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Title: Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 07:39:42 PM
My fellow BBSers,

I have created a thread dedicated to chaos and nonsense. The goal of this thread is to be filled up to 250 pages. After 250 pages it will be locked and will rest at the depth of the ocean until the stars are right.

Your task:
Fill this thread with nonsense, random shit, and chaos. You don't have to be a creativitits. I welcome thread bumps, double posting, triple posting, trolling, and pointless arguments that are indeed pointless.

(http://www.summeroflovecraft.com/images/cthulhu-6.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on November 04, 2008, 07:41:42 PM
My third cousin twice removed is from R'lyeh.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 04, 2008, 07:51:30 PM
If I were able to, I would have voted for Cthulhu.

Everyone I know voted for Obama, though :( They will not be EATEN FIRST!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 04, 2008, 07:51:55 PM
Also, cocks
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: MacFall on November 04, 2008, 07:57:46 PM
Someday, I'll have bat wings just like the great old one.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 07:57:58 PM
May the holy terror of Cthulhu, which passes all human understanding, be with you all.

I can feel Cthulhu inside of me as I posteth this postage.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 07:58:48 PM
Someday, I'll have bat wings just like the great old one.

You will, if you eat enough sea weed, my son.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 07:59:34 PM
My third cousin twice removed is from R'lyeh.

Not Sergio?!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on November 04, 2008, 08:00:32 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:04:39 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zpvkluF-N7s/SLROqrQJlFI/AAAAAAAAAPI/Crrkngsp28o/s400/cthulhu-evolution.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:06:22 PM
Should old acquaintances be forgotten,
And never brought to mind?
Should old acquaintances be forgotten,
And days of long ago !

Chorus:
For old long ago, my dear
For old long ago,
We will take a cup of kindness yet
For old long ago.

We two have run about the hillsides
And pulled the daisies fine,
But we have wandered many a weary foot
For old long ago.

We two have paddled (waded) in the stream
From noon until dinner time,
But seas between us broad have roared
Since old long ago.

And there is a hand, my trusty friend,
And give us a hand of yours,
And we will take a goodwill draught (of ale)
For old long ago!

And surely you will pay for your pint,
And surely I will pay for mine!
And we will take a cup of kindness yet
For old long ago!


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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: MacFall on November 04, 2008, 08:08:56 PM
Also, (http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/6384/766pxsnowcockshq4.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:10:58 PM
Those cocks looked cold.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:13:51 PM
Random artistic kitten is random.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/105/255131313_c9dd3cb909_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:19:53 PM
Cthulhu is fuckin' drunk outta his evil mind.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/70/205764625_da7a8589c4_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:24:45 PM
Awaketh!

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/202/488507083_24abc74c5d_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:28:38 PM
In silence we shall overcome the bayonets of faggotry!

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3030/2860761652_1a81c83a71_b.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:37:38 PM
Hey, that's an AC Cobra!

(http://sh3070.k12.sd.us/pics/AC-Cobra-427_big.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:43:05 PM
 you said Is

you said Is
there anything which
is dead or alive more beautiful
than my body,to have in your fingers
(trembling ever so little)?
                           Looking into
your eyes Nothing,i said,except the
air of spring smelling of never and forever.

....and through the lattice which moved as
if a hand is touched by a
hand(which
moved as though
fingers touch a girl's
breast,
lightly)
        Do you believe in always,the wind
said to the rain
I am too busy with
my flowers to believe,the rain answered

--- e.e. cummings
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:48:18 PM
(http://www.legacyranch.com/images/pp1-stupidity.jpg)

...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:50:36 PM
PHAIL!

Indubitably.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:51:24 PM
Announcement!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:52:30 PM
The last page (page 250 or so) of this thread will be filled with pictures of me in Ukraine.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: MacFall on November 04, 2008, 08:54:17 PM
The last page (page 250 or so) of this thread will be filled with pictures of me in Ukraine.  :lol:

I'll post a picture of me in a kilt before then
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:54:59 PM
Kittens seek revenge for shitty presidency:

(http://bp0.blogger.com/_58PErfRkJKM/RvKnMLpIUKI/AAAAAAAAANs/_97koxMjYA4/s400/kittens.jpg)

The last page (page 250 or so) of this thread will be filled with pictures of me in Ukraine.  :lol:

I'll post a picture of me in a kilt before then

This will be magnificent!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 08:57:45 PM
DO WANT!!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: tanstaafl1981 on November 04, 2008, 09:38:08 PM
(http://www.sexycartoonporn.net/Images/2007/05/little-mermaid-porn.jpg)
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Casutt on November 04, 2008, 09:45:05 PM
Okay, if any type of crazy goes on in this post, I'll do something really crazy, and do an INTRODUCTION POST!  A perfect excuse to act like an idiot!  Sweet!  Anyway, Hi, I'm Casutt, formerly known as 'Baker's Buddy' on several posts over the past....while. 

FIRST POST HELLZ YEAH
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 04, 2008, 09:51:28 PM
soup baker's buddy I'm april

not related to april gaede, the mother of the twins from Prussian Blue

can I get some Prussian Blue Rule 34 up in here?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 04, 2008, 09:53:15 PM
come on what pure red-blooded Aryan man would not furiously masturbate to this

(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k211/jmahida/prussian_blue.jpg)

Herr Hitler would approve of banging them young shorties!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: rabidfurby on November 04, 2008, 10:00:50 PM
come on what pure red-blooded Aryan man would not furiously masturbate to this

(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k211/jmahida/prussian_blue.jpg)

Herr Hitler would approve of banging them young shorties!

Meh. I like my Aryan chicks to be a year or two older and 10 times sluttier.

(http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/5124/prussianbluecopyix3.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: Lindsey on November 04, 2008, 10:03:29 PM
The last page (page 250 or so) of this thread will be filled with pictures of me in Ukraine.  :lol:

I'll post a picture of me in a kilt before then

Yeah, and I'll get naked.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: MacFall on November 04, 2008, 10:10:06 PM
The last page (page 250 or so) of this thread will be filled with pictures of me in Ukraine.  :lol:

I'll post a picture of me in a kilt before then

Yeah, and I'll get naked.   :lol:

We have a bargain!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: Lindsey on November 04, 2008, 10:11:19 PM
I think I probably just fucked myself in to something. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Taors on November 04, 2008, 10:14:15 PM
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Chaos, you say?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 04, 2008, 10:39:15 PM
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 10:40:16 PM
This is the most beautiful thread I've ever seen! *tears of joy*
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 10:42:25 PM
I'll get naked.


Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: Lindsey on November 04, 2008, 10:46:19 PM
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7851/1209917405691co0.jpg)

WAT
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: MacFall on November 04, 2008, 10:48:15 PM
...Is that a manwad she* has in there?  :?

*?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 10:48:30 PM
That girl sure has big labia lips.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: YixilTesiphon on November 04, 2008, 10:49:49 PM
...Is that a manwad she* has in there?  :?

*?

Yes, I think so. Scrolling made me sadder.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: Lindsey on November 04, 2008, 10:50:52 PM
That girl sure has big labia lips.

I think she's a he.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 10:51:37 PM
That girl sure has big labia lips.

I think she's a he.   :shock:

wattt!  :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 10:53:04 PM
yakshemash!!!

(http://mentalfloss.cachefly.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/Borat-flag.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 10:54:58 PM
(http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2006_Borat/2006_borat_013.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 04, 2008, 10:57:58 PM
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/b/9/c/b9c2b0105f79bdcf4183b75b8eae64e7.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 10:59:13 PM
 :lol:

(http://laweekly.blogs.com/style_council/images/lisak2.jpg)

(http://www.thebigferret.com/valerie/upskirt.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 04, 2008, 11:00:53 PM
If my calculations are correct,
When this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour,
You're going to see some serious shit.

My flows hit you at straight eighty-eight,
Miles per hour that's enough to generate,
One point twenty-one jigowatts son,
And I'm on the run, from the Libyans,
It was a straight-jack move for plutonium,
And when the van rolls up it's pandemonium,
One eighteen AM at Twin Pines Mall,
Is when I can pinpoint my total downfall,
Now they say Doc Brown, he was a lonely man,
But his time machine was a DeLorean,
He said "You're gonna go back, you gotta do it in style,
Or take your ass on back down to 8 mile."
My life is flashin' before my eyes,
And the bullets is flyin' across the skies,
They got my homie, Doc, and yo he ain't gonna make it,
The Libyans is comin' back around, I gotta take it,
Jam in the keys, then I slam it into gear,
Stomp the gas to get the fuck outta here,
And if this wasn't enough of a disaster,
Libyans on my tail, I'm goin' faster and faster,
Happened to be plutonium in the Flux Capacitor.

And now I'm headed back to '55 with no passenger,
I wish that I had packed myself a travel kit,
'Cuz Doc was right, hit 88 and saw some serious shit,
I roll up quick and I bust into a farm,
And then I'm like "Hey, sorry, about your barn"
About this time I had the realization,
That it was '55 in the U.S. nation,
Now I gotta find out what the fuck I'm facin',
Without destroyin' history in the makin',

Gotta find some time to collect my thoughts,
So I dip into a diner and analyze my plots,
A guy walks up, "Can I take your order?"
I musta sounded like I had a mental disorder,
He said "I can't give you a Pepsi, free,
You gotta pay for that shit, see?"
Just about then, a man walks by,
And he's like "Yo, I'm talkin' to you, McFly"
I try to hold back a reaction that's knee-jerk,
And Biff is like "Yo McFly, where's my homework?
Don't trick me around, or I be fightin',
How's it gonna look, my homework in your handwritin'?"

So I dip out the diner, my coffee, I swallow,
Keep a low profile, my father, I follow,
When I find him, he's peeping on my mom in a tree,
Like hidden_camera_sluts.mpg,
He falls into the street, to my disdain,
So I tackle him outta the way, like ESPN,
So I'm hit by a car and I gotta sustain,
Gramps busts out "They jumped out in front of my car again!"
I don't yet know it but I'm not in luck,
Seein' my dad has made the timeline totally fucked,
I wake up in a room, am I goin' insane?
A hot slut says "Howdy, my name is Lorraine,"
I'm like "What the fuck? Is this my mom?
Definitely is, and she is comin' on strong."
It's been a common scene, but I made it out alive.

Now I'm headin' on over, to Riverside Drive,
Gotta meet the doc, Emmett Brown,
And find out what's really goin' on in this town,
You couldn't believe me, if you're so inclined,
Doc opens the door and tries to read my mind,
I said "I'm from the future, I know it sounds demented.
I came here in a time machine that you invented.
And now it's come down to stayin' alive.
I gotta get back to 1985."
Eventually I manage to convince the old man,
We head out to where I hid the delorean,
I hook up the camera from the video shoot,
and we see this old doc in a radiation suit.
He says "Radiation suit, of course! Because the fallout from the atomic wars!"
We keep movin' on and he's like "Great Scott!
One point twenty-one jigowatts?!? The proposition at hand,
is very frightenin'. For that kinda power,
would need a bolt of lightnin'.
You never know when or where it's gonna strike"
Just like my devastatin' flows on the mic.
It might have seemed as if, the fates had conspired,
because I happened to have information on a flier.
Now I just have to wait to saturday,
so I can chill out and smoke weed everyday.

It might seem sad but I'm sorry to say,
Story just doesn't happen to end that way,
I say "The fact, bears repeatin', that i happened to interfere,
with my parents' first meeting.
Gotta lay low and make this right,
So my parents can hook up at the dance at night."
But I run into some problems in this quest,
'Cuz my dad is a total idiot at best,
how can I get my mom to give him a chance,
so they can hook up at the undersea dance?"

The only way that I can get rid of all this friction,
Is to use a little bit of science fiction,
Break into his house and scare him with Van Halen.
And tell him "This dance you better not be bailin'."

The long story short, it worked out in the end,
And my mom's honor, he did defend.
Turns out that Biff was out of luck,
Ran his brand new car into a manure truck,
In the end I found out at last,
That my mom's a drunken slut who takes it in the ass,
And all of Biff's homies I found out that they were,
To pussy to mess with those addicts of reefer,
And at the dance, I rocked everybody,
Played guitar until my hands were bloody,
Lightning struck the tower, 4 after 10,
and I made it back to the future, again.


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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: Lindsey on November 04, 2008, 11:02:46 PM
Oh shi-
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is aw
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 04, 2008, 11:10:22 PM
FOR THE RAVEN GOD!
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Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 11:26:48 PM
(http://www.soifer.com/alizee.gif)

(http://www.bgaidan.com/albums/stuff/Alizee_1.thumb.gif)
(http://nsfw.sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2007/jul/08/31965_formatted_1183886964709.gif)

(http://nsfw.sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2007/oct/25/49907_orig_1193280850922.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 11:27:52 PM
(http://nsfw.sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2007/jan/22/15841_orig_podbor78286rk.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: MacFall on November 04, 2008, 11:29:51 PM
(http://www.soifer.com/alizee.gif)

Gosh, I would like to see her naked.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: MacFall on November 04, 2008, 11:30:34 PM
LC, you're getting anti-hotlinking images.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 04, 2008, 11:30:44 PM
Seems that most people would.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Casutt on November 04, 2008, 11:32:00 PM
That picture with all the guns, that's pretty damn cool.  I may be a liberal douchebag, but I love me some guns. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 11:34:17 PM
(http://www.soifer.com/alizee.gif)

Gosh, I would like to see her naked.

(http://alizee.h18.ru/alizee/alizee_nude4.jpg)

It's a pretty good 'shop.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on November 04, 2008, 11:36:57 PM
Ugh. She looks ten.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 11:38:24 PM
Ugh. She looks ten.

I think she always looks 10.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: MacFall on November 04, 2008, 11:39:59 PM
Ugh. She looks ten.

I think she always looks 10.

10-year-olds don't have boobs.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 11:41:53 PM
Ugh. She looks ten.

I think she always looks 10.

10-year-olds don't have boobs.

They have itty bitty titties. Either way, that pic is fake.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 11:43:22 PM
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/pbuck1/may2007/andis_world.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 11:45:29 PM
That picture with all the guns, that's pretty damn cool.  I may be a liberal douchebag, but I love me some guns. 

I agree, that pic is awesome.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on November 04, 2008, 11:46:04 PM
That picture with all the guns, that's pretty damn cool.  I may be a liberal douchebag, but I love me some guns. 

??
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 04, 2008, 11:46:24 PM
Cinnamon Toast Crunch is GANGSTA

WHOLE GRAIN, BIZNATCH!

(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b129/NerdsRhot/gangster3.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: RottingNation on November 04, 2008, 11:49:50 PM
If the canoe in the backyard has three flat tires, how many pancakes does it take to shingle the doghouse?









































.



















.
























.























.



























Five.





Ice cream dont have hole.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 11:50:59 PM
That picture with all the guns, that's pretty damn cool.  I may be a liberal douchebag, but I love me some guns. 

??

This one:
http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/8721/17439869tr5.jpg (http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/8721/17439869tr5.jpg)

Oh and:
(http://facedownassupuniversity.com/lu/celeste_002.jpg)

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 04, 2008, 11:52:06 PM
Cinnamon Toast Crunch is GANGSTA

WHOLE GRAIN, BIZNATCH!

(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b129/NerdsRhot/gangster3.jpg)

Mothafuckin' gangsta!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 12:00:54 AM
(http://www.3x6.net/vhoorl/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/cthulhu_sausage.jpg)

(http://www.vicissitude.net/Images/ORly-Cthulhu.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 12:02:26 AM
(http://www.vicissitude.net/Images/Animal-HappyFerret.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on November 05, 2008, 12:05:22 AM
(http://www.vicissitude.net/Images/Animal-HappyFerret.jpg)

Awwwwwwww
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 05, 2008, 12:07:55 AM
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/b/9/c/b9c2b0105f79bdcf4183b75b8eae64e7.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: MacFall on November 05, 2008, 12:08:37 AM
(http://www.vicissitude.net/Images/Animal-HappyFerret.jpg)

Cute in an "I'll bite yer nadger off, ya git" sort of way.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 05, 2008, 12:08:50 AM
(http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/975/1225857919004jh4.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 12:09:25 AM
Oh sh...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 12:09:55 AM
He's carrying CHANGE in his pocket.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: RottingNation on November 05, 2008, 12:16:54 AM
(http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/975/1225857919004jh4.jpg)

Obama FTW
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 12:18:12 AM
(http://jigoku.studio-zoe.com/temp/skifree.png)

(http://www.7-07.com/images/skifree.gif)

(http://sabator.is.not.tgies.net/godhand%20edits/Ski%20Free.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 12:22:43 AM
(http://henryjenkins.org/obama%20spock%202.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on November 05, 2008, 12:34:51 AM
(http://blueherald.com/uploads/Batocchio/RW_Cartoons/2008/9_25_08/_Payne_9_2_08_DNC2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 12:40:33 AM
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_SP9U5QoPNic/SAH1rVTC0_I/AAAAAAAAAFU/rxiPnaxX3Uo/s1600-h/whitehouse_sauron.jpg)

(http://foundship.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/lala.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 12:42:17 AM
(http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2007/02/raptor-jesus.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 12:43:52 AM
(http://michaelmay.us/08blog/gallery/0814a_shulkcostume.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 05, 2008, 12:47:22 AM
(http://michaelmay.us/08blog/gallery/0814a_shulkcostume.jpg)

She would crush your bed.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 05, 2008, 01:42:15 AM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5c/Smoking_obama.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 05, 2008, 01:43:23 AM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/41/Whereallthewhitewomenat.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on November 05, 2008, 01:47:37 AM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/41/Whereallthewhitewomenat.jpg)

Yo Bama'mamma!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: RottingNation on November 05, 2008, 01:54:19 AM
(http://foundship.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/lala.jpg)

Beauty.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [Will probably become NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!
Post by: John Shaw on November 05, 2008, 02:16:59 AM
Shaw's basement?

(http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/8721/17439869tr5.jpg)

I wish. I believe that that is Charelton Heston's, actually. Or was, that is.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: RottingNation on November 05, 2008, 02:05:23 PM
(http://www.stephenwolfram.com/publications/articles/computation/86-random/figs/gif150/86random-f1.1.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 05, 2008, 02:12:39 PM
http://www.koolaiduk.com/

Are you saying that you want me to send you some Kool Aid?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Evil Muppet on November 05, 2008, 02:16:19 PM
My fellow BBSers,

I have created a thread dedicated to chaos and nonsense. The goal of this thread is to be filled up to 250 pages. After 250 pages it will be locked and will rest at the depth of the ocean until the stars are right.

Your task:
Fill this thread with nonsense, random shit, and chaos. You don't have to be a creativitits. I welcome thread bumps, double posting, triple posting, trolling, and pointless arguments that are indeed pointless.


You're a fucking idiot. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 05, 2008, 02:24:11 PM
You're a fucking idiot. 

Somebody is in a mood today.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: RottingNation on November 05, 2008, 02:32:48 PM
Somebody is in a mood today.

Its the Socialism.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: DontTreadOnMike on November 05, 2008, 02:39:18 PM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 05, 2008, 02:40:50 PM
You're a fucking idiot. 

Somebody is in a mood today.

It's Evil Muppet. He's always been an asshole.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: RottingNation on November 05, 2008, 03:06:29 PM
(http://www.2000adonline.com/books/assets/covers/lobster_random_no_gain_no_pain.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 03:55:40 PM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

IA IA CTHULHU FHTAGN!

EXACTLY!   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: DontTreadOnMike on November 05, 2008, 05:21:28 PM
Somebody stop me! I'm can't stop making these.


(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8062/obamafhtagnpc5.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: bakerbaker on November 05, 2008, 06:39:21 PM
Somebody stop me! I'm can't stop making these.


(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8062/obamafhtagnpc5.gif)

:lol:

you are my favorite artist right now.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on November 05, 2008, 06:56:05 PM
My "Chaos is the Only Answer" thread died too quickly. This can only mean one thing, Christian Anarchy IS the Only Answer. I give up. You won, Gene!  :lol:

Post in this thread or the terrorists Christian Anarchists win!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on November 05, 2008, 06:59:57 PM
(http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/5517/1186750942306xc9.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 07:04:00 PM
I'll be wearing THIS and demanding a recount.

http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/womens-dark-tshirt/221943179
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on November 05, 2008, 07:06:05 PM
(http://www.abm-enterprises.net/fractal-art/chaos-theory-wallpaper.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Prometheus on November 05, 2008, 07:09:18 PM
(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j198/RyDnDvch/urinestand.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Prometheus on November 05, 2008, 07:11:14 PM
(http://www.canucklehead.ca/_Media/nothing-3.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on November 05, 2008, 07:14:44 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lh9AdU3Dw4Q&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Lh9AdU3Dw4Q&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
No images...but fuck it. Tun yo speakus uup!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 07:15:27 PM
I'll be wearing THIS and demanding a recount.

http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/womens-dark-tshirt/221943179

You'll be wearing ONLY that and I'll be taking photos to demand the recount...

I don't get any pants? 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 07:16:00 PM
(http://www.canucklehead.ca/_Media/nothing-3.jpg)

That's pretty fucking amusing. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on November 05, 2008, 07:24:52 PM
I'll be wearing THIS and demanding a recount.

http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/womens-dark-tshirt/221943179

You'll be wearing ONLY that and I'll be taking photos to demand the recount...

I don't get any pants? 

You aren't allowed to have pants regardless. It's just that Cyro will be there to actually enforce it.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 07:25:25 PM
I'll be wearing THIS and demanding a recount.

http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/womens-dark-tshirt/221943179

You'll be wearing ONLY that and I'll be taking photos to demand the recount...

I don't get any pants? 

You aren't allowed to have pants regardless. It's just that Cyro will be there to actually enforce it.

Underwear?   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 07:29:20 PM
I'll be wearing THIS and demanding a recount.

http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/womens-dark-tshirt/221943179

You'll be wearing ONLY that and I'll be taking photos to demand the recount...

I don't get any pants? 

You aren't allowed to have pants regardless. It's just that Cyro will be there to actually enforce it.

Underwear?   :shock:

Why would you need that?

Because I have no pants?  Why wouldn't I?   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 07:39:45 PM
He's awfully demanding.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 05, 2008, 07:42:00 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=sru141_mgzr2gbeae7lngf962rt.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 07:45:32 PM
He's awfully demanding.   :P

Henceforce I shall be refered to as "Master Adam"

Okay.  We can play that game.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 07:51:20 PM
I have a feeling this game could be slightly painful in certain ways.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 07:57:09 PM
I have a feeling this game could be slightly painful in certain ways.   :lol:

You say that like it's a bad thing...

Hmm.  Good point. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: blackonred on November 05, 2008, 08:00:55 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3293/3006948512_08d0cc92d5_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 08:04:01 PM
LAWL. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 08:05:09 PM
(http://www.brutallyhonest.org/brutally_honest/images/2007/05/28/mean_but_funny.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 08:06:43 PM
(http://www.brutallyhonest.org/brutally_honest/images/2007/05/28/mean_but_funny.jpg)

(http://theducks.org/pictures/do-not-want-dog.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 08:07:54 PM
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Smeado/caveman.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 08:09:32 PM
http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Clothing-Black&product%5Fid=20799

^  WANT.  The dress, not the girl.  Though I'd take the girl and use her for collateral or something. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 08:10:48 PM
http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Clothing-Black&product%5Fid=20799

^  WANT.  The dress, not the girl.  Though I'd take the girl and use her for collateral or something. 

My wife gets catalogs from them and VS all the time.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 08:11:54 PM
http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Clothing-Black&product%5Fid=20799

^  WANT.  The dress, not the girl.  Though I'd take the girl and use her for collateral or something. 

My wife gets catalogs from them and VS all the time.

Yeah, I just got both in the mail.  Hence the recent discovery.  I want to buy the thing, but I can't think of a place to go while wearing it - and I already have a closet full of shit too dressy to use. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on November 05, 2008, 08:19:44 PM
http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Clothing-Black&product%5Fid=20799

^  WANT.  The dress, not the girl.  Though I'd take the girl and use her for collateral or something. 

My wife gets catalogs from them and VS all the time.

Adriana Lima is a goddess!
(http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/5379/adrianalima0429cf.jpg)

A bit too skinny for my taste but she has a hell of a "Blue Steel"

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 08:19:58 PM
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c98/Arrizxx130/obamamotivational.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on November 05, 2008, 08:23:12 PM
(http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/4019/cthulhufh2.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 08:26:13 PM
http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Clothing-Black&product%5Fid=20799

^  WANT.  The dress, not the girl.  Though I'd take the girl and use her for collateral or something. 

My wife gets catalogs from them and VS all the time.

Adriana Lima is a goddess!
(http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/5379/adrianalima0429cf.jpg)

A bit too skinny for my taste but she has a hell of a "Blue Steel"



If I looked like that...a lot of people would be in serious trouble.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 08:28:27 PM
http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Clothing-Black&product%5Fid=20799

^  WANT.  The dress, not the girl.  Though I'd take the girl and use her for collateral or something. 

My wife gets catalogs from them and VS all the time.

Adriana Lima is a goddess!

A bit too skinny for my taste but she has a hell of a "Blue Steel"



If I looked like that...a lot of people would be in serious trouble.   :lol:

If you looked like that I'd offer you a sandwich.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on November 05, 2008, 08:28:45 PM
(http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/1672/1225934441415kx0.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: DontTreadOnMike on November 05, 2008, 08:28:55 PM
Somebody stop me! I'm can't stop making these.


