics.gunbroker.com/GB/124726000/124726843/pix9388734.jpg)
RAD indeed.
yeah, but don't you need 2-3 people to run the fuckin thing???
at least a loader & shooter....+ maybe a guy on the cranks
(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/2629/sheniqua.jpg)
I presume if I'm ever in a position where I'll need it I'll have a sizeable compound of people who can run it, or at least help me run it.
I presume if I'm ever in a position where I'll need it I'll have a sizeable compound of people who can run it, or at least help me run it.
you must be involved with brasky's mad plan to take over the earth then...that being the only sensible solution
(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/2629/sheniqua.jpg)
ROFL. :lol: :lol: :lol:
http://www.shackpics.com/files/mr_robert_dutu_0dy6h37zip4ourr07c3u.jpgNo worky for me.
I want my cable-access TV show to be more like this guy's
[youtube=425,350]8oMlg1jal7c[/youtube]
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what the FUCK is all that?????
what the FUCK is all that?????
Why, Zalgo, of course.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Zalgo maddahfuck.
(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/749/1237836937163.jpg)
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(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5346/1237519878274.jpg)
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/558/6560920.jpg)
(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/7028/5819.jpg)
(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7241/1237421489397.gif)
(http://wonderfactory.org/comics/2007-07-18-timetravel.gif)
What is Zalgos.
(http://web.mac.com/mitchellgage/iWeb/Site/Randy%20while%20bathing_files/Showertime.png)
What is Zalgos.
Exactly.
(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/749/1237836937163.jpg)
(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8889/1237519986357.jpg)
(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5346/1237519878274.jpg)
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/558/6560920.jpg)
(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/7028/5819.jpg)
(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7241/1237421489397.gif)
I gots to know. Did you make these?
(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2720/zalgomesh.jpg)
Zalgo, is that some spoof on lovecraftian horror?
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHA
One gold award thingee for Mr. Shaw.
lolololololol
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHA
One gold award thingee for Mr. Shaw.
lolololololol
Telling ya, man, Imma make every old meme fresh with mah Zalgo treatments.
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHA
One gold award thingee for Mr. Shaw.
lolololololol
For extra points, find the human testicle in that image!
Is it where the brainz should be?
Also, could someone please explain this Zalgo business?
Is it where the brainz should be?
There is a lump on the right side of the hole. It's a nut.Also, could someone please explain this Zalgo business?
Zalgo is a humorous meme that is a take on the works of H.P. Lovecraft. The Cthulhu guy. Originally it was mostly comics that were altered to be horrible. Started on SA.
I have decided to add to the mythology by shooping many woops.
Zalgo, is that some spoof on lovecraftian horror?
Spoof? No.
Homage? Expansion of? Yes.
ZALGO BE STEALIN' MAH BUCKET
Actually, this lady did.
Actually, this lady did.
That ain't no lady. That be a real doll.
Actually, this lady did.
That ain't no lady. That be a real doll.
In the future, real dolls will be more common than women.
(http://www.nataliedee.com/031709/im-pleased-as-fuck.jpg)
Thats from the same person that does Married to the Sea AMIRITE?
Thats from the same person that does Married to the Sea AMIRITE?
Yeah. I lust after her. She's my not so secret girlfriend.
Here she is getting spooged on -
[youtube=425,350]8ELcSBP2nlQ[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ELcSBP2nlQ
And here she is complete with fake hillbilly accent pitching weiner wings.
[youtube=425,350]oYq69Ek_SAY[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYq69Ek_SAY
Owls are horrifying.
(http://www.ihasaids.com/upload/data/1238441335.gif)
(http://paizo.com/image/product/catalog/TSR/TSR2011_500.jpeg)
(http://paizo.com/image/product/catalog/TSR/TSR2011_500.jpeg)
(http://paizo.com/image/product/catalog/TSR/TSR2011_500.jpeg)This is one of the reasons why fundies thought D&D was Satanic!
Remember this movie? :lol: ...
[youtube=425,350]XLZFde1G9gk[/youtube]
DONKEY . . . PUNCH!
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/47/Furriesno.png)
(http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/05/bigbrother.jpg)
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/bakerbaker_2007/dirtymonkey2.jpg)
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-eharmony-online-dating-fail.jpg)
Ain't capitalism great!
[youtube=425,350]wJfYAJJYMqg[/youtube]
and for a good laugh...
[youtube=425,350]keA8lG-jTI0[/youtube]
Best pole dance EVER!
[youtube=510,420]1PUppAaLCCs[/youtube]
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1214037810450_va5gm58rhz3h2wozpmke.jpg)
Ah, from the good old days when MTV didn't suck ass. I miss Liquid Television. I would love to get the entire run on DVD if it were available.
"you shouldnt use this to escape from the cops"Take-away lesson:
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/2103/200905232234391680x1050.png)
Discuss.
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/2103/200905232234391680x1050.png)
Discuss.
Chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken steak, shit chicken!
why is everybody here fucked up?
We followed you here.
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/2103/200905232234391680x1050.png)
Discuss.
Chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken steak, shit chicken!
why is everybody here fucked up?
[youtube=425,350]lDUzozPEEsU[/youtube].
Seriously what the fuck is going on with these jackboots?
Seriously? Where is tom when you need him?
Seriously? Where is tom when you need him?
Being a pussy.
Worth a watch, skip to 2:30 to avoid all the crazy talk.
Getting zapped gave this guy superpowers.
[youtube=425,350]CBNAhgEaaNM[/youtube]
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1533#comic
(http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090531.gif)
WHAT ABOUT WI FI! Think of the children!
Think of the children!
Anti pornography conference...
Less than 400 more posts until we beat that other thread.
(http://wiki.freetalklive.com/images/5/5e/Babydog.jpg)
http://www.simondale.net/house/index.htm
(http://wiki.freetalklive.com/images/7/70/Front.jpg) (http://www.simondale.net/house/index.htm)
http://www.whorecollege.org/
http://www.whorecollege.org/
my mother must have gotten two doctorates and a master's there
Duck Amuck has to be the single greatest cartoon I've ever seen.
MOAR XAOS
(http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs47/f/2009/173/0/4/In_the_stables_by_chaos_07.jpg)
Duck Amuck has to be the single greatest cartoon I've ever seen.
[youtube=425,350]Jxk-UBtka1Y[/youtube]
I think this is supposed to cause a brain aneurysm if watched to the end.
is that a nip?
I'm making this into a tShirt. The illustration isn't done yet.
That's AWESOME! :D
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/9540/incominglawl.png)
I think I just saw some kind of a vagina monster in that scroll. :shock:
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/9540/incominglawl.png)
Are the fighters water bugs? What class would a swan be?
I think I just saw some kind of a vagina monster in that scroll. :shock:
it's japan, wtf do you expect?
I think I just saw some kind of a vagina monster in that scroll. :shock:
it's japan, wtf do you expect?
A double-headed vagina monster?
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/9540/incominglawl.png)
Are the fighters water bugs? What class would a swan be?
Just make sure that the waterbugs are countered with sensor boosters.
That was...tense.EXTREMELY GAY
P.S. In before "I don't even know who that is because pop culture is too declasse for my epicurean tastes!"
P.S. In before "I don't even know who that is because pop culture is too declasse for my epicurean tastes!"
Also before "the liberty movement just lost millions of dollars in donations because of you posting that video."
[youtube=425,350]pYImEf_-km0[/youtube].
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1238338204654_ne1cy6kvqujyet0nx5rj.jpg)
Spider foreplay is serious business.
(http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/7918/spidersf.jpg)
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1238338204654_ne1cy6kvqujyet0nx5rj.jpg)
WELCOME TOAFRICASOUTH CENTRAL>>ROXBURY , MA>> DETROIT, ETC, ETC
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c98/Mithril2/Reaction/bump2.jpg).
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
REJECTED was f'ing coolo. I liked the "breakdown of reality" for the last 1:00 or so
Here's the star that's poised to go supernova and unleash a hellstorm (http://blogs.discovery.com/space_disco/2009/08/wr-104-are-we-looking-down-the-barrel-of-a-gammaray-burst-.html) of X-rays that will sterilize planet earth in a matter of microseconds when it goes kablooey... and we have no idea whether that will be 300,000 years from now, or this frickin' Thursday
(http://blogs.discovery.com/.a/6a00d8341bf67c53ef0120a4c80999970b-320wi)
Dr. Peter Tuthill: "it is uncannily like looking down a rifle barrel."
MY ANUS IS BLEEDING
REJECTED was f'ing coolo. I liked the "breakdown of reality" for the last 1:00 or so
Here's the star that's poised to go supernova and unleash a hellstorm (http://blogs.discovery.com/space_disco/2009/08/wr-104-are-we-looking-down-the-barrel-of-a-gammaray-burst-.html) of X-rays that will sterilize planet earth in a matter of microseconds when it goes kablooey... and we have no idea whether that will be 300,000 years from now, or this frickin' Thursday
(http://blogs.discovery.com/.a/6a00d8341bf67c53ef0120a4c80999970b-320wi)
Dr. Peter Tuthill: "it is uncannily like looking down a rifle barrel."
Well thats... interesting.
Well thats... interesting.COOL
Tentacles, man. Tentacles.
I've never actually read GEB. Worth it?FUCK YES
I've never actually read GEB. Worth it?FUCK YES
I decided to go to grad school at Indiana University solely because of reading this guy's book -- he is a prof at IU. (well, OK, also my GF at the time went to IU, but I swear GEB had something to do with it)
I've never actually read GEB. Worth it?FUCK YES
I decided to go to grad school at Indiana University solely because of reading this guy's book -- he is a prof at IU. (well, OK, also my GF at the time went to IU, but I swear GEB had something to do with it)
Ok, wish list'd. Now back to your regularly scheduled chaos (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shepard_tone):
[youtube=425,350]DfJa3IC1txI[/youtube]
My wife yelled at me to "make it stop!" :lol:Yeah, my wife gets tired after 45 minutes or so, too. But i just keep goin' and goin'
My wife yelled at me to "make it stop!" :lol:Yeah, my wife gets tired after 45 minutes or so, too. But i just keep goin' and goin'
Sexy sexy role reversal. :lol:
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nTWKE-UPeBo&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nTWKE-UPeBo&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
Sexy sexy role reversal. :lol:
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:D
I don't understand why people think Angelina Jolie is hot. She has a nice figure but she's not hot. Too haughty, too plastic, too masculine in the jaw.
