Chaos is the only sensible answer. Cthulhu is awake!!!

[sillyperson]

You fucked up your youtube embed

[Brooklyn Red Leg]

Odd, its perfectly fine for me.

[ForumTroll]

Odd, its perfectly fine for me.

Me too. This is what happens to people using linux.

[anarchir]

[youtube
Crazy-tough Vietnam Vet: 1
Douchebag Hood Rat: 0

Bring Amba Lamps!

he picked a fight with an old dude, and lost horribly.

"call an ambleance"

He didnt need an ambulance, it was just his nose.

[Harry Tuttle]

As you sew, so shall you reap. This is what comes of acting out of anger.

I did love the Mortal Kombat bit though.

[anarchir]

As you sew, so shall you reap. This is what comes of acting out of anger.

I did love the Mortal Kombat bit though.

He LOA'd the old man's fist, repeatedly.

[hellbilly]

Next up:Big Mama vs. Lil' Al

"Please don't show me that at this point and time." - lol


http://www.blackbottom.com/watch.php?v=3d1a114d49921255093c1f6b79cc95ada028e393

Dunno how to embed without the use of the YT tags, but it's worth watching. Sad there were kids about though.

[Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith)]

Next up:Big Mama vs. Lil' Al

"Please don't show me that at this point and time." - lol


http://www.blackbottom.com/watch.php?v=3d1a114d49921255093c1f6b79cc95ada028e393

Dunno how to embed without the use of the YT tags, but it's worth watching. Sad there were kids about though.

Oh hahaha, very funny.  It is sad that there were kids there watching what I assume are their parents fist fighting.

[Level 20 Anklebiter]

[youtube=425,350]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PBq-dYPcz_0&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PBq-dYPcz_0&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

MEDICCCCCCCCCCCCC!

[Brooklyn Red Leg]

This was so goddamned wrong, I just HAD to share it. Courtesy of the /b/tards at Encyclopedia Dramatica.

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[sillyperson]

My homie from the hood. We're all so proud of him!

All-cash transactions. That's how I'm rollin' these days. Tax free.

[youtube=425,350]<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XfjGRy18hms&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XfjGRy18hms&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>[/youtube]

[Harry Tuttle]

from http://scifiwire.com/2009/10/great-cthulhu-toys.php

[TimeLady Victorious]

On days when am not kept in the closet, I am expected to have his favorite cold drink waiting for him when he walks in. If not, I am punished horribly with electricity. His favorite drink is V8, vodka, and a cup of my freshly poured blood, with ice, in a tall glass. I get the blood from the little plastic 'faucet" valve he got from a medcial supply store over the internet. He punctured my arm vein and inserted it, sealing it with instant-drying cyanoacrylic glue. Now he can desanguinate me whenever he wants to.

He's not a vampire, it's just that when he fucks me, he likes to see me so weak that I can barely sit up. He also likes to gleefully and savagely beat me with his belt when I am too groggy and weak to avoid the blows. That way, he doesn't have to tie me to the furniture,and it reduces my screams of pleasure to mere mumbles. Sometimes before a "session", he drains a large bowel of my precious red life fluid and dumps it in the toilet, just to be mean.

Because I begged him to, he promised that someday, when he gets tired of me, he will completely desanguinate me. He will open the valve and leave it open while he fucks me, and he'lll continue to fuck me until I am unconscious, and then until nothing more flows into the bucket. Then he will cum into my lifeless body for the last time, remove my vagina as a souvenir, and stuff me into the plastic body bag I already bought just for that purpose before taking me to my final resting place in the dumpster behind the gas station.

[The ghost of a ghost of a ghost]

On days when am not kept in the closet, I am expected to have his favorite cold drink waiting for him when he walks in. If not, I am punished horribly with electricity. His favorite drink is V8, vodka, and a cup of my freshly poured blood, with ice, in a tall glass. I get the blood from the little plastic 'faucet" valve he got from a medcial supply store over the internet. He punctured my arm vein and inserted it, sealing it with instant-drying cyanoacrylic glue. Now he can desanguinate me whenever he wants to.

He's not a vampire, it's just that when he fucks me, he likes to see me so weak that I can barely sit up. He also likes to gleefully and savagely beat me with his belt when I am too groggy and weak to avoid the blows. That way, he doesn't have to tie me to the furniture,and it reduces my screams of pleasure to mere mumbles. Sometimes before a "session", he drains a large bowel of my precious red life fluid and dumps it in the toilet, just to be mean.

Because I begged him to, he promised that someday, when he gets tired of me, he will completely desanguinate me. He will open the valve and leave it open while he fucks me, and he'lll continue to fuck me until I am unconscious, and then until nothing more flows into the bucket. Then he will cum into my lifeless body for the last time, remove my vagina as a souvenir, and stuff me into the plastic body bag I already bought just for that purpose before taking me to my final resting place in the dumpster behind the gas station.

WTF?

Where do I get one of those valves?

[TimeLady Victorious]

On days when am not kept in the closet, I am expected to have his favorite cold drink waiting for him when he walks in. If not, I am punished horribly with electricity. His favorite drink is V8, vodka, and a cup of my freshly poured blood, with ice, in a tall glass. I get the blood from the little plastic 'faucet" valve he got from a medcial supply store over the internet. He punctured my arm vein and inserted it, sealing it with instant-drying cyanoacrylic glue. Now he can desanguinate me whenever he wants to.

He's not a vampire, it's just that when he fucks me, he likes to see me so weak that I can barely sit up. He also likes to gleefully and savagely beat me with his belt when I am too groggy and weak to avoid the blows. That way, he doesn't have to tie me to the furniture,and it reduces my screams of pleasure to mere mumbles. Sometimes before a "session", he drains a large bowel of my precious red life fluid and dumps it in the toilet, just to be mean.

Because I begged him to, he promised that someday, when he gets tired of me, he will completely desanguinate me. He will open the valve and leave it open while he fucks me, and he'lll continue to fuck me until I am unconscious, and then until nothing more flows into the bucket. Then he will cum into my lifeless body for the last time, remove my vagina as a souvenir, and stuff me into the plastic body bag I already bought just for that purpose before taking me to my final resting place in the dumpster behind the gas station.

WTF?

Where do I get one of those valves?

Ask Faye. Her e-mail address is somewhere on here http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.viewcustom&friendId=150103974&blogId=230603034&swapped=true

When I read her blog, I can easily imagine that I will be living like her someday. Without any of the kinky sex, though.