(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8062/obamafhtagnpc5.gif)

:lol:

you are my favorite artist right now.

It's official. Cthulhu has invaded my dreams.

(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9784/cthulhuflagiw8.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 08:29:47 PM
http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Clothing-Black&product%5Fid=20799

^  WANT.  The dress, not the girl.  Though I'd take the girl and use her for collateral or something. 

My wife gets catalogs from them and VS all the time.

Adriana Lima is a goddess!

A bit too skinny for my taste but she has a hell of a "Blue Steel"



If I looked like that...a lot of people would be in serious trouble.   :lol:

If you looked like that I'd offer you a sandwich.

 :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 08:30:44 PM
(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/23000/CIA-finds-Iraq-9-11-Link--23068.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: blackonred on November 05, 2008, 08:35:59 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3008/3006183833_38d2d140c0_o.jpg)

"It's a damn shame, somebody's throwing out a perfectly good white girl."
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on November 05, 2008, 08:37:21 PM
Just opened Google Reader for the first time since the coronation last night, and at least I learned SOMETHING interesting:

(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/647/20081105203006kk3.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: tanstaafl1981 on November 05, 2008, 08:40:55 PM
www.fabnet.com/obamaspinners.jpg 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 08:41:28 PM
(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/keira-knightley-pies-eat-some-more-please.jpg?w=450&h=553)

Now SHE needs a sammich.

Speaking of perfectly good white girls...and this is NOT supposed to be racist or anything - but what is it with black guys and fat white girls?  I had one follow around half the grocery store this afternoon.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on November 05, 2008, 08:47:00 PM
This thread is not living up to its advertised NFSWosity.

(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/892/1225934060273qk7.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 08:48:07 PM
Follow ME.  Sorry.  I'm watching TV as a type. 

And I guess Brasky's right.  I have excellent credit.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: blackonred on November 05, 2008, 08:48:25 PM
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3162/3006211905_4f8d32a437_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 05, 2008, 08:49:51 PM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f2/Dead_Nigger_Storage.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: blackonred on November 05, 2008, 08:50:41 PM
This thread is not living up to its advertised NFSWosity.

(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/892/1225934060273qk7.jpg)

self taken naked bathroom pics = fuckin hot!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 05, 2008, 08:51:09 PM
(http://www.derok.net/derek3/images/grill/iron%20mike%20tyson.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 08:52:34 PM
HAHAHAHAHA there's Proactiv on her bathroom counter.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 08:54:00 PM
(http://faemalia.com/sm/SixOfNine-52019431073931-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: blackonred on November 05, 2008, 08:55:18 PM
thats a lot of bush... i dont see any baldies...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: YixilTesiphon on November 05, 2008, 08:56:37 PM
This thread is not living up to its advertised NFSWosity.

Nice.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 08:59:56 PM
(http://www.flashmyspacecomments.com/comments/cool/funny/fuck_this_ill_be_a_stripper.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 05, 2008, 09:01:49 PM
(http://img1.ifilmpro.com/resize/image/stills/films/resize/istd/2726091.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 09:02:15 PM
(http://www.flashmyspacecomments.com/comments/cool/funny/fuck_this_ill_be_a_stripper.jpg)

Somebody left that as a comment on my MySpace once.  I don't remember who, but I remember being pissed even though I'm not sure if it was a backhanded compliment or just a plain insult.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 09:02:32 PM
(http://img1.ifilmpro.com/resize/image/stills/films/resize/istd/2726091.jpg)

Mike Tyson's Punch Out!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 09:03:12 PM
(http://www.flashmyspacecomments.com/comments/cool/funny/fuck_this_ill_be_a_stripper.jpg)

Somebody left that as a comment on my MySpace once.  I don't remember who, but I remember being pissed even though I'm not sure if it was a backhanded compliment or just a plain insult.   :lol:

Compliment.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 09:03:50 PM
(http://www.flashmyspacecomments.com/comments/cool/funny/fuck_this_ill_be_a_stripper.jpg)

Somebody left that as a comment on my MySpace once.  I don't remember who, but I remember being pissed even though I'm not sure if it was a backhanded compliment or just a plain insult.   :lol:

Compliment.

Funny.  My whole life I was always described as smart, and not much else.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 09:06:07 PM
(http://www.flashmyspacecomments.com/comments/cool/funny/fuck_this_ill_be_a_stripper.jpg)

Somebody left that as a comment on my MySpace once.  I don't remember who, but I remember being pissed even though I'm not sure if it was a backhanded compliment or just a plain insult.   :lol:

Compliment.


Funny.  My whole life I was always described as smart, and not much else.   :lol:

Smart strippers are cool.  I talked to a strippers titties that were getting a PhD in something or other.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 05, 2008, 09:06:07 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=STS41B198402BruceMcCandlessIIu_7kynayvt6136a9lycjnu.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 05, 2008, 09:06:21 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=DisappearingCloudsinCarina_vigsmtepkw5f1a4apbfx.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 09:08:48 PM
(http://www.flashmyspacecomments.com/comments/cool/funny/fuck_this_ill_be_a_stripper.jpg)

Somebody left that as a comment on my MySpace once.  I don't remember who, but I remember being pissed even though I'm not sure if it was a backhanded compliment or just a plain insult.   :lol:

Compliment.


Funny.  My whole life I was always described as smart, and not much else.   :lol:

Smart strippers are cool.  I talked to a strippers titties that were getting a PhD in something or other.

Well, I say if you're hot enough - go for it.  It's a great source of income to help put oneself through school.  Or a way to just have a lot of money. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: blackonred on November 05, 2008, 09:09:47 PM
[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4-r7FPYkxdA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4-r7FPYkxdA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

"Help me, Wolf Blitzer. You are my only hope."
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Oedipus Rex on November 05, 2008, 09:22:09 PM
A thread about Chaos and no Eris? For shame!


(http://www.thinkwiki.org/images/b/b3/Eris.png)


(http://www.grouchogandhi.com/site/gg_dwarf_planet_eris.jpg)


HAIL ERIS!! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: blackonred on November 05, 2008, 09:33:31 PM
A thread about Chaos and no Eris? For shame!


(http://www.thinkwiki.org/images/b/b3/Eris.png)


(http://www.grouchogandhi.com/site/gg_dwarf_planet_eris.jpg)


HAIL ERIS!! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!!!

"There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess"
                           
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 10:34:41 PM
Rubick Kubrick :

Whoever made that is a fucking genius.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 10:44:21 PM
(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/8219/tits08iz4.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 05, 2008, 10:48:46 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1082089/Overweight-women-sex-slender-ones-reveals-new-study.html

 :shock: :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 05, 2008, 11:19:24 PM
We need Rand here as to twist the Chaos a bit more.  :twisted:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwNeqjZmmFA[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwNeqjZmmFA
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 11:32:25 PM
Rubick Kubrick :

Whoever made that is a fucking genius.

These people, or person. 

http://www.space-invaders.com/

There's a lot of cool looking stuff on there.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 11:36:26 PM
(http://bp0.blogger.com/_c40F_7RdhlU/Rmx0riTAlaI/AAAAAAAAAEM/s2jcr52Q7Ao/s320/9jP4T5.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on November 05, 2008, 11:41:54 PM
(http://www.funnypicturesworld.com/img/funny/funny0472.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 11:43:19 PM
(http://scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/giant%20rabbit%201.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 11:43:39 PM
(http://www.freewebs.com/ronpaulhopeforamerica/A_REAL_MAN_files/rescue_dees.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 05, 2008, 11:49:04 PM
(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q279/quirkyjessi/tap.jpg?t=1225946781)

(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q279/quirkyjessi/SidewalkArt2.jpg?t=1225946879)

(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q279/quirkyjessi/cat2dims.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on November 05, 2008, 11:52:23 PM
(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q279/quirkyjessi/cat2dims.jpg)

Go back wheres you come from pussy!

(http://www.zefhemel.com/upload/2008/02/funny-cat.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 05, 2008, 11:55:35 PM
(http://www.jrj-socrates.com/Cartoon%20Pics/Fox/Family%20Guy/Evil_Monkey_301.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: CaL DaVe on November 05, 2008, 11:57:08 PM
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-narcolepsy-rat.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 12:18:42 AM
ouch.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 12:23:07 AM

Thats a looker. 

I want to pop that fucker.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: YixilTesiphon on November 06, 2008, 12:52:28 AM
Do you look at people's whiteheads and want them popped too?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 01:02:38 AM
Do you look at people's whiteheads and want them popped too?

I do indeed.

I prefer sprinkles.
(http://www.highonhealth.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/spotty-face.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 01:16:51 AM
Dudes, all I can tell ya is DON'T ever YouTube for that shit.  Inspiration struck, and me being me, I was gonna drop a zit-pop vid here as a follow-up.  

I grossed myself out so bad, I won't even...   ughhh.  They were huge and horrible.  So far beyond the limits of simple poor taste.  

The cat crush pix were nothing, lets just leave it at that.  

I've actually challenged myself to watch those while eating.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 01:24:48 AM
I had some trouble reading your post because that fine ass up above was distracting me.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 02:40:55 AM
[youtube=425,350]MUyrHu1uUN8[/youtube]/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 02:54:04 AM
I'm downloading this movie right now:

[youtube=425,350]iNuMoVqKEuE[/youtube]

Copacabana Palace
1962
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 06, 2008, 08:19:52 AM
Ack! 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: RottingNation on November 06, 2008, 09:03:10 AM
(http://disinter.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/bob_barr.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: NHArticleTen on November 06, 2008, 10:42:49 AM
(http://jj.am/gallery/d/34409-1/GiantZit.jpg)

weight control for dummies...
print this out and post on fridge...

especially for the fat cows in the office...

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 05:30:56 PM
He looks thin.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 08:19:44 PM
(http://img1.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/b/3/19/883/19883267_1204982703_3d486c66fe7e229153f04443e3051b67_full.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 09:09:33 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/211/500353318_8c23122bff.jpg?v=0)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 09:14:44 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1189/526886530_3994f3eca2_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: MacFall on November 06, 2008, 10:47:27 PM
Follow ME.  Sorry.  I'm watching TV as a type. 

And I guess Brasky's right.  I have excellent credit.   :lol:

You. Are. Not. Fat.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 06, 2008, 10:52:21 PM
Follow ME.  Sorry.  I'm watching TV as a type. 

And I guess Brasky's right.  I have excellent credit.   :lol:

You. Are. Not. Fat.

WAT 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: MacFall on November 06, 2008, 10:53:17 PM

Thats a looker. 

I want to pop that fucker.

Looks like a yellow-sac spider bite. Happened to me a few years back. Right between my shoulder blades, too.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 06, 2008, 11:35:09 PM
Motherfucking spiders...

STOMP STOMP STOMP!!!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 06, 2008, 11:39:59 PM
Follow ME.  Sorry.  I'm watching TV as a type. 

And I guess Brasky's right.  I have excellent credit.   :lol:

You. Are. Not. Fat.

Dude. Just stop. This spiral has been spun for many years.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 07, 2008, 06:16:26 AM
Sure I came out here to make my name
Wanted my pool, my dose of fame
Wanted my parking space at Warner's
But after a year, a one room hell
A murphy bed, a rancid smell
Wallpaper peeling at the corners


Sunset Boulevard, twisting boulevard
Secretive and rich, a little scary
Sunset Boulevard, tempting boulevard
Waiting there to swallow the unwary


Dreams are not enough to win a war
Out here they're always keeping score
Beneath the tan the battle rages
Smile a rented smile, fill someone's glass
Kiss someone's wife, kiss someone's ass
We do whatever pays the wages


Sunset Boulevard, headline boulevard
Getting here is only the beginning
Sunset Boulevard, jackpot boulevard
Once you've won you have to go on winning


You think I've sold out?
Dead right I've sold out!
I just keep waiting for the right offer
Comfortable quarters, regular rations
24-hour Five Star room service
And if I'm honest, I like the lady
I can't help being touched by her folly
I'm treading water, taking the money
Watching her sun set... Well, I'm a writer!


L.A.'s changed a lot over the years
Since those brave gold rush pioneers
Came in their creaky covered wagons
Far as they could go end of the line
Their dreams were yours, their dreams were mine
But in those dreams were hidden dragons


Sunset Boulevard, frenzied boulevard
Swamped with every kind of false emotion
Sunset Boulevard, brutal boulevard
Just like you, we'll wind up in the ocean


She was sinking fast, I threw a rope
Now I have suits and she has hope
It seemed an elegant solution
One day this must end, it isn't real
Still I'll enjoy a hearty meal
Before tomorrrow's execution


Sunset Boulevard, ruthless boulevard
Destination for the stony-hearted
Sunset Boulevard, lethal boulevard
Everyone's forgotten how they started
Here on Sunset Boulevard...!

[youtube=425,350]1atWehdBp7M[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 07:55:54 AM
Motherfucking spiders...

STOMP STOMP STOMP!!!

Spiders are yucky. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: HOO-HAA on November 07, 2008, 09:23:22 AM
My old man's a dustman.

He wears a dustman's hat.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: shawn on November 07, 2008, 09:43:04 AM
My fellow BBSers,

I have created a thread dedicated to chaos and nonsense. The goal of this thread is to be filled up to 250 pages. After 250 pages it will be locked and will rest at the depth of the ocean until the stars are right.

Your task:
Fill this thread with nonsense, random shit, and chaos. You don't have to be a creativitits. I welcome thread bumps, double posting, triple posting, trolling, and pointless arguments that are indeed pointless.


So the difference between this thread and every other thread on the forums is what?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: NHArticleTen on November 07, 2008, 10:45:22 AM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1189/526886530_3994f3eca2_o.jpg)

video or it didn't happen...

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 07, 2008, 06:41:34 PM
My fellow BBSers,

I have created a thread dedicated to chaos and nonsense. The goal of this thread is to be filled up to 250 pages. After 250 pages it will be locked and will rest at the depth of the ocean until the stars are right.

Your task:
Fill this thread with nonsense, random shit, and chaos. You don't have to be a creativitits. I welcome thread bumps, double posting, triple posting, trolling, and pointless arguments that are indeed pointless.


So the difference between this thread and every other thread on the forums is what?

This thread will eventually die and will be dreaming at the bottom of the ocean until the stars are right again.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 07, 2008, 06:49:52 PM
video or it didn't happen...

Got a betamax player?  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 07, 2008, 07:21:33 PM
My fellow BBSers,

I have created a thread dedicated to chaos and nonsense. The goal of this thread is to be filled up to 250 pages. After 250 pages it will be locked and will rest at the depth of the ocean until the stars are right.

Your task:
Fill this thread with nonsense, random shit, and chaos. You don't have to be a creativitits. I welcome thread bumps, double posting, triple posting, trolling, and pointless arguments that are indeed pointless.


So the difference between this thread and every other thread on the forums is what?


fucking naysayer.
until now, the difference is..........




that i haven't said the word nigger/nigga/niggiz. up-in-here


there.         happy?

everything was steady-fucking-state, till you threw that in..............
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 07, 2008, 07:30:11 PM
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1189/526886530_3994f3eca2_o.jpg)

Bitch could shit on her own head!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 07, 2008, 07:38:55 PM
for a price, i reckon she would at that.............
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 08:10:35 PM
Goddammit. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: RottingNation on November 07, 2008, 10:19:38 PM
(http://s148.photobucket.com/albums/s4/karsmi123/f/f2110.jpg)


Word.





Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 10:26:13 PM
I used to be able to put my legs behind my head.  Now I can't.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 07, 2008, 10:28:41 PM
I used to be able to put my legs behind my head.  Now I can't.   :shock:

You can put them behind mine.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 10:29:22 PM
I used to be able to put my legs behind my head.  Now I can't.   :shock:

You can put them behind mine.

LMAO.  I've never heard that line before.  Excellent!   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 07, 2008, 10:33:15 PM
I used to be able to put my legs behind my head.  Now I can't.   :shock:

You can put them behind mine.

LMAO.  I've never heard that line before.  Excellent!   :lol:

I'm a master debater and a cunning linguist.

Like I said before, when I was single, I could reel them in, even though I'm a chubbmaster.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 07, 2008, 10:56:13 PM
I used to be able to put my legs behind my head.  Now I can't.   :shock:

You can put them behind mine.

LMAO.  I've never heard that line before.  Excellent!   :lol:

I'm a master debater and a cunning linguist.

Like I said before, when i was single, I could reel the, in, even though I'm a chubbmaster.

I posted this article I saw here the other day, about how overweight women apparently have more sex than women of normal weight.  Fat people usually have way better personalities.  Not always, but I'm totally awesome. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 08, 2008, 08:13:09 AM
 8)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 09, 2008, 12:59:25 AM
(http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr339/iamthewatchmaker/img020.jpg)

Who dis be?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 09, 2008, 01:04:37 AM
Looks like Toby as a kid.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 09, 2008, 01:05:45 AM
Looks like Toby as a kid.

Toby the host?

The nigga must be related to me then.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 09, 2008, 01:07:04 AM
Ha.  Whoa. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 09, 2008, 01:08:06 AM
Picture taken at:

Cyber Station
235 Golf Mill Shopping Center
Niles, Illinois

 :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 09, 2008, 01:12:06 AM
Nice jersey.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 09, 2008, 01:14:43 AM
Nice jersey.   :P

Because of this jersey, the Bulls won championships in the next three years. I'm telling ya...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 09, 2008, 01:23:44 AM
(http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr339/iamthewatchmaker/img021.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 09, 2008, 10:12:58 AM
Nice jersey.   :P

Because of this jersey, the Bulls won championships in the next three years. I'm telling ya...

They did have a pretty good stretch there for a while... :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: DontTreadOnMike on November 09, 2008, 11:08:04 AM
(http://91.121.132.199/gifs/3350.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on November 09, 2008, 11:09:23 AM
(http://www.sephro.com/nunchucks.gif)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 09, 2008, 11:12:40 AM
(http://91.121.132.199/gifs/3350.gif)

that little nigga's crazy
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: HOO-HAA on November 09, 2008, 11:50:18 AM
What's going on in the background? Looks like a wheelbarrow race? 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 09, 2008, 12:46:50 PM
Sweet, Street Fighter!

It's an antique now.  :lol:

Nice jersey.   :P

Because of this jersey, the Bulls won championships in the next three years. I'm telling ya...

They did have a pretty good stretch there for a while... :lol:

Yup.
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Post by: CaL DaVe on November 09, 2008, 04:12:09 PM
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f261/a2000rdr/scan0001.jpg)
Just cause it was interesting to see Jizz' pics...

The first one is me in a Party shirt. (sister's communion)
Second is me with a Space Invader shirt. (self explanatory)
And the last is me with a lame excuse for a tie. (Easter)
Enjoy.
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 09, 2008, 04:15:49 PM
Who the hell put their dick in my ass when I wasn't looking?! That is totally fucking uncalled for, not to mention it is downright un-American...

the surprise part... not the buttsexins.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 09, 2008, 09:37:57 PM
I don't have any pictures of myself as a child, I don't think.  My mom has some...but I think they're hidden far, far away.  She never took many pictures of me, and now I hate having my picture taken for the most part. 
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Post by: bakerbaker on November 09, 2008, 09:53:50 PM
i started a new thread for this, but then deleted it.


This screenshot must be embedded within these pages.
REPENT!!!

:twisted:
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/bakerbaker_2007/FTLbbBEAST.jpg)
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 09, 2008, 10:13:14 PM
(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9056/stanandkylebywillowsanle7.jpg)
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Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 10, 2008, 09:11:27 AM
(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9056/stanandkylebywillowsanle7.jpg)

now it is past the nineties and it is time for slash

(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/31/Butterman.jpg)
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 10, 2008, 09:30:41 AM
(http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr339/iamthewatchmaker/img020.jpg)

Who dis be?

Alex Libman.
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Post by: Riddler on November 10, 2008, 09:35:54 AM
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f261/a2000rdr/scan0001.jpg)
Just cause it was interesting to see Jizz' pics...

The first one is me in a Party shirt. (sister's communion)
Second is me with a Space Invader shirt. (self explanatory)
And the last is me with a lame excuse for a tie. (Easter)
Enjoy.


so dave......you're.....eight years old???
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 10, 2008, 09:38:10 AM
Alex Libman.

Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me.  8)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 10, 2008, 09:41:21 AM
Nice pics there, Dave.

Mine were taken a year after I came to the U.S.
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 10, 2008, 09:42:23 AM
Alex Libman.

Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me.  8)

Oh. Well, post a current one then.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 10, 2008, 09:44:25 AM
Alex Libman.

Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me.  8)

Oh. Well, post a current one then.

I'm afraid of getting raped by the TSA.  :lol: (not joking)
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Post by: CaL DaVe on November 10, 2008, 12:09:32 PM
so dave......you're.....eight years old???

Those pics were taken around 88/89, which would make me 7.


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Post by: YixilTesiphon on November 10, 2008, 12:11:18 PM
Everybody in Dave's first picture looks Asian, despite presumably being hispanic.
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Post by: CaL DaVe on November 10, 2008, 12:54:38 PM
Everybody in Dave's first picture looks Asian, despite presumably being hispanic.
Your presumption is correct.

People have been telling me that I look a little Asian since I was a kid.

As a tid bit of information, (wheather you want it or not) most "Hispanics" are around 80% to 90% Native American, this is relevant because it means that our ancestors migrated across the bearing straight from Asia to get to the Americas way back in time. Therefore the we share a some of the traits that you would see in Asians, hence the slanted eyes. The people with less slanted eyes have more Spanish blood in them.
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Post by: bakerbaker on November 10, 2008, 01:46:01 PM
Latin chicks are hawt.
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Post by: Riddler on November 10, 2008, 03:00:33 PM
i hate cats
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 10, 2008, 03:04:03 PM
Le chien mange le chat.
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Post by: CaL DaVe on November 10, 2008, 03:15:38 PM
The cheese stands alone.
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 10, 2008, 03:17:14 PM
J'ai envie de mange le femme.
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Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 10, 2008, 03:25:41 PM
Omlette du fromage.
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 10, 2008, 03:29:24 PM
Tu aime monsieur BJ ou tu deteste monsieur BJ parce que il pue?
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Post by: Taors on November 10, 2008, 03:45:25 PM
Omlette du fromage.

Lol.
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Post by: HOO-HAA on November 10, 2008, 05:15:26 PM
J'ai une chien. Elle s'appelle Dita.
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Post by: Riddler on November 10, 2008, 07:51:10 PM
we need sam jackson ta slap dese french whores around...
speak anglish, muthafuckas
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Post by: gibson042 on November 10, 2008, 08:00:05 PM
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/6/62/ENGLISH_MOTHER_FUCKER.gif/120px-ENGLISH_MOTHER_FUCKER.gif)

[youtube=425,350]cqc4FqvXlKs[/youtube]
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Post by: Lindsey on November 10, 2008, 10:13:36 PM
Alex Libman.

Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me.  8)

Oh. Well, post a current one then.

I'm afraid of getting raped by the TSA.  :lol: (not joking)

And by TSA you mean Bonerjoe or me, right?   Or...Bob.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 10, 2008, 10:41:58 PM
Alex Libman.

Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me.  8)

Oh. Well, post a current one then.

I'm afraid of getting raped by the TSA.  :lol: (not joking)

And by TSA you mean Bonerjoe or me, right?   Or...Bob.   :lol:

Plus, I won't be crazy and mysterious anymore. That'll take all the fun out of it. It's like ruining an orgasm!
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Post by: Lindsey on November 10, 2008, 10:52:53 PM
Alex Libman.

Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me.  8)

Oh. Well, post a current one then.

I'm afraid of getting raped by the TSA.  :lol: (not joking)

And by TSA you mean Bonerjoe or me, right?   Or...Bob.   :lol:

Plus, I won't be crazy and mysterious anymore. That'll take all the fun out of it. It's like ruining an orgasm!

Oh don't even say that.  There goes my plan for the evening. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 10, 2008, 10:58:09 PM
Alex Libman.

Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me.  8)

Oh. Well, post a current one then.

I'm afraid of getting raped by the TSA.  :lol: (not joking)

And by TSA you mean Bonerjoe or me, right?   Or...Bob.   :lol:

Plus, I won't be crazy and mysterious anymore. That'll take all the fun out of it. It's like ruining an orgasm!

Oh don't even say that.  There goes my plan for the evening. 

My sincere appy-polly-loggies, babushka.
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Post by: Taors on November 10, 2008, 11:10:34 PM
Alex Libman.

Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me.  8)

Oh. Well, post a current one then.

I'm afraid of getting raped by the TSA.  :lol: (not joking)

And by TSA you mean Bonerjoe or me, right?   Or...Bob.   :lol:

Plus, I won't be crazy and mysterious anymore. That'll take all the fun out of it. It's like ruining an orgasm!

Oh don't even say that.  There goes my plan for the evening. 

My sincere appy-polly-loggies, babushka.

This post makes me gulliver feel very, very horrorshow, little brother.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 10, 2008, 11:27:22 PM
Alex Libman.

Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me.  8)

Oh. Well, post a current one then.

I'm afraid of getting raped by the TSA.  :lol: (not joking)

And by TSA you mean Bonerjoe or me, right?   Or...Bob.   :lol:

Plus, I won't be crazy and mysterious anymore. That'll take all the fun out of it. It's like ruining an orgasm!

Oh don't even say that.  There goes my plan for the evening. 