[youtube=425,350]-KxjVlaLBmk[/youtube]
2:40 is AWESOME!!!
[youtube=425,350]O6_P_5VSc0E[/youtube]WTF?
Whut
ATTENTION EVERYONE. HERE IS A PICTURE OF MY EYEBALL.Prove it
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2506/3862469665_ed434b0149_m.jpg)
ATTENTION EVERYONE. HERE IS A PICTURE OF MY EYEBALL.Prove it
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2506/3862469665_ed434b0149_m.jpg)
No sheet on mattress, wat.
Kukulkan
(http://merlino348.webs.com/G_-KUKULKAN%20serpente.jpg)
(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/7558/traoa.jpg)
(http://www.fwditon.com/attachments/2007/5/3/117825387250_02velha.jpg)
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Many jokes begin with this line. It is called the "set-up", and is analogous to establishing-shots in films or first paragraphs in essays. First paragraphs in essays are where you state what you will be dealing with and usually give a thesis statement. The phrase "A man walks into a bar" performs a similar function, alerting the audience that what follows is likely to be a short story with a humourous climax.
http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20090902/NEWS0107/909030307/1163/Bizarre%20act%20halts%20court%20hearingHoly shit, this is juicy. You really should share properly with the group.
James Orr put an immediate halt to his criminal trial Wednesday when he squeezed the contents of his colostomy bag onto the table in front of him and ate it.
"There was what appeared to be feces on the table and on the floor," assistant Hamilton County prosecutor David Prem said.
http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20090902/NEWS0107/909030307/1163/Bizarre%20act%20halts%20court%20hearingHoly shit, this is juicy. You really should share properly with the group.
(http://cmsimg.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=AB&Date=20090902&Category=NEWS0107&ArtNo=909030307&Ref=AR&Profile=1163&MaxW=180&Border=0)QuoteJames Orr put an immediate halt to his criminal trial Wednesday when he squeezed the contents of his colostomy bag onto the table in front of him and ate it.
"There was what appeared to be feces on the table and on the floor," assistant Hamilton County prosecutor David Prem said.
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/96/Iphone_virginity_epic_fail.jpg)
The life of a rocket booster.That was fucking cool. Not worth $100+ Billion, but still cool.
@mr. lindsey - how'd you do that crazy text shit?
@mr. lindsey - how'd you do that crazy text shit?
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/9272/neckdown.jpg)wtf kind of bullet is this?
(http://www.grc.nasa.gov/WWW/K-12/airplane/Images/entropy.gif)
Army with harmony
Doomsday, drop a load on them
Entropy, how can I explain it? I'll take it frame by frame it,
to have you all jumping, shouting saying it.
Let's just say that it's a measure of disorder,
in a system that is closed, like with a border.
It's sorta, like a, well a measurement of randomness,
proposed in 1850 by a German, but wait I digress.
"What the fuck is entropy?", I here the people still exclaiming,
it seems I gotta start the explaining.
You ever drop an egg and on the floor you see it break?
You go and get a mop so you can clean up your mistake.
But did you ever stop to ponder why we know it's true,
if you drop a broken egg you will not get an egg that's new.
That's entropy or E-N-T-R-O to the P to the Y,
the reason why the sun will one day all burn out and die.
Order from disorder is a scientific rarity,
allow me to explain it with a little bit more clarity.
Did I say rarity? I meant impossibility,
at least in a closed system there will always be more entropy.
That's entropy and I hope that you're all down with it,
if you are here's your membership.
You down with entropy?
Yeah, you know me! [x3]
Who's down with entropy?
Every last homey!
Defining entropy as disorder's not complete,
'cause disorder as a definition doesn't cover heat.
So my first definition I would now like to withdraw,
and offer one that fits thermodynamics second law.
First we need to understand that entropy is energy,
energy that can't be used to state it more specifically.
In a closed system entropy always goes up,
that's the second law, now you know what's up.
You can't win, you can't break even, you can't leave the game,
'cause entropy will take it all 'though it seems a shame.
The second law, as we now know, is quite clear to state,
that entropy must increase and not dissipate.
Creationists always try to use the second law,
to disprove evolution, but their theory has a flaw.
The second law is quite precise about where it applies,
only in a closed system must the entropy count rise.
The earth's not a closed system' it's powered by the sun,
so fuck the damn creationists, Doomsday get my gun!
That, in a nutshell, is what entropy's about,
you're now down with a discount.
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^^^creepiest ad campaign ever.
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^^^creepiest ad campaign ever.
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This is so wonderful.Ditto.
Ditto.
This is 18 million kinds of beautiful.
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I have an armpit fetish now.
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So you listen to RBR too?
I have an armpit fetish now.
AAAHAHAHA!
I just got it! :lol:
I have an armpit fetish now.
AAAHAHAHA!
I just got it! :lol:
Wisecrack :)
Wait, someone banned Richard?
Wait, someone banned Richard?
Good riddance! I've had squabbles with a few on here, but R3 is just not my cup of tea.
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Not enough seeders.
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Not enough seeders.
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yecch... curly-haired porn
Too...cute...can't take any more...KABOOM!Hey cool... you must be a rehabber!
You can't report your own post to the moderator, that doesn't make sense!
I always did like Ernest.Holy shit, I am gonna live to be 91
I always did like Ernest.Holy shit, I am gonna live to be 91
I have to admit that I love this rendition of the classic AirWolf theme.
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COULD THE DALAI LAMA JUST GET IT OVER WITH AND SUCK A DICK
(PRETTY SURE THAT'S ALMOST A DIRECT QUOTE FROM STAR WARS)
Sorry, I had to ignore you for bumping the Tower of Babel thread.
Odd, its perfectly fine for me. :?
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Bring Amba Lamps! :lol:
As you sew, so shall you reap. This is what comes of acting out of anger.
I did love the Mortal Kombat bit though.
Next up:Big Mama vs. Lil' AlOh hahaha, very funny. It is sad that there were kids there watching what I assume are their parents fist fighting.
"Please don't show me that at this point and time." - lol
http://www.blackbottom.com/watch.php?v=3d1a114d49921255093c1f6b79cc95ada028e393
Dunno how to embed without the use of the YT tags, but it's worth watching. Sad there were kids about though.
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On days when am not kept in the closet, I am expected to have his favorite cold drink waiting for him when he walks in. If not, I am punished horribly with electricity. His favorite drink is V8, vodka, and a cup of my freshly poured blood, with ice, in a tall glass. I get the blood from the little plastic 'faucet" valve he got from a medcial supply store over the internet. He punctured my arm vein and inserted it, sealing it with instant-drying cyanoacrylic glue. Now he can desanguinate me whenever he wants to.
He's not a vampire, it's just that when he fucks me, he likes to see me so weak that I can barely sit up. He also likes to gleefully and savagely beat me with his belt when I am too groggy and weak to avoid the blows. That way, he doesn't have to tie me to the furniture,and it reduces my screams of pleasure to mere mumbles. Sometimes before a "session", he drains a large bowel of my precious red life fluid and dumps it in the toilet, just to be mean.
Because I begged him to, he promised that someday, when he gets tired of me, he will completely desanguinate me. He will open the valve and leave it open while he fucks me, and he'lll continue to fuck me until I am unconscious, and then until nothing more flows into the bucket. Then he will cum into my lifeless body for the last time, remove my vagina as a souvenir, and stuff me into the plastic body bag I already bought just for that purpose before taking me to my final resting place in the dumpster behind the gas station.
Quote from: Faye KaneOn days when am not kept in the closet, I am expected to have his favorite cold drink waiting for him when he walks in. If not, I am punished horribly with electricity. His favorite drink is V8, vodka, and a cup of my freshly poured blood, with ice, in a tall glass. I get the blood from the little plastic 'faucet" valve he got from a medcial supply store over the internet. He punctured my arm vein and inserted it, sealing it with instant-drying cyanoacrylic glue. Now he can desanguinate me whenever he wants to.
He's not a vampire, it's just that when he fucks me, he likes to see me so weak that I can barely sit up. He also likes to gleefully and savagely beat me with his belt when I am too groggy and weak to avoid the blows. That way, he doesn't have to tie me to the furniture,and it reduces my screams of pleasure to mere mumbles. Sometimes before a "session", he drains a large bowel of my precious red life fluid and dumps it in the toilet, just to be mean.
Because I begged him to, he promised that someday, when he gets tired of me, he will completely desanguinate me. He will open the valve and leave it open while he fucks me, and he'lll continue to fuck me until I am unconscious, and then until nothing more flows into the bucket. Then he will cum into my lifeless body for the last time, remove my vagina as a souvenir, and stuff me into the plastic body bag I already bought just for that purpose before taking me to my final resting place in the dumpster behind the gas station.
Quote from: Faye KaneOn days when am not kept in the closet, I am expected to have his favorite cold drink waiting for him when he walks in. If not, I am punished horribly with electricity. His favorite drink is V8, vodka, and a cup of my freshly poured blood, with ice, in a tall glass. I get the blood from the little plastic 'faucet" valve he got from a medcial supply store over the internet. He punctured my arm vein and inserted it, sealing it with instant-drying cyanoacrylic glue. Now he can desanguinate me whenever he wants to.
He's not a vampire, it's just that when he fucks me, he likes to see me so weak that I can barely sit up. He also likes to gleefully and savagely beat me with his belt when I am too groggy and weak to avoid the blows. That way, he doesn't have to tie me to the furniture,and it reduces my screams of pleasure to mere mumbles. Sometimes before a "session", he drains a large bowel of my precious red life fluid and dumps it in the toilet, just to be mean.
Because I begged him to, he promised that someday, when he gets tired of me, he will completely desanguinate me. He will open the valve and leave it open while he fucks me, and he'lll continue to fuck me until I am unconscious, and then until nothing more flows into the bucket. Then he will cum into my lifeless body for the last time, remove my vagina as a souvenir, and stuff me into the plastic body bag I already bought just for that purpose before taking me to my final resting place in the dumpster behind the gas station.