My sincere appy-polly-loggies, babushka.

This post makes me gulliver feel very, very horrorshow, little brother.

Viddy well.
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 10, 2008, 11:31:22 PM
Post it, dammit.

And I don't rape, I just molest.
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Post by: CaL DaVe on November 10, 2008, 11:32:26 PM
Alex Libman.

Nigga, that ain't no Libmanator! 'Tis me.  8)

Oh. Well, post a current one then.

I'm afraid of getting raped by the TSA.  :lol: (not joking)

And by TSA you mean Bonerjoe or me, right?   Or...Bob.   :lol:

Plus, I won't be crazy and mysterious anymore. That'll take all the fun out of it. It's like ruining an orgasm!

Oh don't even say that.  There goes my plan for the evening. 

My sincere appy-polly-loggies, babushka.

This post makes me gulliver feel very, very horrorshow, little brother.

Chaos is the only sensible answer.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk316/Undertaker876/crazy-cat.gif)
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 10, 2008, 11:33:01 PM
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/6161/swimmingaround11wq9.jpg)
My androgynous avatar in Secondlife. :3
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Post by: Lindsey on November 10, 2008, 11:34:22 PM
Post it, dammit.

And I don't rape, I just molest.

Sorry.  My apologies.   :shock:
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 10, 2008, 11:35:05 PM
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/6161/swimmingaround11wq9.jpg)
My androgynous avatar in Secondlife. :3

No.
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 10, 2008, 11:35:42 PM
yes.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 10, 2008, 11:36:30 PM
Definitely not. 
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 10, 2008, 11:37:09 PM
Post it, dammit.

And I don't rape, I just molest.

Sorry.  My apologies.   :shock:

Voluntarily, of course.
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 10, 2008, 11:37:49 PM
Definitely not. 

:( :( :(
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 10, 2008, 11:38:17 PM
Nice nipples, Bred.  :D
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 10, 2008, 11:39:47 PM
I'm just here to rate and berate nipples.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 10, 2008, 11:45:25 PM
Yeah, okay.  I'm never taking my clothes off again. 
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 10, 2008, 11:45:32 PM
The skin creator is updating the whole line, and previous buyers get free upgrades.

(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/9568/snapshot001ay6.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 10, 2008, 11:45:59 PM
That poos-poos is going to be burnt to a crisp!

(http://a277.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/71/m_2d69e6ff87a80410c2488f28f65fe6b4.gif)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 10, 2008, 11:51:15 PM
I'm just here to rate and berate nipples.

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/9890/hugenipples42101siwd6.jpg (http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/9890/hugenipples42101siwd6.jpg)

Needs some surgery.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 10, 2008, 11:52:21 PM
That poos-poos is going to be burnt to a crisp!

(http://a277.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/71/m_2d69e6ff87a80410c2488f28f65fe6b4.gif)

Milk toast.  LOL

I think that's one of the coolest GIFs ever made.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 11, 2008, 12:01:22 AM
Ahahaha!
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 11, 2008, 12:13:37 AM
I just realized that the baby looks like a young John McCain.
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Post by: Taors on November 11, 2008, 12:36:56 AM
I just realized that the baby looks like a young John McCain.

Jowls of wisdom.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 11, 2008, 01:21:25 AM
(http://img202.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-26910/loc90/86382_05_123_90lo.jpg)

X'ed.  :(
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Post by: Taors on November 11, 2008, 01:42:25 AM
No show.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 11, 2008, 01:55:14 AM
No show.

Fixed?
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 11, 2008, 01:56:30 AM
(http://www.ebare.co.uk/ebare/uplimg/naughtylittleamzx_logobc21f72c41dd06abb6dfb215ec498f71.jpg)
(http://www.iwant2bapornstar.com/PICS/zouc40s/26962eln7w4k.JPG)
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Post by: YixilTesiphon on November 11, 2008, 02:16:54 AM
Now it is.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 11, 2008, 02:23:22 AM
Now it is.

It was a different pic, but nevermind that one.
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Post by: John Shaw on November 11, 2008, 03:29:57 AM
(http://apina.nwpshost.com/10432.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 11, 2008, 03:34:59 AM
^^^^^Mocha broad with odd orifices.

I could work with that.
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Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 11, 2008, 04:44:55 AM
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOSHAW

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=ReptilianJohn_phouq6qf28eimd4dd5n1.jpg)
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Post by: rabidfurby on November 11, 2008, 06:02:10 PM
(http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9828/1210836995485bn8.jpg)
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Post by: Taors on November 11, 2008, 06:50:57 PM
(http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9828/1210836995485bn8.jpg)

 :shock:
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 11, 2008, 06:52:31 PM
(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1290/naziloliwz1.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 11, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Ouch.   :lol:
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Post by: Taors on November 11, 2008, 07:18:49 PM
(http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9828/1210836995485bn8.jpg)

Come on, her eyes aren't even blue.

And that poses the question...who fucking cares?
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Post by: Taors on November 11, 2008, 07:32:19 PM
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9828/1210836995485bn8.jpg

Come on, her eyes aren't even blue.

And that poses the question...who fucking cares?

Nazis.

I'm a Nazi and I don't give a fuck.
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Post by: Taors on November 11, 2008, 07:33:36 PM
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9828/1210836995485bn8.jpg

Come on, her eyes aren't even blue.

And that poses the question...who fucking cares?

Nazis.

I'm a Nazi and I don't give a fuck.

You have failed.

The blue eyes thing was just a joke anyway. Hitler had shit-eyes.
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Post by: Taors on November 11, 2008, 07:37:54 PM
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9828/1210836995485bn8.jpg

Come on, her eyes aren't even blue.

And that poses the question...who fucking cares?

Nazis.

I'm a Nazi and I don't give a fuck.

You have failed.

The blue eyes thing was just a joke anyway. Hitler had shit-eyes.

And one testicle.

So we can't really fault him for being the way he was.
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Post by: Taors on November 11, 2008, 07:43:12 PM
http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/9828/1210836995485bn8.jpg

Come on, her eyes aren't even blue.

And that poses the question...who fucking cares?

Nazis.

I'm a Nazi and I don't give a fuck.

You have failed.

The blue eyes thing was just a joke anyway. Hitler had shit-eyes.

And one testicle.

So we can't really fault him for being the way he was.

Sure I can. I'm an asshole.

Yeah, but so was he...so you two probably have a lot in common.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 11, 2008, 10:36:46 PM
The Nazis had excellent tanks.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 11, 2008, 10:38:50 PM
The Nazis had excellent tanks.

Did someone say...tank? 

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FBH0ARF2L._SS400_.jpg)

http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 11, 2008, 10:40:19 PM
I wonder what the mpg is on that thing?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 11, 2008, 10:54:57 PM
I wonder what the mpg is on that thing?

I don't think they list it as a number, probably just listed as "shitty".  I think one of the people that reviewed it made a comment on the mpg.  Everytime I start reading the comments, I laugh so hard that I start to cry.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 11, 2008, 10:57:58 PM
I wonder what the mpg is on that thing?

I don't think they list it as a number, probably just listed as "shitty".  I think one of the people that reviewed it made a comment on the mpg.  Everytime I start reading the comments, I laugh so hard that I start to cry.   :lol:

Yeah they're pretty funny.  "Finally, a tank you can trust"
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Post by: Lindsey on November 11, 2008, 11:02:04 PM
I wonder what the mpg is on that thing?

I don't think they list it as a number, probably just listed as "shitty".  I think one of the people that reviewed it made a comment on the mpg.  Everytime I start reading the comments, I laugh so hard that I start to cry.   :lol:

Yeah they're pretty funny.  "Finally, a tank you can trust"

I gotta say, I've wanted one ever since I saw it.  Imagine rolling up to the drive-thru at the bank, or the pharmacy, or even at McDonald's in that fucking thing.  For fuck's sake...imagine going anywhere in it.  I'd loan it out for parades or something.  Of course it would be like the coolest parade float ever, and a requirement of the loan would be that I get to sit on top and be in the parade.   :lol:
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Post by: Taors on November 11, 2008, 11:22:31 PM
The Nazis had excellent tanks.

Did someone say...tank? 

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FBH0ARF2L._SS400_.jpg)

http://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE

UTINI!
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Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 01:43:17 PM
Holy crap I want this!

(http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a306/a306_e_01.jpg)

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/swallows/?fdo=&productid=306&style=e&color=01&size=3%3A+CHOOSE+A+SIZE&stype=&is_fivestar=

 :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 07:22:27 PM
Lindsey, are you sure those birds are swallows?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 07:25:29 PM
Did you know that Swallows have adapted to hunting insects on the wing by developing a slender streamlined body, and long pointed wings, which allow great manoeuvrability and endurance, as well as frequent periods of gliding? Their body shape allows for very efficient flight, which costs 50-75% less for swallows than equivalent passerines of the same size. Swallows usually forage at around 30-40 km/h, although they are capable of reaching speeds of between 50-65 km/h when travelling.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 12, 2008, 07:27:28 PM
Did you know that Swallows have adapted to hunting insects on the wing by developing a slender streamlined body, and long pointed wings, which allow great manoeuvrability and endurance, as well as frequent periods of gliding? Their body shape allows for very efficient flight, which costs 50-75% less for swallows than equivalent passerines of the same size. Swallows usually forage at around 30-40 km/h, although they are capable of reaching speeds of between 50-65 km/h when travelling.

Useless information = win.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 07:34:46 PM
Did you know that Swallows have adapted to hunting insects on the wing by developing a slender streamlined body, and long pointed wings, which allow great maneuverability and endurance, as well as frequent periods of gliding? Their body shape allows for very efficient flight, which costs 50-75% less for swallows than equivalent passerines of the same size. Swallows usually forage at around 30-40 km/h, although they are capable of reaching speeds of between 50-65 km/h when traveling.

Useless information = win.

Today I fed a pigeon that was loitering near my work with some leftover bread. It thanked me in something that sounded like Jap talk.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 07:57:21 PM
Lindsey, are you sure those birds are swallows?

Do I look like I care?   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: bakerbaker on November 12, 2008, 07:58:22 PM
coo-coo?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 08:00:27 PM
Lindsey, are you sure those birds are swallows?

Do I look like I care?   :lol:

I cannot see your face, but my instincts tell me you are secretly a bird watcher.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 08:02:24 PM
coo-coo?

Velcrow.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 08:04:39 PM
Lindsey, are you sure those birds are swallows?

Do I look like I care?   :lol:

I cannot see your face, but my instincts tell me you are secretly a bird watcher.

Shhh. 

(http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/11/7/f_lindsm_fcce9ac.jpg)

 :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 08:07:27 PM
Kryptonite!  You are sneaky. :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 08:08:38 PM
Kryptonite!  You are sneaky. :lol:

That's implied.  I will use my feminine wiles on you when necessary. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 08:14:33 PM
Kryptonite!  You are sneaky. :lol:

That's implied.  I will use my feminine wiles on you when necessary. 

I don't think my poor testicles will be able to handle it...  :(
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 08:15:27 PM
Kryptonite!  You are sneaky. :lol:

That's implied.  I will use my feminine wiles on you when necessary. 

I don't think my poor testicles will be able to handle it...  :(

There's supposed to be an explosion. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 08:16:11 PM
Kryptonite!  You are sneaky. :lol:

That's implied.  I will use my feminine wiles on you when necessary. 

I don't think my poor testicles will be able to handle it...  :(

There's supposed to be an explosion. 

 :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 08:18:35 PM
Kryptonite!  You are sneaky. :lol:

That's implied.  I will use my feminine wiles on you when necessary. 

I don't think my poor testicles will be able to handle it...  :(

There's supposed to be an explosion. 

 :shock:

You can't tell me you aren't intrigued.  And thoroughly aroused.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 08:25:04 PM
Kryptonite!  You are sneaky. :lol:

That's implied.  I will use my feminine wiles on you when necessary. 

I don't think my poor testicles will be able to handle it...  :(

There's supposed to be an explosion. 

 :shock:

You can't tell me you aren't intrigued.  And thoroughly aroused.

I'm a hairy, old man, Lindsey. My balls are like an old Pontiac; sometimes you got to give them some gas and fiddle with some knobs to get it started.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 08:26:01 PM
Kryptonite!  You are sneaky. :lol:

That's implied.  I will use my feminine wiles on you when necessary. 

I don't think my poor testicles will be able to handle it...  :(

There's supposed to be an explosion. 

 :shock:

You can't tell me you aren't intrigued.  And thoroughly aroused.

I'm a hairy, old man, Lindsey. My balls are like an old Pontiac; sometimes you got to give them some gas and fiddle with some knobs to get it started.

Is that a challenge?   8)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 12, 2008, 08:26:24 PM
I learned today how much I hate some parts of discrete mathematics...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 08:30:11 PM
Is that a challenge?   8)

You are much too young to be fiddling with such old machinery, my dear.

I learned today how much I hate some parts of discrete mathematics...

I avoided that class. I took linear algebra instead. Differential equations was my favorite math class.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 08:30:57 PM
DAMMIT.  REJECTED AGAIN! 

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 08:38:27 PM
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 08:38:59 PM
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.

What direction should I go in? 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 12, 2008, 08:40:07 PM
I learned today how much I hate some parts of discrete mathematics...


i learned today, how much i hate 'spongebob intergalactic challenge' game..
prob. right up there w/ your "math" thing......
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 08:41:55 PM
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.

What direction should I go in? 

You can always convert to Islam.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 08:44:51 PM
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.

What direction should I go in? 

You can always convert to Islam.  :lol:

That doesn't sound like much fun.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 08:48:37 PM
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.

What direction should I go in? 

You can always convert to Islam.  :lol:

That doesn't sound like much fun.   :shock:

We would have to consult Davi on this.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 08:52:10 PM
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.

What direction should I go in? 

You can always convert to Islam.  :lol:

That doesn't sound like much fun.   :shock:

We would have to consult Davi on this.

Hmph.  Fuck it.  Let's go bowling. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 12, 2008, 08:53:24 PM
I learned today how much I hate some parts of discrete mathematics...

You're joking, right?  Discrete math rocks!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 08:55:40 PM
I like porn. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on November 12, 2008, 08:57:07 PM
I like porn. 

Porn (at least on the internets) would be unpossible without math.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 08:59:44 PM
I like porn. 

Porn (at least on the internets) would be unpossible without math.

You killed it.   :x
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 09:01:34 PM
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.

What direction should I go in? 

You can always convert to Islam.  :lol:

That doesn't sound like much fun.   :shock:

We would have to consult Davi on this.

Hmph.  Fuck it.  Let's go bowling. 

Bowling? Is that some kind of witchcraft?  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 09:03:31 PM
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.

What direction should I go in? 

You can always convert to Islam.  :lol:

That doesn't sound like much fun.   :shock:

We would have to consult Davi on this.

Hmph.  Fuck it.  Let's go bowling. 

Bowling? Is that some kind of witchcraft?  :lol:

I'll show you some kind of witchcraft.   :twisted:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 09:07:17 PM
Not rejected. More like, guided in the right direction.

What direction should I go in? 

You can always convert to Islam.  :lol:

That doesn't sound like much fun.   :shock:

We would have to consult Davi on this.

Hmph.  Fuck it.  Let's go bowling. 

Bowling? Is that some kind of witchcraft?  :lol:

I'll show you some kind of witchcraft.   :twisted:

My broom is too small.  :(
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 09:09:09 PM
I can make it get bigger... :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 09:13:38 PM
Ha!  I found that Cthulhu thong I was talking about.  Too bad the election is over already. 

(http://images.cafepress.com/product/227951644v2_350x350_Front.jpg)

http://clothing.cafepress.com/item/cthulhu-for-president-classic-thong/227951644
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 09:14:07 PM
I can make it get bigger... :lol:

You know magic too?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 09:16:33 PM
I can make it get bigger... :lol:

You know magic too?

Yes. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 09:17:35 PM
I can make it get bigger... :lol:

You know magic too?

Yes. 

Wowee-wow-wow!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 09:29:08 PM
I can make it get bigger... :lol:

You know magic too?

Yes. 

Wowee-wow-wow!

That's right.  I'm more addictive than heroin. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 12, 2008, 09:36:22 PM
I learned today how much I hate some parts of discrete mathematics...

I avoided that class. I took linear algebra instead. Differential equations was my favorite math class.

Color theory and mathematical induction are great for computing, just the rest seem more or less theoretical arguments for how and why computers work.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 09:37:30 PM
I hate math.  I liked English better. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 09:40:11 PM
That's right.  I'm more addictive than heroin. 

I haven't tried heroin, but I do see your point.

Color theory and mathematical induction are great for computing, just the rest seem more or less theoretical arguments for how and why computers work.

I found Euler's and Fourier's theorems to be the most useful for me.

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 09:42:15 PM
That's right.  I'm more addictive than heroin. 

I haven't tried heroin, but I do see your point.

The withdrawal from me is worse.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on November 12, 2008, 09:48:17 PM
That's right.  I'm more addictive than heroin. 

I haven't tried heroin, but I do see your point.

The withdrawal from me is worse.   :lol:

At least heroin delivers.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: MacFall on November 12, 2008, 09:49:23 PM
I like porn. 

Porn (at least on the internets) would be unpossible without math.

Why do you think the net was born?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 09:49:55 PM
That's right.  I'm more addictive than heroin. 

I haven't tried heroin, but I do see your point.

The withdrawal from me is worse.   :lol:

At least heroin delivers.

I deliver plenty when the recipient is up to par.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on November 12, 2008, 09:53:24 PM
That's right.  I'm more addictive than heroin. 

I haven't tried heroin, but I do see your point.

The withdrawal from me is worse.   :lol:

At least heroin delivers.

I deliver plenty when the recipient is up to par.   :P

I STAND BY MY STATEMENT.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 09:54:34 PM
That's right.  I'm more addictive than heroin. 

I haven't tried heroin, but I do see your point.

The withdrawal from me is worse.   :lol:

At least heroin delivers.

I deliver plenty when the recipient is up to par.   :P

I STAND BY MY STATEMENT.

Oh you're just hostile because I won't get naked. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on November 12, 2008, 09:59:24 PM
I like porn. 

Porn (at least on the internets) would be unpossible without math.

Why do you think the net was born?

Serious Business.

Oh you're just hostile because I won't get naked. 

How do you intend to fix this?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: BonerJoe on November 12, 2008, 10:00:29 PM
That's right.  I'm more addictive than heroin. 

I haven't tried heroin, but I do see your point.

The withdrawal from me is worse.   :lol:

At least heroin delivers.

I deliver plenty when the recipient is up to par.   :P

I STAND BY MY STATEMENT.

Oh you're just hostile because I won't get naked. 

I'm going to send in George Bush to take care of the situation.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 10:01:31 PM
He can be hostile.  I'm not posting naked pictures on the internet. 

If I did I'd have to be making a serious fucking profit.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: rabidfurby on November 12, 2008, 10:13:02 PM
He can be hostile.  I'm not posting naked pictures on the internet. 

Sending them to me would not count as posting them.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 10:14:40 PM
The only people that are going to see me naked are the ones that are about to have sex with me.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 10:18:18 PM
40 more years and I'll be in the nursing home...
Then I can have all the sex i want! Ahahahaha!

Oh wait...  :x
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 10:20:29 PM
40 more years and I'll be in the nursing home...
Then I can have all the sex i want! Ahahahaha!

Oh wait...  :x

I'm told old men in nursing homes expose themselves quite a bit, and get away with things like touching the nurses in inappropriate places because it's just assumed that they don't realize they're not supposed to do it.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 10:23:27 PM
40 more years and I'll be in the nursing home...
Then I can have all the sex i want! Ahahahaha!

Oh wait...  :x

I'm told old men in nursing homes expose themselves quite a bit, and get away with things like touching the nurses in inappropriate places because it's just assumed that they don't realize they're not supposed to do it.   :lol:

Old people are crazy, but interesting. (In a crazy kind of way.)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 10:25:48 PM
40 more years and I'll be in the nursing home...
Then I can have all the sex i want! Ahahahaha!

Oh wait...  :x

I'm told old men in nursing homes expose themselves quite a bit, and get away with things like touching the nurses in inappropriate places because it's just assumed that they don't realize they're not supposed to do it.   :lol:

Old people are crazy, but interesting. (In a crazy kind of way.)

Speaking of...my grandparents haven't answered their phone since the election happened.  I'm hoping my grandmother didn't have to take my grandpa to the hospital after Obama got elected.  Last I spoke with them I heard him yelling at Fox news in the background and bitching that Obama is black.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 10:53:20 PM
Also, I'm mad because I went to Sears to get a key copied yesterday and THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKER IN THE BUILDING THAT KNEW HOW WASN'T THERE. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 12, 2008, 10:57:05 PM
Also, I'm mad because I went to Sears to get a key copied yesterday and THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKER IN THE BUILDING THAT KNEW HOW WASN'T THERE. 

Home Depot is usually better for that.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 12, 2008, 11:01:27 PM
Also, I'm mad because I went to Sears to get a key copied yesterday and THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKER IN THE BUILDING THAT KNEW HOW WASN'T THERE. 

Home Depot is usually better for that.

Well, it was in the mall, and convenient because I was getting ready to leave.  Turns out I just had to leave the person my key and I'll get it back tomorrow. 

Tomorrow's fun will include making like seven copies of two separate keys, and calling the company that furnishes our alarm service to scream at them for being complete morons.  This ought to go well. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 12:44:14 AM
BUMPITY BUMP. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 13, 2008, 12:47:19 AM
BOINGITY BOING
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 12:51:12 AM
BOINGITY BOING

WAT 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 13, 2008, 01:03:36 AM
BOINGITY BOING

WAT 

YO MOMMA DAT'S WHAT

*snap snap snap*
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 01:06:39 AM
BOINGITY BOING

WAT 

YO MOMMA DAT'S WHAT

*snap snap snap*

I think she's out in the living room watching TV.  Would you like me to get her for you? 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 13, 2008, 01:10:14 AM
Oh sh...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 01:14:55 AM
Oh sh...

You have no idea.  I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 13, 2008, 01:20:12 AM
Oh sh...

You have no idea.  I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago.   :lol:

At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 01:22:14 AM
Oh sh...

You have no idea.  I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago.   :lol:

At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.

It's true.  I don't know what I'd do without it.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 13, 2008, 01:23:42 AM
Oh sh...

You have no idea.  I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago.   :lol:

At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.

It's true.  I don't know what I'd do without it.   :P

God bless Barack Obama!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 01:26:01 AM
Oh sh...

You have no idea.  I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago.   :lol:

At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.

It's true.  I don't know what I'd do without it.   :P

God bless Barack Obama!

I definitely did not masturbate to Barack Obama. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 13, 2008, 01:43:48 AM
Oh sh...

You have no idea.  I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago.   :lol:

At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.

It's true.  I don't know what I'd do without it.   :P

God bless Barack Obama!

I definitely did not masturbate to Barack Obama. 

Neither did I. High five!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 01:50:19 AM
Oh sh...

You have no idea.  I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago.   :lol:

At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.

It's true.  I don't know what I'd do without it.   :P

God bless Barack Obama!

I definitely did not masturbate to Barack Obama. 

Neither did I. High five!

It got on the ceiling, didn't it? 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 13, 2008, 01:55:29 AM
Oh sh...

You have no idea.  I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago.   :lol:

At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.

It's true.  I don't know what I'd do without it.   :P

God bless Barack Obama!

I definitely did not masturbate to Barack Obama. 

Neither did I. High five!

It got on the ceiling, didn't it? 

It was time to repaint it, anyways.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 01:58:43 AM
Oh sh...

You have no idea.  I finally had to bury my face in some pillows earlier to muffle the sound while I was masturbating a little while ago.   :lol:

At rough times like this, with this shaky economy and everything... Only masturbation can save the day.

It's true.  I don't know what I'd do without it.   :P

God bless Barack Obama!

I definitely did not masturbate to Barack Obama. 

Neither did I. High five!

It got on the ceiling, didn't it? 

It was time to repaint it, anyways.  :lol:

Thank god nothing flies when I masturbate. 
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Post by: hellbilly on November 13, 2008, 02:04:08 AM
I definitely did not masturbate to Barack Obama. 

...she didn't say she will not..
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 13, 2008, 02:05:48 AM
Mmmm?  :lol:

(http://scottoncapecod.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/bho-beach.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 02:06:42 AM
Yikes.  No thanks.   :lol:
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Post by: hellbilly on November 13, 2008, 02:12:14 AM
You guys are slackin lately. I just finished up work for the night and came here to see what's up, and nada.

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Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 02:13:54 AM
You guys are slackin lately. I just finished up work for the night and came here to see what's up, and nada.



I spent an hour trying to get off earlier.  I didn't have time to entertain you.   :P
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 13, 2008, 01:01:21 PM
We need some video game stuffs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N1TJP1cxmo)
[youtube=425,350]2N1TJP1cxmo[/youtube]
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Post by: rabidfurby on November 13, 2008, 07:18:48 PM
You guys are slackin lately. I just finished up work for the night and came here to see what's up, and nada.



I spent an hour trying to get off earlier.  I didn't have time to entertain you.   :P

Who says you can't do both at the same time?
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Post by: tanstaafl1981 on November 13, 2008, 08:14:33 PM
Quote
I spent an hour trying to get off earlier.  I didn't have time to entertain you.   :P
Who says you can't do both at the same time?
definitely this.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 10:06:59 PM
You guys are slackin lately. I just finished up work for the night and came here to see what's up, and nada.

I spent an hour trying to get off earlier.  I didn't have time to entertain you.   :P

Clearly you need expert help. Fortunately my fees can be paid in plane tickets.

I did it on purpose.  The other night it was over in less than five minutes, and I felt cheated. 
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Post by: rabidfurby on November 13, 2008, 11:36:39 PM
You guys are slackin lately. I just finished up work for the night and came here to see what's up, and nada.



I spent an hour trying to get off earlier.  I didn't have time to entertain you.   :P

Who says you can't do both at the same time?

Don't you have a girlfriend already?

Have I ever said I don't?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 13, 2008, 11:47:59 PM
Strippers. 
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Post by: Lindsey on November 14, 2008, 12:43:48 AM
I found a picture of a swallow.

(http://www.backyardbirdingblog.com/wp-content/uploads/swallow.jpg)
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Post by: sillyperson on November 14, 2008, 10:33:29 AM
Cthulu Pr0n!


(http://www.cthulhu.org/smut/graphics/diverocto.jpg)

(http://www.the-emperor.org/graphics/dream_of_the_fishermans_wife_hokusai.jpg)

Cthulu Goase!

(http://raincoaster.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/cthulhu-goatse.jpg?w=590)
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Post by: Taors on November 14, 2008, 05:17:54 PM
Lame.
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Post by: RottingNation on November 14, 2008, 09:07:55 PM
(http://lolthulhu.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/god-lost_my_way.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 14, 2008, 10:01:21 PM
Penis. 
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Post by: EthanLeeVita on November 16, 2008, 02:03:03 AM
Penii
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Post by: Lindsey on November 16, 2008, 02:23:43 AM
[youtube=425,350]aHyy4a4SVa0[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHyy4a4SVa0
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 16, 2008, 02:33:20 AM
Hell yeah!
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Post by: Lindsey on November 16, 2008, 02:34:26 AM
I love me some Metallica. 
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Post by: RottingNation on November 16, 2008, 03:08:38 AM
meow.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 16, 2008, 03:55:50 AM
I love me some Metallica. 

I do too. Master of Puppets is my favorite album.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 16, 2008, 03:56:39 AM
(http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/10/31/lightning_cat.gif)

Keep watching the picture.
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Post by: YixilTesiphon on November 16, 2008, 03:57:05 AM
I love me some Metallica. 

I do too. Master of Puppets is my favorite album.

And there's nothing better than blasting Enter Sandman as you drive by Baptist churches.

Either of y'all listen to any Apocalyptica? They started out doing Metallica covers on cellos, but have done some pretty sweet original stuff too.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 16, 2008, 03:59:43 AM
I love me some Metallica. 

I do too. Master of Puppets is my favorite album.

And there's nothing better than blasting Enter Sandman as you drive by Baptist churches.

Either of y'all listen to any Apocalyptica? They started out doing Metallica covers on cellos, but have done some pretty sweet original stuff too.

Yeah, they're the Finnish band. There's lots of good stuff by them.
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Post by: nibbler491 on November 16, 2008, 04:11:25 AM
I love me some Metallica. 

*heart*
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 16, 2008, 04:13:39 AM
My attempt at being artistical.  :lol:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3184/3034482682_520d973b9d_b.jpg)
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Post by: danneracci on November 16, 2008, 04:21:58 AM
I love me some Metallica. 

I do too. Master of Puppets is my favorite album.

And there's nothing better than blasting Enter Sandman as you drive by Baptist churches.

Either of y'all listen to any Apocalyptica? They started out doing Metallica covers on cellos, but have done some pretty sweet original stuff too.

I just discovered Apocalptica a week or so ago. Very cool stuff. Can't say I like all of it, but they have some epic songs/covers for sure.
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Post by: rabidfurby on November 16, 2008, 06:17:51 PM
I love me some Metallica S&M. 

[youtube=425,350]ZrQy804QjuM[/youtube]

This was, as far as I can remember, the first Metallica song I ever heard. Still one of my favorites.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 16, 2008, 06:21:31 PM
Yeah, the Metallica/S&M album is one of my favorites and most-played CDs.

As for Enter Sandman, I could do without it for a while.  One of the afternoon drive shows that I listen to sometimes plays it every day.  Sometimes more than once.
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Post by: aquabanianskakid on November 16, 2008, 06:54:46 PM
Cock and Dick,
Dick loves cock,
likes to shove it in his slot,
he takes all that he can,
dresses up like a garbage man.
Hey man watch out cause Dick likes cock.

*sung to the tune of the spiderman theme song
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Post by: Zappa88 on November 16, 2008, 06:56:31 PM
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj218/Tabrius/donotwantis3.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 01:34:09 AM
My attempt at being artistical.  :lol:

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3184/3034482682_520d973b9d_b.jpg)

I think it's pretty.   :D
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 17, 2008, 07:59:34 AM
I think it's pretty.   :D

<3
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 10:50:46 AM
I think it's pretty.   :D

<3

...Of course there's probably tons of ickiness in the water, but nobody can see that from just a picture.   :lol:
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Post by: John Shaw on November 17, 2008, 10:51:57 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1215783628712_1x8a8xodeok1emobc96g.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 10:54:00 AM
You sure that shit is legal, dude?   :shock:
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Post by: John Shaw on November 17, 2008, 10:55:43 AM
You sure that shit is legal, dude?   :shock:

Yes I am.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 10:57:42 AM
You sure that shit is legal, dude?   :shock:

Yes I am.

Just checking.  She had the jailbait look to me.   :lol:
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Post by: John Shaw on November 17, 2008, 10:58:34 AM
Just checking.  She had the jailbait look to me.   :lol:

I know her boyfriend, she's older than you by several years. Also she isn't nekkid.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 10:59:22 AM
Just checking.  She had the jailbait look to me.   :lol:

I know her boyfriend, she's older than you by several years. Also she isn't nekkid.

Oy.  Okay, I see.   :lol:

I might actually be young, but I already look old.   :shock:
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Post by: gibson042 on November 17, 2008, 11:28:34 AM
Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't fuck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl :2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of :metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. :Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 11:55:30 AM
Oh God.   :lol:
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Post by: gibson042 on November 17, 2008, 01:13:31 PM
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then :you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
(pause)
DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
(pause)
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on :your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey :cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in :seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate: Fuck
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Post by: CaL DaVe on November 17, 2008, 08:04:44 PM
...

on that note I will post pics of my new bitch! She is a Germi-strailian (German and Australian) shepherd puppy.

She is one bad mother chicken!!
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f261/a2000rdr/Picture001.jpg)

(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f261/a2000rdr/Picture006.jpg)

(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f261/a2000rdr/Picture008.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 17, 2008, 08:08:30 PM
Awww.  :)
I like your new bitch, man.
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 17, 2008, 08:16:02 PM
I giev teh puppeh sum cheez.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 08:55:10 PM
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LOOK AT THE BABY!  I LOVES HER!   :D

Hint - the quickest way to get me to do whatever you want is to scratch my back, or let me play with a puppy.
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Post by: CaL DaVe on November 17, 2008, 09:39:05 PM
She's been a really good puppy so far. Only two accidents in about a week. She is catching on very well so far. Already got the leash thing down. I'm happy. :D
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 09:42:14 PM
That makes me want to go play with my Muffy right now...but that little shit was mean to me earlier so he's on probation.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 17, 2008, 09:43:43 PM
That makes me want to go play with my Muffy right now...but that little shit was mean to me earlier so he's on probation.   :lol:

How old is Muffy?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 09:50:18 PM
That makes me want to go play with my Muffy right now...but that little shit was mean to me earlier so he's on probation.   :lol:

How old is Muffy?

Oh he's like three or so, but he's small - so I pretend he's still a baby.   :lol:

(http://pics.livejournal.com/llbsb4ever/pic/0000307b)

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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 17, 2008, 10:15:52 PM
Awww, Muffy is cute.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 10:16:48 PM
Awww, Muffy is cute.

He is, but the little nigger is mean.   :lol:

He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 17, 2008, 10:18:26 PM
Awww, Muffy is cute.

He is, but the little nigger is mean.   :lol:

He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park. 

Haha!  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 10:20:29 PM
Awww, Muffy is cute.

He is, but the little nigger is mean.   :lol:

He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park. 

Haha!  :lol:

This is why I can't be a mom.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 17, 2008, 10:28:13 PM
Awww, Muffy is cute.

He is, but the little nigger is mean.   :lol:

He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park. 

Haha!  :lol:

This is why I can't be a mom.   :lol:

I can't ever be a father, because my children will have fur on their face.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 10:29:33 PM
Awww, Muffy is cute.

He is, but the little nigger is mean.   :lol:

He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park. 

Haha!  :lol:

This is why I can't be a mom.   :lol:

I can't ever be a father, because my children will have fur on their face.

I think Diet Coke just came out of my nose.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 17, 2008, 10:37:18 PM
Awww, Muffy is cute.

He is, but the little nigger is mean.   :lol:

He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park. 

Haha!  :lol:

This is why I can't be a mom.   :lol:

I can't ever be a father, because my children will have fur on their face.

I think Diet Coke just came out of my nose.   :lol:

*Licks it off.*

(http://www.pandasthumb.org/archives/bear_tongue-2.JPG)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 10:38:07 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck, so creepy.   :lol:  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: YixilTesiphon on November 17, 2008, 10:38:46 PM
Awww, Muffy is cute.

He is, but the little nigger is mean.   :lol:

He did kind of straighten out for a day or two the time I told him I was going to sell him eBay to a family that lives in a trailer park. 

Haha!  :lol:

This is why I can't be a mom.   :lol:

I can't ever be a father, because my children will have fur on their face.

I think Diet Coke just came out of my nose.   :lol:

*Licks it off.*

(http://www.pandasthumb.org/archives/bear_tongue-2.JPG)

I'm glad I wasn't eating/drinking anything then, because it would have come out of my nose.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 17, 2008, 10:39:13 PM
Hahaha!  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 10:40:17 PM
I've seen more bear pictures in the last three days than I have in my whole life.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 17, 2008, 10:42:38 PM
I've seen more bear pictures in the last three days than I have in my whole life.   :lol:

Bears are lovable animals, except when they maul people's faces.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 17, 2008, 10:43:12 PM
I've seen more bear pictures in the last three days than I have in my whole life.   :lol:

Bears are lovable animals, except when they maul people's faces.

I'm gonna fucking choke before I finish this Diet Coke.   :lol:
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Post by: gibson042 on November 18, 2008, 07:54:45 AM
Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart . What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My :measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 280 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also :wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up :into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and :rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and :harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses :my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your :cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm :lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling :my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair :spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm :pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
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Post by: Riddler on November 18, 2008, 08:05:54 AM
That makes me want to go play with my Muffy right now...but that little shit was mean to me earlier so he's on probation.   :lol:

How old is Muffy?

Oh he's like three or so, but he's small - so I pretend he's still a baby.   :lol:

(http://pics.livejournal.com/llbsb4ever/pic/0000307b)




that dog has satan's eyes.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 01:05:16 PM
That makes me want to go play with my Muffy right now...but that little shit was mean to me earlier so he's on probation.   :lol:

How old is Muffy?

Oh he's like three or so, but he's small - so I pretend he's still a baby.   :lol:

(http://pics.livejournal.com/llbsb4ever/pic/0000307b)




that dog has satan's eyes.

Nah dude, don't worry.  It's the other one that will kill you.   :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 01:09:22 PM
That makes me want to go play with my Muffy right now...but that little shit was mean to me earlier so he's on probation.   :lol:

How old is Muffy?

Oh he's like three or so, but he's small - so I pretend he's still a baby.   :lol:

(http://pics.livejournal.com/llbsb4ever/pic/0000307b)




that dog has satan's eyes.

Nah dude, don't worry.  It's the other one that will kill you.   :lol:

This one will just piss on your corpse afterwards.

Pretty much. 
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Post by: gibson042 on November 18, 2008, 01:17:00 PM
Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...
J-Dogg: Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dipshit.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 01:17:48 PM
Where are you getting this shit? 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 18, 2008, 01:23:57 PM
Where are you getting this shit? 

The Saga of Bloodninja  :lol:
http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 01:24:53 PM
Where are you getting this shit? 

The Saga of Bloodninja  :lol:
http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html

Oh God.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 18, 2008, 01:26:54 PM
Where are you getting this shit? 

The escapades of Bloodninja!

Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13: thats it.
Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see :as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja: Fuck am I hard now.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 01:30:04 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 18, 2008, 01:31:59 PM
This shit is hilarious!  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 18, 2008, 01:32:17 PM
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 01:33:16 PM
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something:

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm gonna try that...the next time I ever get close...OH YEAH BABY PUT ON YOUR ROBE AND WIZARD HAT.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 01:34:25 PM
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something:

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm gonna try that...the next time I ever get close...OH YEAH BABY PUT ON YOUR ROBE AND WIZARD HAT.   :P

I'd do it.

Say that to someone, or put on a robe and wizard hat? 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 18, 2008, 01:36:03 PM
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower :of love.
MommyMelissa: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 01:38:55 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 18, 2008, 01:46:11 PM
I.F.: My shit is hard you ready to jump aboard?
1hOttYeVe: : oh yhea im so wet right now
I.F.: Why you just shower?
1hOttYeVe: : no im wet for you
I.F.: Did you ever play with supersoakers when you were a kid? or that gator shit you would dive and slide down, there was that :badass pool at the end of it.
1hOttYeVe: : What the fuck are you talking about? You wanna cyber or not?
I.F.: I do! Sorry...I just didnt know why you were wet...then you say your wet for me, and im thinking I didnt even throw water on :you...
I.F.: Im sorry lets continue!
1hOttYeVe: : alright then...I walk over to you and start kissing your neck and chest
I.F.: I pop like 16 boners
1hOttYeVe: : what the fuck!
I.F.: what?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 01:48:09 PM
I'm impressed you have the patience to read them.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 01:57:31 PM
I'm impressed you have the patience to read them.   :P

Who said I was reading them? I just like the pretty colours.

Well it makes my eyes hurt :-P 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 01:59:33 PM
I'm impressed you have the patience to read them.   :P

Who said I was reading them? I just like the pretty colours.

Well it makes my eyes hurt :-P 

I suddenly have the urge to patent technicolour condoms.

They probably have something like that already. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 18, 2008, 02:12:38 PM
I'm actually impressed you put the effort into changing the colours on all these...

It makes the exchanges more visible.  There aren't many left, but I'll use different colors for the last few if someone has a request.

J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.
Partner8: Who the fuck are you?
J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:
J-Dogg: Fuck me, Fuck me.
J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.
Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?
J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that :forms in your thigh.
Partner8: Is that like cancer?
J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.
Partner8: Good one romeo.
J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you tihink it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My :tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.
The salmon swim at night.
Towards your room.
The snow and the moon.
Partner8: that was never a haiku.
J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.
Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku"
J-Dogg: So you ready to fuck then?
Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent.
J-Dogg: ...
Partner8: ?
J-Dogg: I'm spent.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 18, 2008, 05:44:31 PM
Gibson, were you dude that had Brain for an avatar for a while?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 05:56:55 PM
(http://www.nypress.com/images/whatsnew/condom.jpeg)

Fuuuuuuck.

That's really odd looking, for some reason. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 18, 2008, 05:58:50 PM
(http://www.nypress.com/images/whatsnew/condom.jpeg)

Fuuuuuuck.

That's really odd looking, for some reason. 

TV Show Host: Hey kids! Say hello to the Caterpillar Condom!
Kids: YAAAAAY!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 18, 2008, 06:00:32 PM
Gibson, were you dude that had Brain for an avatar for a while?

I updated it in my righteous fight against the rampant racism that is ruining this forum.

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 18, 2008, 06:01:50 PM
Gibson, were you dude that had Brain for an avatar for a while?

I updated it in my righteous fight against the rampant racism that is ruining this forum.

...You fucking nigger.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 18, 2008, 06:59:57 PM
Gibson, were you dude that had Brain for an avatar for a while?

I updated it in my righteous fight against the rampant racism that is ruining this forum.



you double nigger
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 18, 2008, 07:00:27 PM
Gibson, were you dude that had Brain for an avatar for a while?

I updated it in my righteous fight against the rampant racism that is ruining this forum.



you double nigger

Ready to make love?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 18, 2008, 07:03:19 PM
Gibson, were you dude that had Brain for an avatar for a while?

I updated it in my righteous fight against the rampant racism that is ruining this forum.



you double nigger

Ready to make love?

as long as you will accept my big black cock
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 18, 2008, 07:23:14 PM
Gibson, were you dude that had Brain for an avatar for a while?

I updated it in my righteous fight against the rampant racism that is ruining this forum.



you double nigger

Ready to make love?

as long as you will accept my big black cock

I'm game, as long as we can listen to David Bowie.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 18, 2008, 07:46:07 PM
shht....ixnay on the iggernay...
enkay will tell on you.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 18, 2008, 08:02:13 PM
Niggers.

I.F.: You ready yet? Im bearing to go!
SexyKarla17: Yhea im slipping out of my clothes right now, what do you look like?
I.F.: a Kodiac bear
SexyKarla17: ?
I.F.: Im soft naked, fuzzy and waiting for you to come mount me
SexyKarla17: Oh I love cute fuzzy bears, I walk up and get on top of you stroking your soft hair, kissing you gently as my move my :way down your stomach
I.F.: I growl to warm you my cubs are near
SexyKarla17: huh?
I.F.: Bears get fuckin pumped when anyone is near their cubs
SexyKarla17: yhea hehe dont be silly..
SexyKarla17: I love how you growl as I continue to kiss you, while taking off your pants.
I.F.: Bears dont wear pants and you should cover yourself in Honey now
SexyKarla17: hehe you would love to lick that off me huh. I pour honey all over my warm wet body waiting for you to start licking :it off me slowly
I.F.: I sniff the air to see where the sweet scent of the honey is coming from, while slowly snorting and walking towards you
I.F.: I Growl again, and start to bite you
SexyKarla17: Yhea that feels good..ooooo...not too hard now
I.F.: I bite harder peeling flesh from your stomach, and look up into your eyes to show you my mouth dripping with your warm blood :mixed with honey, I then I let my cubs rip apart your limbs and play with you like a ragdoll.
SexyKarla17: what the fuck?
I.F.: uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh and im spent.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 08:03:57 PM
(http://pictures.pichaus.com/0f72451090c0a3ab0fc256c751a3216988480732?AWSAccessKeyId=0K4RZZKHSB5N2XYJWF02&Expires=1227070000&Signature=GeXwwgLi9EvqN7KS%2Bjl9GUAaESk%3D)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: gibson042 on November 18, 2008, 08:10:12 PM
sweet17: Hi
Bloodninja: hello
Bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
Bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
Bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
Bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
Bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
Bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
Bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
Bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
Bloodninja: Don't fucking laugh at me!
Bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
Bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a fucking break
Bloodninja: I'm serious.
sweet17: I don't get it
Bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
Bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
Bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing.
Bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
Bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are fucking sick.
Bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
Bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
Bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you
Bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
Bloodninja: Hurry up.
Bloodninja: Are you there?
Bloodninja: Fuck you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
Bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Bloodninja: Weren't you!?
sweet17: thats not it
Bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Bloodninja: Most cops aren't
sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU ASSHOLE!
Bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?
Bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
Bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
Bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
Bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
Bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
Bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn't you.
Bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17: You don't look like that.
Bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
Bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
Bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go fuck yourself
Bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
Bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
Bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
Bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
Bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!
Bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17: You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE!
sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17: No you aren't
Bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
Bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I'm done with you
Bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.
sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore
Bloodninja: Wait a sec
Bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
Bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
Bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty
sweet17: You'll what?
Bloodninja: You heard me.
Bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.
Bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
Bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don't know
Bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I'm afraid to
Bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
Bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
Bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
sweet17: I didn't say that
Bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
Bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
Bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
Bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Bloodninja: ok?
Bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can't be serious
Bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
Bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
Bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
Bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
Bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
Bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
Bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
Bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17: Har
Bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
Bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
Bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
Bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I suckharder
Bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
Bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
Bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
Bloodninja: ...still limp
Bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
Bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
Bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
Bloodninja: ...going limp again.
Bloodninja: Hello?
Bloodninja: Say it!
Bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
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Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 08:17:38 PM
ROFL.

"I hope this isn't too forward, but I got your e-mail address using my binoculars."   :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 08:23:53 PM
"A Croation gangster thanks you for your PIN number"   :lol:

You know...the phrase "PIN number" is redundant.   :shock:
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Post by: Taors on November 18, 2008, 08:25:13 PM
"A Croation gangster thanks you for your PIN number"   :lol:

You know...the phrase "PIN number" is redundant.   :shock:

So is 'Croation gangster'.
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Post by: gibson042 on November 18, 2008, 08:36:17 PM
(http://medgadget.com/archives/img/the-end.jpg)
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 18, 2008, 08:56:33 PM
Sorry for the shitty quality (pic from book taken with my shitty ass Treo), but, greatest tattoo ever?

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/57/l_a4234a685ba349298bf0301a97db4920.jpg)
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Post by: Taors on November 18, 2008, 09:00:57 PM
Actually it looks pretty fucking terrible.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 18, 2008, 09:01:59 PM
the work itself is shit, but Jesus anally raping Jesus with a ball gag?  come on!
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Post by: Taors on November 18, 2008, 09:03:39 PM
the work itself is shit, but Jesus anally raping Jesus with a ball gag?  come on!

My problem with it is that the Jesus with the ball-gag in his mouth isn't black.
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Post by: Taors on November 18, 2008, 09:06:37 PM
My problem with it is it's freaking stupid.

I was trying to think of a way to salvage it.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 18, 2008, 09:07:19 PM
My problem with it is it's freaking stupid.

your just sad cuz da jesus won't plow your gay ass.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 10:05:22 PM
WAT
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 18, 2008, 10:06:28 PM
My problem with it is it's freaking stupid.

your just sad cuz da jesus won't plow your gay ass.

I don't think my girlfriend would approve of that.

I don't even know why you claim to call yourself bi.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 18, 2008, 10:09:58 PM
My problem with it is it's freaking stupid.

your just sad cuz da jesus won't plow your gay ass.

I don't think my girlfriend would approve of that.

I don't even know why you claim to call yourself bi.

This. 
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Post by: bakerbaker on November 19, 2008, 12:33:11 AM
http://www.urbanfonts.com/fonts/Cathzulu.htm
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 12:49:32 AM
I need...a bicycle. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 12:54:58 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 12:58:04 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.

I'm bouncing off the walls here.   :shock:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 19, 2008, 01:05:29 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

you know, bicycle was the b-side to a wonderful queen tune, fat bottom girls...
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 01:07:12 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.

I'm bouncing off the walls here.   :shock:

Why?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:07:48 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.

I'm bouncing off the walls here.   :shock:

Why?

No reason.   :P
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:09:18 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

you know, bicycle was the b-side to a wonderful queen tune, fat bottom girls...

I'm going to go ahead and ignore that, instead of hurting you right away. 
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Post by: Taors on November 19, 2008, 01:11:54 AM
If the shoe fits...
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 01:12:03 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.

I'm bouncing off the walls here.   :shock:

Why?

No reason.   :P

I should go buy a bike from John Hansen one day.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:13:09 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.

I'm bouncing off the walls here.   :shock:

Why?

No reason.   :P

I should go buy a bike from John Hansen one day.  :lol:

I'll kick your ass.   :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 19, 2008, 01:13:31 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

you know, bicycle was the b-side to a wonderful queen tune, fat bottom girls...

I'm going to go ahead and ignore that, instead of hurting you right away. 

hmm, guessing you forgot the next line in the song

...you make my rocking world go round
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 01:16:05 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.

I'm bouncing off the walls here.   :shock:

Why?

No reason.   :P

I should go buy a bike from John Hansen one day.  :lol:

I'll kick your ass.   :lol:

Hehehe.  :P
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:16:31 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.

I'm bouncing off the walls here.   :shock:

Why?

No reason.   :P

I should go buy a bike from John Hansen one day.  :lol:

I'll kick your ass.   :lol:

Hehehe.  :P

Soooooooooooooo not funny!   :P
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 19, 2008, 01:19:32 AM
Get a room.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 01:20:01 AM
I need...a bicycle. 

Sometimes Wal-Mart puts them on sale.

I'm bouncing off the walls here.   :shock:

Why?

No reason.   :P

I should go buy a bike from John Hansen one day.  :lol:

I'll kick your ass.   :lol:

Hehehe.  :P

Soooooooooooooo not funny!   :P

I'd leave a calling card. You've been Jizzed, Hansen.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:20:27 AM
Be careful, he might enjoy it. 
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Post by: hellbilly on November 19, 2008, 01:25:27 AM
What might I enjoy?

I have not the intent on perusing any previous page in order to discover the topic of which I am undoubtedly the primary focus.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 01:26:06 AM
Be careful, he might enjoy it. 

I'd talk to him about Libertarianism.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:27:23 AM
Be careful, he might enjoy it. 

I'd talk to him about Libertarianism.  :lol:

He'd probably just try to hump you. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 01:28:18 AM
Be careful, he might enjoy it. 

I'd talk to him about Libertarianism.  :lol:

He'd probably just try to hump you. 

Poor Hansen...
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:30:06 AM
Be careful, he might enjoy it. 

I'd talk to him about Libertarianism.  :lol:

He'd probably just try to hump you. 

Poor Hansen...

Uhm, HELLO?!  Poor you!   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 01:32:29 AM
Be careful, he might enjoy it. 