WTF?
Where do I get one of those valves?
Ask Faye. Her e-mail address is somewhere on here http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.viewcustom&friendId=150103974&blogId=230603034&swapped=true
Holy Christ! Well, at least I know what to do if I become homeless: live in a tent in the woods and dumpster dive to sell shit on Ebay.
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I've been catching up on FTL, and just got through a call on Thursday from "Coily". Bravo, Denis. Bravo.Funny, I just heard that caller ~2 hours ago while I was on the can.
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Hunger is a thing irrepressible. A deep, deep beast that sleeps but never fully, always with one heavy-lidded eye a bit less than closed, watching to leap for that quick-moving opportunity which might indeed quench the unstoppable need which causes itself to be. And yet, such a hunger might itself be considered mild. For there exist hungers that transact on a level which no man born of woman should ever endure. Hungers that are only fit for heroes… or for monsters.
Call such thoughts mad? Perhaps. But know in your heart, such hunger of which we speak can drive the holy to the darkest fathoms of the most nameless hells. Even in rest it is an itch, a tickle, a small but urgent voice. there is still a thing remaining it says to the poor creature which must of course succumb to the living hunger’s iron will, there is still a thing that you must do for me now.
Is it a hunger to rid the world of beauty? Is it a hunger to prove that no person, no being, can truly become his conqueror? Is it a hunger to be reunited with something that was lost, or a hunger to seek some measure of distraction from a life that began elsewhere, far elsewhere, in a place that could no longer be called a home? Or is it something which he will never admit to himself, something that can only be called a hunger to find a creature more hungry, a creature that perhaps, this time perhaps, can provide a passage to that dreamless unending in which the hunger has no meaning or sway?
And, when all is done, who shall be called the true victor? He who remains among the living? Or he who has gone on ahead?
Wear this shirt: when you want to date an English major.
Don’t wear this shirt: to Dunwich, Innsmouth, Kingsport, or Miskatonic U. They’ve got some local laws about… well, they’re just a little sensitive about certain things.
This shirt tells the world: “Man, people in New England are freakin’ WEIRD.”
We call this color: A’pha’t
u r fag.
Picture no worky.
Kept busy during the season finale of "V" this evening assembling these two little fellows:
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It's always fun when the project I'm working on dovetails with my TV viewing. Almost wish I'd been working the lizard my son requested, but aliens will work.
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Fixed.
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Fixed.
Nope.
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I was more disturbed by the mere existence of the actual show, than the parody laid down on top of it
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Silly comic.Those examples are all like me asserting my freedom to have sex with the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, or my freedom to have Air Force One fly me on vacations, or my freedom to execute my disagreeable neighbors.
I know, keep those colored people down in the basement cafeteria where they belong.
I know, keep those colored people down in the basement cafeteria where they belong.
Right, so if it wasn't for government laws, brown people would never be able to eat at a restaurant. Got it.
That is a characterization of reality. There were some places in which that was normal and some where it was not. Also, much of that problem was caused by Jim Crow laws.
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I'm watching you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKf2ur3XKhsLOL!
Didja know Larry Niven (of Ringworld (http://books.google.com/books?id=uv4vqKYsyawC&printsec=frontcover&dq=ringworld&source=bl&ots=ULVimO8hyZ&sig=QcpcWncAQpYjBImQ6ZePtCR1bek&hl=en&ei=9WMfTKyuIML88Ab429CdDA&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=9&ved=0CEoQ6AEwCA#v=onepage&q&f=false) fame) wrote some of the Land of the Lost episodes?Not one of his shining moments unfortunately...
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LOL!
The conspiracy nutjobs are now trolling video games, I should make a game called New World Order.
Didja know Larry Niven (of Ringworld (http://books.google.com/books?id=uv4vqKYsyawC&printsec=frontcover&dq=ringworld&source=bl&ots=ULVimO8hyZ&sig=QcpcWncAQpYjBImQ6ZePtCR1bek&hl=en&ei=9WMfTKyuIML88Ab429CdDA&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=9&ved=0CEoQ6AEwCA#v=onepage&q&f=false) fame) wrote some of the Land of the Lost episodes?Not one of his shining moments unfortunately...
I'm reading his book Lucifer's Hammer for the 3rd time or so right now, just finished The Mote in God's Eye and The Gripping Hand, both excellent.
So you like the Known Space universe? My dad likes those books but I like to lean towards his harder stuff I guess.Didja know Larry Niven (of Ringworld (http://books.google.com/books?id=uv4vqKYsyawC&printsec=frontcover&dq=ringworld&source=bl&ots=ULVimO8hyZ&sig=QcpcWncAQpYjBImQ6ZePtCR1bek&hl=en&ei=9WMfTKyuIML88Ab429CdDA&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=9&ved=0CEoQ6AEwCA#v=onepage&q&f=false) fame) wrote some of the Land of the Lost episodes?Not one of his shining moments unfortunately...
I'm reading his book Lucifer's Hammer for the 3rd time or so right now, just finished The Mote in God's Eye and The Gripping Hand, both excellent.
I didn't know about Niven working on TV stuff. I have read most of the "Known Space" books and a few others. I guess his work is too good for Hollywood, they seem to prefer the dumbed down storlylines like Star Wars. A heck of a lot of things have been "borrowed" from his works though, Halo being an obvious ripoff of Ringworld and klingons culture is stolen from the Kzin, and Chewbacca's persona is pretty darned close to "Speaker-to-Animals'" .
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700 Pound Kid Lives Under Apartment Stairs And Won't Wear Clothes
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The Man-Kzin Wars books are a bit too space opera for me (good fluff reading) but Ringworld and the sequels have good solid storylines. I read Footfall a couple years ago, not bad but it didn't have the grab of some of his other works.I agree on the Man-Kzin Wars. I tried reading Ringworld but really just couldn't get too much into it. On the other hand Footfall and Lucifer's Hammer are among my favorite SF books of all time. Maybe I should give Ringworld another try. My dad's got all of them in his library.
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"Get Hammered & Sickled"
"A Taste Worth Standing in Line For"
"With Georgia On My Mind"
"Drink Comrade! Drink! It's This or the Gulag!"
"Surprisingly Satisfying Soviet Refreshment"
PUT THE COLD WAR INTO YOUR REFRIGERATOR! OUR FIVE-YEAR-PLAN: DRINK A BOTTLE A DAY FOR FIVE YEARS AND BECOME A HERO OF SOCIALIST FLAVOUR!
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2499026/Pirate-holidays-to-really-kill-for.html
BLOODTHIRSTY tourists are paying £3,500 a day to join PIRATE-KILLING cruise ships.
They board private yachts secretly armed to the teeth with grenade launchers, AK47 machine guns and rockets.
Then they cruise slowly between Djibouti in Somalia to Mombasa in Kenya hoping to attract the attention of pirates.
If attacked, the Russian tourists - and ex-special forces troops who sail with them - open fire.
Yachtsman Vladimir Mironov said: "They are worse than the pirates - just paying to murder."
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2499026/Pirate-holidays-to-really-kill-for.html#ixzz0wSJizK2R
ATTN - ATTN
The PS3 has been cracked by hackers on steroids. (Who somehow found out how to clone a debug key...)
I am downloading many PS3 "backups" in case I ever am able to buy a used PS3 and use this.
This . . . is . . . CHAOS for Sony!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DStwXsmZ3OE
ATTN - ATTN
The PS3 has been cracked by hackers on steroids. (Who somehow found out how to clone a debug key...)
I am downloading many PS3 "backups" in case I ever am able to buy a used PS3 and use this.
This . . . is . . . CHAOS for Sony!
Linkey dinkey?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=347_1283546955
Oh, and since no one here probably "gets" my sig...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3UyVylP7AI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPmjIXMFZnA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txdv_oNq81I
FUCK THAT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txdv_oNq81I
FUCK THAT.
NSFW http://blip.tv/file/1867688
NSFW http://blip.tv/file/1867688
That's a crazy person who learned how to make money at it.
NSFW http://blip.tv/file/1867688
That's a crazy person who learned how to make money at it.
Richard's dream date.
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CAUSE THE DASH DON'T BE SILENT!
MARIJUANA PEPSI
BELOIT, Wis. (AP) - You might think a name like Marijuana Pepsi
is right of out an old Cheech and Chong stoner flick. But Marijuana
Pepsi Sawyer is the real name of a Beloit, Wis., high school
teacher. An aunt remembers the name Marijuana Pepsi seemed to fit
right into the post-Woodstock era of the early 1970's. But Sawyer
says it was tough growing up with that name. She says from the
teacher taking attendance in class, to filling out paperwork, her
name is never ignored. Sawyer tells the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
people always think she's joking. While she's named Marijuana,
Sawyer says she's never touched the stuff herself.
Le-a reminds me of this girl. She went to my High School.
http://abclocal.go.com/wjrt/story?section=news/bizarre&id=6698505QuoteMARIJUANA PEPSI
BELOIT, Wis. (AP) - You might think a name like Marijuana Pepsi
is right of out an old Cheech and Chong stoner flick. But Marijuana
Pepsi Sawyer is the real name of a Beloit, Wis., high school
teacher. An aunt remembers the name Marijuana Pepsi seemed to fit
right into the post-Woodstock era of the early 1970's. But Sawyer
says it was tough growing up with that name. She says from the
teacher taking attendance in class, to filling out paperwork, her
name is never ignored. Sawyer tells the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
people always think she's joking. While she's named Marijuana,
Sawyer says she's never touched the stuff herself.
"Call me Mary Jane"
Now shes a career adviser at UW-Whitewater. AKA she didnt make the right choicesYep. Even the people who failed out of engineering school at Madison (as 2/3rds of them did) at least went on to get easy degrees in "business" or some other tripe... from Madison. Whitewater was the place for people who couldn't get into the Big U in the first place.
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http://zoomquilt2.madmindworx.com/zoomquilt2.swf
thats fucking impossibleand cool
http://zoomquilt2.madmindworx.com/zoomquilt2.swf
thats fucking impossibleand cool
I cannot even understand how they make something like that. Frame by frame?