I'd talk to him about Libertarianism.  :lol:

He'd probably just try to hump you. 

Poor Hansen...

Uhm, HELLO?!  Poor you!   :lol:

He would have to endure my bear musk.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:33:06 AM
/me dies
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 01:35:35 AM
/me dies

It's that strong, huh?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:36:04 AM
/me dies

It's that strong, huh?

Yeah...that's it all right. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 01:40:10 AM
/me dies

It's that strong, huh?

Yeah...that's it all right. 

I'm sorry. *growls*
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:41:48 AM
/me dies

It's that strong, huh?

Yeah...that's it all right. 

I'm sorry. *growls*

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 01:50:05 AM
/me dies

It's that strong, huh?

Yeah...that's it all right. 

I'm sorry. *growls*

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Woe is me and my bearly musk.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2167/1705903078_01b724c1d8.jpg?v=0)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:50:57 AM
Aww, the bear looks so sad.   :cry:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 01:55:14 AM
Aww, the bear looks so sad.   :cry:

Either that or he's really tired from rubbing his junk against the tree.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 01:56:20 AM
Aww, the bear looks so sad.   :cry:

Either that or he's really tired from rubbing his junk against the tree.

*headdesk*

 :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: HOO-HAA on November 19, 2008, 02:20:24 PM
Dance, dance wherever you may be.

I am the lord of the dance, said he.

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Post by: Turd Ferguson on November 19, 2008, 04:01:45 PM
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

(http://www.biiwii.com/pit.jpg)
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Post by: Cowcidile on November 19, 2008, 04:45:29 PM
(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd276/bcg1969/Phantasm%204/sphereboobs1.gif)

(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd276/bcg1969/Phantasm%204/sphereboobs2.gif)

(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd276/bcg1969/Phantasm%204/sphereboobs3.gif)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 05:06:06 PM
 :shock:








 :x
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Post by: Taors on November 19, 2008, 05:53:29 PM
(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd276/bcg1969/Phantasm%204/sphereboobs1.gif)

(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd276/bcg1969/Phantasm%204/sphereboobs2.gif)

(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd276/bcg1969/Phantasm%204/sphereboobs3.gif)

The Tall Man has some fucked up fantasies.
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Post by: Cowcidile on November 19, 2008, 06:10:49 PM
And that is why you don't mount magnets to your ceiling.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 06:11:14 PM
That is...so wrong.   :shock:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 19, 2008, 06:13:59 PM
Orbs!  :shock:
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Post by: Cowcidile on November 19, 2008, 06:19:28 PM
I always called them buzzemballs.
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Post by: Taors on November 19, 2008, 06:19:45 PM
So when she wakes up...did she really not notice two huge balls of steel weighing down her chest, or the fact that her tits were gone?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 06:20:17 PM
That made my boobies hurt.   :shock:
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Post by: Cowcidile on November 19, 2008, 06:21:01 PM
Well the balls can hover so I imagine they can mask their weight.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 06:21:58 PM
As interesting as it would be to launch one or both of those at someone who'd made me angry, I think I'll stick to what I have.   :lol:
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Post by: Cowcidile on November 19, 2008, 06:24:06 PM
So when she wakes up...did she really not notice two huge balls of steel weighing down her chest, or the fact that her tits were gone?

That is from the third movie and I honestly can't remember if it was some sort of dream sequence or not. Most of the time if its Reggie with a woman she is either a puppet of the tall man or a dream sequence.
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Post by: Cowcidile on November 19, 2008, 06:24:47 PM
As interesting as it would be to launch one or both of those at someone who'd made me angry, I think I'll stick to what I have.   :lol:

I wouldn't mind at all if you launched the ones you have at me.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 06:25:39 PM
As interesting as it would be to launch one or both of those at someone who'd made me angry, I think I'll stick to what I have.   :lol:

I wouldn't mind at all if you launched the ones you have at me.

Sorry man, it's attached.   :lol:
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Post by: bakerbaker on November 19, 2008, 08:59:58 PM
I think I've posted this elsewhere, but whatever.

it's amusing.  George Washington:  He'll save children, but not the British children.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex2hj5rLN48

[youtube=425,350]Ex2hj5rLN48[/youtube]
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Post by: hellbilly on November 19, 2008, 10:03:43 PM
Anyone remember the movie "Rollerball" ?
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 19, 2008, 10:57:39 PM
Anyone remember the movie "Rollerball" ?

original piece of shit, or remake piece of shit?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 19, 2008, 10:58:03 PM
My feet are cold.   :shock:
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Post by: hellbilly on November 19, 2008, 11:04:34 PM
I didn't even know there was a remake..

I was about 7 when I saw it I guess- but I liked it just fine.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 19, 2008, 11:11:42 PM
I didn't even know there was a remake..

I was about 7 when I saw it I guess- but I liked it just fine.

1975 original (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073631/)

2002 remake starring motha fuckin' ll cool j!! (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0246894/)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 20, 2008, 02:00:21 AM
I want one of these.

(http://grandpianorental.com/images/C7.jpg)

/me sighs
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 20, 2008, 02:03:51 AM
That looks classy!  :)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 20, 2008, 02:04:35 AM
That looks classy!  :)

I've always wanted one.  I think it's been a couple of years since I've actually bothered to sit down and tried to play.   :(
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 20, 2008, 02:05:34 AM
hell with that, you need one of these

(http://glitchdesk.com/cb/010/sk-1-keytar.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 20, 2008, 02:07:02 AM
My, you ARE a godless heathen! 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 20, 2008, 02:07:39 AM
That looks classy!  :)

I've always wanted one.  I think it's been a couple of years since I've actually bothered to sit down and tried to play.   :(

I took piano lessons when I was little, but I can't even remember it anymore.  :(
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 20, 2008, 02:08:21 AM
hey, ben folds owns like 7 keytars.  he loves them and would like to see a resurgence.

saw ben live a few years back, he is phenomenal.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 20, 2008, 02:09:19 AM
That looks classy!  :)

I've always wanted one.  I think it's been a couple of years since I've actually bothered to sit down and tried to play.   :(

I took piano lessons when I was little, but I can't even remember it anymore.  :(

My parents wouldn't let me have lessons.  I stopped playing instruments when I hit high school mostly because I had to choose between voice and instrument, and I chose voice. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 20, 2008, 02:09:54 AM
That looks classy!  :)

I've always wanted one.  I think it's been a couple of years since I've actually bothered to sit down and tried to play.   :(

I took piano lessons when I was little, but I can't even remember it anymore.  :(

My parents wouldn't let me have lessons.  I stopped playing instruments when I hit high school mostly because I had to choose between voice and instrument, and I chose voice. 

sexy voice at that. w007 w007!
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Post by: Lindsey on November 20, 2008, 02:47:43 AM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 20, 2008, 02:48:34 AM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif)

That gif is hilarious!  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 20, 2008, 02:49:17 AM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif)

That gif is hilarious!  :lol:

I just acquired it from the classy folks over at TotalFark Discussion.   :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 20, 2008, 02:51:07 AM
(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o190/biffwebster1/CantFap.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 20, 2008, 02:51:24 AM
"shit momma, de scary white bitch izz comin ta gets my ass!!"
(http://i36.tinypic.com/jzbfps.gif)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 20, 2008, 02:51:59 AM
The submitter got ripped to shreds in the thread.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 20, 2008, 02:53:43 AM
(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o190/biffwebster1/CantFap.jpg)

 :lol:
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Post by: John Shaw on November 20, 2008, 02:54:09 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=lolwtf_ijv28up477fnxeah1ilr.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 20, 2008, 02:55:02 AM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 20, 2008, 02:56:37 AM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=horsegeg_5nnfm96t5g8fjnb1qe5b.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 20, 2008, 02:57:02 AM
I think I know that nigga. 
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Post by: Cowcidile on November 20, 2008, 06:34:07 AM
S

[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BkgMbU-we1o&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BkgMbU-we1o&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
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Post by: gibson042 on November 21, 2008, 12:12:49 PM
(http://jj.am/gallery/d/35381-2/walkenboots.jpg) (http://jj.am/gallery/v/Random/walkenboots.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Porcupine_in_MA on November 21, 2008, 12:16:53 PM
Heh. Cute.
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Post by: John Shaw on November 21, 2008, 12:24:59 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=7hq7lqtjl9kru7a20ovr.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: error on November 21, 2008, 05:04:53 PM
(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s238/bradly2795/lol_wut.jpg)
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Post by: RottingNation on November 21, 2008, 06:01:57 PM
(http://xs220.xs.to/xs220/07423/Lol_wut_pack.jpg)
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Post by: RottingNation on November 21, 2008, 06:05:13 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d5/LOL_WUT_IRL.jpg/400px-LOL_WUT_IRL.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 21, 2008, 06:18:36 PM
This thread is so beautiful. *tear of joy*
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 21, 2008, 07:01:56 PM
(http://images.epilogue.net/users/megaflow/yog-sothoth.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 21, 2008, 07:02:21 PM
(http://www.3x6.net/vhoorl/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/yog-sothoth2.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Taors on November 21, 2008, 07:03:26 PM
(http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/W/Wintre/1101410313_yogsothoth.jpg)

Anyone else a fan of Yog?
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Post by: RottingNation on November 21, 2008, 07:11:33 PM
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y138/TrixieGirl/Chocolate_Milk_by_ync.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 21, 2008, 07:14:38 PM
Anyone else a fan of Yog?

Yet another stroke of genius to come from Lovecraft.
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Post by: rabidfurby on November 21, 2008, 07:20:17 PM
[youtube=425,350]LQ-jv8g1YVI[/youtube]
.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 21, 2008, 08:19:39 PM
This thread is so beautiful. *tear of joy*

You do know you promised pictures at the end, right?   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 21, 2008, 08:20:24 PM
This thread is so beautiful. *tear of joy*

You do know you promised pictures at the end, right?   :lol:

Shhh.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=IMG_1569JPG_8h8okd1qt029vk4gxikk.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 21, 2008, 08:20:58 PM
This thread is so beautiful. *tear of joy*

You do know you promised pictures at the end, right?   :lol:

Yes, of a young me in Ukraine.
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Post by: rabidfurby on November 21, 2008, 08:21:18 PM
This thread is so beautiful. *tear of joy*

You do know you promised pictures at the end, right?   :lol:

Ahem.

The last page (page 250 or so) of this thread will be filled with pictures of me in Ukraine.  :lol:

I'll post a picture of me in a kilt before then

Yeah, and I'll get naked.   :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 21, 2008, 08:21:42 PM
Shaddup. 
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Post by: John Shaw on November 21, 2008, 08:22:44 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=IMG_1594JPG_fy6szp9kzbh1hent05s6.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 21, 2008, 09:04:13 PM
Shaddup. 

i do believe he has a point...
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Post by: Lindsey on November 21, 2008, 09:05:58 PM
Shaddup. 

i do believe he has a point...

I said I'd get naked.  I didn't say I'd show you people.   :P
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 21, 2008, 09:17:18 PM
Shaddup. 

i do believe he has a point...

I said I'd get naked.  I didn't say I'd show you people.   :P

i believe i saw somewhere that it would just take a pretty good profit. 

cost to you to take the pictures?  $0

cost to me to see the pictures?  profitable to you
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Post by: Lindsey on November 21, 2008, 09:19:27 PM
Shaddup. 

i do believe he has a point...

I said I'd get naked.  I didn't say I'd show you people.   :P

i believe i saw somewhere that it would just take a pretty good profit. 

cost to you to take the pictures?  $0

cost to me to see the pictures?  profitable to you

I said that?  I don't remember...so you'd have to show me.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 21, 2008, 09:22:12 PM
Shaddup. 

i do believe he has a point...

I said I'd get naked.  I didn't say I'd show you people.   :P

i believe i saw somewhere that it would just take a pretty good profit. 

cost to you to take the pictures?  $0

cost to me to see the pictures?  profitable to you

I said that?  I don't remember...so you'd have to show me.   :lol:

i have to get ready for work atm, but when i get there i will find it.  oh yes, i will.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 21, 2008, 09:51:36 PM
Shaddup. 

i do believe he has a point...

I said I'd get naked.  I didn't say I'd show you people.   :P

i believe i saw somewhere that it would just take a pretty good profit. 

cost to you to take the pictures?  $0

cost to me to see the pictures?  profitable to you

I said that?  I don't remember...so you'd have to show me.   :lol:

i have to get ready for work atm, but when i get there i will find it.  oh yes, i will.

This time, I really don't remember.   :shock:
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Post by: John Shaw on November 21, 2008, 11:07:26 PM
Jizzie sighting. He's keepin' it on the down low.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=colls_bear_006JPG_l30hwbdths9c15hs92la.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 21, 2008, 11:08:27 PM
ONOES! 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 21, 2008, 11:13:35 PM
You guys are spying on me!  :shock:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 21, 2008, 11:14:05 PM
You guys are spying on me!  :shock:

Nigga be quiet, that's MY backyard. 
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Post by: John Shaw on November 21, 2008, 11:15:46 PM
Looks like you're having a poo there.

Sorta like this poo.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1uhoej5xhzcospi5gser.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 21, 2008, 11:16:25 PM
Looks like you're having a poo there.

Sorta like this poo.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1uhoej5xhzcospi5gser.jpg)

OH MAH GAWD I'M IN LOVE.   :D
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 21, 2008, 11:21:16 PM
You guys are spying on me!  :shock:

Nigga be quiet, that's MY backyard. 

when did they grow mountains in florida?
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Post by: John Shaw on November 21, 2008, 11:21:36 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=sp_x9upc8mjeoomhmwa6nzi.gif)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 21, 2008, 11:21:45 PM
You guys are spying on me!  :shock:

Nigga be quiet, that's MY backyard. 

when did they grow mountains in florida?

Shut the fuck up.   :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 21, 2008, 11:23:32 PM
^ () ^
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 21, 2008, 11:36:11 PM
Looks like you're having a poo there.

Sorta like this poo.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1uhoej5xhzcospi5gser.jpg)

OH MAH GAWD I'M IN LOVE.   :D

That thing is really cute.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 21, 2008, 11:36:49 PM
who would do such evil things to their poor little puppy?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 21, 2008, 11:42:24 PM
Looks like you're having a poo there.

Sorta like this poo.

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=1uhoej5xhzcospi5gser.jpg)

OH MAH GAWD I'M IN LOVE.   :D

That thing is really cute.

I want one.

/me cries
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 21, 2008, 11:48:46 PM

I want one.

/me cries

what would you give for one ;)
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 21, 2008, 11:49:32 PM

I want one.

/me cries

what would you give for one ;)

Nothing you want.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 21, 2008, 11:50:33 PM

I want one.

/me cries

what would you give for one ;)

Nothing you want.

which equals.......................nothing?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 12:10:32 AM
 :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 22, 2008, 12:11:47 AM
wait, i think that came out a little wrong.

hmmmm.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 12:13:24 AM
Fuck, I'm confused.  That's for sure. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 22, 2008, 12:16:03 AM
Fuck, I'm confused.  That's for sure. 

no, wait, it works.  a double negative of sorts.  nothing of nothing is everything, right?
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Post by: HOO-HAA on November 22, 2008, 06:56:27 AM
Just watched an episode of BLOOD TIES.

Oh dear.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 22, 2008, 08:23:53 AM
i did not go to bed upon arrival at home from work :(

now i will never get to sleep

any ideas on what i can watch to kick start that?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 08:24:58 AM
i did not go to bed upon arrival at home from work :(

now i will never get to sleep

any ideas on what i can watch to kick start that?

The inside of a bottle of Unisom. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 22, 2008, 08:28:33 AM
i did not go to bed upon arrival at home from work :(

now i will never get to sleep

any ideas on what i can watch to kick start that?

The inside of a bottle of Unisom. 

i have to go pick up the kids at my mothers at 430.  bad idea.

although, shit like that doesn't really do shit for me.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: HOO-HAA on November 22, 2008, 09:37:50 AM
i did not go to bed upon arrival at home from work :(

now i will never get to sleep

any ideas on what i can watch to kick start that?

The inside of a bottle of Unisom. 

... or, an episode of BLOOD TIES.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 22, 2008, 09:41:09 AM
what is this blood ties of which you have spoken?
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Post by: Riddler on November 22, 2008, 10:11:12 AM
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck this
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 22, 2008, 10:13:42 AM
a treat for all to enjoy

http://is.gd/8yWh (http://is.gd/8yWh)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 12:19:14 PM
OMFG.  I'm at work and I just saw a little girl walk by wearing a skort and a side ponytail.  Finally...it's the second coming of the 80s!  Bwahahahahaha!
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 12:24:01 PM
OMFG.  I'm at work and I just saw a little girl walk by wearing a skort and a side ponytail.  Finally...it's the second coming of the 80s!  Bwahahahahaha!

You say that like it's a good thing.

The 70's were bad enough to relive.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 12:26:10 PM
It is an excellent thing!  I couldn't be more thrilled.  I have applied fuscia lipstick in honor of this momentous occasion.
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 12:36:06 PM
It is an excellent thing!  I couldn't be more thrilled.  I have applied fuscia lipstick in honor of this momentous occasion.

 :x

(http://reigninggifts.com/images/prodimages/OrnateMetalCross26KC333.jpg)

(http://whatscookingamerica.net/Vegetables/Garlic.jpg)

(http://projecthauntedhouse.net/woodenStake.JPG)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 12:41:43 PM
Hey, the name of the color is sex kitten.  :-P
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 12:43:20 PM
Hey, the name of the color is sex kitten.  :-P

Oops, then:

(http://www.marlerblog.com/Silver_Bullet_Grips.jpg)
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 22, 2008, 01:16:24 PM
I have applied fuscia lipstick in honor of this momentous occasion.

My mom denies she ever liked this color. But it's where I learned the name from.

Fuschia this, fuscia that, fuck.
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 01:18:53 PM
*Twitch*

(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t205/dranet/MIS/dranet-80sWave-Preview450.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 01:19:21 PM
Your mom sounds like quite the character.  :lol:

It's funny, because I looked up as I hit reply, and I saw a woman dressed like a more sfw 80s-style Madonna.  Maybe something is going on here.
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 01:20:25 PM
Maybe something is going on here.

Yes, there was SO MUCH GAY in the 1980's that is has leaked its gay over into other decades.

Fucking 1980's.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 01:30:17 PM
Don't knock it.  I was born then.  That alone makes it all worth while.  :-P
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 01:34:20 PM
Don't knock it.  I was born then.  That alone makes it all worth while.  :-P

Yeah, but you are not an actual child of the 1980's. I am. For me, the 1980's were age six to age sixteen.

Believe me, they sucked the pipe. Big, gay assed hair and shoulder pads as far as the eye could see.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 01:38:29 PM
I know.  My mother is stuck there.
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 01:41:55 PM
I know.  My mother is stuck there.

Then why?... Never mind.

The 80's sucked, just like the 60's and 70's.

Nostalgia is yucky.

The only things good about the 80's were video games, computers, and chicks who put out even though they're not fucked up on something.

Oh, and Dungeons and Dragons, even though it was technically a product of the 1970's.
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 01:42:26 PM
Two words: Power. Rangers.

First season was 1993.
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 01:45:40 PM
I know. 80>90.

The 80's subjected me to Smurfs, Gem, who was truly outrageous, Snorks, Fucking Fraggles, Goddamned Muppet babies, Heathcliff, Reading Rainbow, Mullets, Dallas...

No. You are beaten with overwhelming evidence.
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 22, 2008, 01:46:58 PM
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9316/ramenxs0.jpg)
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 01:47:47 PM
Maddox agrees with me.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=hate80
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 01:56:34 PM
Power. Mother. Fucking. Rangers.

GI Joe, Blackstar, He Man, Rambo the animated series, SMURFS, Dungeons and Dragons the animated series, Thundercats, Silverhawks, Voltron, (What the Power rangers were ripping off) Adventures of Teddy Ruxpin, ALF, Silver Spoons, SCRAPPY FUCKING DOO.

I win, and I barley even started. Scrappy Doo alone trumps Power Rangers.


Rush Limbah.

80's. Sorry. I was listening to him in 1988.

Horrible Rap Music.

Um, the rap music in the 1980's was horrible too, and first.
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 22, 2008, 02:01:14 PM
Some things in the 80s were okay. Principally the advancement of computing technology. Other than that, it was a boring decade (and I was born in it). >_>
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 02:02:45 PM
I WAS THERE, MAN.

The 1980's was balls.

Oh, and day glow colors numbed my retinas.



I will grant you one thing. Horror movies. 80's horror didn't pussy around like new horror. The hunk of wood going through that broad's eye socket in Zombie comes to mind.

[youtube=425,350]YvbWKf9YLZ8[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvbWKf9YLZ8

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Post by: Riddler on November 22, 2008, 02:27:07 PM
work boots(timberlane)
unlaced
white carpenter pants tucked in
feathered hair over ears.
nigga was there.
boston
steve miller
aerosmith
j. geils (fucking rocks 30 yrs later)
(3 of the 4 are still cool.  ...guess?)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 05:27:12 PM
That hurts my eyes. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 05:29:42 PM
*throws a bunch of tea overboard for no apparent reason*
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 05:34:51 PM
*throws a bunch of tea overboard for no apparent reason*

The horror!

And yet no one responded to the stick in the eye video.  :shock:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 05:35:33 PM
I like tea. 

Which reminds me.  I'm thirsty. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 05:43:04 PM
*throws a bunch of tea overboard for no apparent reason*

The horror!

The fish need tea as well. How else are they going to have under the water tea parties? Unfortunately, crumpets won't stay together in salt water.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 05:45:40 PM
*throws a bunch of tea overboard for no apparent reason*

The horror!

The fish need tea as well. How else are they going to have under the water tea parties? Unfortunately, crumpets won't stay together in salt water.

Fish drink beer. 
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 05:47:25 PM
I bet my mother's meatloaf would stay in one piece. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 05:48:44 PM
Fish drink beer. 

Indeed they do. They siphon it down from the Miller factory up in Milwaukee, WI and then into Lake Michigan.

At least we still have the scones.

I could live off of scones. Those things are amazing.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 05:50:25 PM
I don't think I've ever had a scone.   :shock:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 05:51:19 PM
I don't think I've ever had a scone.   :shock:

 :shock:

I feel so deprived, all of a sudden. 
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 22, 2008, 05:52:38 PM
I don't think I've ever had a scone.   :shock:

 :shock:

I feel so deprived, all of a sudden. 

How many times have you been to Starbucks? Have you ever glanced out the baked goods case?
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 05:52:58 PM
I don't think I've ever had a scone.   :shock:

 :shock:

I feel so deprived, all of a sudden. 

MINI GOLF'd.

They're a cross between a biscuit (American version) and a cookie.

Kingdom people will find that sentence rather strange.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 05:53:18 PM
I don't think I've ever had a scone.   :shock:

 :shock:

I feel so deprived, all of a sudden. 

How many times have you been to Starbucks? Have you ever glanced out the baked goods case?

Yeah, I looked at it.  I know they have them, I just usually don't get any food items when I go there. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 05:55:32 PM
My friend's mother is English and she makes some of the best ones ever. Those things are delicious.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 05:56:33 PM
I don't think I've ever had a scone.   :shock:

 :shock:

I feel so deprived, all of a sudden. 

How many times have you been to Starbucks? Have you ever glanced out the baked goods case?

No. They are but false idols, pretenders to the throne of sconey goodness!

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 22, 2008, 05:58:29 PM
I don't think I've ever had a scone.   :shock:

 :shock:

I feel so deprived, all of a sudden. 

How many times have you been to Starbucks? Have you ever glanced out the baked goods case?

No. They are but false idols, pretenders to the throne of sconey goodness!


It's fuckin sweetened hard tack, sometimes with bits of fruit in it. You really can't fuck it up. Or make it taste that great for that matter.
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 22, 2008, 05:59:51 PM
I don't think I've ever had a scone.   :shock:

 :shock:

I feel so deprived, all of a sudden. 

How many times have you been to Starbucks? Have you ever glanced out the baked goods case?

No. They are but false idols, pretenders to the throne of sconey goodness!


It's fuckin sweetened hard tack, sometimes with bits of fruit in it. You really can't fuck it up. Or make it taste that great for that matter.

It's really not.

Suck my dick.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:01:49 PM
What's the red goo?? 
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:03:18 PM
What's the red goo?? 

Jam.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jam

I meant what kind. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 22, 2008, 06:04:36 PM
niggerstoothless english people, fags and nose-picking french people eat scones
we eat cresent rolls...without the 'c'
made by white people at pillsbury
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:06:08 PM
You can't be sure the Pillsbury crescent rolls are being made by white people.   :shock:
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Post by: Riddler on November 22, 2008, 06:07:07 PM
i own the nigger-loving company....i'm pretty sure
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:07:37 PM
i own the nigger-loving company....i'm pretty sure

But...

Nevermind. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 06:09:27 PM
Fucking French.

They're long overdue for some fucking Welsh longbowman to visit.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 22, 2008, 06:09:50 PM
niggerstoothless english people, fags and nose-picking french people eat scones
we eat cresent rolls...without the 'c'
made by white people at pillsbury

The French wouldn't touch a scone to have their life, because they faggotry little bastards. And cresent rolls are French...

only with a "c", my little negress...
white americans fucking OWN CRESENT rolls....intentionally misspelled, to thumb nose at the french cunts
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 06:11:45 PM
I wouldn't be worried about the term "crescent roll".

Now, if you were actually calling them croissants, then you might have teh gay.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 22, 2008, 06:12:32 PM
niggerstoothless english people, fags and nose-picking french people eat scones
we eat cresent rolls...without the 'c'
made by white people at pillsbury

The French wouldn't touch a scone to have their life, because they faggotry little bastards. And cresent rolls are French...

only with a "c", my little negress...
white americans fucking OWN CRESENT rolls....intentionally misspelled, to thumb nose at the french cunts

Ohhhhhhhhhhh.

Fag.

don't make me, make YOU , suck mah dick.
nigger
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Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 06:13:45 PM
French twats.

Redundant.

It would be more of a clarification to refer to French non-twats.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:16:41 PM
French twats.

Redundant.

It would be more of a clarification to refer to French non-twats.

Na, it's just like French squared.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Riddler on November 22, 2008, 06:17:28 PM
niggerstoothless english people, fags and nose-picking french people eat scones
we eat cresent rolls...without the 'c'
made by white people at pillsbury

The French wouldn't touch a scone to have their life, because they faggotry little bastards. And cresent rolls are French...

only with a "c", my little negress...
white americans fucking OWN CRESENT rolls....intentionally misspelled, to thumb nose at the french cunts

Ohhhhhhhhhhh.

Fag.

don't make me, make YOU , suck mah dick.
nigger

You'll have to scrap the cheese off it first man...


can i buy a vowel?
niagra.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:18:07 PM
What the fuck is going on here?   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 06:18:40 PM
Na, it's just like French squared.

OIC.

I guess I'm not allowed to like French people. My Grandmother still talks shit about them.

"People of low bearing and poor hygiene, who rut with other men like dogs." Is the way I've heard her put it.

Nothing like an upper class Welsh woman to chuck a good insult.
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Post by: Riddler on November 22, 2008, 06:19:01 PM
chaos.


bitch

not you, Monsieur shaw..
that pesky floridian broad
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:19:19 PM
I've got your bitch right here, negroe. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 22, 2008, 06:21:12 PM
whip it out
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 06:22:33 PM
Hmmm.. I should try making some scones next week.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:22:55 PM
Hmmm.. I should try making some scones next week.

I'm booking my flight now.   :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:25:08 PM
(http://www.boners.com/content/806480.1.jpg)

Rut-roh.   :(
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:26:30 PM
I like how it's on boners.com   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 06:28:10 PM
Hmmm.. I should try making some scones next week.

I'm booking my flight now.   :lol:

Wait until I learn how to make them, first.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:29:56 PM
Hmmm.. I should try making some scones next week.

I'm booking my flight now.   :lol:

Wait until I learn how to make them, first.  :lol:

Fine, I'll just stay here then.   :P
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 06:34:34 PM
Hmmm.. I should try making some scones next week.

I'm booking my flight now.   :lol:

Wait until I learn how to make them, first.  :lol:

Fine, I'll just stay here then.   :P

Fine, I'll deliver them personally when they are perfected.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:35:32 PM
Hmmm.. I should try making some scones next week.

I'm booking my flight now.   :lol:

Wait until I learn how to make them, first.  :lol:

Fine, I'll just stay here then.   :P

Fine, I'll deliver them personally when they are perfected.  :lol:

Don't forget to bring the potato pancakes. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 06:37:57 PM
Hmmm.. I should try making some scones next week.

I'm booking my flight now.   :lol:

Wait until I learn how to make them, first.  :lol:

Fine, I'll just stay here then.   :P

Fine, I'll deliver them personally when they are perfected.  :lol:

Don't forget to bring the potato pancakes. 

Oh of course!
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:38:34 PM
Hmmm.. I should try making some scones next week.

I'm booking my flight now.   :lol:

Wait until I learn how to make them, first.  :lol:

Fine, I'll just stay here then.   :P

Fine, I'll deliver them personally when they are perfected.  :lol:

Don't forget to bring the potato pancakes. 

Oh of course!

 :D
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:43:17 PM
WAT
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:44:32 PM
That was my question.

What are you confused about? 
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:45:57 PM
...
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 06:46:21 PM
:|

You can has some potato pancakes too.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:47:11 PM
I don't share carbs well.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:49:04 PM
Englishmen are cranky. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 06:50:48 PM
:|

You can has some potato pancakes too.  :lol:

Give me the scones or die.

That's not very gentleman like!
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:51:23 PM
:|

You can has some potato pancakes too.  :lol:

Give me the scones or die.

That's not very gentleman like!

Hellllllllllllooooooooooooooo.  Maul him.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 22, 2008, 06:54:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmJO3ppLBsk
[youtube=425,350]lmJO3ppLBsk[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: RottingNation on November 22, 2008, 06:57:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmJO3ppLBsk
[youtube=425,350]lmJO3ppLBsk[/youtube]


I've never been a Star Trek fan, but that looks bad ass.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 06:59:51 PM
(http://www.boners.com/content/807727.1.jpg)

One of my personal favorites.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 07:01:06 PM
That pic is awesome.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 07:04:42 PM
I was driving home from work one afternoon, and I took US41 instead of the interstate, like I normally do, and I pulled up to this red light...

In the lane next to me, is a car that has "I <3 2GIRLS1CUP" and all sorts of other junk on it.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: bakerbaker on November 22, 2008, 07:14:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j3w1QfV35I

probly shouldn't have told the guy to "have a better day"

[youtube=425,350]4j3w1QfV35I[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 07:15:17 PM
Isn't that the video that somebody posted yesterday in another thread? 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: John Shaw on November 22, 2008, 07:15:38 PM
Isn't that the video that somebody posted yesterday in another thread? 

 :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 07:25:31 PM
So...I wonder how one decides to become one of THESE:

(http://www.boners.com/content/805599.1.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 08:01:51 PM
WAT
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 08:03:10 PM
(http://www.boners.com/content/804552.1.jpg)

I would. 
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 08:04:57 PM
...Do that at my wedding. 
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 08:09:53 PM
...Do that at my wedding. 

"Our wedding." ;)

WAT 
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Post by: tanstaafl1981 on November 22, 2008, 08:30:34 PM
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v645/16/9/760559941/n760559941_1608060_9413.jpg)
a pic i took today.  near lake shore/fullerton looking south.

(http://flabbergastedly.com/wp-content/uploads/sorthvid%20gif/1396.gif)
just funny

(http://www.dreamagic.com/roger/littleShopOfHorrors.gif)
the coolest plant ever

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: error on November 22, 2008, 08:32:20 PM
(http://www.dreamagic.com/roger/littleShopOfHorrors.gif)
the coolest plant ever

Is this the fabled vagina dentata?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 08:42:08 PM
(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v645/16/9/760559941/n760559941_1608060_9413.jpg)
a pic i took today.  near lake shore/fullerton looking south.

That looks pretty close to Loyola.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 09:00:16 PM
Tall buildings.  I has none.   :(
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Post by: tanstaafl1981 on November 22, 2008, 09:07:28 PM
the plant, that is an "audrey II" from Little Shop of Horrors.

Loyola is 6.4mi to the north.  that could be close or far, depending on your perspective.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 09:20:03 PM
the plant, that is an "audrey II" from Little Shop of Horrors.

Loyola is 6.4mi to the north.  that could be close or far, depending on your perspective.

Whoops I didn't notice that you said Fullerton.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 09:23:24 PM
/me dies
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 09:28:44 PM
Tall buildings.  I has none.   :(

/me dies

 :P
(http://allvintagestore.com/Children%20Pics/Sleeping%20Beauty%20SC.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 09:29:26 PM
I had that book as a kid. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 09:31:45 PM
I had that book as a kid. 

I didn't  :(
I was brainwashed by socialist children's books.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 09:32:49 PM
I had that book as a kid. 

I didn't  :(
I was brainwashed by socialist children's books.

Cool.   :lol: 

Do you still have any of them?  Because that would be even better. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 09:36:38 PM
I had that book as a kid. 

I didn't  :(
I was brainwashed by socialist children's books.

Cool.   :lol: 

Do you still have any of them?  Because that would be even better. 

Yeah, I still have two of them.  :)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 09:41:06 PM
I had that book as a kid. 

I didn't  :(
I was brainwashed by socialist children's books.

Cool.   :lol: 

Do you still have any of them?  Because that would be even better. 

Yeah, I still have two of them.  :)

Sweet. 
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 10:02:28 PM
We gotted some new glasses at zhe hut the other day.  Special edition Oakleys.

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=38#view=pdp&sku=428012

Except in this picture it says polarized, which is a lie.  Especially for that price.  Someone should tell them that. 
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Post by: tanstaafl1981 on November 22, 2008, 10:04:49 PM
did someone say sleeping beauty?
(http://www.zzwi.net/upimg/userup/0708/31053Z92312.jpg)
http://zzwi.net/html/Sex-Positions/20070831/157.html
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 10:05:27 PM
Shh...you'll give him ideas.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 10:06:20 PM
We gotted some new glasses at zhe hut the other day.  Special edition Oakleys.

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=38#view=pdp&sku=428012

Except in this picture it says polarized, which is a lie.  Especially for that price.  Someone should tell them that. 

The Gas-can ones? They look like the older ones.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 10:08:00 PM
We gotted some new glasses at zhe hut the other day.  Special edition Oakleys.

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=38#view=pdp&sku=428012

Except in this picture it says polarized, which is a lie.  Especially for that price.  Someone should tell them that. 

The Gas-can ones? They look like the older ones.

Yup.  They look exactly the same as the rest of the Gascans, it's just that the icon (the O on the side) has a camouflage print.  There's a special edition Hijinx like that too, but it's ugly. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 10:09:52 PM
Shh...you'll give him ideas.   :lol:

My thoughts are as pure as church.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 10:11:22 PM
Shh...you'll give him ideas.   :lol:

My thoughts are as pure as church.

(http://imghost.eatshirt.com/llbsb4ever/myarse.jpg)

 :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 10:12:52 PM
Shh...you'll give him ideas.   :lol:

My thoughts are as pure as church.

(http://imghost.eatshirt.com/llbsb4ever/myarse.jpg)

 :lol:

I see what you did thar!  :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 10:13:31 PM
Shh...you'll give him ideas.   :lol:

My thoughts are as pure as church.

(http://imghost.eatshirt.com/llbsb4ever/myarse.jpg)

 :lol:

I see what you did thar!  :P

You're pretty. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 10:15:31 PM
You're pretty. 

Most bears are. Isn't nature great?  :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 10:16:16 PM
You're pretty. 

Most bears are. Isn't nature great?  :P

Yes. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 10:21:28 PM
(http://www.sheeptoshawl.com/news/data/upimages/cute_polar_bear.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 10:22:37 PM
(http://www.stuffintheair.com/images/CuteBears.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 10:23:36 PM
(http://www.popular-pics.com/ppimages/polar-bears-cubs-knut-1.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 10:24:24 PM
Awwwwwwwwwwww!  How adorable!   :D
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 22, 2008, 10:26:25 PM
Awwwwwwwwwwww!  How adorable!   :D

The last one is Knut. He was raised in a German zoo.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 10:27:08 PM
I want to snuggle with the cute little bears! 
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Post by: hellbilly on November 22, 2008, 10:27:12 PM
Awwwwwwwwwwww!  How adorable!   :D

So this conversation about me continues I see..
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Post by: Lindsey on November 22, 2008, 10:36:28 PM
No.

I wanna kiss the cute little bear on its cute little nose! 
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Post by: error on November 23, 2008, 12:10:56 AM
(http://www.popular-pics.com/ppimages/polar-bears-cubs-knut-1.jpg)

This should be your avatar.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 12:11:36 AM
Error's got a crush on Jizzy.   :P
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 23, 2008, 12:13:18 AM
This should be your avatar.

Dude, that bear is too cute to be me.

Error's got a crush on Jizzy.   :P

I feel loved.  :)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 12:14:14 AM
The bear really is adorable.  I wish I could keep him as my pet. 
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Post by: error on November 23, 2008, 12:15:48 AM
Error's got a crush on Jizzy.   :P

I've got a crush on Lindsey. I think I may have to seek professional help. :P
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Post by: error on November 23, 2008, 12:16:22 AM
This should be your avatar.

Dude, that bear is too cute to be me.

I disagree.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 23, 2008, 12:16:52 AM
 8)
(http://tkfextern.rolotec.ch/en/zoo-berlin_knut_1280x1024.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 12:17:09 AM
Error's got a crush on Jizzy.   :P

I've got a crush on Lindsey. I think I may have to seek professional help. :P

Usually people with that problem do need to seek serious medical help. 
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 12:17:44 AM
8)
(http://tkfextern.rolotec.ch/en/zoo-berlin_knut_1280x1024.jpg)

/me melts 

 :D
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Post by: error on November 23, 2008, 12:18:38 AM
/me contemplates using the Admin Power
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 12:20:13 AM
WAT
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Post by: error on November 23, 2008, 12:22:08 AM
(http://www.animalsintheworld.com/animal_articles/bears/images/american_black_bear.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 23, 2008, 12:23:09 AM
I found another cute animal:

(http://www.mycuteanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/1a.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 12:23:23 AM
That's a skinny bear. 
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 12:23:43 AM
I found another cute animal:

(http://www.mycuteanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/1a.jpg)

I demand to have this. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 23, 2008, 12:26:33 AM
I just want to pet it through the screen.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 12:30:23 AM
I just want to pet it through the screen.  :lol:

I want to kiss it through the screen!  It's so precious! 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 23, 2008, 12:46:50 AM
I just want to pet it through the screen.  :lol:

I want to kiss it through the screen!  It's so precious! 

I agree, it's really cute.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 12:48:44 AM
Must...have...tiny aminal. 

/me cries
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 23, 2008, 12:53:23 AM
Must...have...tiny aminal. 

I know.  :)

Wolf pup.
(http://fc22.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/192/5/2/Wolf_Cub_by_FantasticFennec.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 12:54:18 AM
Aww, look at the baby!   :D
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 23, 2008, 12:59:43 AM
Aww, look at the baby!   :D

It's adorable.  :)
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 23, 2008, 01:36:17 AM
Must...have...tiny aminal. 

I know.  :)

Wolf pup.
(http://fc22.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/192/5/2/Wolf_Cub_by_FantasticFennec.jpg)

HAI wuffie. :3

One of my old friends at my last job had a wolf mix breed. They're oddly very easily 'humanized.' o_O
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 01:37:38 AM
Aww, look at the baby!   :D

It's adorable.  :)

Muffin's going to that white trash family ASAP.  He tried to bite my hand earlier.  He grazed it and it really hurt.  Sometimes he bites when we're playing, but this one was mean.  Little fucker.   :x
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 23, 2008, 01:39:18 AM
Aww, look at the baby!   :D

It's adorable.  :)

Muffin's going to that white trash family ASAP.  He tried to bite my hand earlier.  He grazed it and it really hurt.  Sometimes he bites when we're playing, but this one was mean.  Little fucker.   :x

Get a wolf mix puppy and raise it well. It's sheer size would scare most folks away, but it'll be a big baby when you're around.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 01:40:35 AM
Aww, look at the baby!   :D

It's adorable.  :)

Muffin's going to that white trash family ASAP.  He tried to bite my hand earlier.  He grazed it and it really hurt.  Sometimes he bites when we're playing, but this one was mean.  Little fucker.   :x

Get a wolf mix puppy and raise it well. It's sheer size would scare most folks away, but it'll be a big baby when you're around.

I'm never the doggies' favorite.   :cry:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 23, 2008, 01:40:47 AM
Aww, look at the baby!   :D

It's adorable.  :)

Muffin's going to that white trash family ASAP.  He tried to bite my hand earlier.  He grazed it and it really hurt.  Sometimes he bites when we're playing, but this one was mean.  Little fucker.   :x

Yeah, they look cute, but when they bite, oh sh...
When I was really little, some big ass dog started barking at me and my told the woman that if she didn't move the dog, she'll kick it across the street.
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 23, 2008, 01:41:55 AM
Aww, look at the baby!   :D

It's adorable.  :)

Muffin's going to that white trash family ASAP.  He tried to bite my hand earlier.  He grazed it and it really hurt.  Sometimes he bites when we're playing, but this one was mean.  Little fucker.   :x

Get a wolf mix puppy and raise it well. It's sheer size would scare most folks away, but it'll be a big baby when you're around.

I'm never the doggies' favorite.   :cry:

Trust me, wolf mix dogs are very friendly. Just big. So the food bill would be the biggest of your worries. >_>
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 01:42:14 AM
Aww, look at the baby!   :D

It's adorable.  :)

Muffin's going to that white trash family ASAP.  He tried to bite my hand earlier.  He grazed it and it really hurt.  Sometimes he bites when we're playing, but this one was mean.  Little fucker.   :x

Yeah, they look cute, but when they bite, oh sh...
When I was really little, some big ass dog started barking at me and my told the woman that if she didn't move the dog, she'll kick it across the street.

Well, Whorehay's lovely dog has bitten me three or four times pretty badly.  Luckily all she ever got, somehow, was my right hand.  The scars are barely noticeable anymore, but she also bit some guy who was working on our house when it was first built, and he sued.   :shock:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 01:42:39 AM
Aww, look at the baby!   :D

It's adorable.  :)

Muffin's going to that white trash family ASAP.  He tried to bite my hand earlier.  He grazed it and it really hurt.  Sometimes he bites when we're playing, but this one was mean.  Little fucker.   :x

Get a wolf mix puppy and raise it well. It's sheer size would scare most folks away, but it'll be a big baby when you're around.

I'm never the doggies' favorite.   :cry:

Trust me, wolf mix dogs are very friendly. Just big. So the food bill would be the biggest of your worries. >_>

I'd just feed it screaming children from the mall.   :P
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 23, 2008, 01:43:49 AM
It'll probably lick the kids to death instead.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 23, 2008, 01:45:23 AM
Haha!
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 01:47:19 AM
THE PLANS!  THEY ALWAYS BACKFIRE ON ME! 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 23, 2008, 02:09:08 AM
O-oh... :shock:
(http://i.pbase.com/g6/69/478969/2/78217709.yntvLDhv.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 02:18:06 AM
(http://fapquest.com/Motivation/division%20by%20zero%20oh%20shi.jpg)
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 23, 2008, 02:27:51 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg
[youtube=425,350]qItugh-fFgg[/youtube]
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 03:05:04 AM
somebody set us up the bomb

(http://allyourbase.planettribes.gamespy.com/b/exams.jpg)
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 06:22:23 AM
but then we lose goatse?!?!?!?!
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 06:26:37 AM
me thinks he hast lost his mind.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 07:19:19 AM
sanity is a lie.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 01:46:12 PM
but then we lose goatse?!?!?!?!

I see no downside to this. 
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 23, 2008, 03:58:46 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2YDq6FkVE
[youtube=425,350]5j2YDq6FkVE[/youtube]
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Post by: reTodd on November 23, 2008, 04:01:56 PM
(http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00016/00016450.jpg)
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 23, 2008, 05:12:17 PM
I used to get all the bitches:

(http://petmeats.com/jay3.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 05:13:29 PM
I wish I could find this picture I have of myself as a kid.  I even let the high school yearbook have it.  Me, and my flowery dress, my Barbie roller skates, and some kinda stuffed animal.  I was cute.   :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 09:24:47 PM
(http://www.funpic.hu/files/pics/00016/00016450.jpg)

i think someone is going to fit in nicely.

I wish I could find this picture I have of myself as a kid.  I even let the high school yearbook have it.  Me, and my flowery dress, my Barbie roller skates, and some kinda stuffed animal.  I was cute.   :lol:

was?   :mrgreen:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 09:27:04 PM
Yes.  I was Goddammed adorable.  I'm too old to be adorable now.  I think you move on to something else after age 6. 
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Post by: reTodd on November 23, 2008, 09:28:34 PM
Yes.  I was Goddammed adorable.  I'm too old to be adorable now.  I think you move on to something else after age 6. 
You do know that I *furiously* love older women, right?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 09:30:23 PM
Yes.  I was Goddammed adorable.  I'm too old to be adorable now.  I think you move on to something else after age 6. 
You do know that I *furiously* love older women, right?

I'm 21.  I'm not old.  Just too old for adorable.   :lol:
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Post by: reTodd on November 23, 2008, 09:32:58 PM
Yes.  I was Goddammed adorable.  I'm too old to be adorable now.  I think you move on to something else after age 6. 
You do know that I *furiously* love older women, right?

I'm 21.  I'm not old.  Just too old for adorable.   :lol:
OMG, HAHAHA you fuckin youngster!

What's all this old talk then?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 09:34:48 PM
Yes.  I was Goddammed adorable.  I'm too old to be adorable now.  I think you move on to something else after age 6. 
You do know that I *furiously* love older women, right?

I'm 21.  I'm not old.  Just too old for adorable.   :lol:
OMG, HAHAHA you fuckin youngster!

What's all this old talk then?

My bones still creak.   :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 09:35:06 PM
Yes.  I was Goddammed adorable.  I'm too old to be adorable now.  I think you move on to something else after age 6. 

i disagree.  i will find some photo evidence shortly.
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Post by: reTodd on November 23, 2008, 09:35:50 PM
My bones still creak.   :lol:
baaahh!
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 09:36:36 PM
My bones still creak.   :lol:
baaahh!

My thoughts exactly.  My MOTHER heard it the other day and is now making fun of me endlessly for it.   :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 09:37:28 PM
My bones still creak.   :lol:
at a mere 30, you should see how fucked up my knees are.  i am going to need replacement surgery by the time i am 40.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 09:38:02 PM
My bones still creak.   :lol:
at a mere 30, you should see how fucked up my knees are.  i am going to need replacement surgery by the time i am 40.

Do you spend a lot of time on your knees?

/me ducks
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Post by: reTodd on November 23, 2008, 09:38:56 PM
My bones still creak.   :lol:
baaahh!

My thoughts exactly.  My MOTHER heard it the other day and is now making fun of me endlessly for it.   :lol:
Add me to the list.

*writes jokes and tries them out on wife*
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 09:51:41 PM
My bones still creak.   :lol:
at a mere 30, you should see how fucked up my knees are.  i am going to need replacement surgery by the time i am 40.

Do you spend a lot of time on your knees?

/me ducks

actually, luvvy, i did severe damage to my left one when i was a child.  i was riding my bike and a fucker deliberately opened his door as i was going by.  i hit it with my knee, flew off my bike and flipped over the car door and landed on my back.  i might have cracked the knee cap but didn't go see doctor.

then, my senior year in HS i was skiing and i fell.  i wrenched my left knee a second time, this time because, well, hip to knee was straight, knee on down to my foot was twisted 90 degrees to the left.  did some good tendon damaged there as well.  still did not go see a doctor about it.

also, driving a stick without a bending left leg is not easy.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 09:53:25 PM
Ouchie. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 09:55:58 PM
i will post a pic of my bended left knee later for all to enjoy.  it is quite a site.
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Post by: reTodd on November 23, 2008, 09:57:37 PM
Not to change the subject but.

(http://www.penissizedebate.com/images/doc/big_pussy_lips.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 09:58:09 PM
WAT
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 10:01:09 PM
someone hold me, i'm scared

*godless heathen cries in terror

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Post by: reTodd on November 23, 2008, 10:04:55 PM
Drive thru guy: Can I take your order please?

Me: Yeah gimme and extra large set of pussy lips.

Drive thru guy: uhhh, excuse me?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 10:06:50 PM
Wazzat Taco Bell? 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 10:10:15 PM
Wazzat Taco Bell? 

i went through the taco bell drive thru one day and had a guy on a vrod in front of me.

where in the hell was he supposed to put the food?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 23, 2008, 10:10:38 PM
Wazzat Taco Bell? 

i went through the taco bell drive thru one day and had a guy on a vrod in front of me.

where in the hell was he supposed to put the food?

In his pants? 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 23, 2008, 10:13:51 PM
yes, in his pants.  thank you.

ass
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 24, 2008, 05:13:14 AM
i will post a pic of my bended left knee later for all to enjoy.  it is quite a site.

ok, left knee:

(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_smp2tJWS0iM/SSp89a_nbXI/AAAAAAAAAI0/7522_B0CcII/s640/img120.jpg)

as you can see, my knee cap does not really move as it should when i bend my leg.  it becomes quite pointy, which is wrong wrong WRONG!!

some days, it really starts to bother me quite a bit.  makes it hard to go up and down stairs and the like.
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Post by: sillyperson on November 24, 2008, 08:12:43 AM
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_4YjwO_dht7U/RxPWeCFaCKI/AAAAAAAAA2E/FKW-K8sMTPg/s512/OZERO%20KRASAVITSA.JPG) (http://lh6.ggpht.com/_4YjwO_dht7U/RxPWeCFaCKI/AAAAAAAAA2E/FKW-K8sMTPg/s512/OZERO%20KRASAVITSA.JPG)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 24, 2008, 08:02:20 PM
Quantum of Solace

I want to see this movie.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2079/2396735923_518bc9928e_o.jpg)
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 24, 2008, 08:07:04 PM
I have heard mixed reviews, but still want to see.  wife hates jimmy, though, and I hate going to movies by myself.

hmmm
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Post by: Taors on November 24, 2008, 08:07:53 PM
My cousin, who considers Casino Royale his favorite movie, said he didn't really like QOS. Since he's such a big fan I'm gonna go with his word and skip out on dis one.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 24, 2008, 08:09:39 PM
I have heard mixed reviews, but still want to see.  wife hates jimmy, though, and I hate going to movies by myself.

hmmm

Yeah, I did too. I saw a lot of movies by myself, I kind of got used to it.
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Post by: RottingNation on November 24, 2008, 08:27:41 PM

(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_smp2tJWS0iM/SSp89a_nbXI/AAAAAAAAAI0/7522_B0CcII/s640/img120.jpg)


At first glance, I thought that was a picture of an extremely hairy breast taken from above.  That was before I read the post.
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Post by: Riddler on November 24, 2008, 08:29:32 PM
or a conehead
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 24, 2008, 10:23:08 PM
what can I say?  my left knee cap is fucked up.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 10:24:11 PM
I've never seen a James Bond movie.   :shock:
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Post by: John Shaw on November 24, 2008, 10:25:09 PM
I've never seen a James Bond movie.   :shock:

MINI GOLF'D

It's alright. They're mostly dumb.
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Post by: JWI on November 24, 2008, 10:25:31 PM
I've never seen a James Bond movie.   :shock:

Ah now I understand the Mariah sCarey love. :P
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 10:25:50 PM
I've never seen a James Bond movie.   :shock:

MINI GOLF'D

It's alright. They're mostly dumb.