That's a salvia trip right there.
http://www.break.com/index/woman-picks-nose-during-news-broadcast.html
http://www.break.com/index/woman-picks-nose-during-news-broadcast.html
Not only did she pick it........ she scarfed it down too :lol:
Well already knew thathttp://www.break.com/index/woman-picks-nose-during-news-broadcast.html
Not only did she pick it........ she scarfed it down too :lol:
I did it when I was a kid.
Well already knew thathttp://www.break.com/index/woman-picks-nose-during-news-broadcast.html
Not only did she pick it........ she scarfed it down too :lol:
I did it when I was a kid.
Henderson Castrating Tools
I cannot disagree more. I saw under 30 seconds and my balls hurt. Ouch.Henderson Castrating ToolsI love that
When I wrote that? Yes, I was.
Do I have to hold your hand and tell you if this is safe for work or not, Denis?1) Don't touch my hand, or any other part of me. I am pretty sure you have all manner of cooties.
http://www.fleshlight.com/alien/
2) I can tell by the URL it's NSFW :roll:
Quote from: Tyrant King Josephus Boner LXIX link=topic=25106.msg615808#msg615808Are you high, man?When I wrote that? Yes, I was.
I was working.Quote from: Tyrant King Josephus Boner LXIX link=topic=25106.msg615808#msg615808Are you high, man?When I wrote that? Yes, I was.
They let you get high at work? Who knew they had such understanding policies?
Where is Zhwazi?
"Finally violated my dolphin puppet"
http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=fWrxG-C827-
Josh Creighton: dude
Josh Creighton: why are you always against me?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d61_1287597995
Civ Dis to the max! Ew. Not my style.http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d61_1287597995
He's cute. I got turned on when he picked up the dildo with his mouth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt-7EwXnHps (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt-7EwXnHps)hawt
Masters of Horror: Peter Medak: The Washingtonians (http://movies.netflix.com/Movie/Masters-of-Horror-Peter-Medak-The-Washingtonians/70075517?trkid=191776#height1615)
Director Peter Medak rewrites history in unimaginable ways by proposing that George Washington -- the celebrated father of our country -- was actually a homicidal maniac. Originally released as an episode of the "Masters of Horror" series, this chilling tale takes poetic license in exploring the roots of the Washington family tree, even positing that the former president used those trademark wooden teeth for eating something other than all-American apple pie.
Doug Roth: A reporter for Nova Express. He is present at Dr. Manhattan's interview with Ted Koppel and reveals that several of his coworkers died of cancer, presumably from Manhattan. This leads to Manhattan's self-imposed exile on Mars. Roth was played by John Shaw in the film.
That was rather chaotic, but they actually managed to get some boobs in there.
this made my brain hurt a little.
http://www.wimp.com/holographicmap/
My fellow BBSers,
I have created a thread dedicated to chaos and nonsense. The goal of this thread is to be filled up to 250 pages. After 250 pages it will be locked and will rest at the depth of the ocean until the stars are right.
Your task:
Fill this thread with nonsense, random shit, and chaos. You don't have to be a creativitits. I welcome thread bumps, double posting, triple posting, trolling, and pointless arguments that are indeed pointless.
After 250 pages it will be locked and will rest at the depth of the ocean until the stars are right.Fuck, I didn't know about that.
Ahahah awesome! How is this still on youtube?After 250 pages it will be locked and will rest at the depth of the ocean until the stars are right.Fuck, I didn't know about that.
That would suck cause this thread is the best one except for the bubis.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LOtXtfMLZ8[/youtube]
http://www.cookingwithcum.com/
(http://www.cookingwithcum.com/images/natural_harvest_front_cover.jpg) (http://www.cookingwithcum.com/)
http://www.cookingwithcum.com/
(http://www.cookingwithcum.com/)
http://www.cookingwithcum.com/
(http://www.cookingwithcum.com/images/natural_harvest_front_cover.jpg) (http://www.cookingwithcum.com/)
The 20 Worst Mel Gibson Rant Quotes (Presented By Kittens)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv2oCXbW4r0Dale,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv2oCXbW4r0Dale,
Thank you.
That is the best damn 30 minutes I've spent in a long, long time.
It's entertaining, but full of factual inaccuracies and open calls for violence.Like FTL....?
Like FTL....?
WE DUN COME FROM DAT SHIT
that's freakin hilarious - he could've just kicked his old man's ass instead of taking that whippin.
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I stumbled on this shitty picdump, but look at the third photo down! Our very own free stater himself. Guess I have to go out and get a costume if it actually reaches audiences :)
http://bank.imgdumpr.com/index.php/wtf/unexplainable-15-pics/
A French father-of-two is to take GlaxoSmithKline to court on Tuesday, alleging the British firm's drug to treat Parkinson's disease turned him into a gay sex and gambling addict.
The 51-year-old's lawyers say their client's behaviour changed radically after he was first administered the drug in 2003 for the illness, which causes tremors, slows movement and disrupts speech.
Didier Jambart, a married father-of-two who says he has attempted suicide three times, claims he became addicted to Internet gambling, losing the family's savings and stealing to feed his habit.
He also became a compulsive gay sex addict and began exposing himself on the Internet and cross-dressing. His risky sexual encounters led to him being raped, his lawyers said.
The behaviour stopped when he stopped taking the drugs in 2005 but by then he had been demoted in his defence ministry job and was suffering from psychological trauma resulting from his addictions, his lawyers said.
The plaintiff is seeking a total of 450,000 euros ($610,000) in damages from Glaxo, which he accuses of selling a "defective" drug, and from his neurologist for having failed to properly inform him about the drug.
The drug, Requip, has been known for years to have undesired side effects but a warning only appeared on its package insert in 2006, his lawyers said.
Glaxo said it did not wish to comment on the case.
The Faggiest Vampire, a Children's Story
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A book overview:
Deep in The Land of Broodsarrow, just outside the village of Gneirwil, and high on a cliff overlooking the Everbleed Sea, there stands the faggiest gothic castle that any mortal being has ever seen. Living in this ancient faggy castle is none other than the well-renowned vampire, Dargoth Van Gloomfang.
The citizenry of Broodsarrow sure has its share of faggy vampires, but old Dargoth has always been by far the faggiest of them all. That is, until a new vampire came to town. A younger, hippper vampire. One that emits such a grand amount of fagginess that one cannot help but be completely overwhelmed by his presence.
Now Dargoth Van Gloomfang must figure out a way to out-shine this young newcomer if he wishes to ever reclaim his throne as . . . the faggiest vampire.
Yeah Neal, Dale... youse guys are doin teh Gay wrongz
Buzz of the infamous Big Gay Dance Party at Porcfest will be on as guest co-host.Buzz is cool
(https://7chan.org/men/src/129693683815.jpg)I'm no glad these images didn't load
(https://7chan.org/men/src/129705039514.gif)Reminds me of a salvia trip I had once.
Reminds me of a salvia trip I had once.
Oh why do I click on this thread from my work computer (lunch break)?! Especially since I know Dalebert and Marmenthol are posting.
Okay, I just barfed in my mouth......
Okay, I just barfed in my mouth......
Is that a fetish for you?
You are one post away from the ignore feature (if I can find it)Okay, I just barfed in my mouth......
Is that a fetish for you?
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Roman_shower
You are one post away from the ignore feature (if I can find it)
You are one post away from the ignore feature (if I can find it)
It probably makes better sense to just ignore this thread.
There are a couple of enhancements I'd like to write for forum software if I can ever get around to it. One is a sort of enhanced ignore feature. Ignores any threads started by people you're ignoring and also keeps their posts from being visible AT ALL instead of showing "You are ignoring this person" and "Don't think about pink elephants!".
Another is a troll meter that allows everyone with > X weeks and > Y posts to vote on whether any particular user is a troll and they can change their one vote (per user) at any time. The number of troll votes a person has would show up by every post near their handle. Each user can then change a setting that auto-ignores anyone with a troll rating greater than that value. The mods would choose a default setting so certain users with a high troll rating would not show up for new visitors unless and until they adjusted their troll tolerance setting. They would ideally be informed of this by some intro thread if they bother to read the rules of the forum and what-not so they could change it right away.
You are one post away from the ignore feature (if I can find it)Okay, I just barfed in my mouth......
Is that a fetish for you?
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Roman_shower
Obviously the sign was photoshopped in but whaaaaaaa.
NSFW Image (http://imgur.com/cRyty)
NSFW Image (http://imgur.com/cRyty)
Blergh. That was totally wrong.
Dood... If you click a link labeled "NSFW Pic", you deserve whatever happens. It's like going to a blind date from a Craigslist ad.
Super hot NSFW pic (http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1297966239818.jpg)
Here I come to save us from the rod and nuts. :)
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OMG. This is fantastic.
What is she from, besides The Office?
Will somebody please get Dale laid so he stops pushing pen0rx on the rest of us?
Will somebody please get Dale laid so he stops pushing pen0rx on the rest of us?
Will somebody please get Dale laid so he stops pushing pen0rx on the rest of us?
OK, some more cockandnuts.
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NSFW Pic of superheros (http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1298008934479.jpg)
You don't have to click it! (But you'll miss out if you don't)
NSFW Pic of superheros (http://boards.420chan.org/ga/src/1298008934479.jpg)
You don't have to click it! (But you'll miss out if you don't)
Oh no! File not found. Maybe the file/thread was pruned, deleted, or it expired.
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Eating the person you're fucking, though.....
You were too late.
You missed body paint and penis X 3.
(in case you were wondering)
You were too late.
You missed body paint and penis X 3.
(in case you were wondering)
For those who missed it, this isn't quite as good but it should be around a while.
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Is that Jiggly Puff?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMoolg1E0V4[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMoolg1E0V4
(http://i.imgur.com/MdJho.jpg)some things bear repeating.
This:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otBWvKM4RKg
Plus this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_JPcBwYGmo
= WIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuADJ_3Ff0g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuADJ_3Ff0g
The fuck did you just make me watch?
That was anti-life, anti-mind, anti-human. My Objecto-senses are offended.