It's not my fault.   :(










Okay, yes it is. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 24, 2008, 10:27:00 PM
They're cheesy, but entertaining.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 10:29:06 PM
They're cheesy, but entertaining.

I figured as much.  With this much hype about who's gonna be the next Bond girl every time, they've got to be pretty lacking in substance.   :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 24, 2008, 10:49:20 PM
mostly?  yes.  but they are some good ones.  and casino royale was pretty durned good
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 10:51:53 PM
mostly?  yes.  but they are some good ones.  and casino royale was pretty durned good

I can't criticize.  Everyone I meet is required to watch Drop Dead Fred before we can be friends.   :lol:
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Post by: RottingNation on November 24, 2008, 10:54:06 PM
what can I say?  my left knee cap is fucked up.

Yeah, it was actually really weird cause at the time I thought I was in the Excellent Breasts thread at the time.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 10:55:47 PM
what can I say?  my left knee cap is fucked up.

Yeah, it was actually really weird cause at the time I thought I was in the Excellent Breasts thread at the time.

Ew.   :lol:
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Post by: RottingNation on November 24, 2008, 10:55:53 PM
I've never seen a James Bond movie.   :shock:

Neither have I.  I've never really been into the whole cliche action movie thing.
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Post by: RottingNation on November 24, 2008, 10:56:26 PM
what can I say?  my left knee cap is fucked up.

Yeah, it was actually really weird cause at the time I thought I was in the Excellent Breasts thread at the time.

Ew.   :lol:

idd

Imagine my astonishment.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 10:59:06 PM
I've never seen a James Bond movie.   :shock:

Neither have I.  I've never really been into the whole cliche action movie thing.

I guess people shooting at each other and junk is cool.   :lol:
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Post by: John Shaw on November 24, 2008, 11:01:19 PM
I hate action movies and I don't own any.

I have a degree in film. Therefore my argument is ironclad.

This does not include genre movies with action, of course.

I don't own a single non genre, modern setting film where a dude jumps out of the way of a slowmo billowing cloud of incendiary death, and I am proud.

Fuck the following people: Micheal Bay, Roland Emmerich, Micheal Bay, Dean Devlin, Paul Verhoven, Micheal Bay, Jerry Brickheimer, and Micheal Bay.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 11:02:10 PM
 :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 24, 2008, 11:03:46 PM
oh lindz, drop dead fred.  what an awesome movie.  way back when papa johns was giving free movies with their pizza, they had that movie.  we made sure to order so we could get it.

"look, cobwebs!"
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 11:04:34 PM
oh lindz, drop dead fred.  what an awesome movie.  way back when papa johns was giving free movies with their pizza, they had that movie.  we made sure to order so we could get it.

"look, cobwebs!"

I like when they're out in the garden and he hits her with the shovel, and then she's fine like a minute later.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 24, 2008, 11:06:26 PM
[youtube=425,350]mpIi34fCu1w[/youtube]

 :lol:
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 24, 2008, 11:06:56 PM
and mr. shaw, you cannot completely h8 on the action movie.  for a bit of background noise and fluff they can't be beat.  and those explosions look really pretty in hi-def.

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Post by: RottingNation on November 24, 2008, 11:10:29 PM
I hate action movies and I don't own any.

I have a degree in film. Therefore my argument is ironclad.

This does not include genre movies with action, of course.

I don't own a single non genre, modern setting film where a dude jumps out of the way of a slowmo billowing cloud of incendiary death, and I am proud.

Fuck the following people: Micheal Bay, Roland Emmerich, Micheal Bay, Dean Devlin, Paul Verhoven, Micheal Bay, Jerry Brickheimer, and Micheal Bay.


YEAH.

FUCK MICHAEL BAY.

Well, except for Transformers.  That shit was awesome.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 11:10:59 PM
[youtube=425,350]mpIi34fCu1w[/youtube]

 :lol:

I...think you need a refresher course.


MORNING!  WHO'S FOR SNOT-FLICKING?!


[youtube=425,350]VQC1gjdu5gc[/youtube]

FRED!  WHAT'S THAT WATER DOING THERE?!

WHAT WATER?!

THAT...WATER!

I DON'T KNOW!  WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?! 

 :lol:
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Post by: John Shaw on November 24, 2008, 11:12:03 PM
[youtube=425,350]W6vI1CgW-vE[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6vI1CgW-vE

[youtube=425,350]jMeG0sVLVqE[/youtube]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMeG0sVLVqE&feature=related
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 24, 2008, 11:13:12 PM
I liked transformers for nostalgic purposes.

too much fuckin la beuf though
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 24, 2008, 11:16:46 PM
I...think you need a refresher course.


MORNING!  WHO'S FOR SNOT-FLICKING?!


[youtube=425,350]VQC1gjdu5gc[/youtube]

FRED!  WHAT'S THAT WATER DOING THERE?!

WHAT WATER?!

THAT...WATER!

I DON'T KNOW!  WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?! 

 :lol:

Haha!  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 11:18:18 PM
Remember your house?


Well...it sank. 

 :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 24, 2008, 11:21:36 PM
Remember your house?


Well...it sank. 

 :lol:

Wow. I haven't seen that movie in a long time.
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Post by: RottingNation on November 24, 2008, 11:22:04 PM
I...think you need a refresher course.


MORNING!  WHO'S FOR SNOT-FLICKING?!


[youtube=425,350]VQC1gjdu5gc[/youtube]

FRED!  WHAT'S THAT WATER DOING THERE?!

WHAT WATER?!

THAT...WATER!

I DON'T KNOW!  WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS?! 

 :lol:

Haha!  :lol:

WTF?

Its saying video no longer available.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 11:22:57 PM
Remember your house?


Well...it sank. 

 :lol:

Wow. I haven't seen that movie in a long time.

This is stupid!  We oughtta be in a shop that sells harpoons and nets and hammers!

Yes...you must see this movie again.  Very soon.  It is fabulous.   :lol:

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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 24, 2008, 11:23:49 PM
WTF?

Its saying video no longer available.

Click here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQC1gjdu5gc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQC1gjdu5gc)

It's YouTube's copyright magic at it again.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 11:24:23 PM
I love Fred.   :shock:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 24, 2008, 11:27:34 PM
I love Fred.   :shock:

(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p92/davidkriss72/MAKING_DROP_DEAD_FRED_14SMALLERSIZE.jpg)
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Post by: rabidfurby on November 24, 2008, 11:28:01 PM
Paul Verhoven

The rest of them I can understand, but Paul Verhoeven is a cinematic motherfucking genius.

He directed RoboCop, Total Recall, Basic Instinct, Showgirls, Starship Troopers, and Hollow Man! What more could you possibly want?
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 11:28:51 PM
I love Fred.   :shock:

(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p92/davidkriss72/MAKING_DROP_DEAD_FRED_14SMALLERSIZE.jpg)

 :lol:
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Post by: John Shaw on November 24, 2008, 11:29:28 PM
Paul Verhoven

The rest of them I can understand, but Paul Verhoeven is a cinematic motherfucking genius.

He directed RoboCop, Total Recall, Basic Instinct, Showgirls, Starship Troopers, and Hollow Man! What more could you possibly want?

More than one good movie?
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 24, 2008, 11:30:43 PM
I LOVE LAMP!
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 24, 2008, 11:31:01 PM
whoops, wrong movie
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Post by: Lindsey on November 24, 2008, 11:31:22 PM
I love...uhhh...things.  And a select few people. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 24, 2008, 11:34:07 PM
mr. v had 3 good movies.

total recall
robocop
starship troopers

well, troopers bastardized heinlein's genius and became an awesome propaganda film, but it was so much fun to watch.
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Post by: JWI on November 24, 2008, 11:41:13 PM
mr. v had 3 good movies.

total recall
robocop
starship troopers

well, troopers bastardized heinlein's genius and became an awesome propaganda film, but it was so much fun to watch.

[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SMTz9nIUkGc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SMTz9nIUkGc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]
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Post by: John Shaw on November 24, 2008, 11:55:07 PM
mr. v had 3 good movies.

Actually, he's made a shitpile of fairly decent movies. All french.

That's the problem. The dude is an asshole. I've seen live interviews where he said shit that made me want to punch him in the face.

He makes action movies in the States because he thinks that people here are stupid and stupid is what sells. He has said this openly and more than once.


Well, troopers bastardized heinlein's genius and became an awesome propaganda film, but it was so much fun to watch.

Yes.

Well, Total Recall bastardized Philip K. Dick's genius and became an semi coherent action film, but it was not much fun to watch.

My version.

Robocop was his good movie.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 24, 2008, 11:59:20 PM
I loves me some dick, and you are right that total recall was nothing lik we can remember it for you wholesale.  but it had a 3 breasted whore.

feel free to use the above bad line all over the place to shame and ridicule me.

thank you for your support.
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Post by: John Shaw on November 25, 2008, 12:05:29 AM
I loves me some dick, and you are right that total recall was nothing lik we can remember it for you wholesale.  but it had a 3 breasted whore.

feel free to use the above bad line all over the place to shame and ridicule me.

thank you for your support.

Naw, it's cool. I'm just one of the pickiest movie guys you'd ever meet. I'd recommend a well made piece of crap that entertains me before a giant budget, slick assed production that I've seen all the separate parts to before.

Good crap movies:
Anything from Troma
Anything from Roger Corman
Anything from Larry Blamire
Anything from Hammer Productions

Bad slick movies:
See list of directors above.


There are of course good slick movies. I don't have to list them because you can just look at the list of 200+ million dollar box office tickets, and subtract the list of crap directors I already gave. And add a few others.

Tim Burton is going downhill lately, for instance. Black and white barber pole spirals, pale faces and messy hair are kinda out of style.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 12:10:09 AM
did you see the dark knight?

chris is a genius
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Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 12:11:53 AM
did you see the dark knight?

chris is a genius

I know you're not asking me...

But I wanted to see that, just to know what all the hype is about.  But I'd never seen any other Batman movies before, and just didn't get around to it. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 12:14:04 AM
see it lindz, seriously.  it comes out on dvd in 2 weeks.  it is one of the most amazing bits of cinemagraphic genious I have ever seen.  don't even think of it as a batman movie.
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Post by: John Shaw on November 25, 2008, 12:14:17 AM
did you see the dark knight?

chris is a genius

Chris Nolan is good. The Dark Knight was excellent. It's a shame that Doofushead McFucknut denied everyone another movie with a decent Joker in it.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 12:14:33 AM
see it lindz, seriously.  it comes out on dvd in 2 weeks.  it is one of the most amazing bits of cinemagraphic genious I have ever seen.  don't even think of it as a batman movie.

I shall. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 12:16:28 AM
I have a pic of my 4 year old where he looks like heath ledger.  I need to scan and post
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 12:17:39 AM
john,

did you see insomnia?  I saw it in theaters with mindset from trailers, thriller.  I then saw a second time and wiped away preconceived notions and loved it.
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Post by: RottingNation on November 25, 2008, 12:18:21 AM
see it lindz, seriously.  it comes out on dvd in 2 weeks.  it is one of the most amazing bits of cinemagraphic genious I have ever seen.  don't even think of it as a batman movie.

I shall. 

Stop posting and do it now!
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Post by: sillyperson on November 25, 2008, 12:20:19 AM
I never heard of Drop Dead Fred but I recognized right away... Rick, from the Young Ones!!!


[youtube=425,350]X3MrevxTxzg[/youtube]
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 12:20:55 AM
she and do brown gonna jump in there delorean and go get it?
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Post by: John Shaw on November 25, 2008, 12:21:18 AM
john,

did you see insomnia?  I saw it in theaters with mindset from trailers, thriller.  I then saw a second time and wiped away preconceived notions and loved it.

Well made. Not my kind of movie. I'm not into cop dramas. But that's a total opinion thing, not a technical gripe. Also, the original was better, of course.  :P
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 12:21:25 AM
dammit, doc brown
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Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 12:21:32 AM
I never heard of Drop Dead Fred but I recognized right away... Rick, from the Young Ones!!!


[youtube=425,350]X3MrevxTxzg[/youtube]

Denis, I don't think we can be friends anymore until you watch Drop Dead Fred.  Phoebe Cates is in it.  As a male, that is all the motivation you should need, from what I hear. 
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Post by: sillyperson on November 25, 2008, 12:43:02 AM
Denis, I don't think we can be friends anymore until you watch Drop Dead Fred.
We ain't friends till you get your ass over here and we pass a spliff 'round the circle.

Phoebe Cates is in it.  As a male, that is all the motivation you should need, from what I hear. 
Indeed. Post made on relevant thread. (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=25507.msg475590#msg475590)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 12:44:58 AM
Denis, I don't think we can be friends anymore until you watch Drop Dead Fred.
We ain't friends till you get your ass over here and we pass a spliff 'round the circle.

Phoebe Cates is in it.  As a male, that is all the motivation you should need, from what I hear. 
Indeed. Post made on relevant thread. (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=25507.msg475590#msg475590)

I will take this under careful consideration, sir. 


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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 12:19:22 PM
Greatest flash game ever created.

Don't Shoot the Puppy (http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/dont-shoot-the-puppy/)
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 25, 2008, 12:43:23 PM
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BabtYPsFL_8/SSw2gAD5evI/AAAAAAAAAH0/yyedd4WDYjc/s512/Snapshot_135.jpg)

I met HARD GAY today. :3
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Post by: John Shaw on November 25, 2008, 12:45:53 PM
(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=ihateyouall_rb4bymsfat73fpt4bjy1.jpg)
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Post by: Riddler on November 25, 2008, 02:50:38 PM
mr. v had 3 good movies.

total recall
robocop
starship troopers

well, troopers bastardized heinlein's genius and became an awesome propaganda film, but it was so much fun to watch.



so, like, the troopers were border patrol.....
and the bugs were illegal aliens????
i totally get it, man.
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Post by: tanstaafl1981 on November 25, 2008, 09:05:19 PM
(http://www.tvblog.ro/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/fg514.jpg)
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Post by: BonerJoe on November 25, 2008, 09:19:07 PM
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BabtYPsFL_8/SSw2gAD5evI/AAAAAAAAAH0/yyedd4WDYjc/s512/Snapshot_135.jpg)

I met HARD GAY today. :3

Jesus, you look like such a slut in SL.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 10:24:27 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 10:26:26 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 10:37:03 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 10:40:15 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:

They're made from Mexican Plutonite.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 10:41:20 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:

They're made from Mexican Plutonite.  :lol:

Hush. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 10:46:08 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:

They're made from Mexican Plutonite.  :lol:

Hush. 

 :P
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Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 10:48:37 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:

They're made from Mexican Plutonite.  :lol:

Hush. 

 :P

Yes, I'll make you.   :twisted:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 10:50:27 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:

They're made from Mexican Plutonite.  :lol:

Hush. 

 :P

Yes, I'll make you.   :twisted:

Lies.  :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 10:51:23 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:

They're made from Mexican Plutonite.  :lol:

Hush. 

 :P

Yes, I'll make you.   :twisted:

Lies.  :lol:

You think so, eh?   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 10:55:18 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:

They're made from Mexican Plutonite.  :lol:

Hush. 

 :P

Yes, I'll make you.   :twisted:

Lies.  :lol:

You think so, eh?   :P

It depends.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 10:57:43 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:

They're made from Mexican Plutonite.  :lol:

Hush. 

 :P

Yes, I'll make you.   :twisted:

Lies.  :lol:

You think so, eh?   :P

It depends.

On? 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:00:12 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:

They're made from Mexican Plutonite.  :lol:

Hush. 

 :P

Yes, I'll make you.   :twisted:

Lies.  :lol:

You think so, eh?   :P

It depends.

On? 

If you can get the ball gag in my mouth.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: reTodd on November 25, 2008, 11:01:00 PM
I love Fred.   :shock:

(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p92/davidkriss72/MAKING_DROP_DEAD_FRED_14SMALLERSIZE.jpg)
Hey is that Sandra O?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:01:52 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:

They're made from Mexican Plutonite.  :lol:

Hush. 

 :P

Yes, I'll make you.   :twisted:

Lies.  :lol:

You think so, eh?   :P

It depends.

On? 

If you can get the ball gag in my mouth.  :lol:

Who said anything about a ball gag?   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:03:10 PM
I found something I want for Christmas.  But I haven't been able to bring myself to buy these for like, two years.  I have a pair that looks sort of like them already.  But I love them.   :(

http://www.sunglasshut.com/sgh/catalog.jsp?brandId=31#view=pdp&sku=481589

It's not my fault, when you work around this shit all day you try them on.  And then you want them. 

I saw almost identical knock-offs to those, when I was in Mexico.

Blasphemy.   :lol:

They're made from Mexican Plutonite.  :lol:

Hush. 

 :P

Yes, I'll make you.   :twisted:

Lies.  :lol:

You think so, eh?   :P

It depends.

On? 

If you can get the ball gag in my mouth.  :lol:

Who said anything about a ball gag?   :P

I'm sure it's in the Bible.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:03:44 PM
I don't use ball gags.  I use pussy.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:05:05 PM
I don't use ball gags.  I use pussy.   :lol:

Naughty! :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:05:37 PM
I don't use ball gags.  I use pussy.   :lol:

Naughty! :shock:

Exactly. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 11:18:04 PM
I don't use ball gags.  I use pussy.   :lol:

Naughty! :shock:

Exactly. 

when are you two gonna stop with the flirting and start having cybersex right here in the forums?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:18:41 PM
I don't use ball gags.  I use pussy.   :lol:

Naughty! :shock:

Exactly. 

when are you two gonna stop with the flirting and start having cybersex right here in the forums?

When he shaves off enough of that fur! 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 25, 2008, 11:19:41 PM
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_BabtYPsFL_8/SSw2gAD5evI/AAAAAAAAAH0/yyedd4WDYjc/s512/Snapshot_135.jpg)

I met HARD GAY today. :3

Jesus, you look like such a slut in SL.

It's one of my freebie gift outfits. :-P
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:19:58 PM
*growls at thread*
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 11:21:11 PM
I don't use ball gags.  I use pussy.   :lol:

Naughty! :shock:

Exactly. 

when are you two gonna stop with the flirting and start having cybersex right here in the forums?

When he shaves off enough of that fur! 

seriously, just go with this stuff

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31yHL4CpxZL._AA280_.jpg)

but don't leave it on too long.  i gave myself a chemical burn on accident the first time i ever used it.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:23:17 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:25:24 PM
My fur shakes in fear.  :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 11:27:24 PM
:lol:

:(

why are you laughing at me

:cry:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: reTodd on November 25, 2008, 11:27:53 PM
:lol:

:(

why are you laughing at me

:cry:
I'm laughing at you cause your a goofy bastard :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:28:06 PM
Because it's Nair for men.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 11:29:44 PM
:lol:

:(

why are you laughing at me

:cry:
I'm laughing at you cause your a goofy bastard :lol:

i can accept that.

Because it's Nair for men.   :lol:

its like secret, which contains the exact same ingredients as some other antiperspirant that i cant think of at the moment.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:31:22 PM
I use Secret.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 11:32:48 PM
i think it is sure, but i am not...sure?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:37:36 PM
I don't use ball gags.  I use pussy.   :lol:

Naughty! :shock:

Exactly. 

when are you two gonna stop with the flirting and start having cybersex right here in the forums?

The truth is that I tried to initiate it, but Jizzy finds me repulsive and wants nothing to do with me.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:39:40 PM
I don't use ball gags.  I use pussy.   :lol:

Naughty! :shock:

Exactly. 

when are you two gonna stop with the flirting and start having cybersex right here in the forums?

The truth is that I tried to initiate it, but Jizzy finds me repulsive and wants nothing to do with me.   :lol:

I disagree.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:40:19 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 11:41:46 PM
i seem to recall something josh said a few years ago in a very vulgar manner.  to paraphrase, i am pretty sure that the majority of the guys (which is what, like 99.9% of all actual posters) find you attractive.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:42:11 PM
:lol:

Keep laughing...  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:43:07 PM
:lol:

Keep laughing...  :lol:

I will.  And you can't stop me.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 11:44:14 PM
oh jeebus.  i should go find work to do.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:47:53 PM
:lol:

Keep laughing...  :lol:

I will.  And you can't stop me.

Not even with my bear cock?  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:48:42 PM
:lol:

Keep laughing...  :lol:

I will.  And you can't stop me.

Not even with my bear cock?  :lol:

Okay, that could work.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:50:26 PM
:lol:

Keep laughing...  :lol:

I will.  And you can't stop me.

Not even with my bear cock?  :lol:

Okay, that could work.   :lol:

And if it doesn't, there's always thor.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:51:43 PM
:lol:

Keep laughing...  :lol:

I will.  And you can't stop me.

Not even with my bear cock?  :lol:

Okay, that could work.   :lol:

And if it doesn't, there's always thor.

Ow.

And you people wonder why I don't like things in my ass.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:55:14 PM
Thor is one angry god.  :shock:

(http://www.iheartchaos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/thor3.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 11:55:44 PM
Thor is one angry god.  :shock:

(http://www.iheartchaos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/thor3.jpg)

what the fuck?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:56:23 PM
I don't think it's made for humans.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 25, 2008, 11:57:46 PM
I don't think it's made for humans.

That's not what Chris the homo from Australia said when he told us he had one in a chat one night.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 25, 2008, 11:58:05 PM
I don't think it's made for humans.

i am pretty sure i have seen some asses on the internet that could take that whole damn thing and ask for more.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 25, 2008, 11:59:41 PM
You'd have to be pretty loose down there to get that thing to fit in without extreme pain.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 12:00:34 AM
It makes me clench just looking at it.  And not in the good way.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 26, 2008, 12:01:56 AM
It makes me clench just looking at it.  And not in the good way.

This is why I never want to go to jail.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 26, 2008, 12:02:40 AM
It makes me clench in the good way just looking at it.  And not

you might want to make sure your keyboard is working ok
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Post by: hellbilly on November 26, 2008, 12:04:19 AM
I wouldn't want to do a yellow one.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 26, 2008, 12:05:13 AM
I wouldn't want to do a yellow one.

What if it was black?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 12:07:41 AM
It makes me clench in the good way just looking at it.  And not

you might want to make sure your keyboard is working ok

Once again.  No assplay. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on November 26, 2008, 12:07:56 AM
I wouldn't want to do a black one.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 26, 2008, 12:10:06 AM
It makes me clench in the good way just looking at it.  And not

you might want to make sure your keyboard is working ok

Once again.  No assplay. 

is that just things going in your ass, or are you against a little salad tossing as well?  not heading directly for it, mind, but essentially being licked from "belly button to asshole" as it were.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 26, 2008, 12:10:59 AM
I wouldn't want to do a black one.

Pick a color god nabbit!  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 12:11:48 AM
It makes me clench in the good way just looking at it.  And not

you might want to make sure your keyboard is working ok

Once again.  No assplay. 

is that just things going in your ass, or are you against a little salad tossing as well?  not heading directly for it, mind, but essentially being licked from "belly button to asshole" as it were.

Tongue on my asshole would freak me out, I think.  I'd never feel like it is clean enough, no matter how many showers I take.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on November 26, 2008, 12:11:57 AM
What choices are available?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 26, 2008, 12:14:26 AM
It makes me clench in the good way just looking at it.  And not

you might want to make sure your keyboard is working ok

Once again.  No assplay. 

is that just things going in your ass, or are you against a little salad tossing as well?  not heading directly for it, mind, but essentially being licked from "belly button to asshole" as it were.

Tongue on my asshole would freak me out, I think.  I'd never feel like it is clean enough, no matter how many showers I take.

well, you wouldn't be the one who would need to worry about that portion.  if your ass were that stank, who in there right mind would even be that close to it in the first place?

no offense meant there, just generalizing.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 12:16:06 AM
It's more phobia-like, I guess.  I mean, I can't understand why anyone would want to put their tongue on someone else's asshole anyway.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 26, 2008, 12:16:20 AM
What choices are available?

(http://realcolorwheel.com/colorwheel/Real-Color-Wheel-Plain5in72dpi.png)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 26, 2008, 12:17:34 AM
It's more phobia-like, I guess.  I mean, I can't understand why anyone would want to put their tongue on someone else's asshole anyway.   :lol:

well, generally the hope is to provide an extra bit of pleasureful stimulus to their partner.

i have always been more about my partners pleasure, so you try to go the extra mile.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 12:18:13 AM
I think I would be too uncomfortable with it to even think about it possibly feeling good. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on November 26, 2008, 12:19:09 AM
What choices are available?