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1hLduV1p88[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1hLduV1p88
cracked.com
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv6qxC4IToU[/youtube]
Warning: as far as I can tell someone actually was killed in this video.
And yes I laughed, help is being sought.
http://www.vbs.tv/
The video that automatically starts playing, very in theme with this thread, a definite watch. Touching and funny.
http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=183847526&x=Sperm+bottles+year+3
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=718_1260319439
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When you heathens die and go to Hell, this act will be headlining for your listening pleasure..................... over and over and over again, non-stop.
See y'all in hell :)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwzBuN7jfjw&feature=player_embedded#at=45[/youtube]
When you heathens die and go to Hell, this act will be headlining for your listening pleasure..................... over and over and over again, non-stop.
See y'all in hell :)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwzBuN7jfjw&feature=player_embedded#at=45[/youtube]
It took me awhile to understand that they were singing in English.
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Not much puts me off, but for some reason, that made me almost puke.
Not much puts me off, but for some reason, that made me almost puke.
I'm so proud of you! You reacted to this pic and not the one right before it. :)
Anything that makes baby Jesus cry is OK with me. :P
Anything that makes baby Jesus cry is OK with me. :P
I will make a point to spank him for you if I bump into him.
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[youtube]HOrMoqjzztE[/youtube]
The tour starts at a rainbow gathering.
Need I say more?
Wow, that Ron Reagan one was solid.
I just noticed something. The prez smacks her on the right side of the face, but she puts her hand the left side, as if that was where it hurt.
You just can't make up material this rich; it has to come from real life
[youtube]ZT4wdyzSwj0[/youtube]
http://www.petitelapgiraffe.com/
Diet: distilled water and bonsai tree leaves
Health problems: none. They are the best.
Gestation: 420 days
Living conditions: PLG’s love being indoors in filtered air conditioning. If they can listen to music of Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov it is dream.
Grooming: a bubble bath once a week with purified water is all they need.
You just can't make up material this rich; it has to come from real life
[youtube]ZT4wdyzSwj0[/youtube]
NSFW Pic (http://i.imgur.com/w2aHU.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/ST2Jn.jpg)Fucking classic!~!
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gYBXRwsDjY[/youtube]
I hope all my tax dollars went to the NEA to fund this incredible piece of work.
I hope all my tax dollars went to the NEA to fund this incredible piece of work.
It takes a grant to do that? How much money does it take to smear clay on your face and film it?
As much as they're willing to pay I guess. If they give you 30 grand, you can use some pretty damn good clay.
As much as they're willing to pay I guess. If they give you 30 grand, you can use some pretty damn good clay.
I guess the money is more about getting it into an exhibit so liberals can eat wine and cheese while pontificating about what it means so they feel intellectual.
As much as they're willing to pay I guess. If they give you 30 grand, you can use some pretty damn good clay.
I guess the money is more about getting it into an exhibit so liberals can eat wine and cheese while pontificating about what it means so they feel intellectual.
Nah, probably by all over his urethra, that is. A static leader and have to the raw primordia gives birth to life? Confusion sprung up urethra. They loosen their parasite’s will, and asked me she had been on Sundays.
You find that sexy, Dale?
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You find that sexy, Dale?
No. Why would you think I did?
Because 1) you posted it and 2) the nature of your posts
and 3) I was messing with you.
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s891lDK0_F0&feature=related[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s891lDK0_F0&feature=related[/youtube]
OMG, that is awesome! Thank you for that.
How much cash would it cost for you to put your lips over that thing, right after she made the first incision, and suck all that splooge out of the zit?
How much cash would it cost for you to put your lips over that thing, right after she made the first incision, and suck all that splooge out of the zit?
I just like to watch. I'm not THAT kinky.
Yeah, but if I had a suitcase full of cash, how much would it cost for you to do that? What would be your minimum?
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Yeah, but if I had a suitcase full of cash, how much would it cost for you to do that? What would be your minimum?
You know that show, Fear Factor? You know how they always have the eating-gross-stuph segment, usually part 2 of 3 parts? I've said many times that I don't want $50k that badly and that I would walk away.
I think that might kill you, and probably in a really horrible way. I mean, your body reacts to that for a reason. I don't care how rich I am if I'm dead.
Hey, thanks guys. :D Dale has made me almost frightened of this thread, but that stuff kicks ass.
Braco. I am Braco. It is pronounced Brhatzo. My healing gaze heals you.Holy shit, dude even has a FB page
Braco. I am Braco. It is pronounced Brhatzo. My healing gaze heals you.Holy shit, dude even has a FB page
https://www.facebook.com/bracoamerica
All praise the Healing Gaze on Skype, the new Technology.
Holy shit look what I found:
http://braco.tv/
the fuck - fuck you!!!!!!!!!!11111...................Please escort the Priest of Azathoth out of the thread.
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WTF is that??
WTF is that??
White stuph spewing out an Asian girl's butt onto a basketball court.
WTF is that??
White stuph spewing out an Asian girl's butt onto a basketball court.
What is it?
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WTF is that??
soapy water as in enema - didn't your mom ever give you one?
soapy water as in enema - didn't your mom ever give you one?
Sounds fairly speculative. I'm guessing you didn't scoop up a test tube of it and send it to a lab for analysis.
soapy water as in enema - didn't your mom ever give you one?
Sounds fairly speculative. I'm guessing you didn't scoop up a test tube of it and send it to a lab for analysis.
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The last page (page 250 or so) of this thread will be filled with pictures of me in Ukraine. :lol:As with Cthulu's reawakening... we're still waiting on that one
...Yeah, and I'll get naked. :lol:The last page (page 250 or so) of this thread will be filled with pictures of me in Ukraine. :lol:
I'll post a picture of me in a kilt before then
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That sloth is stoned out of his mind.
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Anyone have suggestions for anotherelder godGreat Old One (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Old_One#Table_of_Great_Old_Ones) that we could summon? I'm going to be so sad when this thread ends.
Shub-Niggurath
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Canada looks like a tranny, cayman islands too.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Joan)The pope has to sit on a toilet seat like chair so that the Catholic electing body can check his junk. Maybe the Miss world girls go through something similar.
The pope has to sit on a toilet seat like chair so that the Catholic electing body can check his junk. Maybe the Miss world girls go through something similar.
The pope has to sit on a toilet seat like chair so that the Catholic electing body can check his junk. Maybe the Miss world girls go through something similar.
Srsly? They're scared of getting a tranny pope?
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WHEN THE FUCK DOES THIS FUCKING PAGE FUCKIN' GET TO THE FUCKING END???????
WHEN THE FUCK DOES THIS FUCKING PAGE FUCKIN' GET TO THE FUCKING END???????
FUCK!!!
WHEN THE FUCK DOES THIS FUCKING PAGE FUCKIN' GET TO THE FUCKING END???????
Oh noez! The creator of the thread isn't here. There's no one to complete the summoning ritual!
Only Libman knows how to summon the devil appropriately to end this thread in the absence of the thread creator.
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Wow, Dale... that's... actually... beautiful.
Thank you.
Plus, there's a naked chick in the pic
The Human Centipede (http://i.imgur.com/H3m7v.jpg)
You have an overwhelming urge to click it even though you know you will regret it.
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Oh, God... You poor str8 guys. Just put a bullet in your head now or pray that some pharmaceutical company invents the gay pill.I'd rather be black or a jew.
I'd rather be black or a jew.
I sorta want to blow this up into a poster sized print.
No gay guy will ever look as cool as this dude, though:
(http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3514540/workforfree.jpg)In the Alaric Private Practical Agorist School that flow chart would be required reading with a multiple choice exam that has to have 100% on it to pass the course and graduate.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGDm45niITI[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGDm45niITI
[youtube]vLYxeJjxc8s[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLYxeJjxc8s
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http://www.trentu.ca/faculty/jjoyce/fw-3.htm
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to
tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon after, had a
kidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all's fair in
vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a
peck of pa's malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and rory
end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface.
The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonner-
ronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthur-
nuk!) of a once wallstrait oldparr is retaled early in bed and later
on life down through all christian minstrelsy. The great fall of the
offwall entailed at such short notice the pftjschute of Finnegan,
erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sends
an unquiring one well to the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes:
and their upturnpikepointandplace is at the knock out in the park
where oranges have been laid to rust upon the green since dev-
linsfirst loved livvy.
GODDAMMIT!!!!!
No discussion of Von Dutch would be complete without touching on the subject of his famous Flying Eyeball logo. What's the story behind it?
According to Von Dutch, the flying eyeball originated with the Macedonian and Egyptian cultures about 5000 years ago. It was a symbol meaning "the eye in the sky knows all and sees all", or something like that. Dutch got a hold of this symbol and modified it into the flyin'eyeball we know of today. He always believed in reincarnation, and the eyeball, somehow, was tied to that.There have been numerous "incarnations" of this design over the years. It still remains an icon of the '50s and '60s street rod crowd. Now ya know!
dutch_10.jpg (13811 bytes)Dutch lived life hard. His bad habits eventually caught up with him, and he developed a stomach abscess. He didn't like doctors, but towards the end, the pain got so bad, he finally saw a doctor. By then it was too late. Dutch died on the 19th. of September, 1992, leaving behind his two daughters, Lisa and Lorna.
On a personal note.... The reason I'm in this business is solely due to Von Dutch. He 'spider-webbed' my '49 Ford Dashboard in 1954 and I haven't been right since.
I striped my first car ....a 1951 Packard...soon after, then over the course of the next 15 years, I practiced on the side while working at a "Real' job. In 1969, I started hanging out with Dutch to get my mind 'Right." He worked on me pretty good, and here we are today.
I guess the ole' man is turning over in his grave (actually, his ashes were thrown in the Pacific) now that the computer is here! "Progress"....something he hated.
(http://If it were up to me, every thread would be a prostate orgasm thread.)
Dammit. Why do I forget and click on those?
'Dammit. Why do I forget and click on those?
Subconsciously, you love my chaos thread links.
Oops! Google Chrome could not find if it were up to me, every thread would be a prostate orgasm thread.
QuoteOops! Google Chrome could not find if it were up to me, every thread would be a prostate orgasm thread.
the fuck?
QuoteOops! Google Chrome could not find if it were up to me, every thread would be a prostate orgasm thread.
the fuck?
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I will never be the first to click on another chaosdalebert link again.
Can the first sucker give a report?
Does anyone else imagine Jaws music when they see this NSFW pic (http://i.imgur.com/UoYdp.jpg)?No
I will never be the first to click on another chaosdalebert link again.Nope. Man up.
Can the first sucker give a report?
Nope. Man up.
Anyone care to verify these numbers? I can imagine someone trying to start an Internet meme and figuring hardly anyone will actually check.
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All are legit. Except the last dude. Who is he?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxQmOR_QLfQ[/youtube]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxQmOR_QLfQ
Oh, and I dont understand the appeal of the whole "Time Warp" Rocky Horror thing. I started watching the Rocky Horror movie and shut it off out of boredom. I see people get so excited when that song plays
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Is this just a period? Click and tell me what's going on here.
Go ahead. Click. (http://i.imgur.com/Rsfsi.jpg)
I did a mouse hover, close one.
Tetsuo link
Having seen that movie in an art house over twenty years ago, I didn't click.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1WvLB8P-DM[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1WvLB8P-DM
The one on the left is obviously the smarter of the two. He makes a better argument.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1WvLB8P-DM[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1WvLB8P-DM
On the VHS release of Tetsuo, there's a short film tacked on at the end, can't remember it's name but it's great. Haven't been able to find it online.. maybe Shaw can help, considering his film know-how? The plot is basic.. a drummer tries out for a band at a desolate warehouse. The band's previous drummer, or someone, attacks the new guy. Sounds dull but it's awesome.
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Man that is fucked up and cool as shit at the same time.
http://watchersweb.com/sub_preview.php?sub_no=2vvpwm1311820963Only good post to a thread that will soon disappear. I moved it here.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3S24ofEQj4&feature=related[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3S24ofEQj4&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3S24ofEQj4&feature=related)
http://smellydischarge.com/stinky-vagina
http://smellydischarge.com/stinky-vagina
Just turned gayer.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4haIvqBzYM[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4haIvqBzYM
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgE3edYsJIk&feature=feedu[/youtube]
I love that this thread is still active. How about some nerd sniping?
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(http://i.imgur.com/cYZms.jpg)There are at least four things wrong with this picture...
There are at least four things wrong with this picture...
Someone Killed a Three-Foot-Long Rat With a Pitchfork at the Marcy Houses
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/08/someone_killed_a_three-foot-lo.html?imw=Y&f=most-emailed-24h5 (http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/08/someone_killed_a_three-foot-lo.html?imw=Y&f=most-emailed-24h5)
This is awesome beyond your wildest imaginations! You should watch it at work.
http://www.spankwire.com/Guy-Rides-Dildo-on-Washing-Machine/video233787/
Saw the URL. Didn't click.
Oh, but he's so lithe and smooth and beautiful, with such perky, firm little buns!
aaarrrgggghhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
That's not a blackhead, that's a minature loch ness monster - can't believe I watched it!
What has been seen cannot be unseen!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robotech_(TV_series)
too ridiculous for the music thread :P
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1c[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYwnE0iiRAI[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE[/youtube]
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A. Why that monitor is right on the edge of that countertop.
B. Why there are no cables attached to it.
On second glance, it doesn't look like cardboard, but it does look staged.
The new OCP uniforms are hot off the assembly line and made with Defender M flame-resistant fabrics. They’re heavy weight and seem tightly stitched.
But a source tells Kit Up! that the material just wasn’t holding up. This time it’s not the stitching or the crotch design, it’s the full-on fabric that’s the problem.
FOund one for Dale maybe.
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This firefighter can climb a ladder faster than you can fall off of one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1ioz21VqYk)
[youtube]e1ioz21VqYk[/youtube]
I thought this thread was going to be deleted after 200 pages?
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Dale, I think you may really be.....sick!
Dale, I think you may really be.....sick!
Dale, I think you may really be.....sick!
I think he just copies things from Reddit, I always notice stuff on here soon after it's posted over there.
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My co-host, Neal, subjected me to this so I decided to perpetuate the cycle of abuse.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56K4nOs_LLg[/youtube]
My co-host, Neal, subjected me to this so I decided to perpetuate the cycle of abuse.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56K4nOs_LLg[/youtube]
That may be gayer than a dude fucking another dude in the butthole, wearing white (Before Labor day) while riding a unicorn on a rainbow. In Ann Arbor. While singing showtunes.
It's pretty gay is what I'm saying.
Disclaimer: You probably shouldn't try this yourself, unless you're really desperate. I was driven to do this out of a need to suppress my testosterone in an irrevocable way. I had been taking Evanesce before, but my mother found the pills and made me stop, and the testosterone returned. If I can destroy my testicles, then no one can make my testosterone return like that.
Three hours ago, I injected 2cc of Vodka (40% alcohol) into each testicle in an attempt to kill them.
I used a 25g 3cc syringe. I poured the Vodka into a small glass, then filled the syringe slightly over 2cc, then pushed the plunger expelling the excess (along with the air; supposedly, injecting air into the body is dangerous and can cause a heart attack) back into the glass.
I poured a bit of rubbing alcohol onto a cotton ball, and swabbed the right side of my scrotum.
With my left hand, I held my right testicle close to the scrotum. I held the syringe in my right hand, pressing it to the scrotum. I felt a slight prick, seeing a small depression in the skin forming at the tip of the needle. I slowly pushed the syringe into my testicle. The needle was sharp, like needles typically are, so all I felt as it went in was the initial prick (the depression in the skin eased up as the needle pierced through) and a sensation as if my testicles were being lightly squeezed.
I pulled back on the plunger a bit to make sure that no blood came out (which would indicate that I had hit a blood vessel). As I pushed the plunger in, the testicle-squeezing sensation increased, so I pushed it in slower and took maybe half a minute to inject the entire 2cc. For some unexpected reason, doing this felt erotic, and I wished that a close female friend was the one doing the injecting. When I finished injecting it, I withdrew the syringe and felt my testicle. It was now hard, presumably stretched by the fluid I injected.
I repeated the same process on the left testicle. This time, the needle took longer to pierce through the skin. The testicle squeezing sensation was also more painful as I injected the fluid, and I had to go slower. Other than that, it was the same.
I went online briefly to tell a close friend that I had finished the procedure. My testicles kept feeling as if someone was constantly squeezing them and it hurt, so I took acetaminophen and went to lie down. Three hours later, it didn't hurt as much anymore, so here I am typing this. Judging from my previous experiences with pain, I think it wouldn't have really hurt had I taken a strong prescription-only painkiller.
Now, from what I've been told about the Vodka injection method, one injection may not be enough to kill the testicles; I may need two or three. I hope the later injections aren't as painful as this one was, perhaps due to the testicular tissue being partially dead. Or maybe I can find a bit of prescription painkiller that I should still have a few pills left over of from when I was in the hospital last year.
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QuoteDisclaimer: You probably shouldn't try this yourself, unless you're really desperate. I was driven to do this out of a need to suppress my testosterone in an irrevocable way. I had been taking Evanesce before, but my mother found the pills and made me stop, and the testosterone returned. If I can destroy my testicles, then no one can make my testosterone return like that.
Three hours ago, I injected 2cc of Vodka (40% alcohol) into each testicle in an attempt to kill them.
I used a 25g 3cc syringe. I poured the Vodka into a small glass, then filled the syringe slightly over 2cc, then pushed the plunger expelling the excess (along with the air; supposedly, injecting air into the body is dangerous and can cause a heart attack) back into the glass.
I poured a bit of rubbing alcohol onto a cotton ball, and swabbed the right side of my scrotum.
With my left hand, I held my right testicle close to the scrotum. I held the syringe in my right hand, pressing it to the scrotum. I felt a slight prick, seeing a small depression in the skin forming at the tip of the needle. I slowly pushed the syringe into my testicle. The needle was sharp, like needles typically are, so all I felt as it went in was the initial prick (the depression in the skin eased up as the needle pierced through) and a sensation as if my testicles were being lightly squeezed.
I pulled back on the plunger a bit to make sure that no blood came out (which would indicate that I had hit a blood vessel). As I pushed the plunger in, the testicle-squeezing sensation increased, so I pushed it in slower and took maybe half a minute to inject the entire 2cc. For some unexpected reason, doing this felt erotic, and I wished that a close female friend was the one doing the injecting. When I finished injecting it, I withdrew the syringe and felt my testicle. It was now hard, presumably stretched by the fluid I injected.
I repeated the same process on the left testicle. This time, the needle took longer to pierce through the skin. The testicle squeezing sensation was also more painful as I injected the fluid, and I had to go slower. Other than that, it was the same.
I went online briefly to tell a close friend that I had finished the procedure. My testicles kept feeling as if someone was constantly squeezing them and it hurt, so I took acetaminophen and went to lie down. Three hours later, it didn't hurt as much anymore, so here I am typing this. Judging from my previous experiences with pain, I think it wouldn't have really hurt had I taken a strong prescription-only painkiller.
Now, from what I've been told about the Vodka injection method, one injection may not be enough to kill the testicles; I may need two or three. I hope the later injections aren't as painful as this one was, perhaps due to the testicular tissue being partially dead. Or maybe I can find a bit of prescription painkiller that I should still have a few pills left over of from when I was in the hospital last year.
http://boards.420chan.org/b/res/2010523.php
That is some serious fucked up shit. WTF do they think is going to happen with that dead tissue if they are successful at killing their nuts with vodka? I guess the good news is they won't breed.
http://freekeene.com/2011/09/14/wtf-gov-smiley/
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That is some serious fucked up shit. WTF do they think is going to happen with that dead tissue if they are successful at killing their nuts with vodka? I guess the good news is they won't breed.
Oh, it's definitely fucked up. However, as for the dead tissue, I think your body just absorbs it when it's internal and surrounded by live tissue like that. That's what I've heard. Also, I had my sinus tissue shrunk in a similar way. The doctor numbed my sinuses first, then inserted a probe that emits microwaves in a small radius, killing some sinus tissue, all under the surface of my mucus membranes. Over the next couple of weeks, my body absorbed it and my sinuses opened up some.