(http://realcolorwheel.com/colorwheel/Real-Color-Wheel-Plain5in72dpi.png)

I'm thinking..
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 26, 2008, 12:19:39 AM
I think I would be too uncomfortable with it to even think about it possibly feeling good. 

which is entirely understandable.  sometimes, though, you need to let your inhibitions go.  
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 12:22:03 AM
I think I would be too uncomfortable with it to even think about it possibly feeling good. 

which is entirely understandable.  sometimes, though, you need to let your inhibitions go. 

No...they're mine.   :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 26, 2008, 12:22:56 AM
I think I would be too uncomfortable with it to even think about it possibly feeling good. 

which is entirely understandable.  sometimes, though, you need to let your inhibitions go. 

No...they're mine.   :P

where is your adventurous spirit?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 12:23:31 AM
I think I would be too uncomfortable with it to even think about it possibly feeling good. 

which is entirely understandable.  sometimes, though, you need to let your inhibitions go. 

No...they're mine.   :P

where is your adventurous spirit?

Gone.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on November 26, 2008, 12:23:41 AM
What choices are available?

(http://realcolorwheel.com/colorwheel/Real-Color-Wheel-Plain5in72dpi.png)


Hhmmm...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 26, 2008, 12:24:55 AM
It's tough, man.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 26, 2008, 12:28:38 AM
I think I would be too uncomfortable with it to even think about it possibly feeling good. 

which is entirely understandable.  sometimes, though, you need to let your inhibitions go. 

No...they're mine.   :P

where is your adventurous spirit?

Gone.   :lol:

:cry:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: bakerbaker on November 26, 2008, 12:31:45 AM
I'm gonna sink yer battleship (http://www.filecabi.net/video/boatcrash.html)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on November 26, 2008, 12:58:55 AM
What choices are available?

(http://realcolorwheel.com/colorwheel/Real-Color-Wheel-Plain5in72dpi.png)

All done.

It'll be the 3rd one in (from the outside) in segment number 2. :)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 01:00:17 AM
Nig, that's yellow.   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 12:55:32 PM
Some negroid just walked by me and then sang "everybody loves somebody" while he stared creepily.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 26, 2008, 01:05:01 PM
annie, get yur guns
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 03:08:57 PM
Also,  my new FedEx guy is named Jorge.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: RottingNation on November 26, 2008, 03:12:34 PM
Also,  my new FedEx guy is named Jorge.

Pronounced "George" or "Whore-Hey"?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Riddler on November 26, 2008, 04:45:25 PM
(http://www.btcnews.com/btcnews/images/freudian_slip.jpg)


who da trollop?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 06:53:05 PM
Also,  my new FedEx guy is named Jorge.

Pronounced "George" or "Whore-Hey"?

Not sure.  Spanish was very obviously his first language, so I'm betting Whorehay. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Caveman on November 26, 2008, 07:01:50 PM
MANBEARPIG IS LOOSE!!!

(http://stix1972.typepad.com/stix_blog/images/2008/03/04/manbearpig.jpg)

Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on November 26, 2008, 07:51:54 PM
Nig, that's yellow.   :shock:

Oh, shoot..
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 26, 2008, 08:06:39 PM
I thought ou had an affinity for the darkies?!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 08:07:58 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: hellbilly on November 26, 2008, 08:10:04 PM
I thought ou had an affinity for the darkies?!

Let me review!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 26, 2008, 08:13:42 PM
Yellow fevah!
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Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 08:14:03 PM
Yellow fevah!

My robe is yellow.   :P
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Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 08:18:17 PM
Yellow fevah!

My robe is yellow.   :P

What about your hat?

The closest thing I have is one of those Mickey Mouse sorcerer's apprentice hat from Fantasia.  It's blue.   :P
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Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 08:20:24 PM
Yellow fevah!

My robe is yellow.   :P

What about your hat?

The closest thing I have is one of those Mickey Mouse sorcerer's apprentice hat from Fantasia.  It's blue.   :P

Yellow and blue. Urg.

I has no yellow hat.  Because I don't wear hats. 

No wizard hat for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. 
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Post by: Lindsey on November 26, 2008, 08:32:07 PM
WAT
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Post by: Taors on November 26, 2008, 08:47:15 PM
(http://www.powerpymes.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/fantasy-porn.jpg)

This rogue wants to stab her from behind.
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Post by: Taors on November 26, 2008, 08:51:02 PM
(http://images.mmosite.com/news/2006/12/04/bloodelf02.jpg)

O my werd.
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Post by: Taors on November 26, 2008, 09:08:25 PM
She has very beautiful skin.
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Post by: RottingNation on November 26, 2008, 11:14:15 PM
She has very beautiful skin.

This.

sexy.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 26, 2008, 11:22:33 PM
fucking blood elves.
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Post by: JWI on November 26, 2008, 11:52:56 PM
Post gnomes please.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 26, 2008, 11:55:04 PM
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s298/dustinmclaughlin/bridgetthemidgetpregnant.jpg)
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Post by: JWI on November 26, 2008, 11:57:28 PM
dammit that's not a good one.  why the hell are all the good ones stupid elves?  I demand a spinner.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 27, 2008, 12:01:30 AM
dammit that's not a good one.  why the hell are all the good ones stupid elves?  I demand a spinner.

that is some porno midget.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: JWI on November 27, 2008, 12:19:00 AM
dammit that's not a good one.  why the hell are all the good ones stupid elves?  I demand a spinner.

that is some porno midget.

gnomes aren't the same as midgets.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 27, 2008, 12:25:09 AM
i am well aware of that.  i was just looking for something scary

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Post by: JWI on November 27, 2008, 12:25:55 AM
i am well aware of that.  i was just looking for something scary



That it was.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 27, 2008, 12:26:24 AM
then my purpose has been fulfilled.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 27, 2008, 01:55:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdSfIZRURPg
[youtube=425,350]ZdSfIZRURPg[/youtube]

The wait is over and, live long and prosper, bitches.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 27, 2008, 01:59:53 AM
i am so jacked.

one problem.  they built the enterprise on the planet?  it would never be able to fly in atmosphere.  that violates the laws of physics
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Post by: JWI on November 27, 2008, 02:01:51 AM
i am so jacked.

one problem.  they built the enterprise on the planet?  it would never be able to fly in atmosphere.  that violates the laws of physics


In the future the people of starfleet hold signs that make the laws of physics mean nothing.
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 27, 2008, 02:02:15 AM
i am so jacked.

one problem.  they built the enterprise on the planet?  it would never be able to fly in atmosphere.  that violates the laws of physics


Not really. They built it in atmo to test the gravity stresses for duration then each part can be disassembled for final fitting in orbit. Basically think modular sections which can be lifted up by a space elevator.
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Post by: John Shaw on November 27, 2008, 02:04:04 AM
Abrams never watched Star Trek. That may or may not be a good thing.

Don't get me wrong, Star Trek has sucked for so many years that anything would be an improvement, but still.

As for the laws of physics, Star Trek never really paid much attention to them anyway.

Cue Kirk and the glasses paradox.
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 27, 2008, 02:06:46 AM
Well in this case, I suspect it makes sense to actually built at full gravity and actually launch from it too. If one can alter the Higgs Field it's entirely possible for such a mechanism to reduce mass of an object and then 'pealing' away from the center of gravity with minimal thrust and velocity.
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Post by: John Shaw on November 27, 2008, 02:08:42 AM
Well in this case, I suspect it makes sense to actually built at full gravity and actually launch from it too. If one can alter the Higgs Field it's entirely possible for such a mechanism to reduce mass of an object and then 'pealing' away from the center of gravity with minimal thrust and velocity.

Still doesn't jive with the fact that the ships being built in movies that took place "Later" were built in space.

Also, Klingon Condoms.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 27, 2008, 02:09:25 AM
space elevator.  reminds me of the tether that peter f. hamilton had in his nights dawn trilogy

there is actually a book called the physics of star trek.  they describe how most everything will work.  no teleportation, though
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 27, 2008, 02:13:04 AM
Well in this case, I suspect it makes sense to actually built at full gravity and actually launch from it too. If one can alter the Higgs Field it's entirely possible for such a mechanism to reduce mass of an object and then 'pealing' away from the center of gravity with minimal thrust and velocity.

Still doesn't jive with the fact that the ships being built in movies that took place "Later" were built in space.

Also, Klingon Condoms.

Oddly, there is a precedence in the TNG series. There are clips from one of the seasons where the saucer section of the Enterprise was on Mars for Utopia Plantia(sp?) construction fields. Roddenbury fucked up his own ideas from the get go. But I would still argue just building on the surface makes more sense when you consider that gravitational modification being the principle means of locomotion and maneuvering. *shrugs*

Also, nerdgasm.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 27, 2008, 02:16:47 AM
Well in this case, I suspect it makes sense to actually built at full gravity and actually launch from it too. If one can alter the Higgs Field it's entirely possible for such a mechanism to reduce mass of an object and then 'pealing' away from the center of gravity with minimal thrust and velocity.

Still doesn't jive with the fact that the ships being built in movies that took place "Later" were built in space.

Also, Klingon Condoms.

Oddly, there is a precedence in the TNG series. There are clips from one of the seasons where the saucer section of the Enterprise was on Mars for Utopia Plantia(sp?) construction fields. Roddenbury fucked up his own ideas from the get go. But I would still argue just building on the surface makes more sense when you consider that gravitational modification being the principle means of locomotion and maneuvering. *shrugs*

Also, nerdgasm.

well, i understand what you are saying, but building in 0 grav would allow for easier maneuvering of more massive pieces and you would be able to design the ship in any form you wanted.  there would not be any requirements for fighting in atmosphere
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 27, 2008, 02:28:13 AM
Well in this case, I suspect it makes sense to actually built at full gravity and actually launch from it too. If one can alter the Higgs Field it's entirely possible for such a mechanism to reduce mass of an object and then 'pealing' away from the center of gravity with minimal thrust and velocity.

Still doesn't jive with the fact that the ships being built in movies that took place "Later" were built in space.

Also, Klingon Condoms.

Oddly, there is a precedence in the TNG series. There are clips from one of the seasons where the saucer section of the Enterprise was on Mars for Utopia Plantia(sp?) construction fields. Roddenbury fucked up his own ideas from the get go. But I would still argue just building on the surface makes more sense when you consider that gravitational modification being the principle means of locomotion and maneuvering. *shrugs*

Also, nerdgasm.

well, i understand what you are saying, but building in 0 grav would allow for easier maneuvering of more massive pieces and you would be able to design the ship in any form you wanted.  there would not be any requirements for fighting in atmosphere


Not if you intend for it to also potentially 'land' in full gravity.
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 27, 2008, 02:30:03 AM
right right.  but like i stated before, the enterprise is not aerodynamically sound.  roddenbury knew nothing about flying in atmosphere.

still, its all fantasy, so its all good.
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Post by: NHArticleTen on November 27, 2008, 10:42:47 AM

Dr. Who is better...

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Post by: Taors on November 27, 2008, 12:00:47 PM

Dr. Who is better...



Your mom is the best though.
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Post by: sillyperson on November 27, 2008, 01:44:55 PM

Dr. Who is better...


Hell ya.
Too bad about Gary Glitter, tho
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Post by: Riddler on November 27, 2008, 01:55:49 PM
right right.  but like i stated before, the enterprise is not aerodynamically sound.  roddenbury knew nothing about flying in atmosphere.

still, its all fantasy, so its all good.


fuck all this.....all a you.
they flew  back in time to 1969
through a time warp/wormhole
& flew that  bitch in the earth's atmosphere.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomorrow_Is_Yesterday

so, mannn.....it can be done. or they couldn't have filmed it.....dude.

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Post by: CaL DaVe on November 27, 2008, 02:40:18 PM
right right.  but like i stated before, the enterprise is not aerodynamically sound.  roddenbury knew nothing about flying in atmosphere.

still, its all fantasy, so its all good.


fuck all this.....all a you.
they flew  back in time to 1969
through a time warp/wormhole
& flew that  bitch in the earth's atmosphere.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomorrow_Is_Yesterday

so, mannn.....it can be done. or they couldn't have filmed it.....dude.



Word. 8)
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Post by: JohnnyRebel on November 27, 2008, 05:43:52 PM
(http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x275/SCRUFFY068/HEADS.jpg)
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 27, 2008, 05:45:23 PM
Oh shit, someone lost their heads!
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Post by: bakerbaker on November 27, 2008, 06:20:29 PM
Oh shit, someone lost their heads!

[rob jacobs] Repelled And Destroyed [/rob jacobs]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 27, 2008, 06:25:37 PM
Oh shit, someone lost their heads!

[rob jacobs] Repelled And Destroyed [/rob jacobs]

Oh sh...  :shock:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 27, 2008, 06:40:20 PM
Chips in mah pillz!
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 27, 2008, 06:43:49 PM
Chips in mah pillz!

You must crush them down, like Stalin.
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Post by: bakerbaker on November 27, 2008, 06:46:00 PM
Chips in mah pillz!

You must crush them down, like Stalin.

that doesn't do jack SHIT to the molecular-sized chips!

I ALWAYS throw my pills in the microwave for AT LEAST forty-five seconds before ingesting them.
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 27, 2008, 06:47:10 PM
Chips in mah pillz!

You must crush them down, like Stalin.

that doesn't do jack SHIT to the molecular-sized chips!

I ALWAYS throw my pills in the microwave for AT LEAST forty-five seconds before ingesting them.

Oh, good call. I wasn't thinking molecularly at the time.
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Post by: bakerbaker on November 27, 2008, 06:50:30 PM
Chips in mah pillz!

You must crush them down, like Stalin.

that doesn't do jack SHIT to the molecular-sized chips!

I ALWAYS throw my pills in the microwave for AT LEAST forty-five seconds before ingesting them.

Oh, good call. I wasn't thinking molecularly at the time.

The mobocracy looter minions are more powerful than you could ever imagine :shock:
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 27, 2008, 06:55:07 PM
Chips in mah pillz!

You must crush them down, like Stalin.

that doesn't do jack SHIT to the molecular-sized chips!

I ALWAYS throw my pills in the microwave for AT LEAST forty-five seconds before ingesting them.

Oh, good call. I wasn't thinking molecularly at the time.

The mobocracy looter minions are more powerful than you could ever imagine :shock:

Only until I finish my Super Secret Mega Nazi UFO design.
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Post by: bakerbaker on November 27, 2008, 06:59:30 PM
Chips in mah pillz!

You must crush them down, like Stalin.

that doesn't do jack SHIT to the molecular-sized chips!

I ALWAYS throw my pills in the microwave for AT LEAST forty-five seconds before ingesting them.

Oh, good call. I wasn't thinking molecularly at the time.

The mobocracy looter minions are more powerful than you could ever imagine :shock:

Only until I finish my Super Secret Mega Nazi UFO design.

You don't think They've already got a better one?

\They are all knowing, and all seeing.
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Post by: hellbilly on November 27, 2008, 07:21:42 PM
What's that photo all about?
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 27, 2008, 08:34:02 PM
right right.  but like i stated before, the enterprise is not aerodynamically sound.  roddenbury knew nothing about flying in atmosphere.

still, its all fantasy, so its all good.


fuck all this.....all a you.
they flew  back in time to 1969
through a time warp/wormhole
& flew that  bitch in the earth's atmosphere.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomorrow_Is_Yesterday

so, mannn.....it can be done. or they couldn't have filmed it.....dude.



Word. 8)

i call that bad writing.  oh wait, this is the original series, so it was all bad writing.  all right, so they flew it in atmo.  i would love to see the wind tunnel tests on their design, though.  the only curves i see are around the saucer section.  where is the lift coming from?  that damned thing is nothing but drag drag drag.  although, i guess if you have engines powerful enough to move you at 1/4 the speed of light (full impulse power) you really don't need to give a good god damn about things like drag coeffiecent and lift.
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Post by: Riddler on November 27, 2008, 09:39:16 PM
niggas had big -ass retro rockets.
c'mon.
you are soooo obtuse, mannnn
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 27, 2008, 11:41:13 PM
which were all you are supposed to use when leaving a station.

"i know.  1/4 impulse power."
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Post by: bakerbaker on November 28, 2008, 01:10:57 AM
The ugliest child I have ever seen.





...








EVER.



(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/bakerbaker_2007/uglychild.jpg)
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Post by: Taors on November 28, 2008, 02:22:25 AM
The ugliest child I have ever seen.





...








EVER.



(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/bakerbaker_2007/uglychild.jpg)

Is that Mark's baby?
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Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 28, 2008, 01:21:59 PM
which were all you are supposed to use when leaving a station.

"i know.  1/4 impulse power."

1/4th the speed of light, well approximate according to what I remember reading back on the Alpha Databank or whatever it's called (a major trekkie wiki).
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: bakerbaker on November 28, 2008, 01:36:38 PM
The ugliest child I have ever seen.





...








EVER.



(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/bakerbaker_2007/uglychild.jpg)

Is that Mark's baby?

no.
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Post by: Riddler on November 28, 2008, 02:17:21 PM
kirk impression:

[youtube=425,350]hcIm9EmgJ20[/youtube]
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 28, 2008, 03:08:30 PM
i <3 kevin pollak.

he was great as hockney in the usual suspects.

"Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack? Are you going to charge me dickhead? "
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Post by: bakerbaker on November 29, 2008, 10:45:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vlvEdzRb98

The Acacia Strain - CTHULHU
[youtube=425,350]4vlvEdzRb98[/youtube]
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 30, 2008, 12:00:30 AM
(http://blogs.allocine.fr/blogsdatas/mdata/3/3/3/Z20030403093721417852333/img/1f7e69797d1bb9380ebb20df077010d1.jpg)
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Post by: Lindsey on November 30, 2008, 12:01:08 AM
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 30, 2008, 01:09:54 AM
Update:  My butt hurts.   :x
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 30, 2008, 01:12:59 AM
Update:  My butt hurts.   :x

no comment :lol:
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Post by: Lindsey on November 30, 2008, 01:13:42 AM
Update:  My butt hurts.   :x

no comment :lol:

It's because my chair sucks, you perv. 
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 30, 2008, 01:14:37 AM
Update:  My butt hurts.   :x

no comment :lol:

It's because my chair sucks, you perv. 

:P
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 30, 2008, 01:15:12 AM
Update:  My butt hurts.   :x

no comment :lol:

It's because my chair sucks, you perv. 

Put a hoodie under it.
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Post by: Lindsey on November 30, 2008, 01:16:42 AM
Update:  My butt hurts.   :x

no comment :lol:

It's because my chair sucks, you perv. 

Put a hoodie under it.

What the fuck?  I did that yesterday at work!   :shock:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 30, 2008, 01:20:20 AM
Update:  My butt hurts.   :x

no comment :lol:

It's because my chair sucks, you perv. 

Put a hoodie under it.

What the fuck?  I did that yesterday at work!   :shock:

Did it work?  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 30, 2008, 01:21:31 AM
A little, but it's a metal folding chair, so my ass ended up hurting after a while no matter what. 
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 30, 2008, 01:23:20 AM
A little, but it's a metal folding chair, so my ass ended up hurting after a while no matter what. 

I hate those damn things.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 30, 2008, 01:24:12 AM
A little, but it's a metal folding chair, so my ass ended up hurting after a while no matter what. 

I hate those damn things.

So do I.  I wanted to smash some guy's skull with it yesterday though.  So I guess it can come in handy. 
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 30, 2008, 01:25:31 AM
A little, but it's a metal folding chair, so my ass ended up hurting after a while no matter what. 

I hate those damn things.

So do I.  I wanted to smash some guy's skull with it yesterday though.  So I guess it can come in handy. 

Did you watch a lot of wrestling in your life?  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 30, 2008, 01:26:45 AM
A little, but it's a metal folding chair, so my ass ended up hurting after a while no matter what. 

I hate those damn things.

So do I.  I wanted to smash some guy's skull with it yesterday though.  So I guess it can come in handy. 

Did you watch a lot of wrestling in your life?  :lol:

Yes.

Went to Wrestlemania in March.  Smackdown/ECW last November, and RAW last June.

Shut up.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on November 30, 2008, 01:30:55 AM
Good times.  :lol:

There are always good quote that come out of those:

"You sit there and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16 ... Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!"

and...

"You call yourself a gorilla, yet you come out here and hee-haw like a jack ass!" (Stone Cold referring to Gorilla Monsoon)

and...

"Sportsmanship...what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your ass to church!"
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 30, 2008, 01:54:09 AM
those guys are actually some of the best actors you will find out there.  to think that they are supposed to maintain character all the time, no matter what.  although there are some notable exceptions when they did break with the storyline and character.  like when benoit when schizo.
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Post by: bakerbaker on November 30, 2008, 03:00:57 AM
(http://blogs.allocine.fr/blogsdatas/mdata/3/3/3/Z20030403093721417852333/img/1f7e69797d1bb9380ebb20df077010d1.jpg)

:lol:

oh gawd, i luv ace ventura

NONSENSE POOPY PANTS!!!
[youtube=425,350]ZQTAuz6FAq0[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQTAuz6FAq0
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Post by: Russell Griswold on November 30, 2008, 03:04:27 AM
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiike a glove-uh!
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Post by: mike the godless heathen on November 30, 2008, 03:05:19 AM
"peanuth?"

"no thanks.  i already have one.  its quite large but i consider it a carry on."
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: bakerbaker on November 30, 2008, 03:06:33 AM
"peanuth?"

"no thanks.  i already have one.  its quite large but i consider it a carry on."

must say,....that one went waaay over my head when i was 12yo. :D
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on November 30, 2008, 09:18:07 AM
Man, those were some crazy movies.   :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Level 20 Anklebiter on November 30, 2008, 05:18:04 PM
http://www.wimp.com/fatbunny/
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 01, 2008, 02:33:39 AM
Clusterfuck.  :x

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2402/2252654893_6f9eacdc92_o.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 02:34:45 AM
You know what I'd do if I were stuck in that traffic?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 01, 2008, 02:35:56 AM
You know what I'd do if I were stuck in that traffic?

masturbate?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 02:37:27 AM
You know what I'd do if I were stuck in that traffic?

masturbate?

If I were alone, yes.  But there could be potential traffic jam foreplay...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 01, 2008, 02:38:27 AM
You know what I'd do if I were stuck in that traffic?

masturbate?

If I were alone, yes.  But there could be potential traffic jam foreplay...

quite. 

but what if you are on your way TO work with the carpool of fugly people?
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 02:40:26 AM
You know what I'd do if I were stuck in that traffic?

masturbate?

If I were alone, yes.  But there could be potential traffic jam foreplay...

quite. 

but what if you are on your way TO work with the carpool of fugly people?

Stop ruining my fantasy.   :x
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 01, 2008, 02:43:08 AM
You'd have to watch out for crazy people braking suddenly for no reason, while all that is happening.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 02:44:11 AM
You'd have to watch out for crazy people braking suddenly for no reason, while all that is happening.  :lol:

I won't be the one driving, honey... :twisted:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 01, 2008, 02:45:54 AM
You'd have to watch out for crazy people braking suddenly for no reason, while all that is happening.  :lol:

I won't be the one driving, honey... :twisted:

Oh I see.  :D
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 02:47:48 AM
You'd have to watch out for crazy people braking suddenly for no reason, while all that is happening.  :lol:

I won't be the one driving, honey... :twisted:

Oh I see.  :D

I was looking for a picture with the caption "You see what I did there?" but I came across this and now I can't stop laughing.

(http://i36.tinypic.com/qp2jvs.jpg)
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Russell Griswold on December 01, 2008, 02:48:28 AM
Haha.  :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 02:51:08 AM
Oh God I want to use that thing to scare the fuck out of someone... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 01, 2008, 02:51:53 AM
You know what I'd do if I were stuck in that traffic?

masturbate?

If I were alone, yes.  But there could be potential traffic jam foreplay...

quite. 

but what if you are on your way TO work with the carpool of fugly people?

Stop ruining my fantasy.   :x

if you were in the middle of something...important...i apologize.  one should not be interrupted.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 02:52:43 AM
You know what I'd do if I were stuck in that traffic?

masturbate?

If I were alone, yes.  But there could be potential traffic jam foreplay...

quite. 

but what if you are on your way TO work with the carpool of fugly people?

Stop ruining my fantasy.   :x

if you were in the middle of something...important...i apologize.  one should not be interrupted.

I may or may not have my hand in my pants...
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 01, 2008, 02:53:58 AM
You know what I'd do if I were stuck in that traffic?

masturbate?

If I were alone, yes.  But there could be potential traffic jam foreplay...

quite. 

but what if you are on your way TO work with the carpool of fugly people?

Stop ruining my fantasy.   :x

if you were in the middle of something...important...i apologize.  one should not be interrupted.

I may or may not have my hand in my pants...

ok, i think i am off to bed now, with dreams of

things.  wonderful wonderful things.  oh my.  the pictures.  wow.

in my head.
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: Lindsey on December 01, 2008, 02:57:44 AM
For all he knows I could be knitting a sweater right now... :P
Title: Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [NSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
Post by: mike the godless heathen on December 01, 2008, 02:58:40 AM
For all he knows I could be knitting a sweater right now... :P