Can someone please explain to me what's going on with this picture before I start speculating wildly? (http://i.imgur.com/cPlRr.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/4u4LU.jpg) (http://imgur.com/4u4LU)
Looks like a nullo with a prolapse.
Looks like a nullo with a prolapse.
Okay, prolapse, yeah. But... Oh, nvm. Why do you say "nullo" though? I think his junk is just off the shot. In fact, I think I see a bit of ball.
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http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfHmX61CY0c&NR=1[/youtube]
Poland's Crooked Forest (http://news.discovery.com/earth/polands-crooked-forest-mystery-110628.html)
(http://i.imgur.com/qNa0R.jpg) (http://imgur.com/qNa0R)
(http://cf.ltkcdn.net/cats/images/std/63635-250x375-Funny_kitten_3.jpg) Not now. I have a headache. |
(http://www.akashicmagazine.com/uploads/3/4/4/6/3446820/3396750.png?283)the akashic records tell all there ever was to tell about the human experience! that means an understanding of the beginning of time for this planet. an overview of the different life forms that once roamed this space. as well as info regarding how it will end, if it will end, and even what comes next.
the akashic records explain all human emotion and track every individual reaction to any situation. the akashic records hold the key to truly knowing the psyche and why we do the things we do, answering questions such as why good people end up in crisis situations, and how to break the cycle of birth and death.
hidden deep within the akashic records patiently awaits, all the experiences you've ever had in every past life you've ever lived here.
How to Find Anything 09/21/2011
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those pesky little moments when we can't find our keys. the day planner. or that other favorite shoe ...
didju know there's a formula for finding things?
1. stop looking for it and realize that it's not lost.
you are.
2. understand that every being has an energy field around the body. we are very big beings! but sometimes due to the stresses of life, that energy gets pushed back in on us. so push it back out in 8 increments, top left, top right, bottom left, bottom right. repeat for the backside.
Crazy insane Brooke Kelly now has a web magazine
http://www.akashicmagazine.com
:?
A monocle? Who wears a monocle these days...
I'll admit I have no idea WTF ))<>(( is.
I'll admit I have no idea WTF ))<>(( is.
Scissoring.
[youtube]LQ7wT4CUprQ[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7wT4CUprQ
[youtube]LQ7wT4CUprQ[/youtube]That was surprisingly awesome. My girlfriend is just like that chick but not as uppity. Guess that's why I love her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7wT4CUprQ
(http://i.imgur.com/LNJv8.jpg)The saddest part is the guy who could only afford a fleshlight wasn't allowed in.
That lady was humping the Eiffel tower.
That lady was humping the Eiffel tower.
when she went into the whole thermaldynamics thing.That was hilarious. I don't think she groks the whole idea of "heat energy"
when she went into the whole thermaldynamics thing.That was hilarious. I don't think she groks the whole idea of "heat energy"
If she actually came into thermal equilibrium with the tower, for all intents and purposes he internal core body temperature would need to be identical to that of the tower (due to its mass dwarfing her own). I presume that would be around 55 degrees Fahrenheit -- and she'd be stone dead.
youtube videos of mentally challenged guy singing and mumbling along with the radio
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Bieber (Jungle) Fever (http://i.imgur.com/fbH19.jpg)
One hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*10^6 human deaths.
Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold Shipman's achievements amount to 36 microhitlers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Shipman).
The true utility of the hitler as an SI unit is it allows useful unit conversions.
For example: the EPA currently values a human life as being worth 6.9 million us dollars (6.9 megadollars). A simple unit conversion thus gives us 1 hitler is equivalent to -41,400,000,000,000 dollars. (-41 teradollars).
It can therefore be quantitatively established whether or not someone is "worse than hitler". When congress failed to pass a stimulus bill in 2008 the market lost 1.2 trillion dollars in 1 day, roughly equivalent to 29 millihitlers. Joseph Stalin is the only human I know of who can be called worse than hitler, as his achievements clocked roughly 5 hitlers.
When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently fucking you over to the tune of 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter.
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AFTER SCHOOL:
- math
1 + 1 = 2
1*
Mathematics - university/nursery school level.
This is clearly an extremely advanced level mathematical course, focusing on the Peano axioms for the natural numbers which formalised mathematics in the late 19th century. This course would culminate with Gödel's second incompleteness theorem which shows that the consitency of the Peano axioms cannot be formalised within Peano arithmetic itself.
Alternatively, it could be that the pupil, even at her advanced age, hasn't grasped that 1 + 1 = 2, and that all the after school one-to-one lessons in the world aren't going to work. Indeed, she probably won't even understand what 'one-to-one' means.
Blackboards in Porn (http://blackboardsinporn.blogspot.com/)
Celebrating pornographers who go the extra mile when set dressing classroom porn and actually write something on the blackboard. What do they write, and is it correct?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iORpLPmFfHU[/youtube]
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[youtube]ftgAG3Vnif8[/youtube] www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftgAG3Vnif8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftgAG3Vnif8) |
HAHAHA the Steve Jobs South Park episode.
HAHAHA the Steve Jobs South Park episode.
You realize that THAT was from Human Centipide?
(http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/china102111/s_c20_RTR2RLZF.jpg)
Skooks and the gang hear a strange broadcast, and as a direct result, embark on an amazing journey of self discovery. Fun for the whole family.Someone should totally name their new pet dog Skooks. That phat bassline at the end is from Adventure Time. [/quoute]
YTPeen: The Misadventures of Skooks - Part 1/5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWlKr4seJ-0#ws)QuoteWell gang, looks like we've got another mystery...The Misadventures of Skooks - Part 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpRPl8TlVBU#ws)
It certainly isn't whether or not Shaggy's a furfag, but to his credit, at least he's a beast on the dance floor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05POLIQ1rs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3ZVfsnFhcM
Hi,
Free talk live is best forum site.......in the world.
Hi,
Free talk live is best forum site.......in the world.
We think so, glad to see we have the spammers support as well. AND you managed to find the Best Thread in the World.
That's sorta unfair. It was the guy's first post. He hasn't posted anything other than his opinion on the site. I almost made a snide comment, and held back because you can't judge people BEFORE they do things...at least not in the SANE world.
Moldova - SAX GUY EDITION - Eurovision Song Contest 2010
You must love the sensual pumping of epic sax guy then.Moldova - SAX GUY EDITION - Eurovision Song Contest 2010
I recall the kids in my high school band who played sax thought it was SO sexy.
I know this must be tough for you. I understand this isn't how you expected your son to turn out, and I know you might be disappointed, but just remember that I go to the gym seven days a week and can bench-press 275 pounds easy.
Both threads are going to have lots and lots of dicks.
You talking about the pics or the people posting them?Definitely the former, maybe the latter.
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/jesus-emmanuel-brazilian-twins-born-2-heads-1-heart-dicephalic-parapagus (http://www.globalpost.com/dispatches/globalpost-blogs/weird-wide-web/jesus-emmanuel-brazilian-twins-born-2-heads-1-heart-dicephalic-parapagus)
(http://www.globalpost.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/gp3_small_article/china-conjoined-twins-2011-05-17.jpg)
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http://<iframe width="420" height="315" src="" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>https://www.youtube.com/embed/36hgFeR0tFM?rel=0 (https://www.youtube.com/embed/36hgFeR0tFM?rel=0)
Spongebob singing Du Hast (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36hgFeR0tFM#)http://<iframe width="420" height="315" src="" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>https://www.youtube.com/embed/36hgFeR0tFM?rel=0 (https://www.youtube.com/embed/36hgFeR0tFM?rel=0)
Thank you Sonic spent over 10 minutes trying to get that to imbed before I gave up.All you have to do is post a plain text link and it automatically embeds.
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Fail. The egg was supposed to end up in the bottle, intact.
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I'm watching my carbs.
(http://gifsoup.com/view/928711/transformer-owl-ii-o.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/oRaCS.gif)
Vending Machine Sign
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The Chaos threads.(http://i.imgur.com/aocjx.gif)
Anyone know what they were looking at?
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(http://www.ishootporn.com//wp-content/uploads//2008/02/pissing-girl-kicked.gif)
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Anyone know what they were looking at?
this video is a fraud she was actually watching a scary movie on tv and was reacting to a scary scene! mom and I thought her reactions looked a lot like other people who have watched 2 girls 1 cup.... so I had a friend play the song on piano and placed it over the original video. recently its came to my attention that this fooled a lot of people and with out even doing there home work and reading this description they took it upon there self to comment and tell us what bad parents we are! if any one would like to see the original film you can do so on my profile on youtube. thank you for your support!
Here you go, gremlins. Have fun with this one.
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i dont get it... :?
I hope this is shooped.
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So....Ummm...you looking to start a lube wrestling league that you found that listing?
Yup they are helpful in removing bodies or parts thereof.
Greatest freak out ever 13 (ORIGINAL VIDEO) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW0u5xrfiac#ws)
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Has to be fake, in so many ways. But A for effort.
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http://efukt.com/20971_Diet_WIN.html (http://efukt.com/20971_Diet_WIN.html)
Teeth, developmentally mature skin and hair, part of a 7x4 cm mature cystic teratoma of the left ovary extracted by laparotomy resection.
My next what?
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Once you guess them, just post which ones you got (1,2,3,4,5,6,7, & 8) without giving spoilers.
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Once you guess them, just post which ones you got (1,2,3,4,5,6,7, & 8) without giving spoilers.
1,2,3,4,6,7
no clue on 5 and 8.
Got em all. I am a fan of European comics.
if you can't f n use your tongue any better than that,,,get the fuck out!
Come on Dale, there's chaos then there's just nastyness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=g0qARDGJj1w# (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=g0qARDGJj1w#)!
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Last month, an illustrator from Tokyo, Japan, known by the nickname “HC”, held a special dinner during which he seasoned and braised his own amputated genitalia and served the dish to six handpicked diners. The lucky patrons who got a taste of Sugiyama’s junk paid about $250 for the meal.
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That's from a (really bad) movie, right?
That's from a (really bad) movie, right?
I assume so. The guy who sent it to me hasn't tole me yet. Maybe he doesn't know where it came from either. "Spawn" comes to mind (???).
http://usaupallnight.blogspot.com/ (http://usaupallnight.blogspot.com/)
Alex Libman and 11 Guests are viewing this board.
So my girlfriend is riding me and farts. I thought I felt something hit my leg. I go "what the fuck". She's giggling.
I say "what was that?"
"I farted... hehehehe"
"No, something hit me"
Well to sum things up, she dismounted and we discover that a "poo dart" has stuck to my leg.
I almost fucking vomited. She started laughing and fell off the bed, then cleaned it up.
What should I do? Am I fucked?
ATTN: POODARTS ARE A THING NOW.
Give it a minute...
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Michael Winslow - Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin (Senkveld med Thomas og Harald)
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Can you give a hint for the one you posted?
Can you give a hint for the one you posted?
Instead of looking for something unexpected, you're looking for what's NOT there.
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-hilariously-passive-aggressive-ways-people-paid-fines/ (http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-hilariously-passive-aggressive-ways-people-paid-fines/)
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Gymnast Stunt in Norway
Talk about a glass house and throwing stones. Nothing bothers me more then someone who has been judged and should know better judging other people. What a dick.
It's not the same--insulting someone for their race or for being gay versus insulting them for doing spectacularly stupid things, literally life-threatening things. One is completely arbitrary and the other is a justified insult.So you weren't even kidding in the first place and I looked like a jackass for backtracking. I gave you the benifit of the doubt and I should have known better. What a dick.
I happen to love extreme stunts. I admire them, and hell, even participate in them.
This Land is Mine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-evIyrrjTTY#ws)
This Land is Mine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-evIyrrjTTY#ws)
I liked it.
So you weren't even kidding in the first place and I looked like a jackass for backtracking. I gave you the benifit of the doubt and I should have known better. What a dick.
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For some reason this pic reminded me of Bonerjoe so I posted it.
Big Man Japan - Official Trailer [HD]
Big Man Japan - Official Trailer [HD]
OMG, that looks so awesome! Netflixxed.
I'm not sure if I want to high five those kids or slap the stupid out of them...
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(http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/87245-8/Table-cat-what-is-this.gif?)
Funky forest, go for a drink? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPsd5BhDNu4#ws)
Reminds me of The Warriors.
1990: THE BRONX WARRIORS (1982) Rare International Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtflAuKvnbA#)
Pussy diving
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I continue to evolve the English language. Today, I yawned and stretched and my subconscious mind spouted out a new word tourettes-style: "Jeebefuck" which apparently is a combination of "Jeebus" (variation on Jesus) and "fuck". It's a combination of the two--half Jeebus, half fuck, but more powerful than BOTH! Just like the lycan/vampire from Underworld. You're welcome.
dale you may have created a whole new jeebe language like ubbi dubbi
jeebesucks - something that really really sucks
jeebefart - bigger than normal flatulence
jeebedishes - dishes you really do not want to do
old words sometimes just arent enough, they need that extra jeebepush
then if jeebe isnt enough and you need one more level, add a "be" as in this really freakin bejeebesucks!
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TQeGjI9xl90/UKvWgkp6e9I/AAAAAAAB_s8/IG52ZFDZdPk/s1600/withoutjesus.jpg)
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lmao they took cupaware.....meant to tell you Dale i also resubmitted jeebefuck with lame definition, they took it .....
Girls' Generation(소녀시대) _ Oh! _ MusicVideo
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Dubbed worst video on the Internet and I see why. Jeebefuck. (http://gawker.com/5965850/what-hath-psy-wrought-pa-high-schools-gangnam-style-parody-dubbed-worst-video-on-the-entire-internet)
Spartan High School Style (REUPLOAD!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTin-eTnkOM#ws)
Someone spent a LOT of time shooping this! It looks great.
Someone spent a LOT of time shooping this! It looks great.
I didn't need to see that.
Someone spent a LOT of time shooping this! It looks great.
I didn't need to see that.
Really? That's what you couldn't handle? Not the dick and balls in a zip lock bag?
No, I didn't need to see the excretion.
Since the Holidays are about family time
What brings a family closer than playing in the Afterbirth?
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Gamera vs Viras
Only in Amurica...
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Cant believe Ive never seen these...
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Dale, u gave a good review for this, looks awesome...
Black Sheep Trailer
Re: Bear Vs. Gorilla
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Pink Pistols?
METACHAOS
METACHAOS
Dare you guys to watch that while really, really high!
I Lick My Cat | My Strange Addiction (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9xmiOxsTWg#ws)
http://tooshocking.com/videos/12007/Coke_And_Mentos_Gone_Wrong (http://tooshocking.com/videos/12007/Coke_And_Mentos_Gone_Wrong)
He's like "くそああ! :shock: " (Oh SHIT!)
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に、フォレストを実行します!!!!
(Translation: Run, Forrest, RUN!! )
Lil Markie Sings!!!
Lil Markie Sings!!!
If I recall, that's his pro-life fetus voice.
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Well thank God this thread is still active
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_le5oyc8SJi1qb22sko1_400.gif)"Compatible plumbing"!
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"Compatible plumbing"!
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Probably a "DUH" for most folks here but thought it was cool.
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For boobs, vag, and more, click here (http://m.imgur.com/a/ZcI3t).
My life.
TMI, but whatever
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Are you sure that's not just old age?Do you shit blood 10x per day?
http//www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsvLe5e4DWsI can't believe I cut and pasted that into my browser and fixed the link so I could see.... "wolf worm comes out of a rabbit"
:evil: WHERE ARE THE PICS I POSTED?????
:evil: WHERE ARE THE PICS I POSTED?????
When I follow the link to the site where you got the pic (Motherless), it says "Hotlinking is forbidden". They are deleting the pics because you're hotlinking them (that means you're embedding their pics on another site, i.e. this one). You should upload them to a site like imgur.com which allows hotlinking and then use the imgur URL.
THOSE FUCKERS!!!!!!! :evil: :evil:
learning that we're only immortal
for a limited time
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Male homosexuality may be a co-factor with super horny females who reproduce more. Things that make you go hmmm...Fun fact: this guy has the same disease I do.
He poops his pants; I do not.
He poops his pants; I do not.
Neil would love that disease. He'd have a constant grin on his face and would giggle sporadically for no apparent reason.
I like Neil a lot.
But this is more information about him than I really needed :P ;)
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Alan Watts died in 1973. Inception was made almost 40 years later.For connecting two of the most powerful memes in my life you get + 1 million internets
On November 23rd, 2013, we come together collectively as One Unified Cosmic Heart through the Aion Portal activation. At this Now moment, a heliocentric configuration takes place at the peak of the Uranus/Pluto square. This heliocentric configuration activates through Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune and Pluto. As these planets form a six-pointed star mandala around the Sun, this configuration of the six-pointed star activates into the star-tetrahedronal shape and lifts all Life into a greater level of Cosmic Conscious awareness. The star tetrahedron further activates through the heart chakra and simultaneously within the original Divine-Eight Blueprint, taking us deeper into our service work as these sacred transfiguring Flames of Divine Love. At the time of this activation, the Great Central Sun and Central Sun send an energy mini-pulse through the Sun and through the six-pointed star mandala of all planets to create a harmonic resonant wave of Solar Christ Consciousness to be experienced by all Life within this Solar System.
Furthermore, we are offered an opportunity, as the I Am Avatar race, to experience the Crystalline Solar Sun Disc of Light within our hearts through activating seven multidimensional Chambers or Petals of Light within our heart. As these multidimensional Petals of Light are activated within our heart chakras, they further activate within the heart chakra of Mother Earth. In seven streams of Divine Light and amplified through the Solar Flares and the many Legions of Light from On High, these Crystalline Solar Light frequencies, carrying the vibration of wisdom, manifestation, illumination, insight and understanding, freedom, joy, bliss, Divine Love and Unity Consciousness, enter into the 12 Golden Solar Sun Disc Discs within and around the Light Body of Mother Earth. From here, these Solar Light frequencies connect into the earth chakra points, leylines and sacred sites, and back into our hearts, as we activate our inner Crystalline Solar Sun Disc of Light. As all Life bathes in the copper-gold and pink-gold flames of Solar Christ Consciousness through the Overlighting of Helios and Vesta, we are taken deeper into Solar Christ Consciousness and the merging with our Beloved I Am Presence.
We further assist in actualizing these streams of Divine Light and Solar Christ Consciousness through the Light Grids and the 144 Unity Grid of Divine Love on November 28th, as we experience Comet Ison. As the Light Grids amplify, activate and actualize these Light encoded Crystalline Solar frequencies to the maximum Cosmic Law can allow, we visualize the awakening of all Life on this earth plane. And so it is.
Wait, what? WTF is that?!
UGHWait, what? WTF is that?!
It's the recommended humane way to dispose of unwanted male chicks.
Can't the... feed them to poor snakes in China, that can't afford a good meal?
Chaotic waters covered every part of earth
The old gods split it like shellfish
But in the shells the blood of chaos still remain
Mother Habur suckle her children
And you guys were giving me shit about boytaurs.Holy shit... I'm not a leg man but... OMG it just hit me, this lovely equine creature looks like it has two coochies.
Holy shit... I'm not a leg man but... OMG it just hit me, this lovely equine creature looks like it has two coochies.
wat
Best ad ever... :lol:
McKim ran all the way home with Patches. Then he cried and cried.
"Oh, Patches," he said. "There seems to be nowhere to turn. I think I should end it all and kill myself."
He looked sadly at Patches. "But I'm too scared to die alone. Let's make a suicide pact, Patches! How does that sound?"
Patches licked McKim on the nose. McKim took that to mean yes, so he carried Patches outside.
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"surprisingly, just porn so far"+1 funny. Shared with some friends.
Chaos is not necessarily gross, dammit
Chaos is not necessarily gross, dammitThe key word there being "necessarily"...
Cheech (referring to a pool of acid that dissolves flesh and bone but not valuables): No more messy searches!
Chong: Unless we want them!
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Bantha???
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_li_d_YviZ4That was awesome!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwUezy8foHc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c99NfY7S1aANo matter what happens to Morgan Freeman or what part he is playing, he's always ALWAYS Easy Reader, to me.